Capt-Facepalmhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock. April 2021 Wow, it has been 10 years! Hello! Here's a little blurb about me: Since April 2011, when I joined FFN, I have been writing non-slash fiction in the Sherlock Holmes bookverse with occasional meanderings into BBC Sherlock. My entries are rated PG-13 or lower. (I do not write anything stronger than what can be seen on prime-time TV... but given the nature of society these days, that gives me a lot of leeway.) My Username keeps me from taking myself too seriously. Feedback is always appreciated, so don't be shy! |
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Belle Ellen Milagre, Space Nurse by medcat reviews
A collab with Captain Facepalm. A Mary Sue parody; originally written for a challenge in the great tales comm on LJ. A super-nurse shows a few so-called experts that they are not as expert as they think! With apologies to the author of Cherry Ames, Nurse books.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, 11th Doctor - Complete
Sans Voir by goldvermilion87 reviews
When John finds out that Jefferson Hope, the taxi driver, did not have an aneurism, he fears that there might be a larger game afoot. But who are the players? And what is the prize? Co-written with capt facepalm for the casestory big bang on livejournal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Combat by shedoc reviews
there are rules - unwritten - to participating in a London brawl. But how would you cope with combat? Early H/W friendship
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Observations of a Lodger by shedoc reviews
continuing the tradition of the Observations series. Set prior to Wife, a look at the early years of Holmes and Watson's friendship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
On Afghanistan's Plains by Pompey reviews
A look at what happened to Watson, from the Battle of Maiwand to his return to England. As this is a prequel to STUDY IN SCARLET, Holmes makes no appearance whatsoever. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
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Disjecta Membra reviews
Canon Sherlock Holmes. A collection of drabbles which will be updated sporadically. Mainly Watson-centric, some h/c, some angst, some crack. No slash. Current entry: This entry is a bit lighter than the last. A bit of banter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 8/10/2011
Il Virtuoso reviews
A Victorian casefic. Dr and Mrs Watson's quiet night out is interrupted by an unexpected attack on a famous musician (and the appearance of a consulting detective).
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and The Star of the East reviews
A Casefic. Christmas time brings a new case for the world's only consulting detective and unexpected danger for his flatmate. NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Commonplace Crime reviews
The year is 1881 and Sherlock Holmes wants to demonstrate deductive reasoning to his protégé. And when one goes looking for trouble in the streets of Whitechapel, one is likely to find it. Now complete. This chapter concludes the case.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Pocket Watch reviews
Sherlock Holmes would very much like to solve this little mystery without destroying trust amongst his valued associates.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
My Heart's In the Highlands reviews
A vignette for Robbie Burns Day.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Back to School reviews
September brings new beginnings. Dedicated to all those returning to school, whether as students, as teachers, or wa-nots.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Home Invasion 221B Baker Street reviews
'Congratulate me, Watson. My labours have finally borne fruit!... I've received my first death threat.' Death threats should be taken seriously.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Luck, Loyalty, and Bravery: A History Lesson reviews
Somebody is going to get schooled. Rated T for drama
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Dr. Watson - Complete
Burden of Proof reviews
The key to breaking the case may be found in some unsuspected quarter. Not quite fluff, not quite crack, one pawky title, and not enough snark
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Bedside Manner reviews
How Sherlock Holmes copes with an incapacitated flatmate.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete