The Ninja Taco Master
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Joined 10-21-02, id: 283957
Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Inuyasha.
I am...*bumbumbum* the Exterminator Sango! And here: are the rules to the road of happiness...
1. It may take only 17 muscles to smile, but it only takes FOUR muscles to raise your hand and slap the motherf*er across the head
2. Getting out of jury duty is easy, say you're prejudice against ALL races :D
3. I will put anything, AND I MEAN ANYTHING, in my mouth *sniff* because that's who I am
4. Now, you tried, and you failed miserably, so the lesson is, never try...
5. Do not sleep, for the homicidal clowns will eat you
6. Now that you have chosen the Exterminator Sango as your new god, soon you will feel, that all your nightmares are INDEED REAL!

...That is all

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Barbossa's Revenge by LegolasLover2003 reviews
NOT-CANON! Two years after The Curse Of The Black Pearl, Will Turner and Elizabeth are married. But, a new threat rears it's ugly head and it's up to Jack Sparrow to help Will out again. An old enemy has returned and is out for revenge!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Sonic the Hedgehog and the Metal Menace by Master Tananh reviews
The epic battle between Sonic and Metal Shadow has finally come. Sonic must find a way to defeat his greatest foe, and all the while Eggman is getting ever closer to Station Square, ready to unleash untold destruction on the unsuspecting city.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/5/2002
The Bloodthirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain by Jester Fraser reviews
CH23 in.another what if story. What if Gohan accidently launched himself? and he landed on Planet Freezer and got amnesia? He would be raised by the prince! OOC Vegeta, I just wanted it that way.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,529 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Gohan, Vegeta
When A Rose Withers by soulsearcher reviews
I have FINALLY written a serious LOTR fic. After the fall of Gandalf, Legolas percieves that it is his fault. Will his friends be able to save him, before his guilt drives him to dark extent? COMPLETED! LAST CHAPTER POSTED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,382 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 40 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas - Complete
A Walk Out Of Reach by Firnsarnien reviews
*Complete* Legolas and Aragorn must use the trees to make their escape after Legolas is wounded. After meeting up with Elladan and Elrohir on the way, the four try to make it back to Rivendell unscathed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,972 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Somewhere I belong by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
A place to belong...few find it Sometimes we become so blind by fear & pride that we loose sight of it Will Kai realise this before fights accidents & Biovolt tear them apart or will they all end up on their own or even dead? Warning: yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,455 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Master Roshi's Journal by Ponytail Goddess reviews
*Complete* Here are some of Master Roshi's daily journal writings. They are here purely for your amusement.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Master Roshi, Oolong - Complete
Fem Fatal :Goku by Katiedid reviews
Your basic story of DragonBall Z. Only one things different . . . Gokus a girl! That's right! See what Chichi's like!How do Vegeta and Nappa react to the last female of their kind?Also for Raditz fans!The big brother of Goku plays a bigger role in this fi
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,111 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Goku, Raditz
DBZ Songs by sasure reviews
The DBZ gang sing thier lil hearts out! (against their will of course) AFRRR Welcome and wanted!!(authors,flames,requests,readers,and reviewers) ~* ^_^ *~
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002
Memorai by nara-mia reviews
An accident leaves Sonic blind and no memory of anything past the age of 10. Can Shadow help him with his new life now? Or is he going to lose him? R&R plz! **FINISHED** An important i think author's note.*sweatdrop* PLZ read if you like this story
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Quarantine by ohmygodwhatisthis reviews
CHAPTER 5 ADDED!! rating has been changed due to swearing. The yamis come down with an unaccounted for illness during a birthday party for Mokuba at the Kaiba mansion. Love is discovered, strange things happen, Yami whines, and Seto is actually human...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 10/2/2002
Forced Love ::Completed!:: by Yume Nezumi reviews
A new moon... A painful choice... A demon's judgement... What happens when Inu-Yasha has to make a choice: His life, or hers? Rewriting Complete! R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
DisneyOh classics by Yamachanis myman reviews
You like Yugioh? Cool. You like Disney? Still Cool. You like your favorite characters singing YGO-fied versions of Disney songs? Even better! Disney ONLY! If you have a song, submit and I'll post. [unless the actual song is up already, sorry!] Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 10/15/2002
Falling to by Xiao4 reviews
Luigi falls into a hole and starts singing?!?!
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2002
Sleeping Dreams by Draggy2 reviews
A story about Ryou&Bakura. Bakura is still the mean hurting yami but when an old evil was reawakened, Bakura finds that his dreams have turned into nightmares... and is it all somehow connected to his pitiful Hikari? Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2002 - Published: 10/21/2002 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Childhood Comedy and Questionaires by Klonoa reviews
Chappie 7! It's about the Yugioh gang's child hood and other embarrassing moments and yaoi with my favorite couples and Tea/Anzu bashing and some Seto bashing too. And now you can ask questions and get them answered by the Yugioh cast.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002
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Feudal Disney Songs reviews
All your favorite Disney songs, sung by the Inuyasha cast! ^__^ 1st up, Kagome!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003
DisneyBallZ reviews
Your favorite DBZ characters sing Disney songs. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!!! Note: Chap. 12 is sorta sappy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 11/6/2002