Trojan Snail
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Joined 10-22-02, id: 284116
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Name: Trojan Snail
Name spelled backwards: Lians Najort
Name in Pig Latin: Rojan-Tay Nail-Say
Name without any vowels: Trjn Snl
Name in Spanish: El Caracol del troyano
Name in French: Trojan Escargot
[I just find that amusing, dont you?]
Name in German: Trojan Snail
Name without any constantants: Oa Ai
Name in Gibberish: Mffle poff doolee bot
Name with the number 1 placed in between each letter: T1r1o1j1a1n1S1n1a1i1l
Name without any letters:
Subliminal messaging secretly encoded into Name: Trojan VOTE KENNEDY Snail
Subliminal messaging secretly encoded BACKWARDS into Name: Trojan Yvan Eht Nioj Snail
Subliminal messaging that was secretly encoded BACKWARDS into Name now spelled FORWARDS: Join the Navy
Can YOU find the letter that does not belong in this name? Trojan SnaPil
Fill in the blanks to this name: Trojan Snai_
More subliminal messaging secretly encoded into the Name: Trojan REVIEW MY FICS Snail
Name in Scientific Terms: Trojanius Snailium
Name in Monty Python Terms: The Trojan Snail who says NI!
[And who has a strange fondness for shrubbery]
Name of the six-fingered man who killed my father, prepare to die: Trojan Snail
Name of the smash hit cult movie starring hilarious British actors: Monty Python and the Trojan Snail
[What is your quest? I seek the Trojan Snail.]
Name of the dimwit who so recently discovered that Eric Idle plays Nigel Channing in Disney World presentations such as 'Figment': Trojan Snail
Name of the obsessed teenager who adores Severus Snape, Gilderoy Lockhart, Inu-Yasha, Youko Kurama, Shuuichi Minamino, Miroku, Hiei, Karasu, Tallest Red, Zim, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, Duo Maxwell, Quatre Winner: Trojan Snail

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Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The BETter Man by ZodiacWiz reviews
Miroku and Inu Yasha have a bet. Miroku can't grope girls, and Inu Yasha has to be "Nice"> These guys play dirty!!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2002
Camp Walawalabingbang by Link and Luigi reviews
Kagome gets a summer job as a camp counselor and somehow gets Inu-Yasha, Miroku and Sango involved in the job as well. Upon arriving, they are all split up and have a MARVELOUS week at Camp Walawalabingbang where everyone wears a big freakish smile!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,473 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002
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That Umbrella in the Water reviews
What if, instead of rescuing the boy in the water, Elizabeth saved the umbrella? Bloody parody. -Chap. 3 up-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
My Ode to Sirius Black reviews
A short snippet I wrote when I was feeling particularly saddened by the death of a certain beloved fictional character whom I will never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Sirius B.
Wheel of Yusuke reviews
Welcome to Wheel of Yusuke, the game show where the points don't matter, the evil villian speaks in past tense, and your host is suffering from the Super-Exclamation-Mark disease. Contestants are Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, and Botan.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
The Secret Covert Operation reviews
Yusuke and the others (aka Team Yakakahak) are an a mission, but since when does infiltrating Koenma's lab include Spirit World Drugs, armies of flying oars, and the Yusuke-Mobile? HAIL LORD KOENMA! (Excel Saga parody included!)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2003
The Harry Potter Doom Lego's reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione (with appearences by Draco) find some Harry Potter Lego's and insanity commences. A few curse words, and lots of violence, if you include FLUSHING as violence. (Yes, with a toilet) *Chapter Two Now Up!!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.