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Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride.

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, me and my friend share this account. I'm the Ravenclaw, she's the Gryffindor. Yeah, we're Harry Potter dorks. 'Kay, well, as far as I could say, umm.. yeah! Anyways, either me or my friend (the Gryffindor) will be posting stuff up here and well, Ravenclaw will symbolize me when we post somehting on the profile and Gryffindor will symbolize my friend!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah... here is some info about me (Ravenclaw) I HAVE TO FIX ALL THE GRYFFINDOR'S TYPOS 'CAUSE I CANNOT STAND BAD GRAMMER!

Well, what can I say about me... I AM VERY RANDOM. I LOVE HELLO KITTY! (see?) ASK THE GRYFFINDOR, SHE WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH (we go to the same school and we're friends).

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (daughter of Athena or Apollo, DEATH TO RACHEL! NICO IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Percabeth supporter),

Hunger Games (Team Peeta, DEATH TO GALE!!!!!)

Kane Chronicles (How could I read Percy Jackson and not this? I have Throne of Fire and read it in a day!)

Heroes of Olympus (see above. I read the first chapter of The Son of Neptune on Rick Riordan's web site. Now my friend owes me 10 dollars, cuz I was right about what would happen! The book comes out October 4th.)

Twilight Saga (Team-I-can't-decide-between-Edward-and-Jacob. I can't decide because they'd both make Bella happy in their own ways. Actually, scratch that. Team edward cuz thanks to Shane Dawson's video where he's Jacob, I realize that Edward practically exposed vampire kind to humans, almost killed himself, kicked alot of vampire butt in Eclipse and did alot of things just for Bella. All Jacob ever does is take his shirt of like a million times and puts Bella in danger. *Most of the stuff I just said in those last two statements, are Shane Dawson's words, not mine*. Alice is my favorite character and JASPER IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Have you guys heard the Edward Cullen song? For some reason, I found it highly amusing and funny.)

Vampire Diaries (I've read the first 20 pages and it's really good. I gotta finish it.)

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner (Yeah, I know it could be counted as Twilight, but still, it's its own seperate story line and plot)

39 Clues (Ekaterina or Janus)

Inheritance Cycle (Can't wait for the last book to come out in November! EEEEEEP!!!!! Luv this series!)

Maximum Ride (FANG IS MINE...wait no, HE"S A BASTARD!!!!!!! SO THAT MEANS...IGGY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH TO DYLAN!!!!!!! Fax supporter)

Warrior Cats (Riverclanner and Shadowclanner, Jayfeather and Hawkfrost and Flametail are mine!!!!!!!!!!!)

Harry Potter (Ravenclaw, duh! Well, technically, I have like 5% Slytherin in me. Dramione supporter and RonxHermione supporter. DRACO IS MINE!!!!!! LUNA IS AWESOME!!!!!!(the gryffindor: It's DORKO MALPOO!) I saw the actors that are gonna be playing the 2nd generation characters in Deathly Hallows Part 2, and yeah, the guy who plays Albus (Harry's son) is HOT. Like, yeah, just HOT.

(Ravenclaw: SHUT UP!!!! DRACO IS HOT!!!!!!!!!! AND AWESOME!!!!!!)SNAPE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!)

and a couple others

I lived a few years (like none, actually) in Ecuador, so I speak spanish, and my family speaks spanish, I can't stand bad grammer, my room is almost never neat and I'm very smart. I love Facebook. I love VH1 and hate getting up for school, I am addicted to shopping, I am very sarcastic and I don't care at all what others think. I haven't smoked, or gone on crack, or gotten drunk,or gotten knocked up by somebody and I haven't knocked up anyone (well, technically, at my age, that stuff isn't really possible, especially those last two statements)

What I like: Glee, Jersey Shore, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Danny Phantom (jeez, I know I'm waaaay too old for his show, but I don't give a -beep-!) ice cream, Degrassi, P!nk, Linkin Park , Hey Monday, Evanescence (my mom says their songs are "dark and innapropriate", but they are and I don't really care), Ke$ha, Far East Movement, Big Time Rush, Allstar Weekend, Owl City, Taylor Swift, Nigahiga (Do YOU want a Bigbouncyinflatablegreenball? Try saying that three times fast), IJustine, FRED, Annoying Orange, Charlie the Unicorn, Shane Dawson (he's hawt...and awesome), shopping, Hot Topic, Aeropostale, Hollister, Pac Sun, Claire's, Christina Perri, Black Eyed Peas, sunny days, internet acsses (spelling?), eyeliner, eyeshadow, Chapstick, Invader Zim (Gir is adorable!), FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!! (I luv it now that I got an an account.)

What I don't like: Hannah Montanna, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, pretty much all the "Disney Girls", Jenna Rose (look up the video "My Jeans Jenna Rose" and you'll see why I hate her), Rebecca Black, Crocs brand shoes (they're comfy and all, but they're soooo ugly),Kanye West, some people, JUSTINE BEAVER (It's pronounced Jus-teen Beaver) chocolate...

the Gryffindor:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, the Ravenclaw can be BORING(Ravenclaw: Shut up) some times and has NO TASTE in music. Sorry, Ravenclaw, but you gotta love me. But now you've got me so all is well. ;)

Yes, it's true. The Ravenclaw is VERY random so she doesn't lie. (Ravenclaw: I LIKE KITTENS!)

I was born in California (gurls we're unforgetable! :D) but I'm half Brazilian so I speak Portugese. Oh yeh! Point 1 for the Gryffindor!

Percy Jackson and the Olymipans (daughter of Artemis!)(Ravenclaw: Not really possible...but okay, have it your way!)

(the gryffindor: is it possible for u to have nico, fang, and Draco? I DON'T THINK SO!)

(Ravenclaw: Yeah it is possible for me to have 3 hot boys from books 'cause I'm just awesome like that. Oh come on now, I knew you couldn't stay away from Draco... Wait, make that 5 hot boys from books 'cause I just added Jacob Black and Jasper Hale to the list.)

(The gryffindor: um, its impossible 4 u 2 date book characters)

(Raven: Kill joy...well, it's impossible for you to date the guy slut at our school)

Harry Potter (guess what house. :) I hate DracoxHermione and SnapexHermione (Ravenclaw: SnapexHermione is perverted). Like HarryxGinny(Ravenclaw: I will always hate Ginny for no reason...) and RonxHermione)

Hunger Games (team Peeta. *points gun at Gale* "any last words?")(Ravenclaw: Agreed. *shoots Gales*)

(The gryffindor: *pulls out check list* "now for Draco. . . Hey! You, Draco, over here!")

(Ravenclaw: Over my dead body)

(Gryffindor: Ok, *shoots Ravenclaw* stupid fangirl. Gryffindor: oh, dear god! Malfoy you piece of >language censored for children under age of 10)

(Ravenclaw: Really? I'm still alive and I'm not a stupid fan girl! I'm just obssesive and quite spazzy...)

39 clues (Janus. AmyxIan)

(Ravenclaw: so true, but that pairing kinda reminds me of DracoxHermione)

(the gryffindor: if a pairing can happen, it's not like Dramione) )

Warriors (RiverClan)


Maximum Ride: Team I'm-not-sure. I hate Fang, but I'm not to crazy about Dylan either. But Angel did have a lot of cute DylanxMax moments and Fang had a lot of FangxMax moments. I say: shut up and let James Patterson decided who Max ends up with. I mean, she does belong to James Patterson, not any of you freaking fangirls. And Iggy belongs to him too. and Fang, for all you obsessed fangirls (*cough, cough* Raven *cough, cough*).

(Ravenclaw:I rest my case. FANG IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND SO IS IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(The gryffindor: ok, I hate Fang now. U fangirls can HAVE that douchebag!)

(Raven: I rest my case.)

and more. :)

I like: Justin Beiber, Taylor swift, Selena gomez, Owl city, Ke$ha, Big Time Rush(Ravenclaw: Awesome!), All star weekend(Ravenclaw: Awesome!), and Grayson Chance (all the awesome ones :). The Simpsons, Futurama, Invador Zim (I saw only about 4 episodes, but it's still cool), other funny stuff. Fanfiction.net. I have a Facebook and I care that I have one. I luv Facebook, it's my life. Facebook rocks, if you don't have one you need one. I love Youtube and all the awesome sites. And plus, to that guy who posted crap about the Ravenclaw's story (yes, for those who ARE mad, it was her story. *)) SCREW YOU! The ravenclaw didn't know that other author because seriously, who does? And last I checked, this is FANFICTION.NET, where you post your stories for FUN! And I read the other story, the plot line isn't the same, it's no where close to her story. It's just the same pairing, you *hole.

I hate: Rebecca Black(Ravenclaw: Thankyou for your um *coughs* lovely song Rebecca, but we are all perfectley capable of knowing what day comes after Thursday and before Saturday), Hannah montanna. :P.

I'm sarcastic, calm, random, funny, and a lot of other stuff. NO! i haven't drunk, smoked, or anything stupid that messes up your heart or lungs or brain. Got a problem? Bite me. >:). I'm pretty brave, a book worm, and computer person, all that stuff. Got a problem with me? Tell it to my face. Then I'll kick your a* quicker. I hate getting up for school, and I hate school, but I love the friends (Yay!I feel loved!). Yes, I'm a very nice person, ask anybody. :). (Ravenclaw: The Gryffindor is not nice. You have it straight from a witness.) (The Gryffindor: Bite me)

The Gryffindor:

Hair: brown, red tints (small red tints)

Eye color: brown

height: um. . . . .yeah so what?

Age: why do u wanna know?

Name: Nicole

Grade: cheese (Ravenclaw: What kind of cheese?) (The gryffindor: cheddar) (Ravenclaw: I don't like cheddar...)

RAVENCLAW: (I fixed all of the Gryffindor's bad grammer!)

Hair Color: Dark brown, almost black, natural light brown, almost blonde streaks Eye color: brown

Height: not tall at all


Name: Lily




This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

RAVENCLAW: (this was really freaky and I got scared, so I had to post it)

there were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what youjust said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anythingshe opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?


Copy and pastes

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out February 2012)

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


92 percent of American teens that are Maximum ride fangirls would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...



List your 10 favorite Warrior Cats characters in no particular order:

1. Breezepelt

2. Feathertail

3. Jayfeather (that's actually my fave)

4. Brambleclaw

5. Crowfeather

6. Tigerstar

7. Hawkfrost

8. Ivypool (yes, I read Sign of the Moon)

9. Heathertail

10. Flametail

Now answer the following questions:

1. Have you ever read a nine/one fluff?
Yes, I have, and I hate them. As much as I love Breezepelt AND Heathertail, I'm a LionxHeather supporter. DAMN YOU CINDERHEART!!!!!

2. Create a summary for a eight/five romance fic.
umm...wow...I really can't imagine that...at all

3. How hot do you think six is?
not hot. at all. Now if it's number three, then that would've been a different answer...

4. If you had to choose a theme song for 2, what would it be?
"If I Die Young" by some band whose name I forgot

5. What would number 7 say if he was in a relationship with number 3 and number cheated on him with number 10?
"JAY-JAY!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING? YOU LET ME DOWN AND THE FANGIRLS KITTIES!!!!!!"*Hawky signlas with his tail to Willowspirit (that's my character. She's a Riverclan warrior. She's a white she cat with thin silver tabby stripes and a fluffy white tail and silver paws and electric blue eyes) and a bunch of other Jay-Jay fangirls* Jay-Jay: "Ummm...RUN FLAMEY RUN!!!!!!! RUN AS FAST AS YOUR STUBBY LITTLE LEGS CAN CARRY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"



When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I b ecametheirfriend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly"owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter camp aigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.

Anyone who supports this, add this prayer to your profile.


Imagine sending your child away from you

Imagine watching from a distance as your child grew up.

Imagine watching your child save lives, knowing he would give up his own

Imagine seeing people praising your child, knowing what was in store

Imagine seeing groups plotting to kill your child

Imagine telling your child there was no other way

Imagine watching your child get betrayed by his own follower

Imagine seeing your child whipped, beaten, spit on by those he was to save

Imagine watching your child die in pain and agony after several hours, only to save the lives of all people

Imagine seeing your child trying to conquer death itself and succeding

Imagine seeing the people your child saved ignoring you, swearing on you, rejecting you

Imagine that of all the love you dished out, only a microscopic portion was sent back

Imagine giving everything, absolutely everything, and receiving almost nothing but a slap in the face.



"Naw dip sherlock."--my friend Kim (Now she has me saying that)

"I choose you, Max"--MAX, Maximum Ride, James Patterson (I actually laughed when I read that cuz I used to love Pokemon and well, you get the idea. I was like: "Well. That's a Pokemon moment.")

"With great power...comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."--Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian, Rick Riordan

"I need some talent right now-ow-ow! I need some talent, I need some talent right now-ow-OW! OWWIE! Dammit!" --My friend Maria while we were at my house and "Somebody to Love" by JUSTINE BEAVER came on and then when she was making up her own lyrics, I accidentaly stepped on her toe

"...Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact reamains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants too, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. ..."--Fred Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K Rowling

"We can make it through school hallways. All we have to do is swim" ~The Griffindor

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" ~Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Yeah, I've been held back more times than I can count . . . . . which is probably why I keep getting held back" -Nelson- the Simpsons

"Janey's dad takes her to the zoo once a month. Why can't you do that?" "Sweetie, you know daddys not allowed at the zoo anymore!" -Homer and Lisa- The Simpsons

"If I do something bad, and there's no one there to catch me, does that make me good?" -Bart- The Simpsons

"I want to get famous for something amazing, not just some stupid fad" -Lisa- The Simpsons

"Now you know. I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy, fraud" -Bender- Futurama



1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

sorta...in his own special way...yes

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

no, but it was sad

3. Do you think Fang is hot?
sorta. yeah...

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?


5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yeah. I think of Chewbaca!

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

heck yeah

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I sqeed alot.But at times, I also find myself saying: "Okay, WTF? This is starting to turn into a melodrama soap opera."

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I knew they'd get back together because it wouldn't really be Maximum ride without the flock

9. Who is your favorite character?

um...kinda hard. It's a tie between Fang and Iggy

10. Do you like Jeb?

not really. I think he's bi-polar and apparently, alot of authors and people, including Saint. Fang of Boredom (who BTW is the best author ever!) think that too

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

hell yeah

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Naw dip sherlock. The Final warning is the dumbest book in the series

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

not really...I hate Angel though and Nudge is awesome

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

In order:
3.Angel Experiment

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?


16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

yeah...I actually had a dream about Dylan(he really should leave the flock...no wait! I'd be better if he just went straight to the underworld and left Fang and Max alone. He would be doing everyone a huge favor) singing "If I Was A Girl" (the Dave Days parody)

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I thought it was the guy in the sewer in AE

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Totaly! Fang would be lead singer and playing electric guitar, Iggy would play keyboard, Nudge would be like back up singer, Max would be on bass and Gazzy on drums (I didn't include Angel cuz I hate her and Dylan's a weirdo)

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

It had nothing to do with the other books. Besides, Bridgid is...eew

20. MIGGY or FAX?



HARRY POTTER 2ND GENERATION: Okay, some people clearly have no clue of the HP second generation characters and that really iritates me, so just for your information, I did a chart:

Child: Lily Luna Potter* Mother: Ginny Weasley Father: Harry Potter
Child: James Siruis Potter* Mother: Ginny Weasley Father: Harry Potter
Child: Albus Severus Potter* Mother: Ginny Weasley Father: Harry Potter

Child: Hugo Weasley Mother: Hermione Granger Father: Ron Weasley
Child: Rose Weasley Mother: Hermione Granger Father: Ron Weasley

Child: Victoire Weasley* Mother: Fleur Delacour Father: Bill Weasley
Child: Dominique Weasley Mother: Fleur Delacour Father: Bill Weasley
Child: Louise Weasley Mother: Fleur Delacour Father: Bill Weasley

Child: Scorpius Weasley Mother: Astoria Greengrass Father: Draco Malfoy

Child: Lorcan Scamander Mother: Luna Lovegood Father: Rolf Scamander
Child: Lysnader Scamander Mother: Luna Lovegood Father: Rolf Scamander

Child: Fred Weasley II Mother: Angelina Johnson Father: George Weasley
Child: Roxanne weasley Mother: Angelina Johnson Father: George Weasley

Child: Lucy Weasley Mother: Some Ravenclaw Named Audrey Father: Percy Weasley
Child: Molly Weasley II Mother: Some Ravenclaw Named Audrey Father: Percy Weasley

Child: Teddy Weasley Mother: Nymphadora Tonks Father: Remus Lupin

*The three potter kids middle names are the only known middle names of 2nd generation
* I have no idea hot to pronouce Victoire's name. I just pronounce it Victoria.

Okay, there are other couples that really do happen, but I didn't list them, cuz we don't know the name of their kids.


Yeah...I really hope that ScorpiusxRose is a true pairing, cuz dramione obviously didn't work out, much to my distress, but now there's a chance that their kids will be together! YAY! Keep your fingers crossed ScorpiusxRose fans!

Also, we know that from the epilouge of the 7th book, that VictiorexTeddy HAS a pretty GOOD chance of happening. Keep your fingers crossed!



the ravenclaw:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

the gryffindor:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

the ravenclaw: TOTAL: 6 (wow, I am not in touch with my guy side, but I don't care at all)

The gryffindor: TOTAL:13 ok, yes, i sometimes talk with food in my mouth at HOME!!!!! get a GRIP, people!


the ravenclaw:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kd.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.

the gryffindor:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kd.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

the Ravenclaw:TOTAL: 24 (I'm more of a girl than a guy, but hey, I am!)

The gryffinndor: TOTAL: 6 (I am not girly)


the ravenclaw:

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

The Gryffindor:

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

the ravenclaw: Total: 10 (yeah, that's accurate)

The gryffindor: TOTAL: 8 (big dif)


X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

The Ravenclaw:Total: 2 (I can't help my hair color and I love Hot Topic and it is not just for goths and emos, and I'm neither)

The Gryffindor: Total: 1 (Nicole, if your hair isn't blonde, it's considered dark)


X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) (I got pink streaks last week!)
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3 (I'm not very punk...)

The gryffindor: Total: 3


X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5 (I actually thought I was a major geek, but apparentley, I am not)

The gryffindor: Total: 3. Not very geeky


X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 0 (true...)

The gryffindor: Total: 1 (I watch the Super Bowl)


X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

The Ravenclaw: Total: 6 (very true...Gosh, I got that Panic! At the Disco song stuck in my head.)

The gryffindor: Total: 2



FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN -- RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's -- that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say " Now bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks crap about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fnick out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!


YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)


YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal)

blue jungle cat (hehe..)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

Andrea Holly

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Rivliriv (I actually hate Star Wars)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Purple Fanta

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name)

Ivaineo (I can't pronounce that)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)

Ione ('kay)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Indigo (that does not make sense because it's two colors put together)

YOUR STRIPPER NAME (Your first pets name, first street you lived on)

Nicki Lane


female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Man: Are you from Tenessee, 'cause your the only TEN-I-SEE
Woman: No, but are you from Zeroland, because obvioulsy, you don't look right.


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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Luna Lovegood

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Bellatrix Lestrange

5. Draco Malfoy

6. Severus Snape

7. Neville Longbottom

8. Fred Weasley

9. George Weasley

10. Lord Voldemort

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before? No, and I hope none exist, but knowing there are alot of pervs out there, there are probably some

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Yeah! Not as hot as Draco though!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Um... a very perverted baby... THAT PAIRING IS JUST EEEW!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? I don't think I've read any, but there probably is

5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Maybe. They're both the same age and I've seen a fic about them before

6. Four/eight or four/nine? Um... even though that pairing is perverted, it doesn't really matter and Fred is dead, so yeah, Four/Nine

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? I don't think Snape would really care if his students were gay and dating their siblings...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. How 'bout a 23 word summary: Hermione Granger goes back in time with the time turner to the Marauder Era and finds herself falling for the fifteen year old Severus Snape. But what will her boyfriend Ron Weasley think of this when he goes back in time with Hermione and finds Severus and Hermione in a corridor alone, and making out? (that would be a good fic actually...but still...Hermione/Snape is just gross)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? YES! Yes there is! I believe if Voldemort hadn't gotten killed, he would dated Bellatrix!

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. I Believe Nargles Exist (that would only work if Draco was nice enough to comfort and help Luna in the Malfoy Manor when she was down there in the dungeon) (HEY! THE RAVENCLAW ACTUALLY MADE THIS FIC AND POSTED IT! CHECK IT OUT AND REVIEW!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one? ...no comment for the lesbian pairing...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? Most of my friends aren't pervs and the ones that are don't read Harry Potter

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me! (that would work if Voldemort thought he was a girl)


Write 11 Maximum Ride / Percy Jackson characters in whatever order than follow the instructons:

1. Nico

2. Fang.

3. Iggy

4. Thalia

5. Annabeth

6. Nudge

7. Gazzy

8. Percy

9. Bianca di Angelo

10. Zoe Nightshade

11. Max

1) have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? No, and I don't want to, considering how lesbian that is.

2) do you think four is hot? how hot? No comment because I'm a girl and number four is a girl too...

3) what would happen if eleven got eight pregnant? Well, it's not a gay pairing, but then again, 11 is a girl and 8 is a guy, so that's just perverted and both 11 and 8 are in a relationship with other people.

4)do you recall any fics about nine? I've seen some fics about Bianca, but I haven't read any

5) would two and six make a good couple? No. Just no.

6) five/nine or five/ten? Niether... those are both lesbian pairings lesbian and Annabeth has a boyfriend...

7) what would happen if seven walked in on one and two in an awkward situation? Gazzy would've said: "MY EYES!" and go hide under a bed and when Max asks him what's wrong, he tells on Fang and Nico and then Max slaps them both for being gay

8) make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Iggy dies and goes to the Underworld. There he meets Zoe Nightshade and sprks fly. (IDK!)

9) is there any such thing as a one/eight fluff? It would be nice if I could say , but I've seen some, but haven't read any. Besides, that's a gay pairing and they're cousins.

10) suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort fic. Idk...

11) what kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? I really can't stand that pairing, because Nico is mine, so I'm not answering this one.

12) does anyone on your friends list read three slash? Um...no.

13) does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? The Gryffindor drew Max and Fang on the back of her notebook, so yeah.

14) would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? No, but I'd be a kinda cool love triangle. Fang/Thalia/Annabeth

15) what might ten scream in a moment of great passion? I'm not answering that...because I'm not a perv who actually thinks about that crap and about book characters doing that crap...

16) if you wrote a song fic about eight what song would you choose? There's alot to choose from, but I'm too lazy to think of any.

17) if you wrote a one/six/ten fic what would the warning be? BEWARE OF THE PERV THAT WROTE THIS! (joking! but seriously, weird story)

18) what would be a good pickup line for ten to use on two? "Stop being so emo. I don't like emos." Idk, Fang is kinda emo and looking at Zoe's personality, I think she wouldn't like him because he's a little bit emo.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

(I added 51-55)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination even though they're just as effective

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards or Yu-Gi-Oh cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive ( The Gryffindors will win!)

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearning an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I am not allowed to call Cedric Diggery Edward Cullen by "accident"

52) I am not able to go running around screaming: I saw Harry cutting in the girls bathroom!

53) I'm banned from teaming up against the 1st years with Peeves.

54) Telling people that Cedric turned into a 1918 vampire will get me suspended.

55) I can't called Professer McGonnagal a cougar.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you


A-Z About me!!!

A - Available? Yeah, sure I guess, but I'm kinda waiting for that special someone that the Gryffindor knows who he is...
B - Best Friend(s)? Nicole (the Gryffindor), Ciyetzi, Kim, Mariana

C- Crush(es)? Um...wow...that'd actually be like two people. This boy at my school named Hunter and he's actually my friend and he's really hot...and Shane Dawson!
D - Dog's name? Princie.
E - Earliest age you said a curse word? Um...third grade, so I was like 8. I said "damn"
F - Favorite Food? Pizza...can't decide
G - Gummy worms or bears? Worms. Their funner to eat. The green ones are the best.
H - Hometown? Manhattan, NY
I - If you could date anyone in your school, who would it be? Probably that boy named Hunter that I have a HUGE crush on.
J - Job? I'm 11. I'm not old enough and I don't wanna...yet
K - Kids? See above.
L - Longest time you've had to wait in line for a ride? 3 hours to ride the Carolina Cobra last year.
M - Milk flavor? Eeew. I hate dairy and milk and all that shit.
N - Number of siblings? Only child.
O - One wish? That I have 2 million wishes.
P - Phobias? SPIDERS! And needles and hieghts...
Q - Quote? Anything from Futurama or the Simpsons.
R - Reason to wake up everyday and keep on going- My family, my friends
S - Song you last heard? Blow, Ke$ha
T - Time you woke up 9:30 AM
U - Unoknown fact about me? Why do you need to know?
V - Vegtables? Yes or No? Uh, yeah. I wish I could be vegetarian, but my mom won't let me because apparently "You need fiber in you system!"
W - Worst habit? Biting my nails. :(
X - X-rays? None
Y - Yo mom, bitch! Yo mom too, bastard.
Z - Zodiac Sign? Virgo


A B C D E F G...the gummi bears are chasing me.

One is red, one is blue, the green one's peeing on my shoe.

Now I'm running for my life, cuz the red on has a knife!

(repost this song if you think that gummi bears and Legos are gonna cause the apocalypse in 2012)

Here's a llama,
There's a llama,
And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama,
Funny llama,
Llama, Llama

Repost this if you love llamas

-Edward Cullen Song Lyrics- (I DO NOT OWN THIS!) (Sing to the tune of Heartless by Kanye west)


(there's the link to watch on YouTube)

In Twilight, this guy I know,
Palest skin you ever saw,
All the girls still want him though,
And know you know,
I wanna be like Edward Cullen,
I wanna be Edward Cullen,
Wish I could be edward Cullen

Wish I could be Cul-len,yo
Wish I could get all the girls,yo,
Didn't have to breath,
Didn't have to eat food,
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts,
I wanna sparkle in that light and drive a Volvo,
And honestly I wanna play the piano,
Although it would suck that I would never turn 18,
Cuz I know pedophiles would try to rape me

I wanna say that Dracula is my homie,
Be a vegetarian even though I eat meat,
I wanna say that Carlilse is my daddy,

That's such an awesome name,
They'll all be jealous of me


Wish I could be in Dr.Cullen's,
Family and the Olympic Coven,
Then Edward can be my brethren,
And he can tell me how to be more like him,
Jasper and Emmet are so cool also,
And Alice is like Katy Perry,
Hot n Cold,
I don't wanna be near Rosalie, though,
Cuz I have a thing about be around A-Holes

I'd run and tell Edward,
To leave Bella, please,
It's obvious she'd much rather,
Be with me,
But if he says no,
Then I'll have to agree,
Cuz honestly,
He can beat the crap outta me


Walkin', Walkin', Walkin's
Wish I could do the Edward Run,
Then I would be realy quick too,
And get back in time for Scooby Doo

If I were Edward,
I would be,
A million times hotter than he could ever be,
And James would be afraid of me!
I would live happily

I wanna read other people's thoughts,
I wanna have edward Cullen's life,
I wanna graduate a thousand times.


Cullen, Cullen Cullen x3


Hello, welcome to Umbrella Beach.
Be sure to put on sun block, so you don't get a Sunburn.
Would you like to take a Hot Air Balloon, where you go so far up, you could say "Hello Seattle!" to the city of seattle?
Or perhaps climb to the Tip of the Iceburg far out in the water?
But as you climb, beware of the Tidal Wave.
Would you like to take a bicyle down to the mountains, and cycle in the caverns?
Don't be afraid, our caverns rarely Cave In, but just in case of the Strawberry Avalanche, wear a helmet.
Join us in the Money Hunt, where the phrase "The early bird gets the worm" applies truthfuly because of the Bird and the Worm patrol around to make sure there are no cheaters, so therfore, you have the staisfaction of playing honestly.
The Saltwater Room is the special room in your hotel, waiting for you.
Get On The Wing of one of our Pterodactyls, they don't bite.
You may admire the butterfly gardens, where the Butterfly Wings vary in color from purple to vivid blue.
In the afternoon, join us on the beach to watch the Vanilla Twilight, the Meteor Shower and the Fireflies.
for a souvenier, make sure to go to "Rugs from me to you" to get a handmade rug to take home with you from the island.
I hope you visit again, I'm sure If My Heart Was A House you'd be in there every time.

Repost this if you love Owl City!

If you've re-read page 113 in the Throne of Fire so many times you've memorized it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At first, I was like: "Aww..." "Then I was like: "Oh yeah! Screw you Walt!" I hate Walt.)

If you are a proud TKC addict, and aren't ashamed to scream it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Uh, hell no)

If you can't count high enough to get to the number of times you've read TRP, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've actually told people that you're in love with a TKC character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (*coughs nonchalanlty* uh, not really...but my FRIEND kinda told everyone, including my crush in real life that I like my crush...)

Screw Jacob, I'm team Anubis! If you 100% agree with this statement, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hell,I'm not even Team Jacob..I'm Team Edward)

Why Zarter? Zia tried to kill them in the first place! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

After reading ToF, if you really want a camel named Katrina now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Set deserved better than a fudging penny jar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sanubis is so cute! Its forbidden love, for God's sake! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It is cute. And forbidden. Your point is?)

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Being 15 is Tougher by BrightBlueConverse reviews
Last year, he proved himself as a hero and finally got his share of glory. Nico's looking foward to things going back to normal; but unfortunately they'll do the opposite. He thought being 14 was tough? Well, being 15 is tougher. Sequel to Being14isTough
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,809 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Nico A.
Remember by Writer of the North reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to know what all the characters are thinking? This story is a portal into their minds and greatest fears. There are possibilities of what may have happened and what may still happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Roran, Brom, King Galbatorix, Selena
Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione by Ada1405 reviews
"Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Girl Behind the Curtain by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Dumb ways to die: Dylan style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, it has something for all the family.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
A Guide to Writing PJO Fanfiction by FreyjasThirteenth reviews
/abandoned due to gradual drifting away from fandom and an oceanfull of newly found apathy. sorry about that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,230 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011
The Boy with the Green Eyes by EnchantedInk13 reviews
Snape pays a visit to 4 Privet Drive on the night Lily dies. While there he makes a vow to protect Harry Potter - a vow that he will never fail to keep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Severus S.
A Summer to Remember by Janelle Malfoy reviews
It's summer, Hermione Granger has just gotten back from Hogwarts, and was falling back into her muggle ways. What happens when she sees someone she didn't think she would have to deal with for the rest of the summer? First fic, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,958 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
A Day With Auntie Bella by Cattyline reviews
Everyone sees him as the cold, aloof, rich Slytherin. Everyone sees her as the crazy, obsessive, and every-other-synonym-for-insane Death Eater. Put them together, however, and the picture becomes unrecognizably...odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Bellatrix L.
Psychoanalysis in Alagaesia by Witchy Pixie reviews
I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
By the Light of a Spark by Collier World reviews
Seasons change. Plans shift. Armies move. As the Varden push closer to the capitol, Eragon and Saphira face challenges they have never dreamt of before. The war will culminate in the greatest battle the world has ever seen, even as Eragon fights his own.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,023 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Illogical and Stupid by prplemyth reviews
Percabeth? I think YES! A bunch of one-shots from Annabeth's perpective, and we get her side of the story in a bunch of different scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,914 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Percy Jackson and The Dragon Riders of Alagaësia by chinqs reviews
A crossover between Percy Jackson and the Inheritance Cycle. Full summary in my profile. Read and review! Formerly titled 'Empire'. Book 1 of more to come.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,939 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eragon S., Percy J.
The Marvelous Adventures of a Marysue: IC by Witchy Pixie reviews
The beginning of a saga of sue parodies; the Inheritance characters find an MxOC suefic and are soon faced with horrors they never thought possible. Co-written with Evanescence2189
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,846 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
A Leader Must by Cead reviews
A one-shot, Nasuada monologue. The leader of the Varden begins to question herself, and cannot shake the feeling that maybe, just maybe, the reason she is fighting, is to protect the one she truly loves...Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Nasuada - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers: Twilight by Spastic-Kitty reviews
What the characters of Twilight think of some clichés/stories authors write for the fandom. Drabbles and canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
love the way you lie by thecivilunrest reviews
Three words, eight letters, and they hurt like hell coming out. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I'm In Love With a God by moeichi reviews
Everyone has crazy romantic boy problems, and I, Sadie Kane am no exception. The only thing about mine is that...well, I'm in love...with a God. The God of Funerals. How is that even possible?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Maxamorphosis by ironyheartsap reviews
Max learns surprising secrets regarding her DNA; it is partly composed of Vampire DNA. Soon it's mutating out of control, and Max is slowly changing into a vampire. Will the Cullens be able to help? & what about the Volturi? Better/full summary inside.FAX
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,540 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009
A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone by greenconverses reviews
"All right," Rachel says. "So tell me. How's Percy in the sack?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
SAVE THE FAX! RETALIATION ON DYLAN by Heart of Diamond reviews
FAX! FAX! FAX! FAX! Tile says all. Post your angry words for JP on this ANTI-DYLAN RELALIATION FANFIC. Vote Fax forever. NO ONE MESSES WITH THE FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Writer's Block and Complaints by Witchy Pixie reviews
Christopher Paolini is paid some visits.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
You and Me, Truth or Dare by l0ngl0st reviews
Sadie and Anubis are left alone bored one day. With the Feather of Truth, they start a game of Truth or Dare. Needless to say, Sadie ends up regretting it, while Anubis is, to her mind, as infuriating as ever. One-shot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Hearts Fly by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic. Parody of the song 'Lumos Flies' by ALL CAPS, which is a parody of the song 'Fireflies' by Owl City. After Fang leaves, he and Max have a lot of thinking to do; about each other and where they will go from here. Takes place after FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Happy Hunter Games: Everbean Style by MaddieMary reviews
Katnit Everbean is shocked when she finds herself a tribute in the 74th Hunter Games with Peetal Mellurk. A parody of The Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Katniss E.
What Do I Do? by Sweetest-downdfall reviews
I, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy am in love, I think, with Rose Weasley who is very beautiful and everything I could ever want but who is forbidden. Her father would surely kill me if he knew how I felt about his only daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Battle of the Raps by prplemyth reviews
It's a dreary day at camp with everyone fearing the impending invasion by Kronos and their possible deaths, and what better to lighten the mood? RAP BATTLE! True ridiculousness. Rating for language only.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Change by Celebel Svit-kona reviews
Change-Something that is constantly screwing with our lives. In Alagaesia there's a lot of change, and it always has an impact; some good and some bad. News of a discovered tunnel changes the Varden's chances, and a revived love must be kept secret.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 67,285 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
trapped inside a pretty little lie by thecivilunrest reviews
Thin ice breaks easily. Teddy/Victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Chained and Bound by OnyxEagle01 reviews
The year is 1805, and slavery is legal in the United States. Nudge works on a plantation owned by Iggy's wealthy family, but when they fall in love things begin to spiral out of control. Rated T, but may be bumped up. Niggy. AU. No wings. Try it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
Suck It Up, Conner! by thecivilunrest reviews
'Why does it seem like I'm always in the middle of everything important in their life' Sequel to 'Shut Up, Conner' Travis/Katie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Connor S. - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: Wanna Be Fang Cullen by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song to go along with my 'Fly By Twilight' series. Based on 'The Edward Cullen Song'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Being 14 is Tough by BrightBlueConverse reviews
A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,289 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
The Significance of a Golden Lily by justtestingmyboundaries reviews
A century passed since Eragon took off for Vroengard for purely dutiful reasons. Now he decided to come back only to discover a shocking truth about the friend he had abandoned so long ago. ExA One- shot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Mystery of the Spirit Gems by KicsterAsh reviews
Five years pass since Danny left. Sam, now a single mother, and Tucker, mayor of Amity Park, still long to be reunited with their best friend. When Andy, Sam's son, discovers a jewel, a race between human and ghost begins, in order to reach the prize
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,366 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Return of the Hero by KicsterAsh reviews
After full-filling his dream of becoming an astronaut at NASA, Danny returns to Amity Park after several years of escaping his home town. He wants nothing to do with being a hero anymore, but a new ghost foe causes Danny to rethink his choice.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,442 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
A Sister's Love by camillexelisabeth reviews
As she fell, there was one name on her lips. One-shot R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bianca A., Nico A. - Complete
Outside View by greenconverses reviews
It doesn't take Jason long to learn that in the case of Percy and Annabeth, love is competitive and stupid. Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO and with minor references to the new series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Shut Up, Conner! by thecivilunrest reviews
"Again with the shut up comment. If the two of them ever have kids, I'm never going to be able to talk again." Conner's POV on Travis and Katie's relationship. Travis/Katie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8284 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Love Story, Sort Of by MuslimBarbie reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The First Time by thecivilunrest reviews
The first time someone says I love you is the sweetest. Fluff, cute one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Twilight Rewritten by Chasmofinsanity reviews
Twilight rewritten. literally.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Wander by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Severus Snape, in ten drabbles. Oneshot. "Not all who wander are lost." For my Life Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
PinkyPromise by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Scorpius falls for her in 3rd year, and a romance for the history books is born. Through beauty, envy, vanity, fountains, and love, Scorpius and Lily's stories are told. Oneshot, for the Planetary Prose challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Scorpius M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Luna's Light by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
Complete. One-shot. When everything else is dark, she finds a way out. What is it that makes Luna Lovegood a light in the darkness? A story about her captivity with Ollivander, her family, and her smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
What Does This Button Do? by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Hormonal Ginny, idiotic Dudley, cautious Harry, and Mario Party. What more could go wrong? Hopefully humourous. ONESHOT :To WritingxOnxWalls:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Our Bodies are Magic! by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by mustardgirl1128 reviews
COMPLETE! Written for The Twelve Fics of Christmas. This is Narcissa Black Malfoy's life, random little bits and pieces for you to piece together. Chapter Twelve: Photograph
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Stars in Your Eyes by mustardgirl1128 reviews
A TeddyVictoire inspired by the song Mary's Song, but not a songfic. Random moments in the epic romance of Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley, remembered by an aged Victoire. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Reasons Why I Can't Ask Lily Evans Out by mustardgirl1128 reviews
I was stuck. Blissfully stuck, yes, but stuck nonetheless...How I think James went about getting Lily ::ONESHOT::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate Frog by ziasudra reviews
The chocolate frog started following Severus around...Written in honour of Snape's birthday, January 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Author Gal reviews
There is only one thing worse than having a baby, and that’s having a Malfoy Baby. Pansy learns exactly what it takes to prepare for an heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
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All Because of a Twix Bar reviews
What happens when Travis Stoll finds Katie Gardner in the woods eating a Twix Bar?Read to find out!Tratie one-shot and somewhat fluff. PLEASE R&R! This is my first fic, so be nice. Rated T for violence and because I'm paranoid!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Different People Have Different Ways reviews
See how different the Houses are in this fic where they try to get across a gorge to get their lives desires.Please read!I hope it's not crap.Rated T for cursing and just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Wings of Death reviews
Have you guys ever noticed that Nico and Fang look so alike?What if they were brothers?What if Fang's a demigod?Join the characters of Max Ride,Percy Jackson and HP on this quest where villians from all 3 series unite?Rated T for swearing.PLEASE R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Fang, Nico A.
I Believe Nargles Exist reviews
Draco goes down to the dungeon in Malfoy Manor to comfort Luna just because his conscience tells him to.Pretend Ollivander isn't there.Takes part in HP7.Not a fluff.PLEASE R&R!Just a random idea so it might not be so good.Rated T for mild swearing.1shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete