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Joined 04-11-11, id: 2837554, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Fairly OddParents, Yume Nikki, and Maximum Ride.

If there's one thing that Harry Potter taught me, it's that, even when you're told that you have to fight a battle alone, you can always count on your friends to have your back anyway. Even if you explicitly tell them otherwise. And if you'd do the same for them anyway.

If there's one thing that TeamStarKid taught me, it's that any and every character has a different story than the one we assume to be true. And that Red Vines can do anything.

If there's one thing that Jimmy Buffett taught me, it's that it's okay to be crazy sometimes. But don't let your craziness drive you insane.

If there's one thing that Marching Band taught me, it's that the only way to succeed is to work together as one. And that jazz is dirty.

If there's one thing that String Rock Band taught me, it's that, if we try hard enough, we can do extraordinary things with what we've got. And that a woman should never, ever, under any circumstances, be allowed to sing "Thankyou Fa Lettinme Be Mice Elf."

If there's one thing that AP English Language taught me, it's that every author writes for their own ideals. And that anybody who signed up is a masochist.

I'm very sorry, but my update schedule is very shaky due to my course load. I will try to get done as much as possible so I have more time for FanFiction.

I have a FictionPress account with the same PenName, if you'd like to find me there. I'd love comments on my stories there, because I can only improve if I know what I'm doing wrong.

Thanks for stopping by!

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Empty Apartment by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
AU. The Turnpike Tavern is like home to Ferb. It's the perfect place for smoking, drinking, and everything else the young Brit enjoys. His life may seem like a long downward spiral, but he's content. At least he says he is. Phineas is living the high school dream. He's at the top of his class, has the perfect girlfriend, and plenty of popularity. He says he's happy. He's lying. PxF
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,705 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Phineas, Ferb]
Never Had A Friend Like Me by Bookworm Gal reviews
The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,571 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Timmy, Norm the Genie, OC - Complete
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 565,277 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
A touch of Frost by Eliza-Lou-Riley reviews
Modern AU. It hadn't been a coincidence. Or perhaps it had been. Either way, Hiccup knows it had all been down to fate.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 79,305 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost, Pitch
Pretending by remusjohnnlupin reviews
One kiss isn't supposed to mean much, but this the story of Sirius and Remus' overreaction to that one kiss. The overreaction that makes one kiss enough to unravel everything that should be unraveled. / "Are you really that oblivious? Do I really have to fucking spell it out for you? Let me tell you what all this is really about." /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,846 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
On the Other side by ADAMalchemist reviews
Slowly, he turned to the mirror, seeing a teen stand staring at him with breathtaking blue eyes. He gasped and hiccupped all at once, causing him to look down. This was a dream, right? There was no possible way for a…a person to be in a mirror. Unless…unless this was one of those haunted mirrors his friends back home used to tease him about - I'm horrible at summeries. HiJack fic.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,600 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
I'll See It when I Believe It by Old Beginning New Ending reviews
Babysitting the Bennett kids isn't a problem, at least for Hiccup. The Guardian of Winter that seems to have taken an interest in him? That could be. FrostCup.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,323 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Lost by Muggle Jane reviews
Luna's always said she could hear voices from beyond the veil. One day, one of those voices is particularly strong and she finds someone that had been given up as lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,437 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Sirius B., Luna L.] - Complete
Before I Knew by Kicon reviews
Various moments of Dean and Seamus through their years at Hogwarts as they navigate the waters of friendship and love. Part 1 of Through Their Eyes. Part 1 of Of Course Verse (Part 2 to come out fall 2015).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 35,877 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Seamus F., Dean T.] - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Malfoys Don't Do by LadySlytherinII reviews
There are things that Malfoys simply don't do. They don't cry, or show any emotion unless entirely unavoidable. They don't back down. And they certainly don't admit that maybe, just maybe, they might be wrong about a few things. Draco's back for his eighth year, and with everything that's changed, these basic rules will soon be called into question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,669 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That One Golden Summer by Idon'tknow95 reviews
When Draco gets a second chance at friendship with Harry during a long, boring summer in Little Whinging, how will their new friendship evolve and change them? Between the 4th and 5th books SLASH D/H. My first story, please take a look!REVIEW! *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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The Kidnapping of Jeb reviews
"Take them and run!" he shouted over the alarms, the heavy sounds of rubber soles and angry animalistic grunts echoing behind it as a cruel countermelody. "T-the keys I gave you! Use them and run!" An alternate first chapter to The Angel Experiment, where the Flock saw Jeb get kidnapped, rather than wonder about his disappearance. AU/One-Shot/T (instances of graphic imagery)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Max, Fang, Angel, Jeb B. - Complete
Even If They Are reviews
"They have no right to dictate who you are!" "Even if they're my best friends?" In which Remus Lupin is at a loss for words, and Hermione Granger has far too many with no real knowledge of their meaning. An outsider's perspective on Hermione's character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Psychology reviews
The inner workings of the mind are complex and private. Those who are able to see and experience it are special, but cursed with the knowledge that they touched something that wasn't truly theirs. A different look into the story of Yume Nikki.
Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Madotsuki, Poniko
My Renewal, My Immortal reviews
Ebony Way is normal. Even if the rapidly-growing canines and love of blood say otherwise. Based on "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie and the actual events of the Harry Potter series, this is My Renewal of "My Immortal."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Draco M., OC
General Tang reviews
She hated being popular. It just wasn't fun anymore. Shamed as she should have been to admit it, she wanted what Tootie had. Trixie-centric. Pairings to be revealed.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Trixie