PissedOffEskimo
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Joined 10-22-02, id: 284157, Profile Updated: 02-02-12
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

I'm a legal assistant with a wife, a husband, two spawns, three cats, and a penchant for slash oriented material. Hell, let's be honest, 'penchant' is putting it nicely. We were watching Titan AE the other day and turned it into a story about a boy whose out to prove he doesn't bottom. You don't even want to know what we did with Rescuers Down Under.

All deleted scenes can be found on my website, www.pissedoffeskimo.com


February 2, 2012

I have just been notified that ff.net changed their profile format and my website is no longer linked through there. Therefore, I've added the link to the above description. Thanks!

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Bruises reviews
Just an excuse to defile the Metallicar, really. Although, the hot boy sex came in as a close second. At least, that was how it started.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Funnies reviews
There's what Kripke wrote, there's what the boys say, then there's what I hear.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Safety Net reviews
All We Have Verse Wincest abound . Set during Season 2, All Hell Breaks Loose. Sam is dead and Dean can't even quantify how broken that leaves him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Observations reviews
Snippets of the boys growing up at the Roadhouse. This is part of the All We Have universe and is pre-Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
He Defines Me reviews
Rewrite. AU. Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, he is rescued. Slash: hplv, hpss, hpdm, hplm. Please read the warnings and author's notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
All We Have reviews
When Dean's fifteen, Dad goes missing and it's up to him to take care of Sammy. Please read all warnings. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,087 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
After All reviews
Dumbledore decides that he’s had enough of the Dursley’s abuse and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight HPDM main pairing, HPLM noncon, HPSS implied. Beware the cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,996 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Freaky Malfoys reviews
Draco just wants his father to see what he sees. Multiple, convoluted pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Choices Made reviews
Harry made his choice. HPLM HPFG HPLV implied
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
He Defines Me old version reviews
AU HPLV HPDM HPSS HPLM Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, Harry's rescued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,979 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chronicles of the Babb reviews
This is a collection of humor ficlettes inspired by babbchronicles a livejournal community. Some are het, some are slash, some don't know what they are, but they all try thier best to make you laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
As Promised reviews
HPSS Snape promised Dumbledore. Spoilers for HBP. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twisted Little Happy reviews
Revised Now that he finally has his 'Sev,' nothing will stop Harry from keeping him. Nothing. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Night reviews
Draco can have only one heir. What will he do when a onenight stand leaves Harry pregnant with his child? complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Call It Love reviews
PWP HPLM. Lucius has finally gotten his hands on his five year obsession... Harry Potter. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
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