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Joined 04-13-11, id: 2841543, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 4 stories for S4 League, and Bleach.

Hello, I'm machiavellianFictionist! Welcome to my profile! Some time ago I started writing in Halcyon Days, a text based RPG based on the Bleach universe, which eventually led me to try writing fanfic. After reading some of the work of the writers listed in the Favorite Authors list, I decided to write my own fanfics and post them here. I enjoy roleplaying, Magic the Gathering, Warhammer 40k, Homestuck kendo and shooting. I hope you enjoy browsing through my stuff. May the Force be with you always.

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Italian Holiday: Hellsing and Twilight crossover. The Vatican requests help from Hellsing to deal with a clan of vampires who live in Volterra.

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Waking Nightmares by KnightMysterio reviews
Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,672 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Medic
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
5 or More Myr Mini Shorts by Theo236 reviews
UPDATED! This was orignally "5 Myr Mini Shorts", but I've decided to add more to it. Please Read and Review. Thanks
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
The Twilight Effect by Aquarian Poet reviews
Sequel to "The Rainbow Effect!" Applejack and Rainbow Dash quickly discover another budding romance within the quiet town of Ponyville. Will the two be able to hold on to their relationship as they unwittingly become matchmakers? Rated M for lemons!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,774 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash
The Confederate by Toasterman reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
An Arrow To The Knee by typicalteenager reviews
The Dovahkiin, with a little help from Farkas and Aela, decides to find out why an arrow to the knee is so devastating an injury that it has put an end to many a Guard's adventuring career. Contains very slight Dovahkiin/Aela. One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Aela - Complete
The Rainbow Effect by Aquarian Poet reviews
Applejack and Rainbow Dash are preparing a party for Twilight Sparkle. But will Applejack be able to confront her feelings for her feathered filly-friend? Rated M for lemons, Apple/Dash shipping. Read and Review!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Limitations of Acceptance & Removal Thereof by FromTheAshesBloomCherryTrees reviews
A Human!Happy Tree Town Crew. A Flippy/Flaky romance. Hopefully, with substance and no grammatical errors...
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Flaky, Flippy
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Cutie Mark Crusader What Now's? by Aquarian Poet reviews
The Mane Six and the Cutie Mark Crusaders have a sleepover at Rainbow Dash's place. Naturally, something bad is bound to happen. Rated M for heavy language, adult themes, and child corruption. Also, Rainbow Dash has Tourettes... just don't read this.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Apple of Her Eye by milesprower06 reviews
Oneshot shipping sequel to 'The Cupcake Killer.' -APPLEDASH SHIPPING WARNING!- Nearly fully recovered, Rainbow finally has the opportunity to help around the farm. But for her and Applejack, more may come of this day than either of them expect...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Ditzy Doo: Muffins by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Ponyville's mailmare is a mystery. Why does she act the way she does? Why does she have a Unicorn foal? What does her Cutie Mark mean? And why muffins? The answers will reveal a past she didn't know she had...and a guilt she may never live down.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
A Precious Rainbow by milesprower06 reviews
Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Alicorns: Blame by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
The Royal Pony Sisters finish a confrontation that began more than a thousand years ago. This story takes place from shortly before the end of the fic Rarity: Loss to the middle of the fic Twilight Sparkle: Spellbound. Re-reading is encouraged.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
Twilight Sparkle: Spellbound by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Princess Celestia tells Twilight Sparkle a secret that will change the way she sees her friends - and herself - forever.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Rarity: Loss by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Rarity's generosity is well-known, but her need to please others may end up costing her everything.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Applejack: Exposure by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Though already a straight-talker, Applejack suddenly finds herself utterly unable to lie...even to herself.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Rainbow Dash: Dependence by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Fluttershy tries to help Rainbow Dash relax, but things soon get complicated.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Pinkie Pie: Schism by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
For the second time, Rainbow Dash walks in on Pinkie Pie in an unguarded moment, and learns an uncomfortable secret about her festive friend.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
You Think You're Bad, Don'tcha? by KillerLover reviews
The RED team can't remember the last time they capped the intel, let alone won a match against the BLUs. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and RED decided to call in a certain assassin. Bad Girl/Soldier. Strong language.
Crossover - No More Heroes & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bad Girl, Soldier
Demon by stoner-blake reviews
First draft of an attempt to write a medieval retelling of the Ben Drowned series. Inspired by the community of Within Hubris. Please read, and comment.
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - BEN (entity) - Complete
Mission: Complex Chaos by Dywindel
GLaDOS wants to take over our world and she has hired/forced people from other 'worlds' to help her. How will she achieve this? By taking over the minds of those that play World of Warcraft. For once, the characters we cherish will play their own game...
Crossover - Half-Life & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011
Happy Tree Camp! by Phoenix Reece reviews
A story, originally by xXMethereaperXx, that I have had the honor of re-doing. Chapter 25, the absolute finale is fianlly here! Completed thanks to YOUR constant support!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Brother Bubbles by Rogue Vector reviews
Brother Virgil, Terminator of the Angels of Vigilance Chapter arrives in the city of Rapture, and finds a purpose in life more than just for war. T for violence. More reviews, faster updating applies here. R&R please.
Crossover - Warhammer & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
Ode to the Myr of Darksteel by Theo236 reviews
ONESHOT. A friend of mine asked me to write a short story about the Darksteel Myr, and this is what I came up with. It's got some slight humor and a bit of violence and alcohol references. Please Read and Review.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Wesker's New Life by Mawsh reviews
Wesker has killed Chris and Sheva, but before he can ensure Complete. Global. Saturation. he has a change of heart and decides to begin a new life for himself. Not so easy, however, when you are evil. Hilarity ensues and people die.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. Wesker
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Into the 'Pit' of Magic by Theo236 reviews
CH 50 IS UP! If Themis can survive the journey to the Cabal Pits, can he survive through it? I've rerating to M because of launguage, violance, sexual referances, and graphic details. Enjoy!
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2002
Merc For Hire by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot. Still low on agents- following the events of Chapter 94 -the Vatican 'outsources' work to private mercenaries. But things are bound to get a little crazy with Deadpool on the job. Crack fic, but then... what isn't with Deadpool? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Behind an Urban Legend by ChocolateTeapot reviews
When a psychic gymleader suddenly finds himself transformed into a Kadabra, he quickly realises that his problems have just begun. Game Canon, based on a Pokedex entry. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kadabra/Yungerer, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Dawn of eSpers by Not Jack Frost reviews
S4 League. A tale of one team. A tale of something more than a game.
S4 League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 1,126 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
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The Birth of a Monster
Short story about the first months of Uehi Sora in Rukongai. A story of corruption and violence. Originally written for Halcyon Days. I don't own Bleach, Kubo Taito does. Rated M for violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011
Somewhere Back in Rukongai
Small story about the early days of my character Uechi Sora. Originally written for Halcyon Days. I don't own Bleach, Kubo Taito does. Rated M for violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,217 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
The Hack Attack reviews
Else and Belexar are having a great Death Match, when the unthinkable happens. I don't own S4 League, Pentavision does.
S4 League - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011
Back To Business reviews
Short one-shot I wrote inspired by my comeback to this awesome game. Featuring my friend Else and myself. I do not own S4 League, Pentavision does.
S4 League - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete