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Hiya! I'm a really weird middle-schooler! Here's some random facts about me:

School started a loooooong time ago. Now I don't have anymore time to update my story. Well, technically I have the time, but I am more in the habit of reading other people's work than writing my own. -_-ll

JEEEEZ, I HAVEN'T UPDATED ANYTHING IN LIKE FOREVER.

I read "The Hobbit", "The Lord of the Rings", "The Silmarillion, and "Unfinished Tales of Numenor and Middle Earth". I am trying to obtain copies of The History of Middle Earth and The Road Goes Ever On. I want to watch the movies too, if I can get me filthy pirate hands on them. Along with Thor, Ironman 1 and 2 and any of the other Marvel movies.

Over the summer, my friends got me hooked on Hetalia. I do my best not to drag it into everything.

Favorite things to do: Read fanfictions, review fanfictions, read books, memorize useless things, annoy my brother, swim, draw, surf the Internet, etc.

Favorite Books: Classics, but fiction and fantasy in general will do. I love to read comics now and then, particularly Garfield and the Adventures of Tintin when I can get my hands on them.

Favorite Movies/TV shows: Pirates of the Caribbean movies 1-4, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Avatar (both series), Puss in Boots (2011), The Adventures of Tintin, The Avengers, and some Chinese cartoon things (with cheesy animation because it's fun to laugh at).

Dislikes: Being deaf, scary stories/movies/anything scary in general, Barbie and Bratz dolls, probably more stuff that I can't think of right now. Oh yeah, writer's block.

Doesn't Understand: Why Zuko fangirls insist on calling him "Zu-Zu" when he obviously hates it. I mean, that's what his psychotic sister called him to lower his self-esteem! It just doesn't make sense... Although I can't say the same thing about Norrington, since "Norry" appears to have never existed in CANON Pirates and seems to be purely fanon.

YAAAAY MY BIG BROTHER GRADUATED!!! 8D 8D SO PROUD! *throws rainbow-colored confetti everywhere*

Someday when I finish Eye of the Storm, I might make a second edition. For now, you'll just have to deal with my first-time-ever-writing-a-fanfic trash XD. I'll leave the original up, though.

Yeah, I can be really grumpy. Feel free to PM me. ;)

This isn't a chain letter, but this story is so touching. Please take time to read.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it

Pirates Of The Caribbean Pledge- Which Marmite-Daughter-Of-Ares Made Up :)

I promise to remember Jack

Whenever i see someone whose mad

I promise to remember Davy Jones and Calypso

When someones love stories sad

I promise to remember Will Turner

When i see someone with a ponytail

I promise to remember Cotton and his Parrot

When someone says the words 'Wind In The Sails! Wind In The Sails!"

I promise to remember Elizabeth

When someone falls from battlements

I promise to remember Pintel

When someone say's 'Hello Poppet'

I promise to remember Ragetti

When someone has one eye wooden

I promise to remember Barbossa

When someone dies, and is resurrected all of a sudden

I promise to remember Boostrap

When someone is forced to whip his son

I promise to remember Marty

Whenever someone flies if they fire a gun

I promise to remember Gibbs

Whenever someones superstitious at sea

And whenever i watch the film

The characters will be with me!

Yes, I am obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean XD ! Thanks, Marmite, for writing something so awesome!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go


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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

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Write Down 12 Names From Pirates! Quick!

1. Captain Jack Sparrow

2. Joshamee Gibbs

3. William Turner the Second

4. Elizabeth Turner ne Swann

5. William Turner the Third.

6. William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner the First

7. Captain Barbossa

8. Sao Feng

9. Tai Huang

10. Pintel

11. Ragetti

12. Davy Jones

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Would you want to?

NO FRICKKEN WAY!

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

He's ancient in comparison to me, why would I even think about it?

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Ummm... may I ask when were Davy Jones and Sao Feng even together in the first place?

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Sort of... but he was a minor character.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NO.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

5/OC! Because #5 is the youngest person on there, I am NOT forcing him with anyone older than him by a long shot!

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2/12 having sex?

Barbossa would shoot Gibbs and figure out a way to kill Jones.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

I'm not very creative when it comes to slash, since I've never read any. Don't have ideas right now and I don't want to imagine it, either.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Only in someones' sick dreams!

10. What is a title for a 1/2 hurt/comfort fic.

I'd Like Some Comfort With My Rum, Please.

11. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to deflower 1?

What's deflower?

12. What would 1 scream in a moment of passion?

RUM!!! I NEED RUM!!!! YOU, SAILOR! GET ME RUM!!!!

13. If you wrote a songfic about 5, what song would you use?

I don't know very many.. "Yo Ho A Pirate's Life for Me"?

14. What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

What's a pickup line?

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

At least a week ago.

16. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

I've just died... Don't mind me.. *resurrected* How about "Die, Sick Fanfiction!"?

Write Down 12 Names From Avatar: The Last Airbender! Quick!

1. Aang

2. Katara

3. Zuko

4. Suki

5. Sokka

6. Azula

7. Ty Lee

8. Mai

9. Iroh

10. Jeong Jeong

11. Pakku

12. Toph

1.Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Would you want to?

No. No. NO!

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Uhh… you know I’m a girl, right?

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

O.Oll Don't even want to contemplate.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

YES! 8D Iroh rocks!

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NO!

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Ummm, can I say 5/9 friendship fic? Just because I can’t imagine Jeong Jeong getting along with Sokka.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2/12 having sex?

Ty Lee would be sprawled out on the floor in a cold faint frothing at the mouth and her eyes bleeding.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Zuko tells Jeong Jeong to take a vacation where the Sun Warriors live as some FRIENDLY advice. Jeong Jeong is unsuspecting, of course.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

I should hope not!

10. What is a title for a 1/2 hurt/comfort fic.

Finally, something that isn’t a crack pairing. “Cooling Off”?

11. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to deflower 1?

I wouldn’t use any plot because I didn’t even think of the concept until I read this question.

12. What would 1 scream in a moment of passion?

MONKEYFEATHERS!

13. If you wrote a songfic about 5, what song would you use?

Dunno…

14. What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

OH BEJEEBUSES! JEONG JEONG WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Maybe last week.

16. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). What title would you give this fic?

is on floor in a dead faint at the sick thoughts*

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I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape afer the rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring,Ali Ranger51, Mo the Forensic One, Celebel Svit-kona, kookookarli, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121, ihaznoideawuttowrite,

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the
eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Wow I am stupid.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(Sorry to those who had to read that...I didnt want to have to meet that girl...)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Copy and paste this into your profile if, when you get bored, you pick a random one of your friends and start talking to them like they were right in front of you then say 'what?' when you get weird looks.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

If you think that Writers' Block sucks, paste this into your profile.

95 of teens would have an emotional breakdown if Miley Cyrus stood on top of a building. Copy and past this to your profile if you are one of the 5 screaming jump.

If you hate Justin Bieber and dont care who knows it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. AryaFan1121, ihaznoideawuttowrite,

If you hate those preppy people who think they're better than you just because they have a boyfriend copy and paste this into your profile.

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

CHILDREN SAY THE CUTEST THINGS

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture..

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

This is so moving:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

..:What Element Do You Bend?:..

-Fire-
You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire

You are not a strong swimmer or cannot swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
People have often called you insane
Total = 5/10

-Water-
You have a calm, laid-back personality
You like to go to the beach
You rarley get angry

When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act
You are good at breaking up fights
You are a good swimmer
You like the rain
You can stay calm in stressful situations
You are very genorous
Total = 7/10

-Earth-
You are physically strong
You have a close connection with nature
You don't mind getting dirty
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the enviorment
You can focus on your work without getting distracted
You rarely get depressed
You arn't afraid of anything
You prefer to have a strick set of rules
Total = 4/10

-Air-
You have a free spirit
You hate rules
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in a small, enclosed space
You hate to be restrained
You are very independent and out-going
You are quite intellegent

You are very impatient
You are easily distracted
You can easily be hyperactive or annoying
You wish you could fly
Total - 9/10

..Dark or Light?:..

-Darkness-
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime
You like creepy things
You like to play tricks on people

Black is your favorite color
You prefer the villians over the heros(only if the villians are hot)
You don't talk much
You are athiest
You don't mind watching scary movies
You love to break rules
Total = 1/10

-Light-
You are very polite
You are spiritual(I believe in spirits but I don't do those dances and chants)
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help
You believe everything you see or hear
You are afraid of the dark(I'm afraid that robers will break into my house!)
You hate violence

You wish for world peace
You are generally a happy person
Everyone loves to be around you

You always follow the rules
Total = 9/10

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
POTC FANS: babble it out to anyone who will listen because that will make them more like Captain Jack Sparrow.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PotC FANS: Will ask Calypso to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG What the heck are you doing?!
PotC FANS: Say What the bloody hell are you doing?!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PotC FANS: say shut up or I'll run you through with my sword!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PotC fans are stupid
PotC FANS: know that normal people are stupid and will threaten anyone who says they don't like PotC.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PotC FANS: when being chased use their swords and pistols to attack the chaser.

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PotC FANS: yell at Calypso to calm down.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PotC FANS: would try and find Shipwreck Cove.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PotC FANS: Have this on their profile because they love Pirates of the Caribbean so much.

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
AVENGERS FANS: Proceed to attempt to take over the world

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
AVENGERS FANS: Attempt to persuade Thor to make it rain, only to end up caught in a thunderstorm.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG What the heck are you doing?!
AVENGERS FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
AVENGERS FAN: say "Shut up or I'll activate the Avengers Initiative!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Avengers fans are stupid
AVENGERS FANS: know that normal people are stupid and will threaten anyone who says they don't like Avengers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
AVENGERS FANS: when being chased will attempt to call on the Avengers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
AVENGERS FANS: Yell "Calm DOWN, Thor!" or assume there is a battle going on nearby and try to find it so they can watch it while eating popcorn.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
AVENGERS FANS: Attempt to find SHIELD hideouts or Stark Tower.

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Fun Times of the Caribbean by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
A collection of stories of funny and awkward moments in the pirates' lives...stories will most likely be very short...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Children of the Lonely Mountain by Kivrin reviews
A series of small stories set in and around my story "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to read that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at. Prompts are always welcome!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,105 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Finifugal by oh-the-linsanity reviews
At the close of their senior year, Marco seemingly goes missing without a trace. But as Jean and his friends get ready for prom, graduation, and inevitably going their separate ways, Jean refuses to give up on him. He makes it a goal to find him. "Marco? It's me, again. I don't know if you're listening but...call me." highschool!AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,257 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Jean K., Mikasa A.] Marco B. - Complete
The Accident by MingoGirl reviews
Alice/Hatter romance. Enjoy. Rated T to be safe.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,971 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Bet On It by oh-the-linsanity reviews
Jean isn't too keen on working double-shifts at the tea shop when he could be at a pro-bending match. But things get a little better when rookie captain Mikasa Ackerman and her team pay a little (Mikasa/Jean)
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Mikasa A., Jean K. - Complete
Slowly by oh-the-linsanity reviews
In which Jean is the last of the 104 Training Group / "People leave slowly-Jean still believes that."
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Jean K. - Complete
A Prayer to the Sun and the Whispers of the Rain by storytellers reviews
The revolution has succeeded but the republic has not. Les Amis have scattered and Enjolras has left the country, leaving Grantaire without a pillar to lean on. In a simple room in Paris two souls meet and, among other things, talk.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,959 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Grantaire, Enjolras
Official Fanfiction University OFUATLA by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
The characters of the Avatar world are getting really annoyed at all the bad fics you're making-especially the romance ones! Join them at the Official Fanfiction University of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and learn just WHY Zutara could never be!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,662 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Aang, Zuko
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Entombed in a Glass Bottle by TurtleHeart reviews
Jack, Angelica, and Gibbs race to retrieve the Sword of Cortes, revive the Black Pearl, destroy Jack's fatal connection to the doll, and avoid the Spanish who will stop at nothing to kill the years from those who drank from the Fountain of Youth all while realizing their love for each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,588 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Crossing the Bar by Honorat reviews
Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,550 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Pirates of the Caribbean: In Death's Grip by ceb521 reviews
Jack Sparrow has met his match. Death has come aboard the Pearl to find the man that escaped her…William Turner. With Angelica coming for revenge and a race with Barbossa for Blackbeard's treasure, Jack will do anything for what he wants. Even if it means risking one of his dearest friends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,521 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
On Parody's Tides by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,971 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
The Insane Acts of the Maddeningly Lunatic Nature by UpToNoGood12 reviews
When Jack decides to document the insanity of his crew, it reveals that Jack isn't the only one who may need a psychiatrist! Enjoy the insanity! Set during Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
APH Olympics Crack by Teto's Nyan Cat reviews
It is the 2012 London Olympics. China, England, and America are having a conversation at England's house that turns from a America vs. England fight to an all-out brawl of nations fighting over China's... wonton.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - China, England/Britain - Complete
Master and Student by XXCaptainUsoppXX reviews
"You're limping," was the first thing Piandao said... Sokka and Piandao reunite two years after the war. Now with a silly bonus chapter!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sokka, Piandao - Complete
So Close Yet So Far by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
A few years before CotBP, Jack has a distant glimpse of his lost ship. Inspired by the fanart 'Send me a Star- Noirstyle'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
I'll Always Protect You by JBard reviews
The story of two cousins, from childhood to their life as Pirate Captians. Moving from being seperated by childhood tantrums, to the vast expanse of the sea, they always find blood really is thicker than water.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Gamins by JackieStarSister reviews
To die is an awfully big adventure – especially when you aren't ready. Luckily, children have someone to accompany them for part of the journey. Oneshot crossover of the novels. Rated K plus, for theme of death. Please review!
Crossover - Peter Pan & Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Peter Pan, Gavroche - Complete
Some Sort of Misunderstanding by Agent047 reviews
Norrington and his crew find shelter in an abandoned village following a battle that has left them shipless. Jack arrives and is willing to assist them on one condition: Jack needs help rescuing Gibbs from the EITC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,661 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Ten Years by ambiguousfigurine reviews
The tale of the ten years Will is off on the Flying Dutchman. Jack and Elizabeth venture off for the Fountain of Youth, raise Elizabeth's child, and make new discoveries along the way. Post-AWE, written before OST. Eventual J/E. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Visiting Rights by princessofthescoundrels reviews
Jack pays a visit to a dear friend on her second wedding anniversary.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
TY LEE UNIT by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
After a few caffeine-induced rampages, we at CookieLord factories are happy to present the TY LEE UNIT.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Ty Lee - Complete
MAI UNIT by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
We at CookieLord factories are proud to present the MAI UNIT, a Fire Nation goth girl with lots of sharp knives!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Mai - Complete
Destination Arda by Naebody's Aunty reviews
The Middle Earth Tourist Board is proud to present its very first guide to the most exciting holiday hotspots in Arda! So come on in, soak up the atmosphere and discover where YOU could be spending your next Summer holiday!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010
War in the Caribbean by cavlik97 reviews
Brought up during a Caribbean war, Liam Turner flees with his best friend when Singapore is attacked. He escapes to a pirate ship, hoping it will head to Shipwreck Cove. He doesn't realise who's ship it is... Willbeth/Will III story. PART II is now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
The Pursuit of Happiness by Agent047 reviews
Sequel to Family Reunion. Norrington is discovering the struggles of raising his teenage niece, when Jack returns, injured, and without the treasure he was sent to find. It has been stolen, and Jack wants help to get it back from the woman who took it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,705 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dearest Mum and Dad by MargaritaVille108 reviews
One morning, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley receive a letter from Fred and George giving explanation to quite startling news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
POTC: Finding Johnny Depp by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
The wackiest cross-over story ever. Johnny Depp is sent backwards in time into a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Private eye Sam Marlowe "The Man with Bogart's Face" follows in an attempt to rescue him.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
New Year, Same Old Heartache by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
It may be a new year, but Puss' memories weigh and heart weigh as heavily as ever.
Puss in Boots, 2011 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Pirate Prelude by Inexhaustible Source of Magic reviews
There are plenty of stories of Jack Sparrows daughters but what if he had a daughter before all the movie's events happen. He had a whole family and a son too. When they get separated all their lives spiral downwards, especially Jacks. Please Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
GENERAL IROH User Manual by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
It's everyone's favorite old man, IROH! We at CookieLord Factories hope you will enjoy this new UNIT, and send us plenty of cookies!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Iroh - Complete
TOPH BEI FONG User Manual by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
Due to increasing debt, thanks to our ordering of waaaay too many cookies, we at CookieLord Factories have been forced to release the TOPH BEI FONG UNIT earlier than we had hoped. We gave up a lot of nerd time for this, so we hope you like her!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Toph - Complete
The Melancholy of Mai by Omnicat reviews
Mai and Suki love their boyfriends lots, but there's no denying that they're just two big idiots sometimes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Sokka, Suki] [Zuko, Mai] - Complete
Four Nations by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
A look at the personifications of the Four Nations, both their current selves, their predecessors, and any vaguely nation-like region I can get away with personifying. Will start with the commonly-accepted four in the Avatar cycle, then more obscure ones.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011
Two Sparrows In The Wind by Chloe 'Marmite' Mactavish reviews
Eleven years ago, the all-famous Captain Jack Sparrow had a daughter. She goes on all of his adventures, offering advice, sarcastic comments, and an ass kicking.Box-set lol.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 50,839 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Tomboy by MasterFirebender84 reviews
Aang & Katara are on vacation in a Fire Nation town to de-stress the Avatar. While she's away at the spa, a strange boy comes to visit Aang. As they spend time together, Aang can't help but wonder who this boy is & why he feels like he's seen him before.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Aang, Katara - Complete
A New Life by Sitar-Hero reviews
This is my response to Ragetti and Pintel not being in the new Pirates movie. What happened to them? Why not this? A series of short stories featuring Elizabeth and her son. Please review if you like it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
PRINCE ZUKO User Manual by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
We at CookieLord Factories hope you will enjoy your new ZUKO UNIT for years to come! Please pardon the cookie crumbs, they just appear everywhere around the facility these days...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Zuko - Complete
The Acquired and the Innate by elenathehun reviews
Or: Ten times Toph learned something from another person, and one thing she learned all by herself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Toph - Complete
The Shadow of Ursa by Ripper101 reviews
Ursa was banished, but she never left. There is a dangerous game to be played in the Fire Nation and Ba Sing Se is not the only capital with catacombs beneath its streets. Besides, like the turtleducks, she will risk any danger to protect her children.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ursa - Complete
A Sky of Memories by JackelicaForever69 reviews
My extended version of the scene when Jack and Angelica are at Whitecap Bay on top of the Light House and see the full moon. Full summary inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Legacy by Loopy777 reviews
Aang and Katara have married and begun raising a son, but how will Tenzin deal to with legacy? Who knows? But this lighthearted take on the matter might give a clue or two. Now updated with a Jinora sequel.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - [Aang, Katara] - Complete
Damned Without Salvation, Lest Ye Expire by Consulting Demon reviews
Elizabeth and Will both have terrible news to break to one another, while an undead foe comes back for revenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Both Sides of Fate by lalala777 reviews
In the short time they've known each other, Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann have had a deeper understanding of each other than meets the eye. Sequel to The Way They Should've.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.] - Complete
Brotherly Love by WaterWarrior294 reviews
"Why he likes Katara, I have no idea. I guess why I don't know is because she's my sister." Sokka rambles on about Aang and Katara's relationship. And Haru's moustache. XD There are a couple typos. Just ignore them. ;D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Rubbing Off by XXCaptainUsoppXX reviews
"The thing that surprised me the most about the Firelord... was how normal he looked." A short drabble featuring Zuko, the Gaang and a little bit of humour.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Found by Forever Fyre reviews
Sozin's Comet could have ended...not so well. When Ursa finds her children - half-dead - she realizes how much family means to her. InspiredByMe! Warning: Violence and Darkness. May leave you depressed wanting to hug a sibling or two. Very long.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ursa - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: After the Stranger Tides by JohnnyDepp4ever reviews
This is a sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. I LOVED THE JALICA PAIRING, so I decided to write a follow-up. SPOILER ALERT Reviews are appreciated! Rated T for possible future...encounters :3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Different Fate by MingoGirl reviews
What would've happened if Swi hadn't been killed by the dogs?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Brightheart, Swiftpaw
My Little Rain by bubblycauldron reviews
Just a nice intimate moment with Katara and her daughter. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Katara - Complete
Meeting of Two Tides by MasterFirebender84 reviews
Korra has finally found Tenzin, the master Airbender & son of Avatar Aang & Katara, and is finally ready to learn Airbending. Before he teaches her, however, Tenzin needs Korra to do him a personal favor. What could Tenzin have in mind for the new Avatar?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Korra, Katara - Complete
The End by MingoGirl reviews
Tarrant thinks about how much he missed his wife, who was brutally murdered one year ago and comes to the only conclusion he deems appropriate.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Under The Skin by Overlithe77 reviews
Avatar Yangchen learns waterbending. Her methods are somewhat unconventional.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Yangchen, OC - Complete
One Day by l'il pirate reviews
My take on the story in which Jack Sparrow finds himself developing 'stirrings' for a young nun.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
The Hatter Has Crush On Alice by MingoGirl reviews
Name says it all. Based on the song Crush by David Archuleta
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Mother by Min Daae reviews
Post-series. When Ursa first sees Zuko's scar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ursa - Complete
Smitten by Pants Are An Illusion reviews
Longshot is smitten. Smellerbee is curious. And Jet is always right.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
The Education of Miyako's Father by Alabaster86 reviews
Zuko gets over his fear of fatherhood. New chapter...Mai and Zuko try for a second child and Miyako expresses worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Chasing Shadows by Honorat reviews
After all the commotion of sequels is over, two souls sail together at last. Set after DMC, AWE, OST and anything else they come up with, so it can't really be AU, eh?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Earth Artists by Syzeria reviews
"Hey, Toph? I was thinking about what you said, about you not knowing what our faces look like. I was wondering if you'd like to find out."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Toph - Complete
Betrayal by Honorat reviews
Why does Anamaria decide to return Jack's ship? Final of a series of short fics addressing the motivations of the crew of the Interceptor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Homecoming by Honorat reviews
The young Captain Norrington has a rare moment alone with his beloved ship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - James N. - Complete
Raid on Nassautown by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
How Captain Jack Sparrow plundered Nassau without firing a shot. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
You Know That Time They Got Married? by SCWLC reviews
This is kind of a total descent into shallow 'shipping. It's Katara/Zuko. And . . . well . . . weddings. AU. So shallow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Snowballs: Preferably in the Back of the Head by ChristmasBelle reviews
Katara is from the Southern Water Tribe, and guess what one of her favorite activities consists of? A Fire Nation Prince, some dirty snow, and a good arm!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
One More Reason by sycoandcrazy-inc reviews
Azula had many reasons to hate her mother.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Azula, Ursa - Complete
Heartbeats by lucydeleche reviews
The Siege of Ba Sing Se was supposed to be the Dragon of the West's greatest triumph. Instead it was the site of his greatest regret. One shot of the day Lu Ten died.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Iroh, Lu Ten - Complete
Meditation and Ruminations by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
When he was younger, he absolutely hated meditating. Zuko's growth and development in clearing his mind and coming to terms with things out of his control. One-shot of musings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Social Networking by Toesocks29 reviews
A series of letters between Katara and Firelord Zuko. Includes early wedding gifts, Water Tribe meals, and one very spoiled messenger hawk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Blue by ChillyRilly reviews
Hatter's always been at ease when making hats, but not so much lately. Alice's departure takes a high toll on him as he attempts a way to get rid of all the Blue for good. AiW Writing Challenges Forum!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Creating the Stars by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
"You must be quiet Alice, or else it won't happen," He whispered.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Blame Momo by MewLuna reviews
Sokka is bald, Momo is blamed and Suki just wants to have a nice party without her boyfriend's whining. Funny one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Momo, Sokka - Complete
Tragic Happiness by TurtleHeart reviews
Blackbeard and Jack are poisoned with the sword upon the Fountain of Youth. Angelica cannot save them both. The man who caused her happiness will be given the years of the one who caused her suffering. But which?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Unlawful Seduction? by KyralianKyliann reviews
ONE-SHOT After Stayne had told the Red Queen that Um had tried to seduce him, she's brought before the Queen to be judged. Here, secrets are revealed. Halice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Beautiful View by JackelicaForever69 reviews
A short story of one of Jack and Angelica when they were together in the past. Enjoy. :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
A Lost Bird Flies by Ranguvar27 reviews
Written for the AiW Writing Challenges Forum. Prompt: Lost. 'As a child, he loved to watch the birds in flight.'
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
What's Your Name? by MingoGirl reviews
Tarrant wants Alice to stay and is trying to convince her. Intended one-shot, but may add more.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Mischief at Sea by Umeko reviews
Sequel to The Incident of the Ship's Cat. Jack's deceased kitty encounters the Flying Dutchman and her crew, twice?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Davy Jones - Complete
serve the people by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
His father taught him to join the War so he could serve the Fire Nation. His uncle suggested that he should serve tea to the people.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Other Jackie by RachelHouse22 reviews
'So, now you know what I said wasn't a lie.' Angelica wasn't lying when she said she was pregnant. Thirteen years later, a girl ends up on Jack's ship trying to join. J/A
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Conversation by ChocolateChipCookie27 reviews
One Shot AWE Deleted Scene. Elizabeth has a talk with Jack over her betrayal. Takes place before the conversation she has with Will in the movie. This is not a Sparrabeth romance. Just two fellow pirates talking.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Son of Heaven by aliwildgoose reviews
Iroh's son is dead, and his appeal to the spirits has failed. But his grief is interrupted when he's called away from Ba Sing Se to deal with the Rough Rhinos, who have been making sport of Earth Kingdom peasants. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Iroh, Jet - Complete
Forgiven by MingoGirl reviews
Davy Jones/Calypso songfic. Song is Forgiven by Skillet. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
A Letter From Bumi by Nate The Ape reviews
Eight years after the war, Toph and her husband get a message from Omashu. What it contains will alter their lives forever...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Toph, OC
Where I Stood by Whiskey Rose reviews
After the war, the Gaang is back together. Katara feels a bit lost and speaks to Aang about it. Zutara, Kataang, and Taang. Songfic. Where I Stood by Missy Higgins.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Incident of the Ship's Cat by Umeko reviews
They say a ship's cat is good luck. Is it really? An incident on board the Pearl as seen by a crewman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Childish Moments by SpiffytheHiccupingRaineboe reviews
Zuko and Mai share some silly, childish, but meaningful moments together as children. Involves tears, ruined ribbons, and kisses. Inspired by the "Kissing Meme".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Zuko, Mai
Turtleducks by Violettree reviews
Zuko thinks he'll just feed the orphaned baby turtleducks and leave. The turtleducks think otherwise. Set post Western Air Temple. Twoshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Temple of Heavenly Happiness by Rex Luscus reviews
Ficlet, pre-POTC3. "Only this morning, a thief broke into the temple of my revered uncle..."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Will T., Sao Feng - Complete
Betrayal by SummerRed reviews
As Davy Jones fights his final battle, he thinks of three things: Calypso, irony and betrayal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Happy Bday Uncle by Gadani13 reviews
Happy B-day uncle is a sweet and sensitive story, About Zuko's vacation towards Ba Sing Se. He's having a nice time with his uncle Iroh. Iroh is fifty-two. Zuko is seventeen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
may god have mercy by lastofthecrimelords reviews
upon the dauntless' return to port royal, james norrington is paranoid and jack sparrow is devious, clumsy and irritating – although admittedly that's nothing new.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Smiling by TARRANT HiTOPP reviews
Tarrant hasn't smiled sence Alice left, now the pain has proved toomuch and he needs to make it stop. Will Alice save him from himself in time? light touch of suicide. AlicexHatter 150% Oneshot
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Zuko the Prisoner at the Western Air temple by Laser Lance 720 reviews
What happens when Zuko's captured at the western Air Temple. He's pretty much stuck in a make shift cell with Katara giving him death glares. What will happen when things don't go the way they planned and they see a side of Zuko they never knew existed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Cake! by athena2517 reviews
Alice and Tarrant are getting married and Thackery wants them to be happy, he gives his blessing in the only way he can.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Just Take It Away by JackelicaForever69 reviews
After leaving him broken hearted, Jack visits Tia Dalma hoping she will be able to take something away that Angelica left him with. Will he be able to do it? What is it that he wants taken away?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Filling the Void by Whisperwill reviews
When Iroh returns home from his failed siege of Ba Sing Se, Zuko is there waiting for him. One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Reunion of Fire by Whisperwill reviews
Episode 18-centric. After Zuko's ship exploded, Iroh took him for dead. But all is not what it seems... One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
The Forgotten Folk by Djinni of the Pen reviews
Everyone in Ba Sing Se has a story. Some are willing to share it, others not. Some want to forget it and others are dearly trying to hold on to it... Oneshot. Set during season 2. Written for the drabble prompt "You just missed them..."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ursa, Jin - Complete
The Better Man by Wonderstorm reviews
Set between "The Western Air Temple" and "The Firebending Masters." Zuko and Sokka have an important question to answer: Just which one of them is the better man?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Sons of the Dragon by Wonderstorm reviews
Set right after season 1. Iroh remembers the day his son died during his siege of Ba Sing Se. Although he grieves the unbearable loss of his son, he is grateful that he still has Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Touch by 69Moans reviews
Aang's always been touchy. Zuko? Not so much. Zuko/Aang friendship complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
A Starlit Night by JackelicaForever69 reviews
A flashback of Jack and Angelica's relationship in the past. It was a night that is special to Jack, and that he will always remember. He looks at the stars and remembers every detail of that night...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Father to Son by KrystalFruit22 reviews
"You said you'd tell me when I was older. I'm ten now." Zuko's son asks him how he got his scar and the two have a heart to heart about Zuko's childhood. Cute father son bonding fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Then He Met Her by JackelicaForever69 reviews
Jack Sparrow sails into Seville on his beloved Pearl with his best friend Gibbs, looking for a brothel, instead finds the love of his life, Angelica, then loses her. My point of view of what happened between them.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Family by friend9810 reviews
Toph and Zuko go to visit the Earth Kingdom and Toph goes to reunite with her family.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Dolores by SocksandSandals reviews
Because all Jack Sparrow had ever given her was sorrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Of Rumors and Pregnancy by meltinglacier reviews
There were always the rumors. No matter that they had married, and Mai was well on her way to bearing him their first child. People still whispered.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Pirata Codex by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
A Booke For Those Who Desire to Keep to the Code and Live a Pirate's Life. Drabble collection. Characters: Elizabeth Swann, Hector Barbossa, Ragetti and Pintel, Davy Jones, Cutler Beckett, Jack Sparrow, Edward Teague, Calypso, Brethren Court, and so on...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Teague, Will Turner III
Family Reunion by Agent047 reviews
Norrington is appointed guardian of his late brother's daughter Laura. Then he finds out that Jack Sparrow's sister was Laura's mother, and that Jack has been made co-guardian. The custody battle is the least of their troubles.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Rules for Being Captain Jack Sparrow by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
Face it mate, we all want to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Here's some simple rules to live by.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bottoms Up by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Jack asks a favor of Barbossa. Post-OST
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Will Turner III, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Set In Stone by ScenePixie101 reviews
Mai's alone, and misses Zuko. She remembers a time when they were kids. Fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
God's Work by Chris Ganale reviews
In times of darkness, one can turn to the Lord, but it is good to have friends. When faced with the death of the man she has come to love, a young mermaid knows of only one way to save him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Philip, Syrena, Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
A Long Way by TwilghtEyes85 reviews
Zuko can't believe how far he's come. Oneshot. Set after The Western Air Temple, but before The Firebending Masters
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Sleepless on Ember Island by hilzanne reviews
It is a sleepless night in the Fire Lord's abandonned vacation home. Katara goes in search of cooking pots, and finds herself with company. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The World May Have What's Left by Pirate-on-Fleet-Street reviews
Time has run away and orbited back to me. Everything is spinning in clumsy, chaotic circles... I am dead to the world, as it is dead to me. Will's eternity. One-shot, short. W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Will T. - Complete
Nine Lives of the Sparrow by BrilliantlyMadSparrow reviews
Little known fact - Sparrows, like cats, have nine lives. At least, Jack Sparrow does. Within these cyber pages are chronicled the near-death experiences that made up the childhood of everyone's favorite pirate captain.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Grandpa Incredible by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
When Elastigirl's dad is called on to watch the kids, Violet and Dash find out the old geezer is full of surprises. Read & review, but whatever you do, don't eat the pizza!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dash P., Violet P. - Complete
An Enchanted Easter by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Shrek, Donkey, and Puss in Boots find enchantment and surprises when they go in search of the Easter Bunny. Shockingly, this story is not up to my usual Shrek par for it features cannon het relationships. Hope to do more PussDonkey soon, just not here.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Shrek, Gingy - Complete
The mermaid by Emblandensia reviews
An afternoon Norrington, Elizabeth and the governor would never forget.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Forgotten by tragicromancewriter reviews
The day Zuko first firebends-but is there something he has forgotten? ONE-SHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Legacies by write4cupcakes reviews
Mai and Zuko cope with parenthood. Follows "Fire Family Planning" in my "Two Birds" continuity.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Fight by Jedipati reviews
William Turner is outnumbered. His opponents are immortal. He's in a bad situation… right?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill
Watch Her by eyecanread reviews
Sokka made a request of Zuko. He should have known the lengths to which the firebender would go to uphold it. A non-romantic piece.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Art of Intervention by Kyra Rivers reviews
Post-series. Zuko has been working himself to the bone, and really isn't listening to anyone. Whatever. It's not like Toph was going to ask permission anyway. Toph & Zuko friendship fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Garden by Dunas Priest reviews
A Lord compares the peanut gallery of the Caribbean to common fruits and vegetables in his attempts to humor the Governor. The Governor is left most displeased. Character study.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Cutler B., Weatherby S./Governor Swann - Complete
The Poem by BrilliantlyMadSparrow reviews
Tarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter, attempts to write a poem to share his feelings for Alice with her. Yeah, no way that could turn at all awkward - especially if someone else claims to have written it...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Barfly by Spyridona reviews
It's a dangerous time when Ursa is in exile.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ursa - Complete
First Sparks by the musical bender reviews
Poor little Zuko is not able to make his first sparks. But one person will be able to change that.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Evidence by LizBee reviews
Reputable historical sources prove that Fire Lady Mai's activities were confined to the traditional duties of the Fire Lord's wife. Of the so-called history popular among women, the less said the better.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Scars by TurtleHeart reviews
Severly injured from his fall, rebellious, teenage Will learns a thing or two about himself, his father, and the past by hearing the stories behind his father's many scars in order to give himself a future. Chapter Five added.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill
Stuck by KrystalFruit22 reviews
What did Zuko and Aang do while they were stuck in the booby trap in The Firebending Masters? Aang has a few questions for Zuko that he's been wanting to ask for a while. Because I wanted to try something different.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
A Beginning in Eternitity by thekingofcosmos reviews
In which Alice falls down the rabbit hole again, there's a riddle on a box, and there's a choice that has to be made. Well, a few choices. Some concerning a certain Mad Hatter. Written for Yuletide 2010
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
For Solace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. She sees him bend fire. He has no other choice. No other option. Death or bending. Bend or die. Sequel to In Transit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Intermission by Asteria reviews
A quick dialogue between Zuko and Toph. Set during The Ember Island Players. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Unexpected by LizBee reviews
Babies are no respecters of timetables, tradition or Fire Nation law.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Deciding Race by bobthetree123 reviews
Just an amusing running race between Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Jones and Barbossa to decide who is the faster pirate. Sort of a sequel to "The Legendary Dinghy"
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Meeting with a Murderer by xxxPiratePrincessxxx reviews
I pushed the sleeve of his shirt back – and froze. It wasn't the puckered, branded 'P' that stopped my breath - It was the tattoo of a sparrow taking flight over a churning sea, the blue ink imprinted on his wrist burned into my mind. One-Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
Jack's Twelve Days of Christmas by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Jack humorously contemplates what he'd do with the twelve gifts mentioned in the song. Written for the '12 Days' challenge at LiveJournal. General Audience.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Wonderful Wonderland Christmas by midnight 345 reviews
Alice goes to Wonderland on Christmas. But she gets more than just a present from the Hatter. Summary sucks but still please read and review. xxxxx
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
How it Feels to FlyA Teo Oneshot by ILetTheMelodyShine reviews
Most people think that Teo's life is difficult because of his disability. We get to see tihngs from his POV. A quick lil' oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Teo - Complete
Adventures are best made Mad by wdstcksfallnangl88 reviews
One way the movie could have ended. Alice is leaving for China and Absolem comes to see her, bringing a gift with him. Epilogue is now up!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Ember Island Portraits by angrymermaids reviews
Katara offers Zuko friendship by repeatedly doing something that annoys him. Oneshot, platonic friendship.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Pirates in the park by MadForHatter reviews
Rum,Pirates and a childrens playground. What could possibly go wrong? Slight Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Return Journey by Nine09 reviews
Takes place in the episode, 'The Southern Raiders'. Zuko and Katara talk during the ride back to camp after searching for the man who killed Katara's mother.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Team Dad by RacRules reviews
"He's the one we need to remind us what exactly we're supposed to be doing, and that we just need to work harder to do it. He's the one who can make me feel confident just by telling me I'm a talented kid. And he's my worst enemy's son." Friendship fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Captain Jade by Stutley Constable reviews
Captain Norrington meets Captain Jade. It is certainly NOT love at first sight.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - James N., J. Gibbs - Complete
Ambidexterous by MistressOfHorror reviews
Gibbs and Elizabeth have a small debate on what-handed Jack is. Elizabeth swears he's left and Gibbs swears he's right. Jack says that they're both wrong!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Wendy's Promise by BrilliantlyMadSparrow reviews
Peter Pan occasionally has nightmares. This is one of the worst nightmares he's ever had. It is a memory that happened long ago of Wendy as an old woman. A memory of the last thing Wendy ever said to him. Rated "K plus" for gentle Character Death
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Teague's Ghost Story by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
Teague tells five year old Jack a ghost story...one shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Breathing Waves by TurtleHeart reviews
Dying on the beach after a storm, Jack Sparrow makes note of the world around him until a figure from the past rescues him and the two form the relationship lost years ago.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Squishy by WobblyJelly reviews
When Sirius goes to the lake, he discovers something tragic... Retarded-ness over the top. MY first fan-fic. PLEASE READ&REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Burn Therapy by Cadence reviews
Zuko and Aang bond on Ember Island. By burning things.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Hot Air by Summer Sweetheart reviews
On their way to the Boiling Rock, Sokka and Zuko get to talking about their sisters. Zuko/Sokka friendship/bonding fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
100 Years by l'il pirate reviews
Teague reflects upon his life through moments lost in time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Teague - Complete
Tales of the Jasmine Dragon by Skiefyer reviews
Post-war Zuko, Sokka, and Aang work at Iroh's teashop for a day. It's just serving tea...what's the worst that could happen?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Desolate Desperado by Dorrica reviews
[ONE-SHOT] As Puss is thrown in prison to rot, he reflects on the relationship with the one he loved. [Based on the upcoming PIB movie]
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Puss In Boots - Complete
Worthy of His Steel by Honorat reviews
New Chapter! Jack meet Will. Will meet Jack. Quick! Separate them before somebody gets killed! More of the epic of the blacksmith and the pirate. More movie novelization and missing scenes. We have rejoined our regularly scheduled program.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,857 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2005
Bits of Shine by Honorat reviews
Assorted POTC Drabbles and Vignettes. New Chapter: A missing moment in CotBP. Where did all the food come from?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2005
With his help, she finds Home by Flawrence reviews
Alice becomes friends with a very interesting new suitor, they fake a relationship to get their parents to leave them alone but when Hatter sees them together he gets very jealous! Better summary inside. please read and review. AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,248 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Story Time by l'il pirate reviews
She despised the life of those rogues and criminals, the men she had heard so many people admire in silence. She despised them for what they did to her, for the future they had ruined. Then by chance, she is shown a different side of these criminals and she has the opportunity to let them become part of her future. It only takes one step to have a very different life. Teague/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 155,907 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Teague - Complete
APS: The Third Option by Dorrica reviews
["Alternate Puss Series"] A look into how Puss crossed paths with the Ogre Resistance and how he came to be Fiona's loving companion.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Puss In Boots, Princess Fiona - Complete
Meanings tied up in dots and lines by sqbr reviews
Her parents congratulated Toph on learning to read, but said that as much as they admired her newfound ability to write they'd rather she didn't bend "Toph Bei Fong was here" into *all* the decorative boulders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Toph, Teo - Complete
Her Muchness by Rosebud5 reviews
Alice has retured to Underland yet again, and married the Mad Hatter. However, a few years afterwards, Alice is afraid she's losing her muchness yet again. And it's up to her husband-a certain Tarrant Hightop-to convince her she's still very muchy.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Sister Jade by Stutley Constable reviews
The Swanns return home to discover Elizabeth's long absent sister waiting for them. Take that, Mary Sue! Pre-CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Elizabeth S., Weatherby S./Governor Swann - Complete
Last Requests by Honorat reviews
In which Jack makes a request of Will before he is hanged. Another conversation in the brig of the Dauntless.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
APS: Anything for a Smile by Dorrica reviews
["Alternate Puss Series"] A pink ribbon? Puss? Has he gone mad? Just what on Earth possessed him to wear that pink abomination?
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Princess Fiona, Puss In Boots - Complete
APS: Swear on Your Nine Lives by Dorrica reviews
["Alternate Puss Series"] Upon his witnessing of her transformation, Fiona entrusts Puss with her secret.
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Princess Fiona, Puss In Boots - Complete
Don't Eat Me! by sm.bean reviews
The pirates in the bone cages argue who among them will be the Pelagostos' next dinner guest. Contains numerous shameless puns on cannibalism.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Gibbs - Complete
The Memoirs of James Norrington Part 2 by Tarlea reviews
A continuation of James's Memoirs while on board the Flying Dutchman. Begins just after the end of COTBP, through AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - James N.
Homecoming by summerrayah reviews
Will comes home to see Elizabeth, and finds something he didn't excpect. The ending will make more sense if you read Childish 1st. ENJOY :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Childish by summerrayah reviews
Elizabeth is trying to tell Jack something he doesn't want to hear. It also has a sequel, Homecoming.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Only a matter of time by Peladon reviews
Changes in command on the Flying Dutchman
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
A Birthday Magic by Lauryn Vi reviews
Wishing Alice a happy birthday sometimes involves a little bit of magic, and a whole lot of madness. Complete
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
A Goddess's Lament by Mercury Gray reviews
After many years of silence, Amphitrite, the wife of Poseidon, recounts her life and how she came to be the figure she is in song and story, and how she met Percy before events in The Last Olympian. Bookverse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amphitrite, Poseidon - Complete
In Which Alice Returns by thephantom'sdancer reviews
Alice returns from China, only to hear devastating news. Hurting, but free of any obligations in Otherland, Alice returns to her "Wonderland", in search of comfort. And who better to give it to her than a certain Hatter? Rubbish Summary, please R&R.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Men That Loved Her by Stutley Constable reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth and Mr. Gibbs have a heart to heart about all the men that love her. Pairings Challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Elizabeth S., J. Gibbs - Complete
Out in the Hills: The Story of the Hare by Alyssa Tolensky reviews
March Hare/Thackery Earwicket lives in the hills of Underland with his four siblings and his mother. What seems like a normal day turns into something dreadful that Thackery never thought would happen in his entire life. The origin of the March Hare.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/5/2010 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Three Years by Bookkbaby reviews
AlicexHatter. It has been three years since she had last seen him. --"Are you ready to come back with me now?"--
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Bread and Butter by Rebecca Hb reviews
In the immediate aftermath of the Comet's passing, Piandao helps Jeong Jeong get some food into him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Piandao, Jeong Jeong - Complete
The Monster in the Garden by Pirate-on-Fleet-Street reviews
A one-shot featuring Davy Jones and Elizabeth as a young girl. Elizabeth faces the monster trespassing in her garden. PAIRINGS CHALLENGE no.4
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Davy Jones, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Least by Gemagi-chan reviews
It was small and meaningless. Alice/Tarrant Don't own characters, as if I could.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Conditions by Pirate-on-Fleet-Street reviews
A short one-shot featuring Anamaria and James Norrington in which she tries to make him more "piratey". No romance. PAIRINGS CHALLENGE no.3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - James N., Anamaria
Here Be Monsters by Stutley Constable reviews
Cutler Beckett's plans are going astray. The rumor is that the Black Pearl has vanished from the sea. Beckett's only recourse now is to draw in a new pawn. But with so many pieces in play, a pawn may be difficult to find. Pairings Challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hector B., Cutler B. - Complete
Turn of the Card by Pirate-on-Fleet-Street reviews
Davy Jones and Will sit down to play a game of cards in the Locker, five years after AWE. How out of hand will it get when one won't mind his words and they are both reminded of the ill luck of both of their situations? Not slash. PAIRINGS CHALLENGE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Davy Jones, Will T. - Complete
Survival by Red Warrior reviews
If you strive to survive so much, you might forget you also have to live."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Cutting Corners by E350 reviews
Why exactly did the Endeavour explode so easily? Random oneshot. Warning - Beckett mocking.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Cutler B. - Complete
Freezing Frenzy by ladyanaconda reviews
Mario and Company, including Bowser and the Koopalings, get trapped in the freezer of Peach's castle and must find a way out.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Koopalings - Complete
Groves' Separate Peace by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
After the Battle of the Maelstrom, Theodore Groves gets rescue, work assignments, sad news, and consolation from the same unlikely source. PG for a bit of impolite language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The First Mate by sankage reviews
What does it feels like to be first mate to not just one, but two captains in one ship? Let's ask the expert… "one-shot"
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Gibbs - Complete
Twisted by krystal lazuli reviews
Very, very short drabble between Jack and Gibbs.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Jackie's First Christmas by Oceangoddess reviews
A oneshot for the holidays. Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean or any of its characters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Seas of Justice Chronicles by JaxLass reviews
Pre-CotBP/EITC Captain Bill Turner makes a promise to an old friend, involving himself in the treacherous struggle of the powerful Beckett family and leaving him with more than one dangerous prize.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill
Returning Home by JaxLass reviews
Post-AWE/From the deck of the Flying Dutchman, Will Turner finds it increasingly hard to witness another’s happiness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill
Treasure Unlike Others by JaxLass reviews
Drabble trio/Elizabeth finds things in her cellar, Bootstrap is running off with Beckett’s sister & Forthright’s Captain Groves talks too much.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Elizabeth S., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
That Which Causes Harm by JaxLass reviews
Drabble trio/Lizzie’s back in her cellar, Jack talks of war & HMS Forthright’s Captain Groves is heading for trouble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Pirate by Kimberley Francisca reviews
When James Norrington, Commodore of the Royal Navy, makes an unexpected stop aboard the Black Pearl in search for his former fiance Elizabeth Swann, Elizabeth and her pirate lover Jack Sparrow have to do some quick thinking. Sparrabeth! Please Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Back to Jack by clara potc reviews
What if Davy Jones had woken up while Will was stealing the key off his face?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Will T., Davy Jones - Complete
Before the Dutchman by Stutley Constable reviews
Where did the Flying Dutchman come from and how did Jones become its captain?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Davy Jones - Complete
The Point of Living by Love to be Curious reviews
“She is what you live for. You belong to her, and so, when she betrayed you, you are the one that suffers.” Will drew in a shaky breath, the night air clinging to his lungs. "And so I will become like Davy Jones?" W/E and Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Day With Da by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
One year old Jack spends the day with Teague...One Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague
The Sparrow Is Free by Pirate-on-Fleet-Street reviews
The Sparrow will always be free. But the you, you were the Swann. A drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Dead Certain by Sinnamon Spider reviews
Jack encounters the Kraken once again, but death is not the result. One-shot, no pairing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Kraken
Silent Watcher by TurtleHeart reviews
The moment he arrived in Port Royal, Will was never so alone as he thought. He was watched until a broken curse united him with a long lost relation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Lasting Legacy by DazzledByNorrington reviews
I saw Jack Sparrow die by his own hand." New chapters added!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Gibbs, Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Sailor Home From the Sea by orpsgod reviews
Bill Turner one shot. I don't usually write Bill Turner so let me know how I did. Bill goes home to his wife and baby. Give it a read and please leave me a comment.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Master of Sails by MorganBonny reviews
Will doesn't know a foreyard from a mains'l stay, and Jack's vocabulary takes an interesting turn. CotBP. Broken Compass Forum's Drabble prompt 'Master'. All reviews welcomed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Legendary Dinghy by bobthetree123 reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Jones and Barbossa agree to have a dinghy race to see who is the most Legendary Pirate. Just a bit of pointless humour. Involves rubber ducks! I promise you'll be entertained
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Pirate King by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Pirate Lords will only vote for themselves - fat chance, so Jack Sparrow comes up with a terrfic way of choosing a pirate king...dedicated to Meghan, Happy Birthday!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
All That You Love by DazzledByNorrington reviews
As he's headed over the waterfall of death in AWE, what does Pintel think? Not of himself, but of his family, and of his last promise to his sister.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Pintel - Complete
Father and Son by TurtleHeart reviews
Jack finds himself once again stuck in Shipwreck Cove, but this time it is him and the father he never got along with. Forced to be together, Jack and Teague have the time to do something they never have-become father and son. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Terminal Peace by Anne Lessing reviews
Immediately after the Battle of the Maelstrom, Jones sinks to the bottom of the ocean. His final thoughts. One-shot, but may soon be joined by a companion piece.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Slave to the Song by Anne Lessing reviews
Davy Jones' obsession with his music and bitter thoughts about Calypso. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Davy Jones, Tia D. - Complete
Celebration by Jedipati reviews
It’s been five years since the EITC was run off, and the Pirate Lords are celebrating. Drunken antics are generally the order of the day.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Pirate Lord by TurtleHeart reviews
After the arrest, Will and Elizabeth face trial. Condemned to hang, Will's relatives of his forgotten past save his life. With them, his past returns. He is soon faced with the choice of his life. Return to nobility or sail as a pirate?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Christmas on the Dutchman by Untamed Mists reviews
Christmas is upon the Dutchman, with some of the crew celebrating and some not. Davy is used to not participating...until he gets a surprise.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
Christmas Wishes by TurtleHeart reviews
Young Will Turner at home for Christmas asks his family what they want most as he wonders if he will get what he wants most of all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Will T. - Complete
A Worthwhile Endeavour by Liave Ekeli reviews
Jack Sparrow sits on the quarterdeck of his beloved Pearl, contemplating the choice he made many years ago. He thinks back on his many eventful years at sea and wonders if it could ever have been different. Christmas Prompts Calendar entry for December 3r
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Pirates 'Love You Forever' by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
It's a story based on the book 'Love You Forever' by Robert Munsch and Sheila McGraw. This is a Teague and Jack story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague
Style by Loopy777 reviews
In the Western Air Temple, Sokka and Zuko have a friendly match to determine the better swordsman. Short story, combat description.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
A Simple Gift by TurtleHeart reviews
When both Will and Jack are stabbed by Jones on the Dutchman and Jack has a chance to save one of them, by stabbing Jones’s heart, whose life will be chosen? REVISED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Lost Princess by midgetmania reviews
What happens when Davy Jones finds the daughter of Jack Sparrow; a daughter that Jack doesn't even know about, a daughter who is searching for a father who may not want her. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Davy Jones, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Better Tomorrow by TurtleHeart reviews
Through letters to his father, Will shares his thoughts as he watches his son die from disease. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Pirate Email Life by ValerieJoyKelly reviews
If pirates had the fantastic technology of e-mail...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
In Dead Waters by Persephone Kore reviews
Calypso comes to Will Turner on the Flying Dutchman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Tia D. - Complete
Isle Delfino: Super Mario Sunshine Adventures by Blue Paratroopa reviews
Mario's various hilarious journeys on the tropical island, along with Yoshi, Toad, Peach, Bowser, the Koopalings, and everyone else!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Mario, Koopalings
Only Found Out Yesterday by Madam Pudifoot reviews
Jack's parents have an argument, and come to discover things they didn't know about each other. Written in honor of Mother's Day.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Teague - Complete
For Wanting Of A Ship by JaxLass reviews
Post CotBP Drabble - Jack will - and has - gone through hell and high water to repossess one ship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
I've Come To Save You! by JaxLass reviews
CotBP Drabble - Sometimes Will takes his protectiveness to Lizzie a little too zealously. With apologies to Star Wars, the mule & Will's poorly paid tailor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Setting Things Right by l'il pirate reviews
She had a chance and she blew it. She made a choice and regretted it. Time has past and she wont forget it. She hurt him and he's changed. Does she have the ability to resolve it? Sparrowbeth. Older Fic
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 89,186 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
We're Square by JaxLass reviews
CotBP Filler Drabble - Jack just can’t seem to keep on an even keel with the women in his life.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Could I Lie To The Boy? by JaxLass reviews
Possible PostCotBP Filler - Jack has to make a difficult personal choice that could change a young man's life.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Kraken by JeanieBeanie33 reviews
He's gone through a lot of emotions in his lifetime, especially one as extraordinary as his, but there is one feeling Jack Sparrow can't shake, one monster that won't stop trailing him everywhere he goes....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Kraken - Complete
The Last Farewell by meowbooks reviews
This tale begins like many others have on a cold wintry night, on a shore, in the sand. A young boy sat, cross legged in the sand. He had a fine tasseled sword in his lap, long and silver, glinting in the moonlight like the eyes of a cat...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
If Ships Could Speak by Honorat reviews
A series of conversations between the Dauntless, the Interceptor, and the Black Pearl. New chapter--a little angsty Pearl POV from the first movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 4/10/2006
Revelations Between Friends by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Elizabeth Turner persuades Jack to tell her about his background. We all have theories about where Jack Sparrow came from; this is mine. Soft PG, for reference to unhappy past events.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
First Blow, First Braid by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Jack helps Elizabeth's son face up to one of life's harsher realities. Latest in the 'Seashells' series. PG for brief reference to violent events.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
I Hate Pirates by JaxLass reviews
PreCotBP/One-shot. Poor Will was in competition with pirates long before Jack Sparrow arrived in Port Royal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
When He Was Notorious by JaxLass reviews
PostDMC Romantic Mini-drabble One-shot. Lizzie's heart tries to separate a man from his past self-propagating myth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
I Know That Look by JaxLass reviews
DMC filler/One-shot mini-drabble. Angst/Romance. Will wonders of his future after seeing a look between his betrothed and the pirate captain before the Kraken’s attack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Prevailing Insanity by JaxLass reviews
One-shot AWE filler – Inside Davy Jones Locker, irate Jack can’t decide which one of himselves to punish for his woes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Onyx Eyes by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Jack finally finds an animal he can get along with- but can anybody else? Written for the Prompt Challenge at POTC Fest. Rated G one warning inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
For A Few Sand Dollars More by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Jack thought he was just giving little Willy a harmless lesson about sea creatures, but new mothers can be awfully skittish. General audience.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Pirate King of Rum by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE, WE, JackRum. Just a funny little one shot about New Year's Eve aboard the Black Pearl. Happy New Year from Pirate Cat!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008
Winter by pirateoftherings reviews
She promises herself that soon, she’ll start talking to him again, that they’ll go back to how they were. Once this is over, she’ll be alright. They’ll be alright......Willabeth fluff, written for a prompt. Reviews are love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Don't Snatch the Keys! by meowbooks reviews
The dog with the keys and Pintel and Ragetti are the stars
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
No Doubts by Love to be Curious reviews
Elizabeth and Jack's point of view from Will's death to their final goodbyes. One Shot. JE friendship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Home For The Holidays by lateBloomer04 reviews
Join Will, Elizabeth, William, Sammi, Jack, Ana, Captain Teague, Faith, and little Teague as they spend their Christmas Eve together. Sammi has something special planned for her best friend William, and he is unsuspecting as usual. WE. JA.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Keeper of the Code and His Diary by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Teague Sparrow's diary chronicling the birth and childhood of everyone's favorite pirate... God, I make it sound like it's so serious... um, MUSHROOM! HA! Try to take my story seriously NOW! i DARE you!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Killing for Peanuts by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Now that our witty Jack is alive, there are twenty neglected fauxJacks on board the fauxPearl back in Davy's Locker. Tensions are high and insanity is swarming around like angry CLAMS! Don't know HOW you can tell a clam is angry but, go with it! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Capt. Jack Sparrow
This Have I Done: A Christmas Tale by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Jack can not give Elizabeth Turner what she most wants for Christmas, so he provides the second best thing. General Audience, as are all the 'Seashell' fics.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Candle in the Window by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. A Yuletide story, spinoff of The Other Side of the Island. We will revisit Ireland and the Ó Madáin Inn, with Jack, William, Elizabeth, baby Will and of course, Jack's love, Janie O'Madden! COMPLETE! MERRY CHRISTMAS from Pirate Cat!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007
The Tale of The Admiral by Tarlea reviews
The Epilogue for my story The Memoirs of James Norrington. I decided it could also be a OneShot. Captain Jack and Mr. Gibbs visit the Turners and Gibbs tells the children the tale of the current captain of the Flying Dutchman, The Admiral Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - James N., J. Gibbs - Complete
Desiderata by mypiratecat1 reviews
ONE SHOT. William, Elizabeth and Gibbs and a poem tattooed across Jack's back. PostAWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/5/2007
Jack or Jack? by Xx.maddy-sparx.xX reviews
Just a oneshot of what I thought was going to happen during AWE. Set during... well... At World's End. Has now been edited! See inside for more details.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Most Legendary by mypiratecat1 reviews
Sweet little ONE SHOT. Jack has made an unlikely new four footed friend while pulling off a daring rescue with his friends... sort of a deleted scene from a longer story! WE, JackOC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007
The Other Side of the Island by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE, WE, JackOC! Jack takes Will and Elizabeth to his homeland of Ireland, to face his dark past, his terrible nightmares, and to introduce them to an old friend, a woman with whom he has quite a past. Rated for violence, angst, salty language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,183 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Stargazing by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Gibbs POV. Jack and Joshamee share a moment on the deck of the 'Pearl'. Warm & fuzzy friendship fic. Just barely PG, for brief mention of past unpleasantness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2007 - J. Gibbs, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Norrington's Payback by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Pals Jack and James discover, and discuss, 'Get' and 'Sparrabeth' fics. PG13 for adult themes, albeit no real slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
A Gift Of Seashells by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Post AWE. Jack Sparrow has a modest proposal to make to the expectant Mrs. Turner. Soft and fluffy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by illogical squeeks reviews
You ain't lived until you've died and then lived again on the Dutchman by accident... then again, you ain't died until you've lived, and if you're living once you're dead, does that count as dying from the living world? [Life on board the Flying Dutchman]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
Betrayal by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
The Kraken's last moments through it's eyes. R&R. First PotC Fanfic...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kraken, Davy Jones - Complete
Catching a Whale by mypiratecat1 reviews
Sweet one shot. A bit of fluff, as Jack and William teach Little Will Turner the value of always using one's imagination.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007
The Crewmembers from Singapore by mypiratecat1 reviews
Humourous two chapter story, CHAPTER TWO IS UP! William is rescued from his curse, and he and Elizabeth have joined Jack and his crew. Fun follows when they visit Singapore to supply the ship for the return to the Caribbean!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007
Gone Down With the Pearl by JaxLass reviews
AWE filler. Brethren Court–aftermath. Inside Shipwreck Cove, Jack sets a guiltplagued Lizzie straight about forgiveness, loyalties and truths concerning a certain conspicuously absent friend.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Trading Insults by mypiratecat1 reviews
Humorous one shot. Post AWE. Jack Sparrow explains to William and Elizabeth Turner just how he insulted Sao Feng during his first visit to Singapore.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007
To The Friends We Never Were by JaxLass reviews
AWE filler – A friendship sabotaged by mistrust, add jealousy, betrayal and they're enemies. When they came together against Beckett, it was a chance to reconcile – or was it too late? Jack & Will share a moment of comradely slatewiping aboard the Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
The Lists of PotC by Valentine Vampire reviews
Obsession lists, things you can learn from PotC, and more. Updated! Fourth chapter is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Sacking of Nassau Port by mypiratecat1 reviews
Humorous one shot. We all know that the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow sacked Nassau Port without firing a single shot.... but it did not quite go as planned, according to Bootstrap Bill Turner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2007
Pirates of the Caribbean – 2 Minute Primer by JaxLass reviews
AKA Girl Meets Pirate. 1st of 3. A quick & quirky narrative overview of the CotBP for laughs. Warning: Must know your trivia or at least the script to get it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Forgiveness and Gifts by Lauren Wagner reviews
AWE spoilers: Ragetti is making himself a new eye to fill a hole in his heart as well as his face
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ragetti, Tia D. - Complete
The North Star by mypiratecat1 reviews
Sweet one shot. Jack tries to teach Little Will Turner how to navigate using the stars, and the conversation goes astray, a bit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007
Goodbye Mr Norrington by PurpleCryingDaisy reviews
We sit in on the final moments of a memorial service for James Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Groomings by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Even fearsome pirates enjoy a bit of pampering now and then. Pure fluff and dry.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Challenge by Lauren Wagner reviews
Based on a Disney Comic:Pintel and Ragetti issue a challenge to Will and Elizabeth in order to prove their worth as pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Ragetti, Kraken - Complete
Confessions of a Mutinied Captain by spikeismyvampirelover reviews
Post AWE, Jack finds a desponent Barbossa in a Tortugan Bar and they have a little manly heart to heart. May be a bit of OOCness, but its meant to be a comedy piece.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Touch Of The Ocean by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Just a peaceful interval at anchorage. At least, as peaceful as things ever get with Jack Sparrow around.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Shrek's Life by LostxAndxFading reviews
Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots try to live life at the swamp...tough time living there when you come home and find out that the three little pigs and the big bad wolf have trashed their house along with the gingerbread man and Pinnocchio!
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
The Child by TombstoneGirl reviews
A rather depressed 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner is comforted by a rather drunk Jack Sparrow. RnR.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Friendly Encounter by Kchan88 reviews
During his first week as Captain of the Dutchman, Will Turner happens upon the soul of Admiral James Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Will T., James N. - Complete
The Captain and Boots by GusCGC reviews
Pray for mercy from Puss... in sports!
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
I Promise by OTS reviews
Elizabeth makes a promise to a certain pirate captain. A short, bittersweet oneshot. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
A Run In With The EITC by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
The incident which launched Jack Sparrow's pirate career, told from three different perspectives. PG for one act of violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
The Forgiven by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
His luck run out at last, Jack Sparrow lies dying on the Pearl's deck. But he can't let go yet. Liz has found him, and they have things to say to each other. Perhaps not quite what either expected. Sad but sweet. PG for implied gore, character death.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Leaving His Mark by mypiratecat1 reviews
Post AWE. Humorous one shot. Complete. It is known by all that Lord Cutler Beckett left his mark upon Jack Sparrow by branding him as a pirate. Jack tells Will and Elizabeth exactly how he left his mark upon Beckett! Salty pirate talk, but all in fun
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The Cliffs of Connemara by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. COMPLETE one shot story in one chapter. An offshoot of my long fics Thicker Than Water and Calypso's Hand. William and Elizabeth Turner and their son, Will, help Jack to face a sad part of his terrible childhood... his mother's death.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Calypso's Hand by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. Spoilers! WE, of course. Jack has lost the Black Pearl to Hector Barbossa. Can Jack, Captain Will Turner and Bootstrap Bill Turner find a way to get her back, and possibly end Will's curse early? STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,789 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
You Have To Say It Right by pirateoftherings reviews
Did he love her? He wasn’t sure. Respected her, yes. Feared her, certainly. But love? Being perfectly honest, Ragetti had to admit that he had no idea what it meant to experience love. Not from a flesh and blood person, leastways.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Ragetti, Tia D. - Complete
A Final Thank You by PirateAngel1286 reviews
Oneshot Will makes one last stop before going to do his duties. AWE Spoilers
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Drabble: Kitten by lateBloomer04 reviews
Yet another Willabeth drabble! Will brings home a present for Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
Belief by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
“He never thought he’d see the day where his captain, his old friend, Jack Sparrow, wasn’t alive and drunk. And yet that day was upon them, and the knowledge of that lay heavy on everyone’s heart.” Oneshot: Gibbs thoughts after DMC. No slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2007 - J. Gibbs, J. Gibbs - Complete
The PotC Gang Watch the Trailer Again! by lateBloomer04 reviews
It's just like it sounds all the characters hang out and discuss the new At World's End trailer. It is quite silly, I must warn you :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Terrible Beastie by dark-hearted rose reviews
Oneshot. The Kraken takes some time out of his busy schedule to chat about things like Davy Jones, ingesting ships, and just life in general as a fearsome sea monster. Set during DMC. A big Thank You goes out to all who read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Kraken - Complete
Where's the Harm? by purplediamond7 reviews
Jack and Elizabeth on the island. Humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
I'll Not Abandon You by pirateoftherings reviews
“I take this with a promise,” Will vowed, holding up the knife. “I’ll find a way to sever Jones’ hold on you and not rest until this blade pierces his heart. I will not abandon you…I promise.”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Father by Power Optix reviews
And then he spoke. “Have ye not seen yourself, Davy?”Jones’ eyes widened. That voice. “No.” It could not be.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
Just Between Us Dying Gods by Honorat reviews
Spoilers for DMC. Jack Sparrow contemplates life—and possibly death—among the Pelagostos.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
The PotC Gang Watch the Trailer by lateBloomer04 reviews
Exactly what it sounds...inspired by the new trailer!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
A Spirit from the Vasty Deep by Rennie1265 reviews
James Norrington finds a new vocation as a ghost haunting a certain pirate captain. Death story of a sort obviously since a ghost is involved. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,968 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Pox On All Honour by Honorat reviews
Jack Sparrow’s Advice to the Lovelorn! Jack and Will have another little conversation in the brig of the Dauntless. One Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean 4: The Blood of a Pirate by pirateoftherings reviews
I wrote this when I was 14, and it's about the quality of writing you'd expect. Only read if you're looking for a laugh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean 3: Barbossa's Revenge by pirateoftherings reviews
I wrote this when I was 14, and it's about the quality of writing you'd expect. Only read if you're looking for a laugh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Time and Tide by pirateoftherings reviews
Three years after POTC. I wrote this when I was 14, and it's about the quality of writing you'd expect. Only read if you're looking for a laugh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
To Take Flight by ErinRua reviews
Wings clipped by the tedium and pettiness of everyday life, Will and Elizabeth suddenly face their own chance for freedom ... Vignette.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Scales of Friendship by ErinRua reviews
Will and Jack are reunited in Tortuga. Mayhem and swashbuckling promptly ensue. Written for Secret Santa challenge on BlackPearlSails.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Perfect in the Bird by Berne reviews
A series of nine birdthemed doubledrabbles centred around Jack Sparrow. Featured characters include Giselle, Anamaria, Will, Gibbs, Cotton, Elizabeth, Ragetti and Barbossa.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Cat O'Nine Tails by Honorat reviews
The Cat is out of the bag again, and here is another chapter. Jack's cat is giving gifts. Jack is not amused. Mild Jack and Anamaria. This is fluff fluff fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Here's Luck to You by Honorat reviews
Jack and Will in the Dauntless’ brig have a conversation about the past. Sixth and final in a series of significant events in the lives of Bootstrap Bill and Jack Sparrow with a cameo by Will. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Innocence by Shyaway reviews
A 'deleted scene' set in the Faithful Bride. Jack is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, and Will is uneasy...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Black Magic by Honorat reviews
JackAnamaria. Jack as a teacher—couldn’t resist mate. Set a good many months after the movie. OneShot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
Aboard the Dauntless by Honorat reviews
The story of what happened after Jack and Elizabeth were rescued off that island by the Dauntless. Lots of Jack, Elizabeth, the Navy and outrageous sailing. More movie novelization, missing scenes and deleted scenes. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,899 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
The Donkey's Name is Jack by Honorat reviews
One Shot: Jack meets the Donkey again in Will’s shop. Mayhem ensues. Will Will really be a eunuch? Elizabeth drops in for a moment to save the day. Hector Barbossa gets his comeuppance. I have no idea how I came to write anything so silly.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005
For Remembrance by Honorat reviews
One Shot. Set the day before Jack's hanging. Elizabeth visits Jack in jail. Sequel to Marooned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Chocolate Cauldrons by meowbooks reviews
What would happen if a mysterious box of chocolates crashed onto your head? Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Marooned by Honorat reviews
COMPLETE. Jack and Elizabeth on the Island. A combination of movie novelization, deleted scenes and filler scenes. Everything from crabracing to phosphorescent seas to Jack telling stories.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Song to a Second Love by Honorat reviews
Just Jack and the Interceptor at a peaceful moment on the way to Tortuga. Will makes a cameo appearance.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005
No Mercy by Honorat reviews
One shot. Set after the sneak attack on the Dauntless and before the return to Port Royal. Developed from my obsession with the one injured sailor who rang the bell on the Dauntless.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Blood in the Water by Honorat reviews
One shot. Just a retelling of the scene in the cave of Isla de Muerta after Jack has been abandoned by the Interceptor and captured by Barbossa's crew.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Special Delivery by Rennie1265 reviews
A story written for the Secret Santa challenge at TheBlackPearlSails writing group on Yahoo. A happy story, no angst or drama, just for the sheer enjoyment of a perfect day and the following days of Christmas.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,032 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
A Clear Conscience by Shyaway reviews
A 'deleted scene' from CotBP. What was the catalyst for Will's decision to rescue Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Shrek Four by JesusFreak9 reviews
The sequel to Shrek Three (another one of my stories). Puss in Boots now has six adorable kittens, who now have to team up together to save him. Will they be able to save him before time runs out? You have to read this to find out!
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004
A Rare Gift by Ecri reviews
COMPLETE! Jack is avoiding going all ports, and, when finally persuaded to stop in Tortuga, is very much surprised by something waiting for him there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Jack's Christmas lunacy by otherhawk reviews
Twas the night before Christmas. And the author was bored so she wrote this. Would an apology help? I tink it counts as humour...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003
Elessar and Evenstar Tie the Knot by The Last Evenstar reviews
An elaboration on the one sentance from RotK that describes Aragorn's and Arwen's wedding. What will go wrong? Everything that possibly can! NOW COMPLETE! (Cue: Jump for Joy)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Flight of the Sparrow by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow, from cabin boy to captain, child to man. Chapter 32: mutiny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,623 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
Both Sides of the Glass by ErinRua reviews
Two views of a much-anticipated wedding. Norrington and a snifter of brandy, and Jack ... being Jack. Just a bit of cheery fluff from a frivolous muse! Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Dragons or Ribbons by Joannawrites reviews
The lengths any self-respecting elf-warrior will go to in order to win the approval of the King's 5 year-old daughter. Legolas entertains Aragorn's youngest child upon his return to Minas Tirith. *Complete, Post ROTK*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Eye of the Storm reviews
The last we saw of Cap'n Jack Sparrow, he was walking off into the sunset with Gibbs. This story picks up a little bit after that. My first fic, so please be nice and review. Constructive criticism appreciated, those who give it get virtual cookies!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow