Greetings everyone! If you have found this place, there are a few things you must know. These hallowed halls are a haven of Shoujo-ai fans, and pairings of all types. If you are disturbed, disgusted, unnerved, or plain sickened by the thought of one girl kissing another, then you have no place here, so please leave.

If I've still got you, welcome! I must congratulate you on finding this hallowed den of girl on girl fluff, and the occasional angst. I am Xenolord, master of these halls, as well as your guide for all things Shoujo-ai. Pick a flavor and enjoy!

Some things about me:

Name: Jake (Or Xenolord)
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Location: Here
Word Processor: OpenOffice
Prefererred Genre: Fluff (Soft, heart-warming romance) and Angst (Usually things with some kind of moral)
Tumblr Page: http://xenolord.tumblr.com/
Dark Angel/Xenolord Joint Tumblr: http://writinglunacy.tumblr.com/

Rentable OC's: The following are my Original Characters you can use for any of your stories PROVIDED you ask me for permission BEFORE HAND. I'm a nice guy, and I'll typically say yes.

Maria Despair: First appearing in "For the Love of Vampires", Maria has appeared as the focal point of many, if not all of my Adventure Quest stories, and as cameos in some of my other stories. She is generally descirbed as a young woman, typically between the ages of 18 and 22, with pale skin, red eyes, and short, shoulder-length green wavy hair. In some stories, including my AQ stories, she is a vampire (VAMPIRE DAMMIT! NOT FAIRY! I swear to GOD if I hear the word 'Twilight' come out of ANYONE's mouths, I'm re-instituting water boarding!), and has features befitting the title (Fangs, blood taste, the like). She is a soft-spoken, well-adjusted woman with a very good sense of humor. She stands about five eight, five nine, and weighs about a hundred and thirty pounds.

Andrin: Many and varied are the incarnations of Andrin. He first appeared in "Darkest Before Dawn" as the villain protagonist. He\She is usually around six two, six three, and is typically ill-tempered. Andrin has been everything and anything under the sun, and even has appeared in my in-the-work novel as a Female. Andrin usually wears a suit of powered armor covering most of his body, and carries some form of staff weapon, usually a scythe or glaive. Andrin makes as fine a hero as he makes a villain.

Emma Windsor: Emma Windsor made her Fanfiction debut in the Left 4 Dead story "Cry Witch" as the Witch Revenant. She stands about five eight, has long, matted, white hair, red eyes and a very gaunt figure. Both her hands have been mutated into long, razor sharp claws, and she is rather ill-tempered towards certain people, especially those who mean harm to her love, Zoey Mitchel.

Jake Ballenfield: Jake has been anything and everything. He is usually a supporting character, or at least a minor protagonist. He doesn't have one particular personality and is a very versatile character. His sister, Trinsha, has only ever appeared in Cry Witch and Cry Witch II, so she and he are generally considered a package deal, but Trinsha is more like a bonus piece.

Jaina Sutherland: Jaina first appeared in the MechWarrior\Puella Magi Madoka Magica crossover story "MechWarrior: Witch Wars" as the protagonist, and later in the Alien\Puella Magi Madoka Magica crossover story "Madoka Magica: Into the Darkness" in a support role. She has brown hair and blue eyes, and is a Puella Magi who uses a Greatsword as her weapon. In "MechWarrior: Witch Wars" she was a kind of Super Puella Magi known as an Amber Magi, but in "Madoka Magica: Into the Darkness", she was a normal Puella Magi.

Sera Fields: Sera Fields first appeared in "Hallelujah to the Apocalypse" in the role of Sailor Apocalypse, and will later reprise her role as that in Darkest Before Dawn. She has also appeared as the Female Protagonist in God Eater Burst and as a Mercenary Puella Magi in "Madoka Magica: Into the Darkness". She has short cut red hair and enthralling purple eyes. She has been known to wear glasses, but not all the time. She is head-strong and powerful, but also a good friend.

I'm not gonna sit here and list all the stories I have, so I'll just do the next best thing! Favorite Pairings time!

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Oh, this series has so many good pairings, I don't know where to begin!
Homura\Madoka: It's classic, I know, but it's still good.
Homura\Mami: Waifu #1 and Waifu #2. Mmmm, good.
Poorchan\Mami: Obscure, delightful, and beautiful. I love Poorchan.
Candelero\Mami: Mami and her Witch Form? YES!
Mami\Kyouko: They just have such a great relationship.
Homura\Moemura: Heh... heh heh heh... It's kind of like sleeping alone... just a different version of yourself.

Adventure Quest: Oooooh boy. Sooooooo many pairings.
Maria\Safiria: First appeared in For the Love of Vampires.
Natalya\Serras: First appeared in Two Weddings and a Funeral
Lizzie\Rayne: (Characters belong to my dear friend Dark Angel. Love ya!)

Left 4 Dead
Emma\Zoey: Yeeeeeep.

God Eater:
Female Protagonist\Shio: I love Shio!
Female Protagonist\Alisa: If Shio's my wife, Alisa'd be the understood Mistress.

OKAY! With that out of the way, I'd like to say that I love hearing from all of my fanboys and fangirls (ESPECIALLY my fangirls) regardless of what capacity you're speaking with me about. If you love my stories, great! If you don't, as long as you have some constructive criticism, I'll welcome it! But as they say, 'Haters gonna hate, but don't play your hate on me'. Thank you for your time, and keep reading, dear readers!

And now: One final message:
"Whether it be between two men, two women, or a male and a female, love is love." Although I agree, you can't get me to read Yaoi. But I still see it as love.