Despite being unemployed and teaching myself Machine Learning (a type of AI), I still have a lot of time on my hands.

If you're younger than 25 or older than 45, getting a job is more difficult than usual.

So I've returned! For how long, no one knows. In the meantime, here are the projects I'm working on:

New Story! The Magnificent One: I haven't seen ANY fics (here at least) try to tackle Master Kohga's imprisonment in the Hyrulean underground. He finally meets a flesh-and-blood King of Evil! And, of course, gets a second chance at offing his destined rival...

The Great Escape: A couple of internet pop culture characters rekindled my interest in my odd version of Master Hand. Take Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus, and slowly turn up the menace with a dash of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. As the story continues to move in the candy-coated heart of darkness that is the Smash Arena, heroes will do what they're told but villains will stir stuff up. It's up to Peach to wake up those still sleepwalking.

An original version of Dr. B. I'd like someday to publish this as an actual book. I've already made a couple changes; instead of life-draining Metroids, we have impossibly venomous jellyfish-like creatures. Samus (still looking into names) will be a cyborg instead of part Chozo. And Dr. B will be, well, himself.