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Joined 04-14-11, id: 2844523, Profile Updated: 10-21-13
Author has written 15 stories for Chuck.

I live in beautiful Colorado. Married. One kid. Two dogs.

Hey! If you want, come find me on Twitter and say hello @quistie64.

The Sound of Music-verse:

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music - Chuck is a computer nerd who has seven children. Sarah is tasked with keeping him and his children safe from the evil clutches of Fulcrum. And yes, there is singing. This story uses the classic The Sound of Music as a framework which informs and influences the story, but it is very much a Chuck story. Don't judge a story by its title. (Complete) Winner of three 2012 Awesome Awards: the Chuck Bartowski Award for Best Overall Story, the Sarah Walker Bartowski Award for the Best "Charah" Story, and the Dr. Eleanor Bartowski Woodcomb Award for Best Fluff Story. Download the ebook at CI for your reading ease.

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music: Christmas Can't Be Very Far Away - Sarah celebrates her first Christmas with the family. (Complete)

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music II - The mildly anticipated sequel to, unsurprisingly, Chuck vs. the Sound of Music. Chuck, Sarah and their seven kids navigate life filled with friends, family and spies. Also, their search for Frost and Orion takes the family across Europe where they have plenty of missions and adventures. After 500,000 words, 55 chapters and 19 months of writing, it is now complete. Download the ebook here.

Chuck vs. the Sound of Music II: Operation BiB - Chuck and the kids are up to something and Sarah has no idea what it's all about.

Check out my blog, ChuckvsSOM if you would like to see photos and some other fun things connected with the stories.

I seem to have somehow managed to make a bit of another universe, too. If you are new to the stories and want to get into the flow, I would suggest you read them in this order:

Sarah vs. The New Car - Sarah needs to get a new car after her Porsche explodes during CAT Squad. Everyone has their own opinion as to what car Sarah should buy. Top Gear references abound. (Complete) The talented and gracious Frea O'Scanlin converted this story to e-book for your downloading and reading pleasure. You can find it at the Castle Inanity blog here.

Chuck vs. The Ninja Librarian - my first story. Chuck and Sarah use the resources of a librarian to help take down Vivian Volkoff. Look for the Holy Grail references. (Complete) Find the ebook here.

A Maui Honeymoon - a one-shot of Chuck and Sarah's honeymoon. Pretty self-explanatory. (Complete)

Return of the Ninja Librarian - a sequel to Chuck vs.The Ninja Librarian. The number one priority for Team Bartowski is to get the Intersect out of Morgan's head. They need the assistance of the Ninja Librarian, as opposed to a rubber mallet. Even though there is adventure, there is plenty of good, fluffy Charah, too. (Complete)

These are some one-shots that don't really fit in the above universe:

Chuck vs. the Incident Report - Sarah's not happy with Chuck after he lied to her in "Chuck vs. the Curse." Co-winner of the 2012 General Diane Beckman Award for Best Story, Drabble. (Complete)

The Adorable Psycho on the Clock - A take on what happens right after Chuck and Sarah's wedding, only Sarah is the Adorable Psycho, the character created by Wepdiggy. There may be federal prison in their futures. (Complete)

Wonderful Tonight - a one-shot songfic of Eric Clapton's song, unsurprisingly entitled, "Wonderful Tonight." Chuck and Sarah go to Chuck's high school reunion and the song informs the story. Sweet, cheesy, fluffy Charah goodness. (Complete)

Chuck and Sarah vs. The Two Packages - The team is in a precarious position and must protect two very important packages. Family fun. (Complete)

Shaw's Secret Revealed - My entry into jaytoyz's Kill Shaw-a-thon. Shaw has an embarrassing secret. And dies a horrible death. Because really, can Shaw ever die enough? (Complete)

Other stuff:

I'm also currently co-authoring a story, Spies and Nerds, with the wonderful and talented Frea O'Scanlin. It's written under the pen name of Quistie O'Scanlin and is a take off of the musical Guys and Dolls. It's crazy fun. You should check it out.

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Chuck Versus the Con Game by Steampunk.Chuckster reviews
AU. Chuck and Sarah are partners in the con game. It's an existence wrought with danger and violence. Every day could be their last. Every mission could be the end of the line.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 394,928 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
That Which is Greater: Winter Break by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Six adults, one five-year-old, one oversized half-grown dog, one week in the snow at Lake Tahoe. But no matter the temperature outside, things may just be heating up...
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,334 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck and Sarah vs The Veterans by BDaddyDL reviews
Chuck and Sarah are surprised by the Woodcomb's in a whole new way. Not Awesome Bro..CO WRITTEN by QUISTIE64 Final Chapter is up.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
My Girl Sarah by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
The year is 1949, the town, Chicago. P.I. Charles Carmichael is down on his luck—he hasn't had any new clients, his office is a mess, he's misplaced his secretary, and now there's a missing wag people want him to find. Chuck takes the case, leading to madcap adventures with crooked cops, crime lords and maybe a Soviet or two. But what does Chuck want? He wants his secretary back.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,547 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
That Which is Greater by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
What if, instead of being sent to an unattached Buy More worker, the Intersect winds up in the mind of a man with a life...and a daughter? Chuck, Sarah, and even Casey face hard truths about spying, life, and duty in this alternate telling of canon.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,184 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah Vs The Strong Swimmer by jaytoyz reviews
Sarah accepts a mission in Burbank that will lead to a drastic change in her life. AU after season 1,ep.1.I'm shite at summaries. Can promise-NO SHAW! Can't promise-THIS STORY WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD! Definitely Charah. See what you think and tell me!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,839 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Chuck vs the Temple of Doom by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
In order to save a bus full of penniless orphans, Chuck, Sarah, and Casey must take on the CIA's Temple of Doom. What they encounter there would scar anybody for life...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The Abbey by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It should be easy: Matthew Crawley, after all, has a spotless record. But not everything is as it seems at the mysterious organization that calls itself The Abbey, and even worse, the spy he's assigned to bring in from the cold wants nothing to do with him. Now it's Matthew vs. Mary in a battle of lies, spies, and double-talk, and they'll need all of their wits to survive.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,110 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
Set, Spike, Dive! by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Chuck never expected to even make it to the Olympics. Everything is working against him: he's too tall for a diver, too inexperienced for a medal, too much of a wildcard to really make his mark. But an unexpected meeting at the airport, some intriguing new friends, and a whirlwind romance on the sand just might set up London 2012 as the time of Chuck Bartowski's life.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,691 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Rogue Spy by Crumby reviews
When a rogue spy from Chuck Bartowski's past shows up to help him during his first solo mission, Chuck hopes that he'll finally find out what happened to Sarah Walker. Post-S2 AU.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,852 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
What Fates Impose by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Joining the CIA wasn't anything like Chuck Bartowski hoped—five years in a bunker just sucks. When Bryce Larkin sends him the Intersect, it's up to Chuck and Bryce's ex-partner Sarah to deal with the fallout of Bryce's betrayal and save the day. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 479,027 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
A Common Spy Problem by Kate McK reviews
Chuck and Sarah slipped in the shower. Now they have to deal with exes, family, James Bond, a rock star, General Beckman and Casey, on top of the major shift in their relationship.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,615 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Spies and Nerds by Quistie O'Scanlin reviews
In a world where the Intersect went to Ellie, and Chuck is trying to save the Buy More from bankruptcy, it's up to Sarah Walker to come in and save the day...but does the nerd get the spy?
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,696 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Unexpected Attachments by retropanda37 reviews
Sarah is baffled when a little boy she rescues on a mission forms an attachment to her, forcing her to face long-buried aspects of herself and come to terms with her feelings for Chuck. Set in Season 2.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,436 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
That Which is Greater: New Year's Eve by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
And Sarah thought Christmas Day was going to be the most trying time of the holidays with her asset and his lovable five-year-old. But Christmas Day has nothing on the events leading up to the New Year, events that could tear them all apart.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Happy Birthday Quistie64 by Nervert reviews
Lester sings about his troubled past to the tune of Purple Rain
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Lester, Jeff - Complete
Chuck and Sarah vs The Producer by AgentInWaiting reviews
A birthday fic for quistie64! After the events of "Chuck vs. The Curse" Sarah is on the warpath! Will Josh Schwartz survive?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
quistie64's Awesome Aladdin Birthday Surprise by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Chuck, Sarah, Morgan, and Casey deal with the Intersect, memory loss, and taking on the bad guys...to the tune of songs from the Disney movie Aladdin. Happy birthday, quistie64! This is all your fault. Lyrics by mxpw and myself.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Grease: The Chuck Revival by Kate McK reviews
CIA scientist Orion went off grid, taking the Intersect prototype with him. In an effort to find him, the Agency sends an agent-in-training, Sarah Walker, back to high school to find out exactly how much Orion's son knows about his dad's disappearance.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
That Which is Greater: A Thanksgiving to Remember by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's Thanksgiving and Sarah is discovering that with the Bartowski family, you'll never look at Thanksgiving the same way again. Set between the original Greater and That Which is Greater: Happiest Place on Earth.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,338 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs The Tank Top by Doc in Oz reviews
Set between seasons one and two. Chuck is forced to help Sarah take her clothes off.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
That Which is Greater: Trick or Treat by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
A lost bet means there's a theme for the Bartowski clan costumes this year, but is everybody happy about it? Six-year-old sugar highs and crazy costumes clash in this family snapshot of what Halloween might be like with Violet Bartowski.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Three Day Tour by Michael66 reviews
What would happen if Sarah had had a little time alone with Chuck without her every move and word recorded and scrutinized? For your consideration; an early second season AU story. Sorry, no Lamborghinis.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,397 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Watch by sharpasamarble reviews
Season 1 AU. Just when Chuck finally seemed to have figured out things with Sarah, Chuck discovers a frightening secret, making him wonder whom he can trust and triggering events which could have catastrophic consequences for everyone he cares about.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,954 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bryce L., Chuck B., Casey/Alex C., Sarah W.
Daniel Shaw Vs A Hot Date by jaytoyz reviews
For those of you who are waiting fro me to teel a story of Daniel and Sarah and Carina...fluffy and naughty...well, move along...noting you want to see here. Pure SHATE drivel and song fic...sorta...I've mellowed...I don't kill him...directly...implied?
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Daniel S., Beckman
That Which is Greater: The Happiest Place on Earth by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
In Anaheim sits 85 acres packed with people, animatronics, very few exits, and surrounded by traffic slower than your average tortoise. Sounds like the perfect place to take the number one intelligence asset in the country...and his 5-year-old daughter.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Sarah vs The Search Engine by Doc in Oz reviews
The much hyped and highly anticipated sequel to The Summer Cold, Which was itself a sequel to Sarah vs The Fan Fiction. Still can't find a real plot. Just a bunch of stuff happening. If it's funny, that's probably luck.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
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Chuck vs the Sound of Music II: A Merry Little Christmas reviews
It's Christmas morning and the Bartowski/Woodcomb clan celebrate it with a new family member.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Sound of Music II reviews
The code nerd, the spy and their seven children are back, navigating life through a revolving door of spies, friends and family while searching for Frost and Orion. Don't let the word count discourage you from giving it a try. It's shorter than "War and Peace" and has a lot less Russians. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 506,742 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Sound of Music: Christmas Can't Be Very Far Away reviews
As her first Christmas with Chuck and the kids approaches, Sarah takes part in family traditions both old and new.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Sound of Music II: Operation BiB reviews
Secrets, shenanigans, and sleights of hand! How will Sarah react when Chuck and the kids execute a covert mission she knows nothing about?
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Return of the Ninja Librarian reviews
Priority one for Team Bartowski is to get the Intersect out of Morgan's head. This will require the assistance of a certain ninja librarian, not a rubber mallet. Begins at the end of "Chuck vs. the Cliffhanger."
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,783 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
That Which is Greater: Man's Best Friend? reviews
Becoming a handler is no easy task, and an uncooperative asset could send this whole thing...to the dogs?
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Incident Report reviews
What REALLY happened between Chuck and Sarah at the end of "Chuck vs. the Curse."
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Sound of Music reviews
AU. Chuck, nerd extraordinaire, is a man with seven children and Sarah must protect them all from Fulcrum's evil designs. Warning: there will be singing. Winner of three 2012 Awesome Awards: The Chuck Bartowski Award for Best Overall Story, Sarah Walker Bartowski Award for the Best "Charah" Story, & Dr. Eleanor Bartowski Woodcomb Award for Best Fluff Story. Read the sequel, too.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 132,337 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
The Adorable Psycho on the Clock reviews
Chuck and Sarah have something they need to do, but things keep getting in the way and time keeps passing. For Frea's birthday!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
A Maui Honeymoon reviews
One-shot of Chuck and Sarah's honeymoon. Sun, sand and sunblock fluffiness.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah vs The New Car reviews
Sarah's beloved Porsche has been destroyed and she must now get a new car. Easy, right? Not when everyone has an opinion on what she should get. Fun with the whole gang and of course lots of good Charah interactions.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck and Sarah vs The Two Packages reviews
With the help of Team Bartowski, Chuck must defend both their base and one of the packages while Sarah delivers the other. One-shot drabble.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Wonderful Tonight reviews
One-shot songfic of Eric Clapton's classic, "Wonderful Tonight." 100% cheesy, fluffy Charah goodness.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Ninja Librarian reviews
Chuck and Sarah use the resources of a ninja librarian to take down Vivian Volkoff. That's right. I said "Ninja Librarian."
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,506 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Shaw's Secret Revealed reviews
Shaw has a secret, one that will lead to his timely death. My entry into jaytoyz Kill-Shaw-athon
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Daniel S. - Complete