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hi people i don't know if you are reading this then I'm positive you have nothing better to do with your life.

If in the process of reading this you sneezed, bless you.

Also if you have done any thing that put your life in danger when reading this I'm positive you will kept reading this even if you do die because its so entertaining

also i say hi to people i know ( imagination12) ya!

my t-shirt saying

If you like math then good for you but if you love math you have problems

if you love animals you are cool if you only love one animal then learn to love them all

"THE WORLD WILL END" "One day Bob one day but not today, so finish your homework"

Blonds in the world try to understand you only make jokes about you because we love your hair

FOOD!!!!! ...Its very yummy

If you Love Me say hi if you hate me say hi to so i think you love me

save a tree, eat a beaver, help the cause

happy face sad face ... extremely happy face but still sad face

If I Had 20 Days To Live What I Would Do

1. Make a list of stuff i want to do and cross almost every thing out and rewrite it.

2. Dream about things I want to do but know I will never be able to do in 20 days

3. Read all the weird,and good manga out there ( please give me some)

4. Find every one who did me wrong and punish them one why or another

5.become the ruler of the world ( yep like that would ever happen)

6. Go to Vegas and do weird things

7.run around in a circle screaming "I'M GOING TO DIE!!!"

8. Walk in to a walmart and scream "HI PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW" then run away

9. come up with the next great drama

10. Win every show on television

11. become a chef, singer,actor

12. own every season of NCIS, CSI

13. sleep

14. eat good food

15.stuff

16. more stuff

17. rule all fantasy world with an iron fist

18. solve the worlds problems

19.become the world next great mind

20. Find all teachers i have known and quiz them on stuff they told us about

21.re-make all the badly done movies and do them better

22. write a award winning book

23.take random pictures of people i don't know

24.go sky diving just for fun

25. read a book not about vampires or werewolves

26.something

27.call class mate ? and say it was a sock not a boot

28.?????????( whatever i feel like at that time)

29. yell at my play director for making a bad play

30. win every poker game I play

31. Find a computer that only dose what its told (if only if only)\

32. say i still don't like to me math to my math teacher

33. make the person hitting my chair stop!!

34. glare at people who pass by

35. laugh in the face of people who i didnt like at school (You know who you are)

36. go to England and laugh at the kid who thought he was going to be the owner of Apple one day

37. Call a up two friend and say what are your names ( inside joke)

38. become half Brit again ( Inside joke)

39.hug my mother

40. Watch AGT

Ok that's it for now I'll add more later when i think of stuff

if you want to copy this it belongs Matt143 and if you copy it this must stay attached


some days i want to scream at the sky because i think it will change all my problems but it doesn't, how sad:(

but other days i want to scream at people for make me have problems- if you agree copy this

Product Warnings:"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery.

"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock.

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called"Rubber Band Shooter."

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener

"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski."

Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.

"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts

"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.""Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain

"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

"Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions.

Assurances:"Safe for use around pets." -- On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.


Small Print From Commercials:

"Do not use house paint on face." -- In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.

"Do not drive cars in ocean." -- In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.

"Always drive on roads. Not on people." -- From a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert

"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.


Signs and Notices:

"No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
"Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.

"These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church

"All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

"Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

"Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone." -- On a form in a clinic

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

"Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box

"Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

"No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

"Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.


Safety Procedures:

"Take care: new non-slip surface." -- On a sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building.

"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.


Ingredients

:"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.

"100% pure yarn." -- On a sweater

"Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.
Materials:
Covering: 100% Unknown.
Stuffing: 100% Unknown."-- On a pillow.

"Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap." -- On the packet for a moist towelette.


Instructions:"Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

"Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap

"Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper

"Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.

"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual

"Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.

"The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.

"For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box.


The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

(This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that, one, it is not altered in any way, and, two, this copyright notice is attached.)


100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
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character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Our baby brother by smarklez reviews
Another de-aged fic. This time just Mikey. How will his brothers feel when the see him get hit excited,happy, worried, or a mixture of all three? How does mikey feel about being in a toddlers body and still having the mind of a 15 year old. Dedicated to Johnnycakes11. She has helped me so much and motivated me to write more. Also new chapter coming soon thanks to Johnnycakes11.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 22h - Published: 6/24/2014
Califorina Here We Come by GrandMoffAmbrius reviews
Greg has a reunion he is attending back home and he is trying to figuer out how to ask Nick to come with him. Takes place after the events of Play with Fire. Greg is still a tech.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,435 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Greg S., Nick S.
Protect What was Hurt by SilverExorcist405 reviews
Mikey is always helping out his bros (especially Raph), whether they know it or not. He takes their hits; it's his job. No matter his nightmares, no matter the pain. He'll push through. But what happens when he's captured by the Foot? Tortured? He'll protect his bros to the very end, no matter what horrors he endures, and keeps enduring... Review! Rated for language and violence
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,118 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/19 - Raphael, Michelangelo
Hurt but not Broken by KimiNinja03 reviews
Our favorite brothers have been slowly drifting apart. It's no one's fault that they got captured but now they are at the mercy of the Shredder and his mutant companions. Each go through their own hell that tests their bonds as brothers but they are determined to survive and 'leave no turtle left behind'. (Warning: extensive injury, torture, and lots brotherly fluff!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,921 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 3/18 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Does It Ever Stop? by writer0824 reviews
Sequel to ' Captured By The Kraang' Donnie isn't healed. Mikey is still hurting. Raph and Leo are being over protective and won't let their brothers go Topside. And, the Kraang and Shredder have teamed back up! What happens when a certain turtle sneaks out of the lair alone, and his older brother goes looking for him? Nothing good. It will be better than my previous story!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,764 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo
The Perfect Student by f3296 reviews
Michelangelo has a new trainer whose training sessions are unorthodox. Even through the pain and humiliation, he is willing to continue to make his father proud and be the perfect student. AU: rated for child abuse, adult themes, dark content.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,304 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 2/15/2014
Unbreakable bonds by Athese reviews
'She recognized him immediately, the plastron, the shell, the freckles that dotted his face. She took another step, looking closer towards the creature. Dirt was covering his green skin, scrapes and bruises decorating his skin. Chains around both his wrist and ankles, connected to the wall. And the worst of all, the muzzle on his face. The baby blue eyes filled with so much fear.'
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,158 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 1/1 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Forbidden by The Eternal Empress reviews
Kuroko dreams to marry his stepbrothers. As they grew up, Kuroko realized it was impossible. But it didn't stop him from loving them in a way it was forbidden. He knows it's wrong and he wants closure. But, what if his brothers were as confused as he is? GOMandKaga/Kuro AU Chapter 7 is up!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,073 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Generation of Miracle, Kuroko T., Kagami T.]
Problem Child by Taisi reviews
Michelangelo has three overprotective big brothers, a burgeoning need to make himself useful, and a lot of growing up to do. (IDW/2K12, Human!AU)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,876 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Things I Do by Namerrak reviews
Who doesn't love the things our favorite brothers do. A series of oneshots about their not so ordinary everyday lives. Humor, cuteness and brotherly love ensured.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 110,457 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
My little Light by shitsujikissa99 reviews
Aomine Daiki found little Kuroko abandoned behind a dustbin. Not knowing what to do he took Kuroko home and started taking care of him. Kuroko then started to feel the warmth family with Aomine and GoM. However, will he ever find his real mother and father? and will Aomine find love along the way? (OOC Akashi x Aomine)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,328 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Aomine D., Akashi S.] Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
The ABC's of Turtle Tots by Soniclover0028 reviews
Who doesn't love little turtle tots? Join me and my mutated friends as we explore our favorite turtles' childhood in 26 one-shots! (Third place winner of Best Chibi Turtles in 2014 Stealthy Stories Competition)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,037 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
As told by Wataru by Scattered Rose Petals reviews
REUPLOADED FROM TUMBLR: See life in the Asahina Household through the innocent eyes of one Wataru Asahina, and how much his siblings love him to pieces.
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 7/17/2013
Pomp(ous arrogance) and Circumstanc(es which brought us together) by cestlavie0919 reviews
After the Hunters War, society is rebuilding and a marriage is arranged between Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski to help model peaceful coexistence between humans and werewolves. It makes sense given that both families are royal. The public loves them. But they hate each other. It just makes the sex that much better. Better description above the first chapter!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,421 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Stiles, Derek H.
My Dark Side, No, My Green Side by Andrewthegreat1 reviews
Bruce Banner stays at Avengers Tower with the rest of the team, but he can only keep secrets from them for so long.He learns the Avengers are more than his team, but are his dysfunctional family. No one should have to endure their dark side on their own. Based off of the Dark Side song by Kelly Clarkson.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,306 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
A Chance at Happiness by blueye22 reviews
Yuri has returned to Shin Makoku after his 18th birthday and after his powers were restored. Yuri and Wolfram mutually decide to end their engagement and now the suitors come running: for both Yuri and Wolfram. How will this new turn of events change Yuri and Wolfram's relationship? Yuuram. Yaoi (Boy Love) dont like, dont read. Rate M for safety.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/4 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
settling the pack by organic haircoat reviews
This will be a collection of one shots featuring: pack mom stiles, puppy isaac, in fact puppy everyone except derek and stiles who are pack mommy and daddy. Pack snuggles, cute colds, fluffy messes and everything pack-family related I can possibly think of -always open for prompts too Xx
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,844 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Scott M., Stiles, Derek H., Isaac
Never Again by singinglover4life reviews
After a miscalculated attack fueled by revenge, Raph is stuck in a place where he may not only lose a pet, but a brother too.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Whispers In The Dark by theabridgedkuriboh reviews
When it comes to trust, you can never tell who is a friendly face from a devious villain. And when it comes to the naivety of our beloved Maou, his life was flipped upside down when an old foe comes back into the picture to put his plans back into motion, one last time. Eventual Yuuram one sided Saayuu
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,175 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Yuri S., Wolfram vB.] Sara/Saralegui
Camping Trips by LoveIsNotForSinners reviews
Stiles and Scott decide that the pack should go camping but an incident with Stiles leaves the human injured and lost in rain with some wolves, waiting to be found.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10 - Scott M., Stiles - Complete
Jewel by sassenashdoll reviews
A young slave boy learns to deal with a new master, together they will find out that love comes in many presentations. This is my first fanfic of my life, please review.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 2/6 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Not so different by mikeyismine4ever reviews
They are four completely different boys...when they forced to a project together they find out they may need each other. Will they become friends or..not. "I'm only happy cause I have to be." Humanized.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/23 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Longest Night by AnonnyMousie reviews
Beaten, blinded, and struck with amnesia, Raphael has no recollection of what happened to him or who he is except for his name. Raph is hopelessly stuck in the vicious cycle of begging and stealing until a certain bright-eyed boy comes along and shows him that he is worth more than coin and bills. That maybe he isn't as unwanted as Hob said he was. Human AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/4 - Raphael, Michelangelo
Golden Windows by PENULTIMATA reviews
Golden eyes are rare and beautiful, and the villain wants it all for himself.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Goku S.
Eye of the Storm by Pimino reviews
Michelangelo was born blind. While his three overprotective brothers struggle to give him a life worth living, Mikey desperately accepts an opportunity that could offer him everything he lacks. But after being confined to a world of uncertainty and inexperience for over fifteen years, he didn't recognize his sight came with a price. {2k12, Blind!Mikey, Angst & Brotherly Fluff}
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
3 Alpha and their human by Kindred01 reviews
Scott is worry about Stiles getting hurt again and talked to the other alpha's of beacons hills and they have the idea. ph/ss, dh/ss, sm/ss and dh/sm/ss/ph
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 3/15
6 Year Old Phantom Man by yummycake110 reviews
What happens when the phantom 6th member of the Generation of Miracles turns back into a 6th year old again? It turns out to be a huge challenge for the basketball players to take care of this Kuroko. (Please take note that the italicized words are thoughts) DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KUROKO NO BASKET OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. I ONLY OWN WHAT OC I CREATE.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Sickness by alycurtis1965 reviews
Pony does not feel well and tries to hide it from Darry and Soda but they know their little brother. Ponyboy sick fanfiction. Brotherly fluff and bonding!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/18 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Turning the Clock Back by Viet Devil reviews
Due to a witch's spell, Stiles has to adjust to being a child again under the care of the entire pack, who might lose their minds when they try to handle a tiny, rambunctious Stiles running around everywhere. Derek blamed himself and is determined to do the best for him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,470 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Stiles, Derek H., Erica R.
Different's Not Wrong by mychilipeppers reviews
"It is different but it is not wrong my son."-; Our differences make us who we are; we need to take pride in being different. When Mikey finds something out about himself that's different from his brothers, he starts to understand that.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/10/2014
Leveled by Marine Amber reviews
Leonardo is used to being ignored, feared, hated, but as the son of Oroku Saki, there isn't much he can do. Three brothers from New York however, could change his life. If only he would let them. Human AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,679 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo
Brothers Forever by Kokato reviews
Akashi Seijūrō and Akashi Tetsuya are fraternal twins. They met a boy with orange hair at a streetball court who taught them how to play basketball one day in their fifth grade. However, after a three-on-three match with a gang, Tetsuya suddenly collapsed. What happened to Tetsuya? How will this affect everyone's lives? A lot of brotherly love coming up, I hope :)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,022 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Kuroko T., Akashi S.] Generation of Miracle, Seirin - Complete
A Tale of Four Brothers by PrayerGirl reviews
No one knows who it will choose, or why. Few even know of its existence. But when four boys with entirely different personalities come together, the Mutation chooses them. Now, they must learn to hide their secrets of transformation, survive high school, stop an ancient evil from rising and learn the secret art of Ninjutsu in their new form as... turtles? (2k12 verse, Human AU)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,060 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
It Hurts to Love You by AnimeAmie reviews
Captured by a sick-minded man and his goons, the turtles were forced to preform unspeakable acts upon each other in order to stay alive. Broken and abused, how long will they last in this man's care and will they ever escape his sick fantasies? OT4 Rape, tcest, ect...2k14
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,703 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Imprisoned by Silver Sentinel reviews
Taking place during the episode "Turtles in space part 3: The Big House". The turtles are locked up in the Triceraton's prison and now must endure the harsh struggles that comes from doing time on the inside.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael
A Family That Fights Together, Stays Together by Momobear9898 reviews
"Hello, little turtle." Fear bubbled in his stomach when the man gave him a devious smirk. He attempted to wiggle his way out of the bounds, but found it futile. The man smiled and curled his hand into a fist, promptly striking the turtle. "Now tell me what your name is?" Spitting out a clop of blood, he glared at the man. "Michelangelo. My name is Michelangelo."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,838 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Michelangelo
The RatKingdom by The0neR1ng reviews
what started as a night of roof top fun and games for the four brothers. turns into Mikey's biggest fear, now its a fight to the end and its up to the brothers to fight this fear together and just hope they can win not just for Mikey but for all their sakes. *im new to this so read and tell me what you think?*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Rat King
A Family at War by Culinary-Alchemist reviews
A fictional WW2 AU fic. Yoshi, Leo, Raph are going to fight in the war against Oroku Saki while Donnie stays behind to finish his schooling to become a doctor and to watch a 10-year-old Mikey.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/18 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Best Laid Plans by Taisi reviews
"You don't have to pretend you love me to make me feel better." Mikey knew his brothers meant well. (Leo/Mikey, OT4, fluffy tcest.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Never Alone Again by gothina234 reviews
Rossi finds himself being very protective of a young man he rescued, a young man called Spencer Reid. While one case has finished, another begins when Spencer's abductor wants him back and will do anything to get him back. After six months of abuse, Spencer struggles as his life changes around him but Rossi isn't about to let him struggle through it alone. Rated M for a reason. AU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,841 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/6/2014 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Big Brother Kasamatsu by Bloody Morning reviews
Kuroko's mother remarried a certain Kasamatsu Yuuta, the father of Kaijo's captain, Kasamatsu Yukio. And since they had to move to Kanagawa, Kuroko had to transfer to Kaijo! But he promised not to join the basketball team because he promised Seirin to being them on top. But having Yukio as a brother is not so bad as they get to know each other more.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Kuroko T., Kasamatsu Y.
Protector by Gwydion reviews
When the team splits up to find two mutagen canisters, the mission goes awry as Raph and Mikey run into more trouble than they bargained for. Raph's only thought is to protect his family, but there are some problems you shouldn't try to take on alone. (Takes place before the 2012 episode Fungus Humongous.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Contract by ErzaNee44 reviews
Being a mutant is hard,and Leonardo knows it pretty well:His owner has the right to make every choice he wants about his life; such as where he is going to be sent to work and who he is going to spend his life with. And so it's decided that Donatello, Leo's best friend, will be his mate, even if both turtles are against it. Luckily, that's when Leo meets Raphael/RL & DM;light DL MR
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/12 - Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael
They All Fall Down by McGeeklover reviews
CSI:LV version of CSI:Miami episode "Fallen." Prompt for CSINorman. Lots of Nick!Greg Bromance! Big Brother!Nick.' "Help! Somebody get help!" They heard a familiar voice shout from down the hall. It was Henry. Nick didn't waste anytime and bolted down the hall to where Henry's voice was coming from. What he saw chilled him. Greg had blood on his temple...and he wasn't moving...'
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20 - Greg S., Nick S.
Family: In Sickness And In Health by pocketfear13 reviews
A collection of Durin family stories, mainly revolving around Thorin, Fili, and Kili, that deal with illness, injury, and overall fluffy family feelings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,233 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fili, Kili
Nobody's Home by GGCharms reviews
AU. Ponyboy was a kid running from his problems. Can a town filled with gangs and violence be the place where he finds his answers? More importantly,can the Curtis gang become a family for this homeless boy? Dally and Johnny are alive!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Ponyboy C.
In this lifetime, we only have each other by RainandSunshine09 reviews
Set in the 2003 series. A re-write of the "Grudge Match". Mikey goes back to Battle Nexus for a re-match with Kluh. His family wishes that he would lose so he would stop gloating about the last time he won. For once, Mikey would like to prove how strong he could be when it means protecting his family.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9 - Michelangelo - Complete
To Leo by Chanel-M reviews
Mikey wrote a letter to Leo. 2k7 movie, R&R please? A Fanfic full of letters
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Ar turtles by smarklez reviews
Leo, Raph, and Mikey are turned into turtle toddlers. How will April, Casey, Donnie, and Master splinter fair with 4 toddlers. While most of the time Leo and raph are fighting causing Mikey to cry. I DO NOT OWN TMNT .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Big Brother's Dilemma by Dark0Nexus reviews
Leonardo has a problem. It... He... has been haunting him for years. Unfortunately, Leo doesn't realize that he's not the only one with that similar problem. L/M R/D Turtlecest
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Leonardo, Michelangelo] [Donatello, Raphael] - Complete
Tales of a Highschool Goku by RyokoHokage reviews
Teenage Goku feels like things are changing too fast. First he ends up in a different class than his twin and now Sei wants his own room. Goku can't take it all and runs out, only to find himself alone in the park. Who better to cheer him up then a blond stranger named Sanzo who reminds Goku of the sun? :AU WARNING: Sei is short for Seiten Taisei.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [G. Sanzo, Goku S.]
Unspoken by Athese reviews
Another version of 'The Croaking'. Mikey gets upset after the events with the mom-thing and runs away. Can his brothers make up with him? Complete
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The lost son by Athese reviews
What if Yoshi only rescued 3 turtles when they were mutated? And one grew up without his family? What if, after 15 years, Splinter finally meets his 'Lost son? I don't own them. COMPLETE
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,313 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Get ready, kuroko by heyhey62 reviews
kuroko has fallen in love with the GOM, including kagami. They have all also fallen in love with him, however they don't know how to capture his heart. Yuno, kuroko's brother, takes matters into his own hands and set up test and obstacles. Who ever can surpass these test and obstacles, becomes kuroko's lover.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle
Stiles's Savior by AkwardBabyGiraffe reviews
When Stiles is attacked by the Alpha Pack, he is saved by a mysterious werewolf with a grudge against the Alphas. Can this new face be trusted?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Stiles, Derek H., OC
Get Out Alive by AkwardBabyGiraffe reviews
The pack is kidnapped by hunters to get to Derek and Chris. Will they be able to work together to protect the ones they care about or will they loose more people they love? STEREK!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
This Is Not How I Remember You by Turtle-TotCrazy reviews
(AU) Human TMNT fic, After Being separated for 10 years, the two brothers finally find each other again, though noticing how one another has quite change, and having to get to know each other all over again, no matter how hard it may be. (ON HOLD)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
It's Much More Complicated by mychilipeppers reviews
After a late night patrol, Mikey falls ill. At first it's nothing to worry about, but something that seemed to be harmless turns into a race of life and death.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
Stranger Whistles by TJHECTOR reviews
2k12 Human au. Set in a neighborhood overrun by gang violence. What should Mikey do when he's the only one who knows why Raph has run away from home? Something needs to be worked out in order to restore the family before it's too late. Teenage raw sentiments-more fragile than it seems. Mikey and Raph- centric. Rated for language. COMPLETE.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,323 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Akashi is a busy man by Sianascera reviews
Akashi is a very busy man. Only ever at home during weekends, he has hired four men to keep Tetsuya company when he's at work. Needless to say, there's little Kuroko is lacking for. This is merely an excuse to write smut with Kiseki/Kuroko. See inside for additional details
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Akashi S., Kuroko T.] Generation of Miracle - Complete
Destruction by McGeeklover reviews
Catherine looked around at the destruction, embers and papers floating in the air. People were groaning in pain, being led away by friends and then it hit her. Warrick and Greg were nowhere to be seen. They had still been in the building when the bomb went off. "Shit." A CSI: LV version of CSI: NY "A Charge of this Post" A prompt for Doomedphsyx2030 Enjoy!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Greg S., Nick S., Warrick B. - Complete
Dust and Gold by YamiAkane97 reviews
Kuroko's father dies in a car accident, leaving Tetsuya and his mother with nothing. He gives up on school and basketball to support himself and his mother. Years later, Kagami meets Kuroko again. But he's no longer the teen Kagami once knew. AU, OOC, YAOI, LEMONS/LIMES.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,465 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T.
Mikey Changes by Bookbearer reviews
"Things change. Situations change, attitudes change...people change. Its the inevitable. And that's what happened to me...this is my story of change. Although, now that I look back on it...I guess it wasn't such a great change, but definitely needed. Isn't it true that with every rule, has to come with an exception, right? Well, I was the exception." -Michelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,666 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Rum Tum Quaxo by The Rum Tum Tugger reviews
A poor kitten kick out into the street to die. But Tugger comes to save him. I don't know about the rating so for now it'll be K plus.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Master and Servant by Elle Werner reviews
WARNING: AU, OOC, unbeta'd. Wrapping his arms over his knees, the young teen glances warily at the ugly display of ruckus in front of him. The way the people argue because of wanting to 'own' him, making him sick in his stomach. He knows by now that he is caught by Adelbert's man and on the display in the market for the slave trade. MaouYuuri, WolfYuuri. NOW M-RATED!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,296 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Yuri S.
Rule Number One by Kirariie reviews
"Shut up you poor filthy thing! You dare lay a finger on Tetsuya and I'll tear your throat." The venom in Akashi's voice is enough to make everyone freezes in movement. No one speaks. No one moves. Even Hanamiya himself shudders in fear. GoMKuro. HanaKuro. KagaKuro.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Hanamiya M., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Love So Sweet by xxxxXAnimeloverXxxxx reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya has 6 lovers each unique in there own way. But the 2 things his lovers have in common himself and they are vampires. They all love and want to protect one human kuroko.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Broken Spirits by Athese reviews
Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey are captured by a strange figure with only one purpose: breaking them, whatever it takes. I do not own TMNT. Rated T but can change into M
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,925 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The little gamin by CocaColaWriter123 reviews
Gavroche is a small poor gamin treated horribly by his father. But there is one person in his life that loves him... !HURT! Gavroche Rated T for possible language in the future Disclaimer: I do not own Les Misérables
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Gavroche, Courfeyrac - Complete
Late Night TLC by AriameSalim reviews
Mike's sick and Raph, with help from their brothers, takes care of him. RaphxMikey, Tcest/turtlecest
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Truth Or Dare? by Turtle-TotCrazy reviews
Two of the brothers are taken by one shell of a crazy man. They are forced to play a game, but it turns out, its nothing of what they expected it to be. Will their brother's be able to find them and rescue them in time? Or will they lose to the game? (ON HOLD)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Caged by WackyGoofball reviews
A night out turns serious when Josh is abducted by a bunch of vampires. Sally and Aidan do anything within their powers to get Josh back, but the rescue turns out much more problematic than they thought, especially when shadows from the past come back to the surface. What happened to Josh? Will they manage to get him back? Read to find out. Josh!whumpage and Josh/ Aidan bromance.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Josh, Aidan
Half and Half by Not Even The Turtle reviews
What would the Hamato family life be like if only two sons were turtles? Well, it's different, to say the least. But being human or turtle doesn't change one vital fact; Brothers will always be Brothers. (half) Human AU 2012 based.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,011 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael
One Big Happy Family by ScytheMeister7 reviews
Akashi finds a young child on his doorstep and a tag with a name which reads Kuroko Tetsuya. Seeing that someone left thee young boy there on purpose, Akashi decides to take care of him. He calls for the rest of his acquaintances to help him. (Can you consider the GoMs friends?) How is this big happy family gonna work out? Rated T just in case.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,462 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
I love him? by musicart-life reviews
Spencer goes to visit his brother Derek(Morgan) for 2 weeks. Spencer even gets to help with a case! Derek finds out about Spencer's boyfriend, but not everything. Spencer is 17 dating a 32 year old. But does Spencer really want to? Who's following him? And is he falling for someone new?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - S. Reid
Still alive by Athese reviews
Ever wondered why Mikey is so small, and Donnie is so tall? Well, it all happened 6 years ago, The day that Hamato Michelangelo almost died. 2k12. Don t own them...OneShot
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Fixing the Family by InsaneDutchGirl reviews
Post The Wrath of Tigerclaw. Mikey is hurt and Raph is angry Leo is only cares about what happened to Karai. A lot of brotherly fluff. Be gentle because this is my very first fanfiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2014
You're Special, Mikey by unicorn-vomit reviews
Mikey's brothers just don't care it's his birthday, right? It's not like he was special or anything... Right? Fluff! This is a birthday fic for therandomer5000!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
A Little Trouble with the Law by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
When Gavroche gets in trouble with the police Les Amis must find a way to help him. I like Javert, but he is not the good guy in this story. 2-shot
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Gavroche, Courfeyrac - Complete
The Blame Game by RainandSunshine09 reviews
Just an epilouge to "The Wrath of Tiger Claw" because I wasn't satisfied with how it ended. Rated it T due to language. Warning, the F bomb is used (but only once).
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Provinces by Sakurai170 reviews
In the lands deep into the depths of Hell, there were six provinces all split up in different lands . But, when one of the province Prince's is kidnapped by one of the rogue clans that oppose the Supreme King, how will the residents of Hell take the news? More importantly, how will the other Prince's take the disappearance of their fiancé? Protective!GoM
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
The Glowing Rings of Love by LoveIsNotForSinners reviews
AU: When two brothers go to a college party they instantly fall for two best friends but the brothers hold a dark secret that would scare any human off. Between college courses, protective siblings and best friends can their love prevail? co-written with pandabear1715
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Derek H., Stiles, Isaac, Scott M.
The Misadventures of Rocket and Groot by GreenEggsAndGraham reviews
Rocket raccoon and Groots misadventures as they help each other grow. This is a story of how they met and how they grew into the beings they are now. Rocket is a kid. Slightly AU.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rocket R., Groot
Toys by Neveralien reviews
Michelangelo is eager to try out a new toy. [PWP, light bondage]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Eggs of a Ninja Turtle by CyberPunkAlchemist reviews
Tcest, Mpreg. After a small talk with Bishop, Mikey suddenly finds himself in for a new adventure which even he was not expecting. OT4 possible. Mikey-centred. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Michelangelo - Complete
All is Fair in love and Basketball? by twinrose22 reviews
Kuroko is somehow turned into a 5 year old child. Now GOM and Kagami take on the task of trying to take care of him. It turns to be all out war for the GOM, Kagami and even a little bit of Seirin to win Kuroko's affection. Who will win? G.O.M X Kuroko X Kagami Fluff
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Hyuuga J., Generation of Miracle
This Is Berk by TheNightFury reviews
A series of one-shots about life in Berk after the Battle with Green Death. Hiccup gets hurt during dragon training, Toothless has had enough.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,835 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
When Shadows Almost Killed Your Light by KiliGreenleaf reviews
Kili has been taunted all life for not looking like a real dwarf. He struggles with his self hatred as Fili tries to reach out to his brother. "Kili's walls were already falling and there was nothing Fili could do. So instead he promised he would be there to pick up the pieces."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Fili, Kili
Lost and Found by MeganTaylorCreates reviews
How did Mistoffelees get to the junkyard? A story of heartbreak, abuse, betrayal and love.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
You've Got Pressure Dripping Off Your Shoulders by Rah.RaZorBlade reviews
It turns out Stiles is both, Jackson's and Scott's mate. Stiles/Jackson/Scott. Mpreg. COMPLETE!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Scott M., Stiles, Jackson W. - Complete
Sacrifice, a tmnt fanfiction by Athese reviews
What happens when Mikey is kidnapped by some freaky scientists. Will his brothers be able to save him? First TMNT story...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The Spare by Was-Mokie reviews
Sometimes families miss what is right in front of their faces. They don't mean to be cruel, but it happens at times.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,008 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dis - Complete
Breathing by Starian NightZz reviews
"I won't let him die." When Kuroko collapses after the Touou versus Seirin match, the team panicked. It was then that Seirin discovers the secret that their team's shadow had been hiding, and it then changes the team as a whole. Protective!GoM
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,601 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Kuroko T. - Complete
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
Brother Knight by wizwitch42 reviews
With all the near-death and frightening experiences the turtles face, it'd be a wonder if none of them suffered from nightmares. Luckily, they all have their brothers to help chase away the nightmares.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Kuroko no Ai by If-chan reviews
The life and time of Kuroko Tetsuya, an oblivious blunette. Everybody seems to want a piece of this adorable boy.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,785 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Akashi S., Generation of Miracle
Blind but Bold by Pugslover reviews
While walking home from practice one day with the Seirin team, Kuroko is involved in an accident. Seriously injured and now blind, how will his friends- even the Generation of Miracles- help him as he struggles to find a new light with his unseeing eyes? Rated T cause I'd rather not cause a problem.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,612 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
I, Alone by SleepingSeeker reviews
A rogue Foot soldier finally acts on a long suffering obsession he has on a certain turtle whom he is convinced is destined to be his soul mate. A dark tale of madness, cruelty, obsession and abuse. Not for the faint of heart. Consider yourself warned. ((Nominated for 2013 AFFAs: Best Don, Best Mike, Most Outstanding OC, Best Twist, Best Multichptr, Best Horror, Best Non-Con))
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,931 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Michelangelo, Foot Ninja - Complete
Joint Training Camp (aka Kuroko no Harem Gathering) by TunaForDesert reviews
Kuroko was sitting obliviously to the stares he was getting, still sleepy as he nodded off a bit. His bed hair was adorably sticking out in every direction as usual and there was a faint trace of drool on his side of lips. It was not a rare sight for Seirin and Momoi, but the trouble lay with the other teams. [AllxKuro]
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Kuroko T. - Complete
My Sweet Lover by Li-Hua Xu reviews
AU Five mysterious princes from different kingdoms are searching for a young human to serve as a blood vessel. They attend a private school for the rich and most famous blood lines only known to vampires. Each wanting to target someone different, but, something unordinary is attracting them to a certain someone... What happens when all five princes target the same person...?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Best Big Brother in the World by Kato Chinatsu reviews
If there was to be that one title in the whole wide world which the sixteen-year old Akashi Seijuuro fervently wished to keep all to himself, that title would have to be the "Best Big Brother in the World" for his five-year old adopted brother, Kuroko Tetsuya. A brotherly complex gone a whole new level. (CH 2: 10 YEARS LATER)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Kuroko T., Akashi S. - Complete
Man That You Fear by Euphyxia reviews
SEQUEL TO DEFORMOGRAPHY. Bonds are tested, secrets begin to unravel, and the boys find out once and for all if three is a crowd. Nick/Greg/Hodges (and everything in between). Lots of smut and kink. WIP.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Greg S., Nick S., David H.]
Protection by wolfsrainrules reviews
Bruce had been on his own with the fear and the whispers for a very long time. He dealt with it. The Avengers will NOT deal with it. Especially when someone goes much too far. Now the Avengers will be living up to their name. No pairings, but take it as you will, possible OOC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
His Freedom by Kuroi Mercenary reviews
Nothing could stop Seiten Taisei now that he was free, not even the Gods themselves. Now, he could begin his plan sooner than he thought. But first, he needs to repay his debt...What will the Gods do? What will Sanzo and the others do? Most questioning is...what will Goku do? (Sequel to "Things You Never Knew" ST9, hinted 39. Rated M for language)
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Complete
Family Feud by bloodshottailsdoll reviews
Nick's parents show up unannounced in Las Vegas. Nicky forgot to tell them he's moved. G/N/G Rated M to be Safe
CSI - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Gil G., Nick S., Greg S.] - Complete
Show 'Em My True Light by FabiFabi reviews
Kuroko has a sibling who comes back from overseas and is a demon in basketball, demolishing the Generation of Miracles, Kuroko Takumi is here to help his brother Kuroko have his Prince Charming at any costs! Bad Summary but do Enjoy
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,214 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle, OC - Complete
Blissful Ignorance by Camsen02 reviews
"Seiten Taisei, the Great Sage equaling heaven. A heretical being with golden eyes, a beast who will someday destroy the world. It must be caught at all costs. Therefore, I will reward those who capture it with a fine sum of money. You can count a lot of zero's." What is in store for Goku?
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S., Goku S., Hakkai C.
It's A Cycle by GhostiesandGhoulies reviews
Mikey has a long day of birthday parties as Cowabunga Carl, turns out taking up a party with older kids wasn't the brightest idea. Don deals with his slightly injured brother and is enlightened to some things Mikey had kept to himself. Maybe the youngest is finally coming into his intellect!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Servants by cestlavie0919 reviews
In a Dystopian future, werewolves are the ruling class and Alphas are kings. Each Alpha gets a slave, selected from the townspeople. Stiles belongs to Derek. Their easy life becomes incredibly complicated when the news that a vicious Alpha is going to be passing by. Rated M for a reason.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Calamity by Was-Mokie reviews
Words can hurt. Hurt can lead to actions. Actions can lead to mistakes. Loved ones could be lost and so I must be alone. I am Calamity and alone is all I've ever known.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,675 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Kili, Fili, Thorin - Complete
School's In by Kaddielinn reviews
Take a look at what the characters would be like if they had met in high school, and what will happen when a "shy" Adam moves to town. Rated for some language and slight abuse... but don't trust me read and find out :P
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Adam R., Mac T.
Going Under by SpecialHell reviews
Mac and Adam go undercover together. Slash.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Mac T., Adam R.] Don F., Danny M. - Complete
Growing Pains (Rewrite) by Umbryn reviews
When a patrol ventures across Macavity in their territory it leads to the rescue of a small, insignificant kit that holds a power never seen before, a power that could change the Jellicle's world to the very foundation. Edit: I'm rewriting this, it may very well be darker than the previous writing of the story.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Macavity, OC
Morphine by FeverFeed reviews
Prompt fill: "Aidan builds up an immunity to werewolf blood." Eventual slash. Spoilers up through season 3, episode 8 of the US version of Being Human.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Aidan, Josh]
The Hunter, the Wolf and the Stilinski by alphinski reviews
When Sam and Dean drop into Beacon Hills they get more than they bargained for in the form of one Stiles Stilinski. Aka the one where Stiles is not a kid, goddammit Dean, Scott and Derek are furious and Sam is laughing at everyone. pre-Sterek.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Dean W., Stiles
Courting for Kuroko by Chanteloup reviews
The GoM are all aiming for the phantom player's love. Who will Kuroko fall for as the GoM start the courting and wooing? YAOI
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
6 Lives by shun matsuoka reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya, as normal as he looks there's something within him that made 6 different people be interested on who he really is. These 6 mysterious beings are brothers, but they don't acknowledge themselves as that. But once each one of them started to have feelings for Kuroko, what will Kuroko do? Who will he choose?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Kagami T., Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Beacon Hills Is Alive…With the Sound of Bachelor's by spikescrypt reviews
Stiles becomes an unwilling participant in a bachelor auction. Derek has a front row seat.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Trauma by Tracy79 reviews
What should have been a night of celebration for newly qualified CSI Greg Sanders turns into a nightmare after he is kidnapped and brutally attacked by a stalker he never knew he had. Will he escape his traumatic ordeal? WARNING- Rated M for Greg/Nick Slash, strong sexual violence and drug use, non-con/rape
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Greg S., Nick S.
Kuroko's birthday party surprise by ErinTheOtaku reviews
Kuroko's birthday party will be the battlefield for the generation of miracles, their last chance to claim Kuroko as their one. But what happens if after they all try their very best to win him over, Kuroko can't bear to pick only one? *Yaoi a.k.a Guy on guy, rated M for a reason (Lemon hell yeah). Please review if you like it, or if you have constructive criticism. Thanks!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
To Live and See Another Day by Nickirem.Tetsuya.Zoldyck reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya was blank after his father died. Until he met his new siblings, who slashed colour into his world, the white over-whelmed with all shades of rainbow. It was like a fairy tale, but not all ends with a happy ending. Kuroko found out when tragedy struck, once more.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Generation of Models by Bird of Dreams reviews
Modeling AU. Everyone in the modeling industry has heard of the Generation of Miracles, a group of five young models who quickly rose to stardom. But when a new project forces its members to confront their weakness, the GoM will have to face its greatest challenge yet. Could the mysterious new photographer Kuroko be the answer to their problems?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,578 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kuroko T.
The Line of Durin in Its Natural Habitat by justalotoffeelings reviews
"When Thorin is effectively held prisoner by Dis for two weeks, and ordered to take a break from all his 'royal running around', Fili and Kili get to spend more time with their uncle than usual. Shenanigans ensue." Just a collection of cute drabbles, from the perspective of a variety of characters. I aim to fill the world with happy Hobbit fanfic before TaBA comes out!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis
New Life by Bayluff reviews
All his life, Leonardo's been moved around, and forced to take care of his little brother as his parents paid attention to their jobs instead. When they move to New York, Leonardo meets some new people that change his life, for better or for worse...he's still not sure. He's betting on for the better though. Human AU, probably not quite what you're expecting.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,586 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Crime Lab Heist by Greggolove reviews
An attack on the crime lab leaves hostages inside, who will get it out alive? :) Second fanfic read and review please! :)
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Greg S.
John Doe by Miss I.L.A.B reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya died in a fire early third year of middle school. Approximately eight months later, Detective Maeda finds a boy with light blue hair living in the basement of a murder suspect. He takes the boy in and enrolls him in Seirin high school. Chaos ensues during a basketball practice match with Kaijou. Warning: Abuse.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Intentional Injury by InnocentFighter reviews
In Kagami and Kuroko's second game against Kirisaki Daiichi, Hanamiya has a new target. Kuroko! How will Kagami respond to his boyfriend being intentionally injured by someone. Prompt fill from tumblr! Yaoi, BL, Kagakuro. You've been warned!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Kagami T., Kuroko T.] Hanamiya M. - Complete
Taking Time to Heal by lildevchick reviews
Set after "Slash and Destroy". Don looks his brothers over after the battle to assess the damage they've taken, but not all wounds are skin deep.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Don't you touch him' by StarMaya reviews
With Strauss gone, the BAU team now need a new boss but their suspicion rises when the new boss is rude toward Reid. Does the new boss have a bone to pick with Reid or is Reid in more danger than they thought? The team must stick together and protect their youngest from this monster of a boss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,746 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
Exhaustion by Puldoh reviews
He's exhausted, tired. He knows his brothers are just as lost as he is...but he's doing all he can, helping where he can...Updated June 25, 2012
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Michelangelo
Meet the Rest by Trumpeteer34 reviews
Following the end of "Multicolored," the rest of the team finally get to meet Bruce's other personalities. This is a series of one-shots that will pair an Avenger with a personality.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Acolouthic by caritivereflection reviews
For all his protests against Jack being girly or a fairy, he sure as hell liked to make his little brother talk about his feelings.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Bobby M., Jack M. - Complete
A little boy called Gavroche by LPgirl.98 reviews
Gavroche lived on the street, the only he had was his big-sister Eponine.But then they met their true friends, les ami de l'abc and Gavroche got Courfeyrac, who cares and love him like his own brother. but one day a strange man forced them into an alley and said that the chief wants the vroche gets away, but it is far from over. Who is the chief and why does he want Gavroche.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Eponine, Gavroche, Courfeyrac
Out There by smuffly reviews
Adam's world is falling apart - but who is to blame? This story is set in Season 6. Told from Adam's point of view, but featuring the whole team.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,398 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Adam R. - Complete
Little Mikey by MikeyBeeLover reviews
What happened to Mikey? Was he shrunk? or Was he turned into a kid? Read and find out! COMPLETED
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Multicolored by Trumpeteer34 reviews
As the Avengers slowly grow closer to each other, they begin to notice some oddities about their resident gamma expert, oddities that he is not even aware of. *Psychological fic*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kame by Was-Mokie reviews
AU Story-A prophecy names a set of brothers the Princes that will bring peace to the realm. How does one slave change what everyone knows? The answer to that question resides within Kame.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,759 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Jealous Werewolf Mates by XxwithxoutaxwordxX reviews
Stiles has had enough. He hates the fact that Isaac has to go 'study' with the blonde bimbo. Stiles has decided to go with Danny to a club and have fun. However, Stiles didn't count on a Jealous Werewolf coming after him. M/M
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Stiles, Isaac - Complete
Silenced Wounds by LoveIsNotForSinners reviews
There's only one secret Stiles has kept and will keep from Scott and that's the reason his parents got divorced and it's all Stiles fault. Warning: mentions past sexual abuse/rape.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Stiles, Scott M., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
One Small Turtle by Culinary-Alchemist reviews
**AU** Leo, Raph, and Donnie find a small turtle abandoned by the Kraang one day, who could it be? rated K - T (reposted was under my fic 'A Tale of Four Turtle-tots' decided it was time give it's own)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,276 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Michelangelo
Blood-Orange Sobet by Unlucky Duckie reviews
Tcest, Turtlecest, slash, yaoi warning. Implied OT4, pairing RaphxMikey. Sweet and smutty.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Michelangelo, Raphael
The Basement by weir'wyvern-85 reviews
Erica and Boyd were in the basement at the end of season 2, and they saw everything Gerard did to Stiles (Rated because I'm slightly paranoid)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Stiles, Erica R.
New Beginnings by jfreakinf reviews
16yr old Seth just moved into a new city. Starting a life and leaving his old behind. Dealing with his own inner struggles to being secretly gay. He will have to deal with growing, life, and romance. This story will be in Seth's POV. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jacob, Seth
Remember by kneel-pesants-im-the-alpha reviews
When Stiles gets sick while his dad is out of town, Scott, Allison and Lydia take care of him. Sick!Stiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Scott M., Allison A., Stiles, Lydia M. - Complete
Final Good by by Dsman reviews
Since Leather Head died in battle Mikey hasn't been the same.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - April O., Master Splinter, Michelangelo - Complete
Bully by Trumpeteer34 reviews
When the Avengers find out that Coulson was alive, Bruce was relieved for the sake of his fellow teammates. As soon as the SHIELD agent comes to live in the tower with the rest of them, however, Bruce finds himself put in a rough situation. How long can he endure the harsh words of the man his teammates all adore while never letting on that something is wrong. Dark!Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Talent Show by Otaku-TACO reviews
Human AU. There's a talent show at the school and one of the boys decide to enter. But they're not allowed to use Ninjustsu outside of battle and training- what will happen? Going off of the 2012 cartoon...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Pride, Proof, Trouble by Pistachio lover reviews
15 year old Mikey is sick of having to go to topside with one of his older brothers, so what happens when he tries to go up alone to prove that he can fend for himself?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Mikey's Punishment by The Battle Nexus Champion reviews
Raphael has discovered that he is not the one that took Donatello's virginity. Michelangelo is and the hot-head is not at all happy with that fact. What is Raphael thinking now? He thinks that his little brother needs to be punished This is rated MA, not just M.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Let It Be by GLEEful Heart reviews
An Abrams family album of sorts. Snapshots into their family life, consistent with the canon that I've already created for them in my previous stories.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,285 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Artie A.
Flipped by StormyNight108 reviews
Another chemical source, unidentified, is found in the hands of the Kraang. The order was to maintain it's seal, take care of the enemies, and figure out what to do from there. But when a lone canister breaks apart on Michelangelo, it changes him in ways everyone can see. No longer is he a child-like, bright spirit. He's fading away. And fast. (2012 Universe)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Childish to child by therandomer5000 reviews
When Mikey is turned into a child what will the brothers do to keep him safe? especially since Shredder has found out and plans to take advantage of the unlikely event. BROTHERLY FLUFFNESS WITHIN! R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Flickering Candle by 630leosa reviews
Michelangelo was like a candle, always bright and full of energy. So when his light starts to flicker his whole family are determined to fix it, before the fire dies out.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Michelangelo
Betrayal In Its Simplest Form by Virelei reviews
One day, Seirin realizes Kuroko's strange behavior. Kuroko comes day after day to practice, harboring more injuries than before. Is Kuroko holding a dark secret? Determined to find out, Seirin investigates in Kuroko's life, soon to find something shocking. But GoM are already on their move. Overprotective!GoM. Warnings of abuse and language.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,827 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kuroko T., Akashi S., Generation of Miracle - Complete
I Smell Just Fine! by PaigeRhiann reviews
Derek sighed again, "There's something Stiles needs to understand" he said "It's a known fact that Werewolves are very possessive. That's why Lydia and Allison haven't been targeted because they smell like their mates – like pack" Stiles' eyebrows furrowed "Why don't I smell like pack" he was clearly offended. "It's quite hard to smell like pack when you're not a wolf or sleeping
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,583 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Greasy, Grimy, Gloppy Glue by Was-Mokie reviews
A mistake in judgement after a battle leaves the family shattered. Is there anything than can be done to fix their mistake? Or is it too late?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,994 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Keep Going by IHAV3NOIDEA reviews
Stiles gets kidnapped and interrogated by a group of rogue hunter for information regarding the Hale pack. The pack- after noticing that he's missing, reluctantly team up with the Argents to find him. (Rated T purely because of the violence and my paranoia)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,744 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Line by StarryEve17 reviews
This is the story of Kili, Fili, and Thorin, from beginning to end. Follows close to both the book and movie adaptations. Hurt, comfort, angst, adventure and family love is abound. Chap 10: an incident at a mysterious lake reaps horrifying consequences for our favorite young Durins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dis
Conjuring Pain by Ailendolin reviews
Being a conjuring cat isn't a gift. Quaxo should know. All magic ever brought him was pain, loss and loneliness. It started ruining his life when he was a kitten. Will his broken spirit be mended when Tugger and Munkustrap stumble upon him? UPDATE! CHAPTER 19! Story now complete!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,866 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Peace-Keeper by ShamrockClover reviews
Is Leo really the one in control? Includes all turtles but is mostly centered on Donatello. 2012 Universe, Rated whatever the lowest rating is.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Poison by Atesazuya reviews
A week before a match between Seirin and Kiseki No Sedai, Kuroko's dad coming back home. His father is a gambler, heavy drinker and don't have work and place to live. He always hit Kuroko and ask him for money. He even told Kuroko to not attend for school and quit from basketball just to work and give him money. Rated T for violence, child abuse and rude words.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kuroko T.
Never go into the sewers alone by therandomer5000 reviews
Mikey is being punished for his pranks by cleaning up the sewers but when he meets a strange man will his family be able to save him or will their harsh words be the last thing Mikey hears? R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Yo-Yo Effect by Not-understanding-monkeys reviews
Another story of how Jack became a Mercer. These ones are my favorite. Rated MA for Violence, descriptive physical abuse and sexual abuse. Maybe drug use later on, and other adult themes. NOT FOR CHILDREN.
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack M., Bobby M.
Hated by therandomer5000 reviews
Mikey starts to feel hated but when some old enemies find him, he finds that his brothers are always there to protect him but will that be enough? R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Come Sunday by Skitter160 reviews
Every Sunday finds Kuroko sore but every day holds precious moments shared with his loved ones. Sequel to Poisoned? GOM x Kuroko, and Momoi, Kagami, GOM x Kuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T., Momoi S., Generation of Miracle] - Complete
Sweet Transformation by ElephantMexx reviews
The turtles and their master wake up to find they're captured by Bishop and forced to drink a strange purple ooze. They manage to escape, Like always, and decide to stay at April's flat since they weren't feeling well. How will they react when they find themselves human? How will the turtles feel when they have to go to school? What is Bishop's plan? And will they ever turn back?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Kili Get Your Bow! by Renton6echo reviews
When Kili picks up the bow and arrow Thorin hopes that it is only a passing interest that takes hold of his nephew and dismisses the gossip and grumblings of the dwarves. Eventually Thorin feels the need to make the young dwarf choose between Kili's love of archery and his need for approval, which may end with grave consequences. Chapter 4: A/N Update!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Kili, Thorin - Complete
Baby Mine by Anath Tsurugi reviews
There are whispers about who really fathered Thorin Oakenshield's youngest nephew...but don't let him or his heir hear you repeating those whispers...or you will wish they had killed you. (Warning: Rape)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kili, Dis - Complete
Crazy Fan by Skitter160 reviews
A crazy fan has been stalking Kuroko for more than just his autograph. Now he has gone missing after a game. Can the Generation of Miracles save him with his virtue still in tact? GoM X Kuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle] OC - Complete
Safe Tonight by geek179 reviews
An eight year old Bruce Banner is revealed as Tony Stark, yes Tony Starks, son. Now the Avengers don't only have to deal with their own issues but with an insecure child, a protective rage monster and a concerned father. Aren't they lucky? Auish.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Another Cruel Lesson by Spun reviews
""Let me see," he said, more gently, as he pried Kili's hand away from his head. He had expected blood, or at least a painful lump. What he found instead sent an anger hotter than any forge boiling in his belly." Kili is bullied, Fili rearranges some teeth, and Thorin's attempts at comfort are infused with the harsh lessons he must teach his nephews.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Thorin, Kili - Complete
That Night by starstruk97 reviews
When Kili and Fili are faced with a dangerous situation facing three mean Dwarves, their brotherhood and strength are put to their greatest test yet. Will they overcome these bullies? Or will eventhing fall apart? ONESHOT! Warnings: Violence.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Our Shadow by Harco8059 reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya is a young and inspiring writer. What if the GoM Generation of Miracles , a group of famous actors and heirs of big companies in Japan had notice the kind of gem Kuroko Tetsuya is.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Kuroko T.
Poisoned? by Skitter160 reviews
Kise how could you poison our sweet and innocent Kuroko? GoM x Kuroko (Dumping ground for Come Sunday (sequel) snippets)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle] - Complete
I Could Get Used to This by TheMrs.IanSomerhalder reviews
Sterek. Rating may change depending on my mood in the coming chapters. Scott and Derek come up with a plan to protect Stiles from the alpha pack coming into town. Stiles is covered in the entire pack's scent so he is automatically appealing to the alphas. Derek decides to pretend they are dating. Stiles is not thrilled. Will their feelings change? Will keep this fic realistic.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,511 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Method to Madness by IberisGalloway reviews
After being tricked and sold to pay off his cousin's debt, Kuroko finds himself bought by the GoM for "special" purposes. Kuroko x GoM One shot. AU.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Innocence is not always a good thing by blue wolf luv red phoenix reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya - Innocent, cute and is very platonic. What happens when the GoM accidentally left him alone for a few minutes during a casual outing? Overprtctive GoM & one adorable Kuroko Tetsuya Takes place during Second Year in Teikou
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kuroko T. - Complete
Covered by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
*Set post-movie* In which there is an unexpected and unwelcome visitor to Stark Tower and a certain Avenger finds support from the most unexpected of people. *Sorry for awful summary*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Blast from the Past by Ivori reviews
What if Kise had lost in his match against Haizaki? And if, after defeating Kise, Haizaki decides he'll go after the rest of the Generation of Miracles, starting with Kuroko? But Kuroko's former teammates won't let that happen due to an event in the past and will protect Kuroko, even though they're not on the same team anymore. Protective!GoM. Rated M for violence.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kuroko T. - Complete
Protective by Lerysakon reviews
Anyone who knew the Generation of Miracles could tell that they were protective of one Kuroko Tetsuya. However, no one has ever suspected that Kuroko Tetsuya was as protective of his former team as they were of him. GoMKuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 402 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Paroled by CAT217 reviews
Adam must finally come to terms with his past. I will be updating this fic on Fridays or early Saturday morning at the latest. There is no cussing, domestic violence and abuse.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Adam R. - Complete
Handle With Care by Kusanagi Hikari reviews
Blinded at the age of six, Kuroko Tetsuya learned a method to change his disadvantage as his weapon to play basketball. Watch as he make a name of himself and an ability to make The Generation of Miracles shine. GoM/Kuroko.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kuroko T.
The Dark Furture by NightmareMidnight-Destini reviews
After a crash leaving Jacob And brother Seth without parents Jacob forms the most powerful gang in all of LaPush. The only problem is tha he is inlove with the only family he has left. Seth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Jacob, Seth
Kuroko Takuya by Bommie reviews
Kuroko Takuya is Tetsuya's 19 year old older brother who just got back from London. With his return, Seirin and the rest of the GoM are finally able to learn more about the secretive phantom player. A fic whose plot starts slow.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Kuroko T.
The Little Merman by cristina reid reviews
'Merlin' is a 'merman' just looking for adventure. But when he finds a book, he wants so much more. Slightly based on The Little Mermaid SLASH MERLIN/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,649 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rough Beginnings by WannabeSlytherinPrincess reviews
The story of Jack Mercer and just how he came to aquire that last name. **WARNING** Mentions of child abuse and sexual situations.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jack M.
Saiyuki School Days by Tiger723 reviews
Here's another one of those highschool fantasy of the Saiyuki gangs. Slight twist: Son Goku and Seiten Taisei are Brothers! Please enjoy. Rated T for Language and possible shounen-ai later
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Goku S.
We'll watch him by MysticFantasy reviews
Bobby, Jerry and Angel look after their sick little brother.
Four Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Jack M.
Don't Make Big Brother Angry by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Emmett is having a good night when his roommate returns to their shared apartment bloody. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Emmett, Seth - Complete
Sunset and Sunrise: wolf Tails by wildkatz reviews
Sam realizes that perhaps he misses Seth not being in his pack a little too much. He'll do anything to get him back, no matter what it is. But can Seth handle these new feelins developing between him and Alpha Sam? Especially with Emily around? After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sam, Seth
Team 8 by Kumiho reviews
Team 8 comes home from a mission and unintentionally shocks their friends. Hinata and Co.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hinata H. - Complete
A Modern Cinderella Story by Elle Werner reviews
"Is this him? Again?" the blond, so-called Prince's mind rushed back to the boy in the dress and the pendant left behind. In fact, it was- and the boy in the dress was playing Cinderella. WolfYuu, slight Sara/Yuuri. AU. COMPLETE.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,793 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Empty by KamokuSenshi reviews
Momiji is still searching for happiness after the curse is broken, when he's suddenly sucked into another dilemma as he finds out the curse isn't gone for good. Will he be able to put an end to it once and for all?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Momiji S. - Complete
Releasing Earnest by EzraEssence reviews
Seth had gone missing for five years, but now he's back on the rez with a hidden, traumatizing past. Possible SLASH. Rated M for sexual themes, rape, and torture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Seth
Slushie Wars by TheUnknownNovel reviews
Artie tries to get out of being sludhied, but that doesn't work out too well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Artie A.
We're Only Sixteen by Puldoh reviews
Mikey was having a great day until Casey ruined it by getting Raph to go topside with him, rather then staying in the lair and having fun with his brothers. He angrily lashes out ...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by CazzBlade reviews
AU. When Gregorius, a Servant for an influential Senator, is thrown into the life of Nikolai, the greatest gladiator in Rome, their lives and the Roman society around them are cast into turmoil. Nick/Greg slash. Hurt/Comfort for both.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
The fourth brother by MysticFantasy reviews
My take on how Jack met and became a Mercer.
Four Brothers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,263 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jack M. - Complete
Blood by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Jasper needs blood and so Seth gives it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
Perfect by Seylin reviews
One-shot. With most of the pack down with a bug, and his teacher's piling the work on, Seth must struggle to be perfect. Minor slash. Rated T for drug use.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Seth - Complete
Quadrangle by whenshewasgood reviews
They only have each other, after all. But life isn't always tidy. Tcest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Donatello - Complete
Poisoned Depression by Riz93 reviews
Two yeas after Breaking Dawn, a spider bit Seth while he was out patrolling. The venom had slow but severe effects, creating a voice in his head that will slowly lead him to misery, despair, and finally suicidal attempts. Dark Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Seth
Solace by E.vein reviews
Takes place after the big battle of Eclipse. Point of view of Seth Clearwater, the many adventures of Seth as a wolf and human! Please read, review and fav!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Seth, Jacob
Valkyrie by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
The dragons were never Berk's only enemies. There are other enemies who believe that Hiccup is the key to what they need. It's no secret that he knows how to tame a dragon. And after all, word gets around. SEMI-PERMENANT HIATUS. SORRY.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,897 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
Bitten by Ughster reviews
What if a shape shifter was bitten by a vampire and lived? Seth experiences this first hand and finds it hard for his family and tribe to accept him for what he has become.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Seth - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship by flashster12 reviews
Seth's and Edward's friendship from the time they took on Riley and Victoria. Canon couples. Takes place after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Seth, Edward
Breaking Dawn REMIX Seth Style by santander16 reviews
Because Seth is the best member of the wolf pack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,975 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Seth, Jacob
Get Well Soon by Shamona-Celine reviews
Five vampires entered La Push and the pack killed off three of them. One of the escapees attacked Seth. A few days later, our werewolf got sick. Seth Spotlight. A little ooc. Ch. 2 is Up! Seth has the flu!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Seth
Memories by danae-rawr reviews
Ok my sister wrote this, but as far as I'm aware, Seth gets hit by a car. What happens next? I really don't know. Sorry crap summary, but it is actually quite good. K for blood & stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Seth
Always there by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Six-year-old Mikey learns a few lessons about brotherhood when he watches a scary movie. Cute one-shot. No flames please!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
God's Curse Upon My Dragon by Hime-Naya reviews
Momiji wishes he could spill the truth of how he feels for Hatori, but Akito seems to hold a higher hand over the dragon. Why does Hatori hang on Akito’s every demand? What is he hiding? HatoriXMiji, KakeruXYuki, etc. Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hatori S., Momiji S.
Refuge by starlily11 reviews
Mikey hates it when his brothers fight, so he takes refuge in a hidden talent.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
The Rabbit, the Cow and the thunderstorm by pinkpigeontowa reviews
Basically, Momiji is terrified of thunderstorms and whenever one strikes he needs to go to the only place he feels safe, Haru’s arms. Rated T just to be on the safe side. Forth and final chapter now up
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Momiji S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Older Brother by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
Oct 4th... Goku's strange behaviour triggers worry in Hakkai and Gojyo? What had happened? Brother Gojyo
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Goku S.
Imprinting On A Vampire, Seth's Story by hexwolf reviews
There's a new vampire in Forks, and he's a veg. like the Cullens, and wants to join them. Suprisingly, the young werewolf, or shape-shifter, Seth imprints on him. What will this even lead to? Chapter Four Has been made after much long procastanating.Sorr
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Seth
Empty Stomachs, Full Hearts by Puldoh reviews
He was so hungry. He wanted food. But he knew it was hard to find it. So he kept silent. He knew father was gone, he went out, looking for food. Mikey reflects on a certain part of his childhood, remembering when they had nothing but eachother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Michelangelo, April O'Neil - Complete
Restrained by Angel Dove1 reviews
The Weiss members all decide to go to the bank together, but it happens to get robbed by four men. What will happen after these odd acting robbers take Omi hostage? Would they find out his secret night life? Warnings in each chapter
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Omi T., Aya/Ran F. - Complete
Late Night Conversation—Nothing Resolved by LeaMarie F. Metallium reviews
Set after the 2007 movie. The boys talk a little about what happened and how they felt while Leo was away. Short by my standards.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Broken Bonds by starry-oblivion reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Leonardo's training period was supposed to last six months. When he doesn't return on schedule, Raphael begins to think that they've been abandoned... and he really doesn't appreciate Donatello pretending to be the new leader.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Their first mistake was pointing a gun at Bobby Mercer. Their last mistake was pointing one at his baby brother.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,794 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Lock And Key by Aki Griffin reviews
Something’s wrong with Greg. Warnings: Slash, abuse
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Greg S., Gil G.
Part One Four Brothers United by MikiNare reviews
Four Brothers Ok, so this is like Part One of Three. Story begins when Jack arrives at the Mercer's. Mostly about Jack's life and growing up with his brothers.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Jack M., Bobby M.
Words That Hurt Us by blackrose01515 reviews
When Shuichi leaves on tour Yuki has to go into the Hospital. But what will Yuki do when a crazy Eiri Yuki fan comes into their lives and kidnapps Shuichi? T for language.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,926 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
The Electricity Project of an Evil Genius by The Drinking Game reviews
A scientist obsessed with electricity and its endless possibilities finds out about Ginji...and he wants him. What happens when he actually gets what he wants? Not yaoi. At least not yet. We'll see.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2005
Obsession by Laree reviews
* Yuki-Shuichi with some OC-Shuichi later on* A fan obsessed with Shuichi would do just about anything to make the rock star his. *Part Two Up*
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
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No time left reviews
Is someone targeting Greg? If so then who would want to hurt are favorite lab rat Greg still works at lab This is my first Fanfic so be gentle sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Greg S., Nick S.
A new kind of family reviews
The Grissom family has moved to Vegas. Grissom, Catherine, and their four adopted kids Nick, Warrick, Sara and Greg. With the parents jobs and kids high school, and family trouble how will they survive.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Greg S., Gil G.