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Author has written 7 stories for Bible, Inheritance Cycle, Star Trek: 2009, Avengers, and Harry Potter.

Hello, and welcome to the profile of The Other Masked Jedi, Little Miss Bright Eyes, Fire Goddess extraordinaire, Queen of the Squishies, and The Most High Tsarina of Randomness. Please, just call me Tsarina!

A good explanation of me: I'm married to Logic, I'm having an affair with Popcorn, and Books are my best friend.

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Reclamation by AzureSkye23 reviews
Forgiven and given a second chance Mairon may be, but now he faces the challenge of recreating a life for himself in the Blessed Realm. But there are some who think that Morgoth's former lieutenant should be in the Void along with his master, and are willing to make that reality by whatever means they have to use. Sequel to Redemption.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3h - Published: 5/28/2014 - Eönwë, Námo, Olórin, Sauron
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 266,533 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/14/2010
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,497 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/17/2010
Hogan's Hetalians by DemonWolf37 reviews
A crossover between Hetalia and Hogan's Heroes (It's alright if you haven't seen it, most of it is explained anyway). The Unsung Heroes' latest mission brings them into contact with some rather peculiar individuals.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/5/2014 - R. Hogan, America, England/Britain, Germany
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a heavy object to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Glóin
Harry Potter and the Board of Governors by Susan M. M reviews
An AU of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. "Help is always given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." What if instead of putting up with Dolores Umbridge's illegal detentions, the students asked for help? Winner of the FanQ Award for Best Harry Potter Story published in a fanzine in 2015. (Yes, some of us still read, write, and publish in 'zines.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19 - Lucius M., Albus D., Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Pokemon Cold Gray by Blu Rose reviews
(Rewrite of Pokemon Gray!) White understands Pokemon, but an incident left her with a crippling fear of them. Now she's on a journey with her brother Black to overcome it. But how can she while clashing with Team Plasma and the odd N?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 179,698 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G., Team Plasma
Undertale by Picachuyou reviews
Hundreds of years later, the war with the Monsters is nothing more then a few pages in a history book. It is unknown where the Monsters were sealed away exactly, but that is not enough to stop Frisk. Join Frisk as she stumbles into the land of Undertale and struggles against the Monsters her people fought with so long ago. Novelization of Undertale. FemFrisk.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara, Flowey
Sunset's Wake by StillWaters1 reviews
It wasn't until that moment, when the dazed man in the practical black jacket came pushing through the crowd and into her arms, that she understood why she had been drawn outside St. Bart's that day. Minor character POV on John during, and after, The Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,136 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - John W., Major J. Sholto - Complete
Legolas Shall Be For The Elves by Teanna reviews
Powerful Elf Lord Glorfindel saves Frodo at the Ford, so why didn't he go with the Fellowship? Hobbits, Legolas and Elrond's best piepan had something to do with it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
If I Lost on Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover by EarlGengar @ Deviantart
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,926 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival]
First Ascent by My Misguided Fairytale reviews
It will be much easier to find someone who has just gone missing than to find the edges of a trail long gone cold. And it will be even easier still to uncover Pariston's deceit traveling alongside him. Cheadle, Pariston, and Ging team up to recover a Lost Hunter. / Jungle Opera, Cheadle x Pariston x Ging
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [Chidol, Pariston, Ging F.] - Complete
Snowmaiden by Glosswen reviews
A fairytale from Middle Earth. Or rather an elftale? Elves have a rather odd sense of humour, and old Bess doesn't like it. Not a single bit, thank you very much. When she makes this known, one of the elves who mocked her is surprisingly eager to make amends, and Bess starts to suspect that his behaviour resembles...courting? Can that be? Clearly, she is too old for him. Or is she?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 1/3/2013
A Lick and a Promise by pinksnail reviews
Western AU. When you unite a testy trailing cowboy and a virtuous farming saloon girl you can be sure the duo will be an odd one. The Old West is a dangerous place and these two will have to work together if they don't want to end up in the bone orchard by morning. [In hiatus until it undergoes revision]
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
Rache by StillWaters1 reviews
After the events of ASiP, John and Lestrade share a drink and discuss work, Sherlock, and the real reason why Anderson touched his face with crime scene gloves that night in Brixton.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2014 - DI Lestrade, John W., Anderson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Asclepius Revisited by StillWaters1 reviews
76 McCoy episodes. 76 McCoy-centric reflections, codas, and missing scenes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - L. McCoy
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Lúthien T. - Complete
Dreaming by AzureSkye23 reviews
Frodo can't find the words to say that it's not the dreams of the Quest he cannot wake from...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
The Violin of Autumn by Glory1863 reviews
Another time, another place and yet another war, but Holmes and Watson are still pretty much the same. This time, in the run-up to the D-Day invasion, the British Government has misplaced a very important "instrument." Hogan is expected to get it back. As it turns out, what he gets is more than he bargained for.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2014 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Extended Unova Pokemon Guide by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 138 - Words: 365,065 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zoroark, Victini, Genesect, Cobalion
Unscheduled Liberation of Stalag 13 by Susan M. M reviews
What happens when Captain America and the Howling Commandoes attempt to rescue the prisoners at Stalag 13, and they don't want to be rescued? A crossover between Captain America: the First Avenger and Hogan's Heroes. Winner of the Gold Award, Best Crossover, for the 2015 Papa Bear Awards for Hogan's Heroes 'netfic posted in 2014.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2014 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
The Heartbeat Barometer by My Misguided Fairytale reviews
He has a debt to settle. The blue-haired girl did save all their lives, after all. / Neon x Bonolenov
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Bonolenov, Neon N. - Complete
I Saw His Face by StillWaters1 reviews
There was a man across the room who was about to propose. Until an oddly persistent waiter demanded his attention. (Outside POV on John and Sherlock's reunion at the restaurant in TEH)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., Mary M. - Complete
A series of pick up lines: Parody Verse by Yandere Shoujo reviews
Bits and pieces of cheesy pick up lines. Because Gon is simple minded, Leorio thinks he's suave, and Hisoka will be a pervert. Will feature most of the cast at some point. OOC warning.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Gon F., Hisoka, Killua Z., Kurapika K.
The Ugly Duckling of Dol Amroth by Spake2121 reviews
My name is Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. Though my reputation for truth is somewhat tarnished I swear that every word of this tale, the most important of my life, is true...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Red Like Blood by HaloFin17 reviews
Perhaps it is an old prejudice which also leads Thranduil to disapprove of Tauriel when it comes to Legolas. Just a short piece from movie Thranduil's POV, First Age allusions abound. Enjoy!
Crossover - Silmarillion & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Queen in her glory by dekafeene reviews
FE13. Oneshot. Robin knew that Emmeryn was not only a kind queen, she was also a tactical one.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Emmeryn, Avatar/Robin - Complete
Leverage is Revenge by CollieandShire reviews
3rd story in my Elise Burke series. Elise is now five years old and is the pride of Peter and Elizabeth's life, as well as 'uncle Neal'. But an enemy from the past can turn anyone's dream life into a nightmare- especially when you know that person has no intention of letting your daughter live. Rated T because of some violence. *Complete.*
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Peter B., Elizabeth B., Neal C. - Complete
Hello by TheDimensionOfWords reviews
On the transport to the Academy, Jim meets a man who seems to be down on life. TOS edition of Jim and Bones' first meeting.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Not Spock's Day by Hogan'sHeroesFan reviews
When Uhura comes up with an idea, Spock and Kirk get humiliated, and McCoy has fun. NOT intended to be slash. Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Reversal by Reily96 reviews
Vaati kidnaps Zelda. What's unusual actually occurs when someone kidnaps Zelda right from under Vaati's nose! The wind mage finds himself in the unique situation of having to be Zelda's savior, if only for the moment. Romantic comedy-Vaati/Zelda-NOT OOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,230 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - [Vaati, Zelda] - Complete
Kingdom in the colors of wheat by soshi185 reviews
She was like Persephone - taken to the Underworld and surrounded by monsters. But even in the dark she was able to find her own light. Because she shone like Persephone. Komugi & King Meruem.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2013 - King Meryem, Komugi - Complete
The Envelope by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Revised! by CollieandShire reviews
Indiana Jones and his daughter Leah Jones leave America to search for Indy's father and the Holy Grail. Little did they know the amount of trouble they were about to find.
Crossover - Star Wars & Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012
OBSCURE by reeyachan reviews
It was never clear for a young boy who was coming of age, so he desired to discover it, discover her, himself, but his efforts were in vain; for his nature never allowed him to. (The immorally confusing passionate sentiments of a fifteen year-old Illumi)
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Illumi Z. - Complete
Falling by AzureSkye23 reviews
If you asked Saruman why he fell, he would claim it was because of love. Heartbreak lies in Curumo's past, heartbreak that led him to seek to destroy the Darkness by any means necessary.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Curumo, OC, Sauron - Complete
What they would do for money by Yandere Shoujo reviews
The Zoaldyeck family wasn't always completely secretive, unless it was an assassination. If the job paid well, they'd do it, even if it meant using their deadly skills as novelty tricks.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Zeno Z., Silva Z. - Complete
Tookishness by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Peregrin T., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Pitiless by AzureSkye23 reviews
The Second Age ended with the War of the Last Alliance. In that last desperate battle, it was Elendil and Gil-galad who overthrew Sauron, and Isildur who took the Ring... My take on that moment.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sauron, Isildur - Complete
At the Coffee Shop by Paperoo reviews
This is a story about a girl, a boy and a coffee shop. Just your typical boy-meets-girl scenario, but not quite. Wallflower OC Story Contest entry.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Leorio, OC] - Complete
They cannot conquer forever by LCAAS reviews
There is, the old stories say, a Singer by the Sea. Jack Frost has met him, once. (There are many things in the world older, greater, and more terrible than the Guardians, or even Pitch)
Crossover - Silmarillion & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Maglor, Jack Frost - Complete
One of the lost ones by Inkfire reviews
What was left in Bad Wolf Bay, the second time - a man who didn't know who he was, and a girl who didn't know who she wanted. Rose/Ten II, half-sweet, half-angst, I suppose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
There Be Spiders by Hellga reviews
Everyone knows that evil, talking spiders overtook Mirkwood by the time of the Quest for Erebor. But where did they come from?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - The Necromancer/Sauron - Complete
To Render Aid by Vaneria Potter reviews
Thranduil came riding to the aid of the Lonely Mountain, but ultimately turned back. He rode with the Men of Dale when they came to demand a share of the treasure. Why?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Miscalculation by No.13 reviews
On his father's suggestion Kyouya proceeds to befriend a new transfer student at Ouran. However, while Kyouya and the other Host Club members notice something off about him early on, Kyouya does not anticipate the outcome correctly.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Rejoicing by AzureSkye23 reviews
Gandalf's thoughts and feelings on the end of the war. Set at Cormallen. Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Fish by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU Crack!fic. Most Precious Gollum has claimed the Ring, and now he will eat fish three times a day, fresh from the sea. Sauron is extremely unamused, and knows just who's fault this is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Gollum, Sauron - Complete
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Just a Lab Tech by BritLitChick reviews
Wouldn't you rather admire Sherlock for what he did at the Christmas party than despise him for it, and feel better for Molly too? You'll also get to watch as John attempts to explain straight sex to Sherlock - all philosophy, not graphic. Takes place during the six months that Irene Adler is missing. Author's notes on my profile page for those interested.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Flowers on the Grave by Ailendolin reviews
Loki was the last person Steve expected to see standing by Coulson's grave apologizing, eighteen months after the Chitauri invasion. He was even more surprised by the story Loki had to tell, causing Steve to rethink some things. Steve/Loki friendship or pre-slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Thaw by boogima reviews
After an unfortunate mishap has forced Elizabeth Bennet to marry a certain haughty gentleman from Derbyshire, she writes letters to her sister Jane, trying to come to terms with her new role as a wife and the Mistress of Pemberley. Regency E&D, Complete.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,108 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Floating Crystal of Eoam by brightnightwriter reviews
The Crystal of Eoam forces foes Murtagh and Eragon to realize just how little they know about wild magic, and thrusts upon them a helpless knew rider. Galbatorix's evil plans continue to unravel, and Murtagh may have just found an opening to change his true name. But if they make it out of this alive, they'll realize the Crystal may not be done with them just yet. Arya/E/OC &M/OC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,474 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, OC
Everything You Wanted To Know About LotR by AzureSkye23 reviews
...But were too afraid to ask. Important information about the works of J.R.R.Tolkien. Helpful for anyone who wants to write a good LotR story, but doesn't know the legends and stories behind it. Co-written with CrackinAndProudOfIt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
A Poem for Vaati by DarkPriestessOfHyrule reviews
A poem for Vaati..because he is so sweet! cover art by shadowmer92
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Vaati
Wings, Amnesia, and All That Other Fun Stuff by Demijewel reviews
It's humor with a plot! Sorta. Oh, and there's a few gazillion original characters added in on the side.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,250 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011
Quite Disengaged by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Though they are married, Mr. Darcy has never quite given up his habit of "often standing within a very short distance of her, quite disengaged," and Elizabeth wants to know why. Very short, mostly fluffy one-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Heart of Steel, Heart of Flame by Galad Estel reviews
A despairing Idril tries to sort out her thoughts and feelings concerning Maeglin. Set before Tuor comes to Gondolin. Idril's POV. Silmarillion and Book of Lost Tales base.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Idril C., Maeglin - Complete
The Unlikeliest Relationships in Arda by Erwen Brogiel reviews
One-shots of crack pairings. Nimrodel/Took, Maedhros/Amlach, Curufin/Amarië, Ulmo/Nienor, Míriel/Anárion, Gollum/Goldberry, Orodreth/Thuringwethil, Aragorn/Finduilas, Uinen/Huan, Halbarad/Lobelia, Nerdanel/Celeborn, Glaurung/Morwen
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011
Ilúvatar by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Before our lesser world began, his shining fingers grasped the quill, and wrote across the empty span the burning Song of His great will. In the beginning...Ilúvatar. A poem.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ilúvatar, Morgoth - Complete
Gilgalad is an Elvenking by Erwen Brogiel reviews
An elvish drinking game which consists of singing about how everyone, from Celebrimbor to Elbereth, is in love with Gil-galad. Yes, it's weird.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
Abelard and Heloise by Overhill reviews
Act 2: Umbridge vs. Snape. A Ravenclaw seeks vengeance against Prof. Snape, while Dolores Umbridge is ruling Hogwarts. Rated M for references to historical events. Question for story readers: Which Hogwarts' ghosts would you like to see in a play?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Severus S., Dolores U.
The Secret by Dreamfall reviews
There's something nobody knows about tracker jackers. Well. More precisely, about their nest. Crack.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Love on the Edge of Darkness by AzureSkye23 reviews
Ecthelion falls in love during the Dagor Dagorath. Very much a crack!fic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Ecthelion, Nienor/Níniel - Complete
The Three People to See Sherlock's Heart by The Assassin's Pen reviews
Major spoilers for the new season 2x01 So you have been warned. Written because there were so many wonderful, humanizing moments in that episode. By no means did it make Sherlock out of character at all, but it did show who he cares about. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Close Quarters by CCroquette reviews
Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Russia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 504 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Realms and beyond by Inkfire reviews
Hermione gets her first taste of something unknown. A drabble for the Foreign Challenge on the Dark Lord's Most Faithful Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Common Knowledge by The Assassin's Pen reviews
John can't sleep because his infant daughter can't sleep. Sherlock can't think because of all the crying. And Mary can't seem to calm the infant either. Sherlock's robotic response to the problem reveals something very human at his core. Fluffy one shot!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
More Than A Little, Less Than A Lot by Leaf-Fae reviews
The somewhat random adventures of an elf named Sage. Solembum is sure she's a Mary-Sue, but is he right?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Eragon S., Solembum
an egyptian painting by high improbability reviews
They, Burgh thinks, are just one tragic, minor cycle in the grand scheme of of heartbreak and unrequited love. –BurghElesaVolknerJasmine
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Burgh/Arty, Jasmine/Mikan - Complete
Lull by Br33zy reviews
Sleep, dear child. Close those pretty blues, lovely child. I am not asking for much. I have nothing against you. I just want a taste. It's not like I'm going to KILL you or anything.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,660 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Lucas/Kouki, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Shattered words by Inkfire reviews
The story of his life was quiet and sad, not dramatic at all. It was whispered in the dark, and he didn't like to listen - but he had to. A drabble for the Character Quest, self-challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Crown of Mètis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
where do we begin by doroniasobi reviews
the Zoldyck family has rules. Killua's heart, however, yearns for something else. — Killua and growing up. /for Frog-kun/
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Killua Z. - Complete
Yankee Doodle Dandy by Lupegarou4488 reviews
England surrenders to America on the 19th of October, 1781. America's men don't help matters with the tune they decide to play during the surrender. One curse word, placing this in the K category. Prussia's there too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ask N by Lunatic Red Eyes reviews
N's got his own talk show, where trainers from all over can come ask how to improve their relationship with pokemon! First up: Ash Ketchum
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2011 - N H./Natural H. G.
Concessions of an Intelligent Young Male by ibuberu reviews
The many trials of having two unpredictable girls as best friends and rivals. — CherenBianca, White.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Cheren, Bianca/Bel - Complete
Beneath the Winter Moon by TheGrayWitch reviews
One night, Murtagh hears singing from one of the dungeons. He discovers a girl who may just have the secret to his escape. But will she help him? Set after Brisingr. MurxOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Murtagh
Lotus by high improbability reviews
She has a beautiful garden, but there are only four flowers in it that can make her cry. -Vietnam
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Vietnam - Complete
Four Narnian Crossovers that Never Happened by Lirenel reviews
There are many fandoms in this world. Here are four that could have – but didn't – cross over with Narnia. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2011 - R. Hogan, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Before Death Comes by Dariyax reviews
Rated T for violence. All is at peace in Alagaesia as never before... things change when unexpected events start to occur. This is a joke. If you have any humor, you will have a laugh or two. My friend and I wrote this. You don't know how bored we were.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
A Restless Pillow by CaffieneKitty reviews
John and Sherlock share a bed, or at least they try to. GEN, Conversation-format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pike 101 by LJC reviews
There are some things they forget to teach at Starfleet Academy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - C. Pike - Complete
Foundations of Sand by DawningStar reviews
Persian apologies mean nothing to Tamina, Princess of Alamut, with her city occupied and its defenders dead. But her duty as a Guardian is clear: first she must find out how much Prince Dastan knows about the Dagger of Time...and then she must kill him.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
7 Days in Institution by Iseki reviews
Starry Night Festival and the resulting week at Mirabelle's. First attempt at pairingfic based on the common Vaughn glitch. Complete.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
No Scrubbs by Bottle of Smoke reviews
Or, How Eustace Handles a Mary Sue
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Every Puzzle Has An Answer by Frog-kun reviews
Luke encounters the hideous manifestation known as calculus homework. Layton tells him that there is a way to answer the questions without knowing a thing about calculus. Written for those who hate their maths homework. Complete with hints and solution!
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Horror Stories are Illogical, Captain by GothicCheshire reviews
Captain Kirk is many things, bold, charismatic, daring, and, almost unquestionably, a genius. However, when he makes a certain Vulcan tell a horror story to the Bridge Crew and himself...he may just wind up getting a bit more than he bargained for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spock - Complete
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
If Tolkien wrote Narnia & Lewis Wrote LotR by Gandalf's Beard reviews
What if JRR Tolkien wrote The Chronicles of Narnia, and CS Lewis wrote Lord of the Rings? A passage from each series has been Tolkienized or Lewisized in a fan-fic challenge. What follows is the amusing result.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2010
Illumination by Smidy reviews
Elizabeth Bennet, Darcy concluded, was an astonishingly beautiful woman, yet, at the current time, he would sacrifice his name, lodgings and extensive fortune if he were granted the reprieve of never gracing her presence again.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
The Wife of Bath by Baroness Emma reviews
A rainy night in Bath...Sir Percy asks Marguerite to tell him a story...and snark, satire, humor and double-entendres ensue. Beware, O Gentle Reader, for 'tis rated T for a reason.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Want a Refund! by Red Dragonfly reviews
After Kuno learns about Ranma’s curse, he’s outraged—at Nabiki. Will he ever get his revenge? Will he ever get a clue? Once again, place your bets. Nabiki x Kuno. The final chapter is up. What will happen in the emotional conclusion? Read and see.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,938 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Tatewaki, Nabiki - Complete
The Lion's Daughter by LCAAS reviews
In a room in his house England has a Wardrobe. Sometimes he likes to stand and trace the carvings on the door, and remember a Lion's roar
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
And Then There's This Cloaked Wannabe by ophelia8 reviews
Jar-Jar wants to fill Sidious' apprentice vacancy in the worst way . . . with himself.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Spare Princess by Lady Altair reviews
Half-blood servant Walden Macnair has had a faulty prize thrown into his lap; the frail society daughter, Evangeline Prince. The courtship and marriage of a half-blood monster and the fragile, pureblood princess who wasn't good enough for anyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Wedding Night and Wedding Morn by Maisedoat reviews
On board The Day Dream, and man and a woman reach out to each other.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Hylian Lullabies by Midnight Kayari reviews
COMPLETE: A collection of over 100 lyrics set to many of the Background music tunes from the different Zelda games. Some are cute, some are silly, some are just plain weird. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 103 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Yew and the Sea by Lady Altair reviews
A witch cursed to always be abandoned by those she loves, a vengeful Sea, an errant young man, and a shipwrecked prince. A 'write your own fairytale' assignment for my Fairytales as Literature module.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Sword and Shield by Kayasuri-n reviews
Detective Brenda Johnson was looking for something suspicious when she entered the lab, not a connection between Team Rocket and gym leader Giovanni Rocketto. She certainly wasn't expecting Mewtwo. Rated M for Murder and other subjects. COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,646 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Mewtwo - Complete
Of Satan and Sues by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A very short drabble concerning the nature of Mary Sues. Definition of the term Mary Sue is not included. Enjoy!
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
The Forest of Mirkwood by Arandil reviews
How would one describe Mirkwood? It all depends on your point of view. Written (a little too late) for the HASA "Tale By Any Other Name" Challenge. The author's style that I ripped off should be fairly apparent. Honorable Mention: "The J.R.R. Tolkien Award for Honorable Mention (Crossover)" MEFA 2005
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Seventy two Hours by Rae Roberts reviews
We've read the trilogy, seen the movies; we all know orcs are irredeemably evil...but what if they weren't ? Three short days might change a life forever. Rated for orcish violence. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete
The Battle of the Golden Wood by Marnie reviews
What Haldir was really doing during the Battle of Helm's Deep! Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir and Thranduil (and a host of OC's) battle against Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
A boat with my name on it by Cunien reviews
COMPLETED Jack will do anything to get the Jolly Mon in his sweaty little hands...and Anamaria in his bed too, if he can manage it. Improbable, not impossible, says he. I'm not so sure about that, says I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
Much Afraid by A1 reviews
I ask you, who is God except the Lord?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003
Exit Interviews by Casira reviews
Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
Viagraquenta by Teanna reviews
Legolas Greenleaf, long under tree, in joy thou hast lived, beware of the screams, of zillions of ardent teenagery girls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Legolas
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The Vanishing Glass reviews
For the above-named prompt in eemmaatt33's Philosopher's Stone Competition. Accidental magic: James is being a git and Lily has a very dramatic way of stopping him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Invidia reviews
For the 7 Deadly Sins competition: Envy. Helena Ravenclaw is envious of her mother's reputation and greatness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Helena R. - Complete
Drip, Drip
One shot for the Create-A-Potion challenge. CoS, movieverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harry P., Basilisk - Complete
Free as a Bug reviews
A poem inspired by a spot of teenage angst I was in. It started out as me simply musing on personal freedom, then turned into me speaking to Loki.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Loki - Complete
An Ode to Star Trek reviews
Probably not an ode... The first poem I ever wrote, and I'm quite proud of it. Follows a relatively simple rhyme scheme, but no set form. Check it out, won't you?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Part of an Eragon Alphabet reviews
A silly little poem I wrote while in a poetic mood. What other mood would I write a poem in?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
A Giraffes Eye View of Noah's Ark reviews
In my Bible history, in linguistics, I was supposed to choose a subject from the creation to the flood. I chose writing a first person account of the ark from the viewpoint of a seasick giraffe. This is the result. Please Read & Review!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete