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I will summarize the important stuff.

Age: Too old to be reading fanfics, too old to care what other people think about it.

Location: Texas, not quite born, but raised.

Work: A lot, for not enough pay.

Interests: Video games (currently got a huge backload of stuff to get through, but working on it), books (Tom Clancy, Bill Baldwin, George Martin [better not die before finishing your series, George!, Stephen King), movies . I refuse to watch reality TV except for Beyond Scared Straight, those turds deserve to get the crap scared out of them. Don't listen to a lot of current music, but I am a huge Muse fan.

I usually read anime fanfics of stuff I read (Rosario Vampiro, Freezing, Naruto), although I'm surprised that NO ONE has written an Umi No Misaki fic here yet. It's screaming for a good harem ending. Seriously, the main character has... like 6 girls chasing him! Come on people! Also like reading Harry Potter stuff, even though I've only read one of the books and the first 4 movies. As my handle indicates, I am a proponent of the "nice guy gets ALL the girls" ending. I figure with all the crap the hero usually has to put up with in the story, he deserves all the happiness he can get. Favorite pairings are:

Rosario to Vamprio - Tsukune/Ruby, Kurumu, or Mizore. I just don't have any sympathy for Moka. "Wah! I got treated badly by humans when I was younger because I was prettier and smarter than them, and I'm actually a super powerful vampire who will live for centuries! Wah!" Meanwhile, you've got a girl whose parents were killed, leaving her abandoned, another girl who will DIE if she doesn't get her Destined One, and another one who needs to have kids because her race is dying out, but is waiting for someone who seemingly WILL NOT choose her. This is a horrible example of the "First Girl Wins" and "Meet Cute" tropes. See the "Get What You Wanted" series by MistressWinowyll and it's MANY offshoots for more.

Naruto - Naruto and most of the female population EXCEPT for Sakura and Temari (my man Shika's gotta have someone, and Shiho ain't gonna cut it). Sakura treated Naruto like crap for years in favor of a guy who at best ignored her and at worst inflicted psychological damage on her. Then she LIES to a guy who knows is in love with her to protect that emo jerkass! If I had to narrow the pairings down, I'd go with Hinata for a traditional pairing, and Anko for a crack pairing. Yes she's older than him, but not by as much as people seem to think. They both have seals they never wanted, are both disliked by the people (going with common fanfic plots for Anko on this one), and personality wise they are very similar. Anko just falls on the "Psycho" side of the Genki scale while Naruto is on the "Happy" side.

HP - Tough call. Hermione works, but that's played out. Seriously. Also tired of Luna fics, they always make her out to be this mystical seer when she's just a damaged kid who saw her mom die and makes up things so she doesn't have to think about it. I'm a huge Honks fan, although that may just be because I have a thing for Natalia Tena. Most of Rowling's characters are so poorly developed that you could pretty much make any girl a good match for Harry. ZArkham actually made me a Katie Bell fan with "Paging Dr. Bell" and "Harry Potter and the Rejected Path" (at least, until the story went off the reservation).

Yes, I don't like yaoi. I'm not a homophobe, I just don't like people forcing homosexuality into everything. Sorry.

If you know you're bad at grammar, spelling, or anything else, I encourage you to get help with your stories. I've seen many good ideas ruined because the stories were nearly unreadable. I don't really write any stuff of my own (several of my teachers over the years has said my writing is technically very good, but dry), but I am more than happy to proofread/beta your story if you want help. Send me a PM and we can set something up. If you want some examples of my work, read "Sekirei: Guardian of the North" by Shadows of Vanity or "The Darkness That Binds Him" by XxKageTenshixX. I keep story ideas to myself unless requested, I focus on grammar and spelling. Speaking of which...

My Short Crash Course of Commonly Misused Words


There - Indicates location ("It's over there!")

They're - Contraction of "they are", indicates action by multiple people ("They're going to go soon.")

Their - Indicated possession ("Their pen is on the table.")


Bear - Large fuzzy animal that lives in the woods. Also to carry something, either physically or emotionally ("He will bear the weight of his crimes forever.")

Bare - Exposed or to expose something ("The t-shirt left his arms bare." "The prosecutor laid bare the crimes of the accused.")


Your - Possession ("Your keys are in the desk.")

You're - Contraction of "you are". Action by someone else ("You're going soon, right?")


Weary - Tired or exhausted

Wary - Cautious

These are quick and dirty definitions, but should help out some VERY commonly misused words. I'll add more as I think of them.

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Playing For Keeps by BackslashEcho reviews
An average guy from Earth, dropped into the boots of Jaune Arc with text from The Gamer in front of his eyes. Life may be a game, but the stakes are all too real. Eventual poly/small 'harem' (like 2-3 partners max). Rated M for language.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,575 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 6/22/2021 - OC, Jaune A.
Take What Is Yours by MistressWinowyll reviews
The next book in Get What You Wanted. Moka is left to deal with the actions she has placed herself in and suffer the consequences. Surprises and the unexpected are brought to surface. What was supposed to be out of reach is now no longer so. Rated M
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 191,619 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/22/2022 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
A Popular Guy by Selene Sokal reviews
Yang had always thought of snooping through her teammates' diaries as part of her Big Sister's prerogative. What she found, however, set her on a quest to answer a question she never thought she'd ask: Just -how- many girls are into Jaune Arc?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 500 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Yang X.L., Team RWBY, Coco A. - Complete
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
(AU) What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... (Rated M for adult content)
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 371,609 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 402 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
Sekirei: Guardian of the North by HistoricalHijinks reviews
If you had the chance to fight, to put others at risk to gain yourself power, would you do it? Or would you destroy the world, if that is what it took to protect those you love? Minato/Harem
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,867 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato S., No. 08/Yume
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,464 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16037 - Favs: 25,385 - Follows: 22,173 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Darkness That Binds Him by XxKageTenshixX reviews
Abandoned by the one's he loved, Naruto Uzumaki has been left to live his life in a cell for a wrong that he did not commit. But when the truth finally emerges, can his friends proove themselves to him once again or are they too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,548 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 5,582 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Freezing: Hearts of Ice by lord of the land of fire reviews
Kazuya Aoi is the ultimate prize; the strongest Limiter in the world. Now which Pandora will claim him?
Freezing/フリージング - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,835 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8156 - Favs: 6,629 - Follows: 6,212 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
A Choice Made Blind by Soulblazer87 reviews
From my A Breath And A Moment fic, due to requesting, comes the expanded version of the future under 'Your Choice Made Blind'. I hope you enjoy this.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Aqua S., Tsukune A. - Complete
The Pale Moon's Love by FlexRhysode1 reviews
Naruto comes back after training with Jiraiya for 3 years, to find he wasn’t the only one who grew stronger and matured. Naruto goes on a quest to bring back Sasuke and the Akatsuki interfere. But Hinata's grown as well, and won't let anyone hurt Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Get What You Wanted by MistressWinowyll reviews
Moka and Tsukune have been together for years now, but have come to an impasse. What lengths will she go to get what she wants? How far will he let it go to deny her? M for strong and intense scenes.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 230,635 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 513 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Missing Spark by The Island Hopper reviews
As an adult, Calvin had lived his life on his own terms, following his own rules. Now with the death of his father, he is called back to his childhood home once more to face his demons and reconnect with old friends, even ones that aren't human. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Naruto of the Uzumaki Clan by Phibriglex reviews
Based off of what is known of the Uzumaki clan. Naruto is taken from the village at the age of 6 to learn Uzumaki Fuinjutsu from his grandfather. Coming back 10 years later, he will make himself known to the world. Strong/Smart Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Sekirei: The Fallen Sekirei by DarkSwordMage reviews
This is a 'what if' Karasuba killed Musubi before Yume could sacrifice herself to save her, the idea being how would everything be different with Yume instead of Musubi. This story will be written from Yume's and Minato's POV's and be 1st person.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,406 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznx reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Claws and Kisses by AgLingua42 reviews
What if Haihane had never been accepted into the Disciplinary Squad? What if she found a certain dark haired Ashikabi and he caught the reapers eye? What will they do in this crazy game called the Sekirei Plan?
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,515 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 10,697 - Follows: 4,251 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
To Live is So Much Harder by Lord Talon reviews
After defeating his enemies and keeping his promise to the woman he loves, Naruto's life is happier than ever before. Life, however, can shatter even the strongest of men.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,231 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Wind Flower by lord of the land of fire reviews
Beautiful, mysterious, and unpredictable Kazehana is one of a kind. Surely such an amazing woman would never be interested in someone as ordinary as Minato? What might have been had Kazehana been his first.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 814 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 1,688 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Minato's One and Only Wife by lord of the land of fire reviews
Minato's ordinary life changes forever when he meets a sekirei and is drawn into the struggle that is the Sekirei Plan. To say nothing of the challenges of being with the lovely and angry Tsukiumi, Minato's one and only wife.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,680 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 1,287 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6311 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 10,176 - Follows: 2,948 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 6,171 - Follows: 1,947 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Seven Birthday Disasters for Harry Potter by Jason Thompson reviews
The night his parents died, Sirius Black cast aside revenge to care for the infant Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean everything was alright for the Boy-Who-Lived. Honks and Other Harry-pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 8,902 - Follows: 5,382 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R. Title image by user Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
This Never Happened to Superman by Jason Thompson reviews
Peter's having Girl Trouble
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete