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Joined 12-03-00, id: 28431, Profile Updated: 09-03-12
Author has written 25 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pet Shop of Horrors, Deadwood, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Misc. Movies, Closer, Major Crimes, and James Bond.

The fandoms I've listed here are New Teen Titans (1980s glory days), Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005 Burton film), Petshop of Horrors, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Closer. Most (but not all) of my writing is SLASH. Please don't read if that offends you.

I've written several other Petshop of Horrors fanfics under the name of raison d'etat. You can find them at www.fanfiction.net/raisondetat, if you like. I'll probably leave them there, instead of going to the hassle of trying to move them to this profile. I'm vain and would hate to lose all the reviews.

Several of my fics aren't archived here (including my Snape/Harry "Tea" series), so if you want to see what else I've written, it'd be better for you to go to my website, which is linked above.

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Laws of Attraction by Major Roon reviews
After several encounters, Brenda begins to question her and Raydor's relationship and comes to realize that there's more between them than mere animosity. Some Brenda/Fritz, mostly Brenda/Sharon in its early stages for now. Read Spoiler Warning!
Closer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,567 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Everlasting Light by ohyellowbird reviews
Daily, he drowns in her. In her secret smiles and in her laugh, in the spun gold of her braided hair.
Borgias - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Cesare B., Lucrezia B. - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Vide Cor Tuum by Cornix reviews
Tiberias has a belated revelation, or possibly more than one. Set after Kerak.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
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The Spy Who Loved M reviews
Immediately following the events of "Untouchable," James Bond has to learn—yet again—that everything has a consequence, and that trust can matter more than love.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3, M. Penny, Q 3 - Complete
Untouchable reviews
Summary: Inspired by a prompt on the bondkink meme on Livejournal. Sometime between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall, Bond and M have been drugged with an aphrodisiac.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
La Vita Nuova reviews
The third and final part of the Sharing the Road series. Three years after the events of "The Room and the Road" and "The Rabbit Hunters," life goes on for Beatrice Masters. (Thanks to Luthien for the beta and encouragement!)
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
The Rabbit Hunters reviews
Part Two of the Sharing the Road series: a sequel to "The Room and the Road." Raoul Silva doesn't kill so easily, and 007 and M have only one more chance to take him down. There's only one problem: he's not 007 anymore. And she's not M. Who are they now, and what will they become together?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Hell or High Water reviews
A high school AU for The Closer. Brenda is the overachieving cheerleading captain and presumptive valedictorian who has her eye on Georgetown University. And she really, really hates the new history teacher who hails from New York. Why does Miss Raydor get under her skin so badly, especially when she hardly seems to notice Brenda in return?
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,669 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
The Room and the Road reviews
AU for Skyfall. What if Q hadn't spotted Silva on the tube train and Bond hadn't made it to the inquiry in time? Please note the warnings.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
1109 reviews
Rusty and Sharon have always known that life isn't fair, but hope is a hard thing to kill. Set between episodes 1x07 and 1x08.
Major Crimes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2012 - S. Raydor, Rusty B. - Complete
She Likes a Prizefight reviews
[The Devil Wears Prada] Miranda x Andy FEMSLASH. Don't read if that offends you. Set after the film ends.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,992 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Toe Tapping Fun reviews
Set during the film, before Lecter is transported to Memphis. Clarice Starling is going to make Hannibal Lecter an offer that, frankly, he can't afford to refuse.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Thy Best, Thy Heavenly Friend reviews
Set directly after the Season One finale, Sold Under Sin. Al Swearengen and Seth Bullock didn't quite finish their little talk. AlxSeth SLASH.
Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Drabble Sequence: Ten Years Later reviews
This drabble sequence was written for the psohdrabbles community on LJ. Prompt: ten years later. WARNING: character death.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Sadie, Sadie reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
In Camelot reviews
Guess who's coming to dinner? Wilbur Wonka, D.D.S., visits his son's factory for the first time.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2005
Special Recognition reviews
Willy Wonka has so much to teach Charlie Bucket about running a business.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2005
Noise reviews
A prequel to my fic "War Begets Quiet", from Snape's POV. SS/HP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
War Begets Quiet reviews
You can't always get what you want. Snape/Harry SLASH. Not a part of the "Tea" or "Coffee" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh, Just This Once reviews
Prequel to "Your Horoscope For Today." How that unlikely union came about. WARNING: Snape/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Your Horoscope For Today reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rounded With A Sleep reviews
The Terminator makes plans; Kory takes a shower (woo hoo!) and has a dream that could change the course of her life – not to mention the fate of the universe.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2001
Many Movements reviews
Part 7 of the "Fire and Ice" series,with cameo appearances by Wonder Woman and the Terminator. The Titans shuffle around a little on the great chessboard o' life.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2001
First Night Home reviews
On New Tamaran after the events of NEW TITANS 130, Koriand'r ruminates on the direction her life has taken.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2001
Friendly Persuasion reviews
Starfire has a proposal for Raven. Sequel to "I Can Do This."
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/1/2001
Delaying A Decision reviews
Raven thinks she's made up her mind, but something happens. Sequel to "Cold Reflections."
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/8/2001
First Kiss reviews
Starfire finds a way to thank Raven for rescuing her...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2000
Bedroll reviews
Starfire offers Raven friendship on a cold night.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/3/2000