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These Seeminly Random Words Are From The Prestigious Laptop of Shahd "Shoez" SHAKER
Stereotypes SUCK (like juice boxes)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
HeLLLOOOO Fanfic dot com!!!!! I'm Shahd, call me Shoez or Doodle or think of a better nickname for me coz all of mine are either suckish or insulting.
I reluctantly turned 14 on April 1st (no foolin) and I'm in the 9th grade. Not sure how but I think I was smart and I dumbed and shallowed and deepened (at the same time?) over the years...
And Now the short story of HOW I FOUND FAN FICTION
So, I discovered this place, (yes in my brain fanfic.com is a little huge town of awesome dorks who don't mind letters in the continent of "InterNetLand" that exist in the corners and center and just about the intire being of my Imaginaaaaaaaation *sparkle sparkle*), when I met some guy in a trench coat in a dark and eery alleyway who sold and got me hooked on the mindboggleing crack of HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! *insert imaginary spell explosions here*
Then after getting hooked like a sissy-la-la 1 month old fish with a sprained fin, I discovered that their were only two movies left to come out and the books were over. And that sent me into a RAGE!!!! IT WAS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!!!!! So, I started looking for more, I turned to my guru Goggle and I found this place. And thus, my entire reason of getting up in the morning was found... WoW thats sad...
Yay Line Break!!!!!
So I would like to share some of my favorite quotes since thats what people seem to do on their profile here. Not that Im a follower, or a wannabe, I'm a drifter I make my own rules and trends and stuff... yeah...
"Dude, Life's Tough. Get a Helmet."- Eric Matthews
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” - George Carlin
“You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.” - C. S. Lewis
"Did you know that dolphins are actually gay sharks?"- Brittany from Glee
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."- Me... No, Really, Me aybe
"Ambition is a dream with a v8 engine"- Elvis Prestley
"You can't always get what you want. But if you try, sometimes you find you get what you need"- The Rolling Stones
"Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes, doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes"- Avenue Q
"Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten"- Stitch
"Eat yourself before someone eats you"-Ondine Atwa (friend from school)
" Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good."- George Feeny
"See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. No, I mean they are. "- Eric Matthews
" It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker."-Eric Matthews
" How do you accidently kiss someone? Did she slip on a rug, and your lips broke her fall? "- Topanga Lawrence
"I'm no rocket scientologist."- Shawn Hunter
" Friendship for example, is a real gift. It's given with no expectations and no gratitude is needed, not between real friends. "- George Feeny
" Do you know what Scooby did when Shaggy fell in the well? He SAVED him. He saved him because he LOVED him. Why won't you save me? "- An orphan named Tommy
If you say you haven't (had sex), you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't.-Alison Reynolds
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.- Andrew Clark
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
When you grow up, your heart dies.- Alison Reynolds
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. -Walt Disney
Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children. -Walt Disney
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. -Walt Disney
It's kind of fun to do the impossible. -Walt Disney
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique. -Walt Disney
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. -Walt Disney
We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. -Walt Disney
When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable. -Walt Disney
You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway. -Walt Disney
"...And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are imune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through"- David Bowie
"Push it till you can't then demand more. Determinate."- Lemonade Mouth
"I'm nobody! Who are you?
How dreary to be somebody!
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
Total so far: $150
Total so far: $235
Total so far: $335
Total so far: $655
Total so far: $1,255
Total so far: $1,330
Total so far: $1,780
Favorite Colors (multiple):
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
Final Total: $4,580... WOW I'm expensive!!! I can't even afford myself... Could somebody tell that to my mom?
I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
7 Awwww I wanna be a daughter of Poseidon and ride fish ponies and eat peanut butter and make things go boom. And ride hurricanes coz that would be sweeeeet.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
6 ummm for some strange reason I seem to be the only PJO fan I've met who wouldn't want to be a daughter of Athena. I don't know, she just doesn't strike me as a very caring mom, she's more of an ice queen and a bit controlling and I just think a mom should be more affectionate. Plus Daughters of Athena get NO special powers!!! There is no point in a magical normal if you don't get magic powers out of it.m Can you say major rip off; no mom and when you do get one she's kinda frigid, you are forced to believe in stuff that is awesome yet straight jacket worthy, you have to live up to the "scary, badass, can't take a joke" stereotype and you get no powers. I bet you don't even get a belly button. OK, monolog ending now.
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
You have a way with tools.
Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
5 ... You know she is the godess of LOVE as well as beauty right. I love Aphrodite and I hate it when people just shove her aside like she's nothing but some shallow weak godess just because she likes to look nice. The main source of beauty is inner beauty so I imagine she's really sweet and I'd kinda like to be her daughter... if it cake with magical powers of coarse. But not charmspeak, maybe something like feeling and manipulating emotions and reading auras like Bridge from Power Rangers SPD.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
Soooo I am either a Daughter of Apollo or a Daughter of Hermes. AWESOME! But I'd choose to be a Daughter of Apollo coz then Romans wouldn't hate on me (coz Apollo is still Apollo in Roman), I'd be related to John Lennon, and I'd be able to date Connor!!!!!!! :)
Now to notice something that other people like to avoid because it makes things awkward:
Aren't we all, by taking this quiz, basically wishing away one of our parents in exchange for a magical one that has gotten laid with about a gagillion other people as well as familly members (the Greek god familly tree is practically overflowing with insest) and maybe a couple of animals, has a cabin full children of who you will have to share the attention with, will probably ignore you way worse than your real parents and almost only pay you any attention when they kneed to use you as a pawn or are about to die?
We are basically exchanging our noramal, boring disfunctional families that love us somewhere inside them but we don't see because we are teenagers for an even more dysfunctional family with relatives that sometime try to have you assassinated and a life of danger that never ceases. Yes, that sounds like just the life I desire, and now I feel like a nut job but aren't we all nut jobs... somehow... please ignore this entire passage of crap.
YOUR GUY SIDE
xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an XBox
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. still am
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16 You know it's kind of a good thing. All my better friends are boys and tomboys, the relationships are less complicated and much more deep.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
xYou hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid. (If you count using them as bottle rocket testers o.O)
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 15 Yes I'm kind of girl alright! I get so much greif from my friends for it but I'm proud to be a girly girl who loves guy stuff. And I'm not the type of girlygirl who gossips and sneaks around like a bad mean girl cliché, I like things to sometimes be sweet and smell nice and makeup is fun. It's basically just suttle face paint.
X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.
Total: 5... so if you're family has money that makes you a Prep??? Even if you rebel against them but keep the stuff and the cash because they'll be helpful when you run away to Hawaii? Sounds legit.
X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark. What does being born a brunette have anything to do with being Goth.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
Total: 5. I honestly like that classic Victorian Gothic style. It's hauntingly beautiful.
X You can skateboard (I'd love to learn)
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. ALL OF THE AVOVE BAYBEE!!!
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 5 Huh. My physics teacher stereotypes me as a punk.
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (Thats just bad genetics and too much TV and reading in the dark... oh NOW I get it!)
X You get straight A's
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band. (It's actually rock band at our school. We do ACDC and Queen and Elvis and it's really cool)
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew. (Pushh I don't go out without a parent available because I live in a time of great danger bla bla bla bla bla)
X You always do your homework. (hehehehe funny)
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.
Total: 1 yeah I expected that since I have the hand I coordination of a cross eyed sloth with two broken arms and doing a head stand. Imagine that senario and you've got my behavior during gym class, or at least the gym classes I attend when they manage to find me.. Hehe I'm shneaky..
X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. (How is this hardcore? and personally I'm more of a Power Ranger's girl)
X You never walk anywhere. (No choice I live in an Egyptian dessert like construction site no wear near anything of walking distance. Not to meantion that all the criminals broke free from the prisons and they still haven't caught them all since the revoulution so its not even safe enough for a bike ride round the block. I also broke my bike...that I can't ride...)
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been dyed more than 1 color
Total: 10 Yeah baybee!! I knew there was a name for that girl Boxee on youtube that people say I act like. Welll they actually say I'm like a mashup of Boxee, nigahiga, Jenna Marbles and smosh just less awesome and more awkward. Thanks guys. I don't really see myself as hardcore but I wouldn't punch someone if the called me that, but I'm a bit too peace on earth to be called a hard core.
Isn't it ironic how i started my profile with a 'I Hate stereotypes' thing and now I'm taking a stereotype quiz???