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Joined 10-21-02, id: 283805
Author has written 59 stories for Mario, Harry Potter, Breath of Fire, Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Pokémon, Powerpuff Girls, South Park, Super Smash Brothers, Seinfeld, James Bond, Golden Sun, Kirby, Final Fantasy I-VI, Sonic the Hedgehog, Lord of the Rings, Wario Ware Inc., Street Fighter, Metroid, Star Fox, Misc. Games, and Chrono Trigger.
Hello my children. I am Father Maximillian J. Hulk, and I work for the St. Eva Church of New Jersey. I enjoy writing fanfiction, old as I am. Let's get on with the statistics.

NAME: M.J. Hulk
AGE: Older than you
SEX: Wish I still could
OCCUPATION: Preacher
LOCATION: NJ
MARITAL STATUS: Taken
FOR FUN: Uh, stuff.

My specialties include the Great Big Happy Ending, and I am a complete master of going off the beaten paths. After all, who else has done a Link/Maple story? ^_^ Anywho, if you want to chat, IM me at Saturos The Man, or email me at the address shown. Thanks again for reading my fanfiction!

~Father Maximillian Jeremiah Hulk

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Charon's Pursuit by Pathwarden reviews
A Raichu named Charon, harboring a checkered past, lives a solitary life in the sylvan wilderness, content to keep to himself and live life as it is. One day, he learns of a herd of chus in his region, and seeks them out for a second chance. Completed.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,052 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Secret Admirer by hoshi-ko88 reviews
(COMPLETED)Raven starts recieving gifts as Valentines day nears. While trying to help Starfire to throw a party and figure out why Beast boy has been acting different, she now has to figure out whos giving her all these gifts.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Can't Stop Loving You by harper92 reviews
Post-OotP. H&G are tired of R&Hr bickering. They plot to make R&Hr admit their feelings, but begin to fall for each other in the process. And what will happen when term starts? R for mild naughtiness. R&R! ch12 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,698 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Lavendar Temptation reviews
School's out for summer in Diamond City, and 9-Volt thinks Ashley is his main gal... until Jimmy's little sister comes to town. It could be toil and deep deep trouble for him if he follows his heart!
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
The Night of the Party reviews
In 65 million B.C. a party is thrown for the visitors. Lucca tries to have a good time, but she'd better be careful she doesn't confess things she's too proud to admit to a certain young man.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
His ToadLike Extension reviews
I am appalled at the lack of a Battletoads category! This is meant to be short and silly. Princess Angelica is having a problem, and needs help from Zitz. Help. Yeeah. Review, flame, I don't care. It means people are reading!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Love in the Time of Pepperoni reviews
Mona has a wild, secret love that would tear things asunder should it be known.
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Linebeck and the Sea reviews
Linebeck and Link are stranded due to engine failure, and a sudden conflict will force Linebeck to face his fears and get over his past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Ship That Changed Hands reviews
This is just a short piece to illustrate what I considered to be a large WTH moment in Starfox Command. See if you agree.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Cameron's Gift reviews
Cameron has another gift to give, this time to Elita. Will she like it?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Ode to the Held Item reviews
A collection of poems I wrote about held items! Enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
My So Called Zero Mission reviews
The novelization of Metroid Zero Mission! More than just what happens on your screen, I assure you. Chapter 3 up May 20, 2007
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006
To Kindle Hope reviews
The novelization of Final Fantasy III. What happens when the Void threatens to overwhelm all?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2007
Peasley Finds a Friend reviews
Prince Peasley is nervous about telling the royals about his Hoohoo Village girlfriend, especially since he's getting pushed to marry a princess. Ch 1 up. RR please!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
Business Ethics 101 reviews
While on a short break in Prima, Gobi quickly gets the group in trouble when he unwittingly barters away something very precious...
Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
A Life Thus Over reviews
Cartman's life is over. Drabble.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
And Still The Darkness Grows reviews
OMG Update! Ryu is plagued by nightmares... nightmares of death, suffering, and world destruction. After receiving a frightening message from Sara, he sets out once again to save the world. CHAPTER 6 UP ON 8 1 06! RR please!
Breath of Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 11/17/2002
101 Stories About Super Smash Bros! reviews
WE'RE BACK, BABY! After a long break, this story has returned! A collection of little stories about the greatest fighting game ever! In chapter 15, Link suddenly disappears... what is everyone going to do? Updated June 20, 2006
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,110 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 1/14/2004
The Relationraft reviews
When things start to go wrong at Mercury Lighthouse, Isaac and Ivan go investigate. But does Ivan have more than one reason for tagging along? Fluff slash. Chaps 3 and 4 up!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005
The Galactic Tribunal reviews
This is my interpretation of what happens when Samus arrives back from the B.S.L. station in Fusion.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Made In Wario: The Movie! reviews
A big Hollywood producer approaches Wario one day about making a movie! Wario and his staff are eager to accept, but Wario may not be fully prepared for what awaits him.
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
My Scar reviews
A poem Sagat writes after losing to Ryu.
Street Fighter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/15/2005
Torn reviews
Alex is torn between his heart and his dreams.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2005
Tales From Abroad reviews
Are Pokemon real? To those in America, they only exist in games. But there is one who will soon learn otherwise. Minific collection. Read and Review please! Updated to Ch. 2!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Shatter Dreams reviews
Come inside to learn the hard way, what Father Hulk has to teach you today.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005
The Odd Fellowship reviews
The Fellowship is living in a condo together. Can they handle it? In episode one, Boromir hatches a brilliant scheme... except without the brilliant part.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005
Diary of a TwoTailed Fox reviews
Entries in Miles's diary reveal his inner thoughts as his feelings for a certain pink hedgehog grow. One shot for now, may add more later. Tails x Amy pairing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Four Black Mages reviews
A poem I wrote, inspired by a Final Fantasy party I decided to try. Not really much to say. I'd appreciate your reviews!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005
Handheld Hijinks! reviews
Eric Cartman finds half a million Game & Watch units, and gets the town's kids hooked on it and opens a black market of handheld fun! Rated R for being a South Park story. Nuff said. Read and review! Ch 3 up
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
Trust Us reviews
The Koopa Kids warn Mario and Luigi of a plot to steal the Royal Crown and ask to join the good guys. But are they telling the truth, or do they have a dirty trick planned? Chapter 4 up.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Insert Credit reviews
A Kirby's Pinball Land story! WOW! DeDeDe steals all of Popstar's food again and locked it inside the Pinball Fortress's three vaults. It's up to Kirby to get it back! Please read and review! UPDATED 11-17-04
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004
Day of the Doppelganger reviews
King Dedede's reign of terror is starting to be overwhelming, until Meta Knight invents a machine that could help Kirby end the strife in Dream Land. Read and Review please!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2004
Sweeter Than Revenge reviews
Isaac and Karst pairing. The Mars beacon saved Karst and Agatio from death, but now Karst is ill and it's up to Isaac to save her life. Doing so may change her feelings for him... Read and review please!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2004
Fantasy reviews
Jessie and James have been partners for years, but then Jessie begins to conjure images of her and James in sweeping romance. It will soon be time to tell James about it face-to-face. COMPLETE! RR Plz!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
The Struggles of Link reviews
A story based entirely on the first Legend of Zelda game! How about that? A detailing of Link's struggles across Hyrule to find the pieces of the Triforce. Please read and review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
A Pokemon Odyssey reviews
It's the story of a boy, a girl, a team, a world of fantasy and magic, and one very special Pokemon. For a boy from a small town, a huge journey awaits! CH 14 UP 7-1-04! RR Please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
What The Future Holds reviews
The story has been reverted to a 1 shot. After Isaac saves Hsu from the boulder, Feizhi invites the party back to Xian, and she and Isaac begin to fall in love. RR Please!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004
Golden Sun, Garden State reviews
There are really six lighthouses to be lit, the remaining two are at Cape May and Point Pleasant in New Jersey! So the cast of GS decides to spend the day in NJ, taking in the sights and then fulfilling their destiny! BIG AU! RR PLZ!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2004
My Day With James Bond reviews
The Russians have put bombs in the new Playstation 3's that are being shipped to NJ, and they plan to wipe the state off the map. James sets off to stop them, and then I get tangled up in it and we stop them together. RR please! Incomplete
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Popcorn Business reviews
Fed up with high priced movie theater popcorn, Kramer decides to start his own line of delicious, air popped sweetness. Loads of laughs in store! RR please! Ch 1 up
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Princess of Winlan and the Prince of Thieves reviews
Karn lovers rejoice! Karn shares his past with Nina, and they eventually come to love each other. PG for suggestive content. RR Please!
Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/13/2004
Princess Nina And Her Lover reviews
BoF 1 RyuNina. Nina is pulled into the mysterious portal at Tock, and loses her memory. Ryu struggles to help her, and when he does, feelings are realized. R for briefly described adult content. COMPLETE! RR Please!
Breath of Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Complete
Pikachu's Girlfriend reviews
It's chow time for Ash and his pals, and romance calls Pikachu away. But is it all for the best? RR Plz!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
Puppy Love reviews
Nina is torn up over the loss of her sister. Bow comforts her one evening, and they both realize something very special about each other. R and R please!
Breath of Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004
Loving Laura reviews
It's finally here! The long-expected sequel to Kissing Kris! Chris and Kris have moved to Verdantuff, and thier son Adam grows into a fine young man, but when he meets a girl hanging out with the wrong crowd, things start to go awry. Updated 10-3-03!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
Point and Counterpoint starring Plusle and Minun! reviews
Plusle and Minun star in their very own talkdebate show! Debating all the hot news and burning issues that run rampant through the country. Loads of laughs guaranteed! RR Plz!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003
Mojo! Part 3 of The Big Giant Crossover Show! reviews
The Crossovers abound in MOJO! Get ready for action when Britain's GROOVIEST superspy becomes the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! Loads of laughs guaranteed! *FINISHED 8-14-03!!* R/R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003
Letters reviews
Harry begins to get letters from a mysterious admirer. While this perplexes him enough, he's got his eyes on someone else. But could she ever love him? R/R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Breath of Fire Channel! reviews
Breath of Fire has its very own TV station! It features all kinds of shows, from cooking shows, to soaps, to news... we've got it all! *UPDATED 6-15-03*R/R please!
Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003
Finding Love reviews
Bleu comforts Ryu as he struggles to deal with Katt and Nina's constant advances on him. Soon, that comforting will turn into something more... R/R Plz!
Breath of Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2003
Day Of The Deity reviews
The city of Townsville has become a place of worship, as the wonderful St. Eva Church has taken residence there. But nobody, not even the Powerpuff Girls, can be prepared for the cataclysm that is rapidly approaching. R/R Please! *COMPLETED!*
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Complete
The Test Of Love reviews
After a bumpy start in the Coliseum, Ryu and Katt fall deeply in love. But when flirty Nina comes along, Ryu's determination will be proven as he eventually is tested by all his friends to prove he loves Katt. *COMPLETED!!!* R/R please!
Breath of Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Complete
We're Gonna Have A Good Time Then: The Kenny Song reviews
A touching song sung by Cartman about his friendship with Kenny, and his joy at Kenny's return. Doesn't follow episode 617 but still cute. R/R Please!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2003
The Goddess of Destruction reviews
The battle with Myria is over and done with. She has been defeated by Ryu and his friends. Now, 5,000,000 years later, the world had better brace itself for the rebirth of humankind's greatest enemy. PG-13 for language. *ABANDONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*
Breath of Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Kissing Kris reviews
A sweet love story about the two trainers from New Bark Town. Chris saves Kris from Silver, and then a romance begins to form. *COMPLETED!!! 1-21-03!* R/R Please!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
The Big Giant Ripoff Show: Star Wars Style! reviews
The ripoffs continue here in the Star Wars zone! Anakin has invented a podracer that can travel through time when accelerated to 69 mph! But when Nute Gunray gets his hands on it, things go bad! R/R Please!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2002
Love Takes Flight reviews
The touching story about Link and the beautiful young witch that he can't seem to avoid. *UPDATED ON 12-18-02!* R/R please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/16/2002
My Brother, My Rival reviews
Mario is falling seriously in love with Peach, and then he finds out that SHE has fallen for Luigi! What will he do to get even? *CH 3 FINALLY UP!!* R/R please!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 10/21/2002
The Big Giant Ripoff Show!
The premiere of the show starts in Holodrum, where President Whitless rallys monsters to help him fight the evil destructive beasts. R/R Please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Published: 12/1/2002
Like, I Love You, Link! reviews
Link's travels in Subrosia cross his path with that of a singer named Rosa. Then, as the legend of the beforetimes unfolds, so does a legendary romance. R/R please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2002
Lovers by Thought reviews
Harry has been communicating with a girl mentally during the night. Weeks later, a new girl arrives at Hogwarts, and then the fun begins. *COMPLETE!!!!* R/R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Complete
Seduction In The Dungeon reviews
Harry and Hermione suddenly realize that they are very much in love with each other. This is the story of how they become lovers, and how not even their potions teacher will interfere. R/R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.