Not-Really-Gandalf
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Joined 04-12-11, id: 2839555, Profile Updated: 03-24-12
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars, Bleach, and Lord of the Rings.

Hi!!!!!

I am not-really-Gandalf, formerly known as thearpsorceress! I've been on fanfiction for a while now, but eventually I got so many ideas that I just had to get an account! I love way to many TV Shows, books, animes, mangas, and more to list, so I'll skip all that. I do, however, have a special place in my heart for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Bleach, Star Wars, Black Butler, and Hetalia. I'm available to translate from French to English. It's great to meet you!

As of 12/11-- If you are looking for my previous 2 Bleach stories (Birth of an Angel and it's follow-up)-- I have deleted them. Sorry, but they were such a mess... I just couldn't bear to leave them there. Yes, I will write ones to replace those. But for now, they are gone. I'M SORRY!

I have completed The Crew of the Combustible Chameleon. I am going to write a follow-up in the clone wars era. It will be coming soon, stay tuned!

Also, my newest story is The Association of Shinigami Under 5 Feet, yet another humor story, this time in the Bleach category. Hopefully you like that.

Finally, The Adventures of Princess Zel, a Lord of the Rings crossover with several fairytales will also be continuously updated.

Please understand that I am very busy with schoolwork, continously working on my languages (I'm quintilingual and working hard to keep it up!), as well as other events and Aikido. I try to give as much time as I can to writing- and I get an hour a week at best. Thanks for being so understanding!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

M*A*S*H*-- The best moments

-"...The wind just broke his leg."

-"You gave Daisy dope?"

"Don't worry, it was a mouse sized portion."

-"Congradulations, Mrs. O'Reilly. It's.. a bear."

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Dawn of the Moonfang by Tango Dancer reviews
7 years into the Winter War, the Kurosakis are forced to leave Japan for the twins' safety. They go to England, and finally acknowledge their mother's legacy. But Aizen plans, Death Eaters still lurk, and both worlds collide in the end. IchigoByakuya
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,956 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
Sunstar Requiem by Rixel reviews
When discovered at the epicenter of the end of the world, the Doctor and Rose pick up an innocent little girl. Then things get weird. Very timey-wimey. Rated T because I never know how to rate.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 64 - Words: 141,027 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
Evie by Elizabeth.M.Kelli reviews
Eveleen Smith is not an ordinary girl, but she doesn't realize that. Then she meets Captain Jack Harkness by chance, questions are answered and far more are raised. Crossover with Doctor Who, Torchwood, and The Sarah-Jane Adventures.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 185,059 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Meeting Points by Beauty Mouse reviews
AU Ianto Jones had been alive, but he hadn't been living. Not until he met Rose and the Ninth Doctor. Ninth/Rose, Janto; very mild one-sided Ninth/Ianto.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,525 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The adventures of Yumi and Sakichan by JillDinosaur reviews
This is a collection of small story's about two OC vice-captains.Sorry I suck at summary's... Rated T for language and action.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011
Defining Ianto by Meatball42 reviews
Torchwood Three is blackmailed into accepting a London agent into their midst, and they're not happy about it. Meet Ianto Jones, friendly archivist who's trying to figure out who he is and find a place in Cardiff. AU, multiple pairings.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,800 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
Growing up Addams by kira66 reviews
Crossover with Addams Family! The Addams adopt little Harry Potter. Oneshot unless asked for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P.
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Mastermind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
Another Pointless High School Mission by peroxidepest17 reviews
Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
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TAOSU5F reviews
Some of the deadliest and most fearsome shinigami of the Seireitei are assembling in secret. But what is their true purpose? And what are they doing?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, Suì-Fēng
The Adventures of Princess Zel reviews
Zel, the princess of Mordor, must prove herself worthy in a series of challenges set up by the strange not-really-Gandalf. And just when poor Zel thought that was over, "s"he was forced to join the fellowship. Good luck, Prince"ss" Zel! Now being rewritten.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Gandalf, Sauron
The Crew of the Combustible Chameleon reviews
When an accident sends Yoda spiralling to Earth, 2 girls are determined to go and retrieve the friend that he displaced in the process. When Carys, Tenko, Sean, and Paco crash literally into the Star Wars galaxy, chaos ensues. Chapter 38 is up!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Yoda - Complete
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