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Joined 04-13-11, id: 2842690, Profile Updated: 01-04-14
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Anastasia, American McGee's Alice, and Web Shows.

"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"


Check out Musicstuck on my sister TheJon'sHoneybee's page! I helped write it!

Link to deviantArt- http://theirishangel.deviantart.com/

Link to tumblr- http://megtheirishangel.tumblr.com/


PREVIOUS KNOWN AS CUTSTHEMUSTARD

Let me start by saying I am terribly sorry to any of the people who find this via deviantArt and tumblr. This was started when I was really weaboo-ish and yaoi is littered in these pages. Trust me on this, I've matured completely so please do not talk to me about anime because I do not care for it.


THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE NONE OF THESE WILL BE FINISHED STOP ASKING ME TO FINISH THEM IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WILL CONTINUE THEM


Name- Meg, just call me Meg

Gender- Lady

Age- Old enough

Appreance- Light brown, luscious (obnoxious) wavy hair and green eyes. Pale due to the fact that I never leave the house. Usually wearing a black beanie or a bandana

Favorite Color- Purple and yellow

Hobbies- writing, painting, drawing, singing, listening to music, playing video games, procrastinating, sleeping for 100 years, and not working

Favorite Music Genre- Swing, Jazz, Folk, Folk Metal

Favorite Movie- The Untouchables, The Prince of Egypt, Anything Disney (That isn't Disney Channel or bad sequels), All the Harry Potters (Minus the sixth) V for Vendetta, Valkeriye, Beetlejuice, SAW, True Grit

Favorite Book- Every Single Harry Potter (especially the fifth), A Series of Unfortunate Events, Thor, The Avengers, Hawkeye, Watchmen, Maus, Steampunk!, The Guardians of Childhood

Favorite Show- Scrubs, Beetlejuice, Supernatural, Adventure Time, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Hannibal

Favorite Games- Kingdom Hearts 2, Kingdom Hearts- Birth By Sleep, Castlevania: Judgement, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Alice: Madness Returns, Assassins Creed: Brotherhood, L.A Noire, Assassin's Creed 2, Amnesia, Portal 2, The Darkness 2, BIOSHOCK!!!, The Dishwasher- Vampire Smile, Bioshock Infinite. Team Fortress 2, Borderlands 2

Favorite Actor- Stephen Merchant, J.K Simmons, Nolan North, Patrick Seitz, Cripsen Freeman, Tobin Bell

Favorite Quote-

"I expect chocolate for breakfast. If you're not sick by mid morning, you're not doing it right." (The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"Zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, plant those beans..." (my friend playing Zombies Farm in English class)

"Whether you return by book or the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." (J.K Rowling)

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The Angry Library Aide by AozoraNoShita reviews
College AU, Romerica. Alfred hides in the library after a fight with his arch-nemesis. Lovino the Library Aide is not amused. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,083 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/27/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano
Mats og Joa by SomeSnowInShell reviews
Joa is finally getting better, but in the same time, secrets are starting to unfold and Audun is left confused. Just what has happened between Mats and Joa in the past? Nordic-centered AU. DenNor, IceLiech, SuFin etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,746 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Norway, Iceland
Antonio by MaplePirate reviews
'Street rat', Antonio grimaced at the insult thrown at him. Of course, he had to use the word street rat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,569 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Ravishing by xXRose-the-MagicatXx reviews
They thought it would stop her...They though it was euphoria...They thought wrong. WARNING: CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE! AU, Android!Wheatley, Android!Glados
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Dormstuck by bb88 reviews
For captchalogue. Two things in college will always suck: roommates and freshman year. Too bad Karkat Vantas is on his second attempt for both. Multiple pairings, focus on Sollux/Karkat. College AU.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,298 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
Missed Call by 9peggy reviews
Hey, it's…it's me. I just called to say…I'm sorry….
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Contents Under Pressure by HosekiDragon reviews
OS. Chell takes the car through the wash. Wheatley does not enjoy the experience.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Arachnophobia by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Wheatley comes across a spider for the first time. Hilarity ensues. My birthday gift to the wonderful conquerorwurm! Happy Birthday!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Over the Rainbow by Lily-L-Bell reviews
A retelling of L. Frank Baum's The Wizard of Oz, with a bit of Hetalia. Tino has come to the land of Oz where he meets a loud Danish Scarecrow, an stifled Norwegian Tin Woodsman, and a socially awkward Swedish lion. Will he ever get home to Helsinki?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,842 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Shopping With Hetalia by czieskara reviews
Go shopping with your favorite Hetalia characters! Chapter 9 up! Lengthy..! Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,097 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011
The Bet by Lumoa reviews
When someone kisses you, and then moves away you'd think that would be it. But when Antonio comes back from Spain he wants Lovino to be his again. Except Lovino now hates Antonio...which sucks for Lovino because Antonio isn't going to let go that easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The gun by Abby-Flourite reviews
in memory of all the students who were lost. so i don't own this i just really love this story. it was published by an anymonous person. i just wanted to spread this around and this was the best way i could think of. i cried the first time i read this.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Mornings by IceyPassion reviews
Arthur really doesn't like to be disturbed in the morning. Especially by a certain Spanish man... UkxSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
100 Things Romania Isn't Allowed To Do by Lalliey reviews
My list of things that Romania isn't allowed to do. Only warning is for... a creepy blood obsession?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
The Best Advice by BlackRitual reviews
The best-and only- piece of advice Gamzee's lusus ever gave him was "Don't go near the ocean". A drabble with Little!Gamzee perhaps showing why.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Of Germans, Prussians and Random Times by Liila6241 reviews
A collection of GermanyXPrussia oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
No Matter How Far by Gir Crazy reviews
"'I think you have the wrong person,' you said through gritted teeth, your voice touched with a tremble I'm sure you were trying to restrain." Droog's POV. Rated for some violence and language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Lips of an Angel by DreamReader757 reviews
Songfic. Austria receives a phone call in the middle of the night from Hungary and old feelings arise. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
You're China! by I jizz Sparkly Unicorns reviews
England confronts America on the basis that he knows nothing about the war in Iraq. Scrubs scene gone wild Hetalia No pairings oh darn! I know right? Just humor
Crossover - Scrubs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America - Complete
The Troubles of Being the Tsundere Couple by kaya's window reviews
A story exploring the workings of the tsundere in love. Make that two of them! It's the tsundere x tsundere tea couple written in the first person. The entire world knows that they are in love. Only they do not know it! -England x China-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Nightmares On Warm Summer Nights by RishiGenki reviews
Early summer - with nights normally associated with happy memories of families, and bright nights together under the stars - always brought that child nightmares. No pairings, just a fluff-drabble oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sealand, Sweden - Complete
The Awesome, Fantastic, Crazy Journey to Norway's! by D.S.W.N.F.O.S reviews
Denmark is forced to drive Iceland up to Norway's house, however, he hasn't driven in a while, plus he didn't know about the geography of Norway...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Denmark, Iceland
The Wall by Haneru reviews
Germany can and will not see his brother for many years after WWII, this is his regrets and hope for a better future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
You're a Wizard, Eri by Shuricel reviews
A last minute intervention by Doctor Scratch lands a troll in the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
Nazis, Guns, and Love by Kawaii Seishin reviews
Poland's house is being stormed by Nazis led by Lithuania! How will this turn out? WW2 history fail, LietPol, T for yaoi and graphic scenes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Lazy Mornings by ChibiKabra reviews
Because there's nothing quite like waking up to your Italian lover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Kiss on a Bruise by ry0kiku reviews
If Spain were to describe the days he spent with England, it'll be like a gentle kiss on a bruise. UKSpain. Because seme!England deserves his own warning. Oneshot. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Book Carrying by Spazzcat-Katori reviews
He fell while carrying his books home through the park. Alfred helped him up. No pairings, some dark themes. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
I Love You Too by XxCatalinaxX reviews
In which Lovino visits his fratello and feelings are shared.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Swan Lake by Delightfuliza reviews
She was a princess placed under an enchantment by a jealous sorcerer. He was a handsome prince. They met and fell in love. There could be no problems with that, right? Wrong. The story of Swan Lake. ThaixViet and HongxTaiwan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Vietnam, Thailand - Complete
Love in a New Key by Natomania reviews
PruAus fanfic, Austria's point of view. Austria and Prussia spend some time together, with a sweet ending. My first fanfiction ever. Ahaha. ; Rated K for very mild swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Take Me Away by Ace Aero reviews
These memories of that time... I hated it. I hated it all. WW2 flashbacks
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/2/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Nighttime by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
Leaning over the brat's cradle he's met by a pair of teary green eyes. Weakly, the babe reaches out to Scotland; his lower lip still trembling. Swatting the child's small hands away Scotland hisses "I ain't pickin' ya up brat." One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
When You See It Promise Me by Dahls reviews
Romano realizes that Spain isn't so nice to everyone else. Spamano fluff, child!Romano. The Philippines makes a brief appearance. List of warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
anks bwother! by Red Hot Holly Berries reviews
Scotland is pissed. He's trying to take care of his little brother, but that little ingrate shrinks away from him! What did he do to earn such an ungrateful distrust? He wonders, but the answer is painfully simple: "Ev'rythin'" fluffy thing, no incest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
I'll Drink To That by Lumoa reviews
"Romano, I love you." "Y-You don't mean that bastard...You're d-drunk!...You won't e-e-even r-remember this in the morning!" "Romano, if I do remember this, which I will, will you kiss me?" One-Shot, rated for light sexual content and Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
hetalia prayers! by karimariesk reviews
prayers hetalia style! sumary fail! xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Marriage by Boogily reviews
Austria tries convince Hungary to sleep with him, and fails. Not to be taken seriously.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Austria, Hungary
England: The best HusbandFather in the world by Hasegawa reviews
What happen when China was away for a day and England was left to tend Hong Kong for a day? Pairings: UK X China. A fic for SjinyutuS. humor one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Dancing with Death by bubblegum-buddy reviews
Grell asks his lady to dance at the Viscount's ball. The problem is, he can't dance. At all. .:Butler!Grell x Madame Red:.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Trust by LongliveA.Monk reviews
After a night of passion with Havoc, Fuery wakes up in his bed...alone.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
The Cold War by jankisu02 reviews
Never once did I think bed creaks could sound like gun shots, moans like cries, sweat to blood and huffs sounding like goodbyes...America's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Promises at the Berlin Wall by Yufi867 reviews
Prussia and Germany, a cut in their life. The Berlin wall was a punishment to most.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Prussia, Germany
The Wall by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Twenty years ago today, the Berlin Wall fell down. Twenty years ago, two brothers, friends, lovers, were reunited. Second and third chapter is an option to those who want it and want it to be smut. Germancest, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia
Mr Cellophane by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Matthew sings about how no one ever notices him. A song fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Canada - Complete
A Pirate's Prize by Alexis Palmer reviews
Arthur Kirkland/England has just captured his newest prize, Antonio/Spain. But he finds this prize needs some... convincing. Warning: contains rape and violence. Uses human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2008 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
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Russia in Saint Petersburg reviews
Ivan never saw if his princess made it out alive that night they were separated. Now he finds himself on an adventure to Paris with a girl who acts just like the princess he lost. Is it possible that they are the same girl? UPDATE: STOP ASKING ME TO FINISH THIS I AM NOT GOING TO I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
Crossover - Anastasia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anya/Anastasia, Russia - Complete
Simply Splendid reviews
No it wasn't the masked guy… it was something… different… Something I've never seen before… That thing that's stalking you? I think it was like that… but maybe worse…
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Escort reviews
Before meeting Alice Liddell, Arthur never understood madness. One outing later, his is shown the true making of a mad girl's mind. However, this madness does not take away from the feelings in his heart. She, after all, a strange, mad, beautiful girl…
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Alice, England/Britain
Thank You For Believing reviews
After loosing his job, France looses all hope in a perfect Christmas. However Canada assures France that since he believes everything will be fine. Is Canada right? Chibi!Canada fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
The Hardest Part Is Leaving You reviews
The Iron Curtain is gone so shouldn't Ludwig's life be better? It could be if his older brother wasn't acting so strange... After his brother goes on trip to the store, will Ludwig's life ever be the same? Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete