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Hello there! My name is Emily and this is my FFN profile.
Note: I haven't updated in a gazillion years, but this is my attempt at slowly getting back into FFN. It's happening :3
My favorite color is dark, insanely goth purple, followed by blood red, black, hot pink and turquoise. I find dolphins adorable.
I like pasta and anything with carbs in it. Ice cream is also nice.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS- Switched at Birth, Modern Family, Glee, Parks and Recreation, Dance Moms, Once Upon a Time, ORPHAN BLACK!!!!!!!!, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Almost Royal, Chasing Life, The Fosters.
SHOWS I LOVED THAT ARE ENDED/CANCELLED: Huge, Hellcats, True Jackson VP, That 70's Show, Make It or Break It, Political Animals, Bunheads
MOVIES - TOO MANY TO COUNT. I want to be a film critic, so you can trust that I have good taste, honestly.
Hobbies: Acting/musical theatre, singing, dancing badly, reading, writing, watching movies, typing, listening to my iPod.
I salute High School Musical for being awesome, no matter how cheesy. I am a huge fan of Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood and PROUD of it.
I miss Amy Winehouse. That voice will forever be in my heart. RIP
Eye color: Hazel. The color between yellow and brown they didn't know what to call.
Hair: Blonde. Curly. It can't be tamed.
FAVORITE SINGERS: Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Demi Lovato, Kate Voegele, Christina Perri, Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, Phillip Phillips, Marina and the Diamonds.
FAVORITE BANDS: The Pretty Reckless, Paramore (before Zach and Josh left), Florence the Machine, Pistol Annies, First Aid Kit, The Civil Wars.
I love singing in the shower, iPods are gifts from God and some people just need to get hit by a bus.
I love annoying people just from the heck of it.
I am a PROUD:
-- Member of Clone Club
Well. Let's be friends as long as you're not a creeper.
I should be doing homework right now.
Guess that's not going to happen.
MY FAVORITE QUOTES
"If you do not dance, you have no purpose. And we don't keep things here that have no purpose. You see, your fight for survival starts right now. You don't want to be judged? You won't be. You don't think you're strong enough? You are. You are afraid. Don't be. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!"-- Madam Gorski, Sucker Punch.
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"-- Wise Man, Sucker Punch
"Zombies don't text!"-- Hanna, Pretty Little Liars
"Kindness is just love with it's work boots on"-- Shelley, The House Bunny
Columbia: *to Frank* My God, I can't take any more of this! First, you spurn me for Eddie. And then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again!...I loved you. Do you HEAR ME, I LOVED YOU!! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing! You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well I've had enough. You've got to choose between me and Rocky; so named 'cause of the rocks in his head! -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"You're about to read a book my foot just wrote. It's called 'On the Road to IN YOUR ASS!!'"-- Red, That 70's Show.
"You idiots just hung vacancy signs on your asses and my foot's looking for a room!!" -- Red, That 70's Show.
"Gymnastics tells you no shit all day long. It mocks you over and over again, telling you you're an idiot, you're crazy. If you like running towards a stationary object, vault's for you. If you like peeling skin the size of quarters off your hands, bar's for you. Because the only thing more fun than rips is when your rips get rips. It's super sexy. And floor? I mean, come on, are you serious, who doesn't want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It's delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is the sport for you. You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, AND your pride! Good thing I didn't like falling. I loved it!" -- Haley, Stick It
"Oh, come on. You think I don't have menstrual issues too? Please! You gonna let your uterus control you?"-- Shay, Huge
"Oh, Tia, did you see the way he danced with me? A marriage proposal can't be far behind! THANK YOU EVENIN' STAAAAHHHHRRRRRR!!!!!!! Y'know, I used to think wishing on stars was just for babies and CRAAAAAZZZZAY people!"-- Charlotte LaBouf, The Princess and the Frog.
"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar, hmm? Brutus is just as SMART as Caesar, okay? Brutus is just as CUTE as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar! And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody?!?!?! Huh!? 'Cause that's NOT what Rome is about! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!!!!!!!"-- Gretchen Weiners, Mean Girls
"Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned!"-- Tanya, Mamma Mia!
"I love old people! It's so cute how they shake when they pour their juice!"-- Cat, Victorious.
"Love and fame can't live in the same place. Choose love."-- Kelly Canter, Country Strong.
"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."-- Aibileen, The Help.
UPCOMING ATTRACTIONS (if I can find the time to keep them going)
"iFound Our Parents"
"My Name is Erica"
"Theta Pi, Live or Die"
"Never Imagined We'd End Like This"
"Best Friends Forever (with Benefits)"
Parks and Recreation: "Meds and Vaccinations"
On November 8 2008, a small show premiered on Nickelodeon, right after the iCarly movie "iGo to Japan". It focused on a 15 year old girl who got a job at New York's largest fashion company, Mad Style. That show was True Jackson, VP.
This show meant so much to me. It was the only show that I saw the pilot episode and immediately thought, "yeah, this is it, this is my favorite show." The first season was so brilliant, witty and different than other teen comedy I had ever seen. The lead was actually smart and had a good head on her shoulders, and her friends were always by her side. She was also surrounded by good adult role models. Nickelodeon made a big mistake in their marketing and advertising for the show. It would have gotten more viewers if they had shown it as much as Nick shows iCarly, Sponge Bob, Victorious, etc.
Keke Palmer...girl, you know you have talent. Go out there and show it. You ARE True Jackson. You always will be. You made me think that if True could get a job like that based on talent, then maybe I do have a chance in the world of show business. You have a remarkable comedic gift and if you don't get an Oscar someday it's Hollywood's loss. I cried at the end when the sign on your office door said president instead of vice president. You are true-ly an inspiration :) (that was such a cheesy pun) Dream big because you are going places.
Ashley Argota... *oh god I'm tearing up* Lulu...what can I say? This was your big break. And now you're on Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures, but don't forget where you started. Because all those fans you have now can turn on you in a heartbeat, so stay down to earth and the sweetheart that you are.
Matt Shively...What I said about Ashley applies to you too. Stay who you are and you will go far. You are HILARIOUS mister! and I hope more people start to realize that and hire you. I don't watch The Troop, so I'm not sure how big your new role is, but own it dude. Your smile is charming. :)
Robbie Amell...You're awesome. And hot. And funny. And I don't know what else to say because I giggle thinking about you cause you're cute. Keep doing what you're doing. That's all I have to say :)
Danielle Bisutti... *it's full on waterworks now* You were ALWAYS my favorite character. From episode 1, I knew that Amanda would be the character that I liked the most because I knew that something would happen that would prove she had a heart. She always made me laugh and I just wanted to HUG you because Amanda was always so cranky. One of my dreams was to be on this show either as your assistant, or your niece, or whatever, as long as I could have a scene with you. Obviously that's not going to happen now. I know that your career is going to get so big. At least it better, or I'll have a bone to pick with someone over in LA. *I'm not going to stop believing that someone related to TJVP is going to read this and show her because the fact that I've gone through like 3 tissues now has to mean something right?*
Greg Proops...I knew you from Who's Line, but because of this show you've got a whole bunch of smaller fans now. I don't really want to give you any encouragement...I don't think you need it too much. You seem pretty confident. So GO GREG GO!!!!
And last BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST: Ron Butler...you have no idea how much I'm going to miss Oscar and his ascots :D I just realized, I'm never going to hear "Mad Style, how may I direct your call?" ever again. Damn...dude, go out there, do more Obama musial parodies (makes me crack up) and stay close to your fans. Aw...no more Oscar. *tears had stopped, now starting once again.*
To all the writers, extras, guest stars who were ever on the show: thank you so much for creating something that meant so much to a lot of people. I will never forget it.
RIP TRUE JACKSON VP- NOVEMBER 8 2008--AUGUST 20 2011