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whump/(h)wəmp/

noun: a dull, thudding sound.

verb: to make a thudding sound.

fandom: A fandom term, commonly used by fan fiction authors to describe physical and/or mental abuse laid on a character in a story. Commonly used by author "Jellymeat" to beat the crap out of her favourite characters for her own vicious enjoyment.

Most stories contain varying amounts of whumpage.

Most stories have citrus flavouring

Stories are updated when I can: full time job and freelancing speed bumps or what have you

(Feb 2015 - Also marriage planning and celebrating, house buying, masters degree finishing and crazy work schedule speedbumps too. I am still alive. I am still writing Ilk. I am still finding a place for TLT. Time is just not my friend.)

Stories

- Ilk: After battling the Avengers, Loki returns home a prisoner. However, when another threatens Odin's realm, it is he who must seek help to save Asgard - even at the cost of his life. ON HIATUS - IM WRITIN MAH THESIS

- The Last Ticket: ON HIATUS. REMOVED.

Due to the content of this story, I have chosen to remove The Last Ticket from Fanfiction.net, which does not support the level of violence and adult themes The Last Ticket contains. This is my choice, and I feel that it respects the rules and regulations as set by Fanfiction.net. I also feel more comfortable posting such a story into a less-conspicuous site.

I will leave a note here in my profile when I have re-configured and re-posted the story. It will always be available for those who have enjoyed it. The site will be something like Livejournal and it will be a closed site (ie: joining/friending necessary). I'm not doing this just for friending purposes, it is just the best way I can think of to "password protect" the story. I apologize for the inconvenience, but I feel this is best option available.

I do hope to continue The Last Ticket one day, but I must stress the importance of my career and study, which comes first.

Thank you for your patience and continued support. Watch this space.

Sparkly.

- Number One Fan: ON HIATUS. REMOVED. Will be reposted - see The Last Ticket note.

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Domesticity by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,823 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Poker Face by inkasrain reviews
Tony Stark pulls a slightly curved metal plate from his pocket like an abused handkerchief.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Failhard by Algol H reviews
Because somebody has to make fun of Failsafe, or else we're all just going to cry ourselves to sleep. Now updated for Disordered and Season Two.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy
Linchpin by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
The Heroes of the world have a *BIG* problem when Robin - yes, Robin - is kidnapped from Gotham City Academy. The big deal, other than the obvious? He was Dick Grayson at the time!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Jason T./Robin II, Richard G./Robin - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You Still Breaks You Down by midnightluck reviews
Gotham is a harsh mistress, and one night in a dark alley, Commissioner Gordon learns a lesson about family and pain, about secrets and keeping them, and about what it means to live.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
It's a Grand Intervention by Debris K reviews
Rimmer/Lister slash ficlet, Rimmer's POV: 'Outside this pocket of reality were actual people with actual bodies and feelings, who might do him some actual smegging good.'
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
Vignette by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru yaoi. Sasuke dreams back to the days when his life was perfect, and awakes to find that in some ways, it still is. From Naruto's POV, much swearing and anger. Some humor and angst added now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
Wasted Years by Mizerable reviews
Had they known the paths their choices would lead them to, would they have changed anything? A bitter introspective about people learning what it means to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,224 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sinister Game by Teriyaki Chicken reviews
Full Metal Panic. Final Chapter. Kaname and Sousuke fight for their future against a seemingly invincible foe... But, then, Kaname discovers a way to win.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,396 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Ilk reviews
After the battle on Earth, Loki returns home a prisoner. However, when another threatens Odin's realm, it is he who must save Asgard. Badly injured, Loki seeks the aid of the Avengers, while someone else will have the heart of the would-be King. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day and other poignant idioms. IRONFROST. Loki whump.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,464 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.