Author has written 4 stories for Child's Play, Wrestling, Prototype, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and Gremlins.
IDOL: Andy Biersack
FAVORITE FILMS: Gremlins,A Nightmare on Elm Street,Friday the 13th,Halloween,Critters,Spaceballs,Blazing Saddles,Young Frankenstein,Gremlins 2,Ghostbusters
COMING UP WITH IDEAS FOR: N/A
FAVORITE BAND, SINGER AND RAPPER: Papa Roach,Mark Crozer,Ronnie Radke, and Black Veil Brides
FAVORITE ACTOR/ACTRESS: Bill Murray
FAVORITE TV SHOW: None
FAVORITE CARTOONS: Chowder,Total Drama,Invader Zim
FAVORITE FILM SERIES: The Critters Series
FAVORITE QUOTE FROM A FILM: "This town voted me out in a land slide...This town can kiss my ass"- Sheriff Harv,Critters 2
Invader Zim Questionnaire: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
In the Massive. Awesome. I eat the snacks all day long and blow stuff up!!!!
2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
None of them
3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
Gir of course
4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?
Backseat drivers from beyond the stars
6. Your Favorite IZ Character?
Ive got 2. Zim and Gir
7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
Ask him to turn me into an Irken
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Gir so we can PARTY ALL NIGHT
10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
1.I am a boy. 2.I am HUMAN. Then i would back away slowly
12. Favorite IZ Pairing?
Zim and Tak
13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question is going!)
We would blow stuff up.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Dancing with Gir
15. Favorite IZ Quote?
i have 2.
: You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell...with your bad self!
: And to make it even sweeter, I'll land The Massive right on top of your landing-pad sized monster of a head, which is disturbingly large
: Nooo! And quit making fun of my head!
16. Favorite Zim Moment?
The first quote in the Favorite IZ quote part.
17. Favorite Dib Moment?
I dont have one
18. Favorite Tallest Moment?
when they call zim and the brain parasite is on his head
19. Favorite GIR Moment?
When hes at the party
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Zim eats Waffles with the giant flesh eating demon squid.
Ok pick 10 characters from a book,video game,tv show etc. No make different situations for you and them.
1.Cryptosporidium (Destroy all Humans)
2.Cartman (South Park)
3.Phineas (Phineas and Ferb)
4.Isabella (Phineas and Ferb)
5.Voltar (L.O.S.E./League of Super Evil)
6.Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
7.Zim (Invader Zim)
8.Blitz (OC from Invader Blitz)
9.Jack (Oc from Jack Attack)
10.Lard Nar (Invader Zim)
1 meets 7,what will it be like?
Crypto and Zim fight till the death
2 and 5 are best friends.What do they do?
Probaly Eat KFC and come up with Evil Schemes
3 thinks for 4 has a crush on him/her
*Facepalm* Took you long enough
4 is asked to go on a date with 3? what is 4's reaction?
Wont have one she'll faint after the question is asked
5 is in love with 1. What is 1's reaction?
He'll probably pull out his Zap-O-Matic and Kill Voltar
6 does something mean to 9. What will 9 do to 6?
Probably Do the old Slice 'N' Dice
7 gets a hold of the main mode of transportation of 1? What will they use it for?
Probably to blow up dibs house
8 and 1 team up to do both of their dreams? What are their dreams?
To Conquer the world.Duh!!
9 and 1 fight. Who wins
Crypto. Jack is deadly enough,so is Crypto,but Crypto's weapons will easily kill him.Probably the Burrow Beast
What animal does 10 look most like? Goat
TOP 99 REASONS NOT TO FUCK WITH CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck? All of it.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris! More than meets the eye, Chuck Norris! Robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influenceto have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Fat Chicks.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by pointing at it with his finger and yelling "Bang!"
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles." Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "Booyah!"
Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane."
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in one hour, and he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh away.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There are no disabled people. There are only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows at all times where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. He impregnated her with one swift punch to the ovaries, and she bore him a child. We know him as Superman.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris actually died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
One time, in an airport, a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris." He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
Jesus's Birthday isn't really on December 25th, but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card on that day, and Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. And that's why we celebrate Christmas.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it's a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked every citizen in Canada with one swift move. When questioned about the kick Chuck replied, "Canada is for pussies."
Whenever Chuck Norris has an orgasm, a building explodes.
Oftentimes Chuck Norris will work local pizza delivery jobs; however he'll substitute roundhouse kicks instead of pepperoni and gunfire in place of cheese.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there... in which case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris appeared in the latest "Street Fighter" video game, but was removed after beta testers reported a glitch that every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris possesses the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from UNO.
Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours. His erections last an average of 15 days.
On the eighth day, God said, "Let there be Chuck Norris," but God had to put him into cryogenic sleep after he roundhouse kicked twelve Adams to death.
Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make sub-par cookies in the tree, Chuck's tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.
A midget, a rabbi, a horse, and Chuck Norris all walked into a bar. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all their asses.
Chuck Norris' smile can blind a full-grown adult at twenty paces and has been known to deflect all projectile weapons, including rocket launchers.
As a young lad, Chuck Norris' parents warned him of household toxins that little Chuck should avoid. To prove his superior wit and strength, Chuck shattered a thermometer and drank the mercury, ate a handful of lead-filled paint chips, then chased it all down with a shot of Clorox. Disappointed in his parents, Chuck roundhouse kicked his dad in the head, and then ripped off his mother's left hand and bitch slapped her with it. How dare they patronize Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris was actually born a triplet. His brothers are death and pain.
In a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner will always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a pet chipmunk named Boris Norris. If you tell Chuck that it's cute that Boris rhymes with Norris, he rhymes "your head" with "roundhouse kick," and then gives Boris a cookie for his troubles.
Chuck Norris thinks that MacGuyver is a complete tool because he doesn't have any facial hair.
In order to speed up the wait time for death row inmates, Texas added "Death by Roundhouse Kicks" to the list of acceptable methods of execution. The wait has been reduced from 7 years to before you step out of the courthouse.
The famous Dr. Marten Steel-Toed Boot was a vain effort to duplicate Chuck Norris' foot.
Fire does not burn Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris burns fire.
Fearing Chuck Norris to the point to shaking is an actual disease. Michael J. Fox is a sufferer. It is called Parkinson's Disease because calling it Norris' Disease would cause a worldwide pandemic.
When Chuck Norris does his laundry, he prefers the gentle cycle. Even though he can't feel a difference, he thinks that softer clothes help him blend in with mortals.
Chuck Norris rejected an invitation to Vin Diesel's house to play Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 because he was busy playing his Xbox 1080 and Playstation 9.
The first man on the moon was actually Chuck Norris. He did this in 1955. When those other two losers got up there, he roundhouse kicked them to Mars and took their space pod. But he didn't go home; he went to Venus to pick up sluts.
America didn't win the American Revolution. Chuck Norris beat the British by himself. Drunk.
It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would gladly shave his beard, but there is no known metal on earth strong enough to cut it.
Humans are probed by aliens. Aliens are probed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris still owns slaves. Mankind is his slave.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask permission, he grants it.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
Darwin was wrong: there is no Natural Selection. There's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records notes that all world records are actually held by Chuck Norris, and that those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
God originally wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross; just never his own.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.
Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn't racist.
More than 150,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
When someone sneezes, God says "Chuck bless you."
Chuck Norris knows the secret to world peace, he just thinks its more fun to kill people.
The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since.
Steven Hawking was the only man to ever outsmart Chuck Norris, and he got what he deserved.
Shares of Chuck Norris (symbol: KICK) have risen dramatically in recent weeks, and closed yesterday at their all-time high of 50 roundhouse kicks to the face.
Hello, and welcome to the mental health
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up.
TEN SHOWDOWNS WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE,BUT WILL NEVER SEE
Crypto from Destroy all Humans vs Duke Nukem
Jason vs Michael Myers
Gremlins vs Critters
Audrey II Vs Killer Tomatoes
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin
The Grudge vs The Exorcist
Poltergeist vs Paranormal Activity
Cujo vs Werewolf
Superman vs Terminator
Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, GirsWaffles22, Miss Author,Invader Blitz (YES I AM A BOY,I DESPISE TWILIGHT!!!!!)
If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Miss Author,Invader Blitz
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).
02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought).
03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd).
04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking).
05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows).
06.Can you cry under water? (let me try).
07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else).
08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows.)
09.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell).
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes).
11.What does OK actually mean?.
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch).
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed).
14.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments).
15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help).
16.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes you can).
17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it).
18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically).
19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I didn't had a chance to try).
20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice).
21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice?).
22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law).
1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if youre going to steal your neighbors newspaper, thats the time to do it.
4. Dont be irreplaceable. If you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted.
5. Always remember that youre unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
9. If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything.
13. Some days youre the bug; some days youre the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you arent learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you dont get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.
Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along.
Crazy is when you played Pokemon Emerald version and named your Absol "Katherine" and your gigantic, 23 foot tall Rayquaza "Peanut".
Crazy is when you bust out laughing in class just because youre lying on the floor.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Crazy is when you trip and ask the floor to make you a sandwich
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
Believe in yourself,God didn't make a piece of Junk when He made you,You are beautiful in your own way,C & P If this made your day :)
Cars are Orange
Cats are Red
I make no sense
Correct me and you're dead.
Copy and Paste if you hate your Younger Siblings
Reaction to Fred getting a movie: *eye twitch*
Reaction to Fred's Movie's Sequel: WHEN WILL THE EVIL DIE?
Reaction to Fred getting a TV Show: Kill me.
Reaction to Justin bieber Music: BEGONE SATAN!
Reaction to IZ: WOO! I LUV THIS SHOW!
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ZIM SHALL RULE!
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LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
5.Wil E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
6.Rigby (Regular Show)
7.Crypto (Destroy All Humans)
9.Dr.Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
10. Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
Then ask the following questions
Me: -_- *Shines light on Daffy who runs screaming*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me*Sprays blitz with water*
Blitz: *Screams as his irken skin is touched by water.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
*Dr.D In a Bridal Gown* IT WAS A BET!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
*Noms down Road runner*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
MARK ON HIS FACE WITH MARKER! YEAUHH!
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: What the- Am I part Furon?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Probably Pissed Gaz off again.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I'd kick him in his JUNK!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Laugh as I got chopped to pieces.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
IDK But he better get me SOMETHING,I GAVE HIM LIFE!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Laugh his Irken ass off as I burned.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Try to catch RR
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
IM NOT GAY,But if I was about to marry Stewie,Daffy STILL Laugh
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Kill the Bitch that dumped me.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Build an enemy Begone Inator
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Beat me up.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I HAVE NEVER DREAMT ABOUT A GREMLIN!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Stripe loves a MALE human? He's Gay?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
His Parents are dead,and IM NOT GAY!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
He has a girlfriend?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
'He probably wants to kill me.'
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
THE TRUTH HURTS BITCH!
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
*Smashes computer with an Ax*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
O.o Well...they're the same height...
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
*kills Blitz with a thought*
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Neither could trust the other.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
An Epic fight to the DEATH.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I have no clue what a Racoon and An Irken would make.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Doof cant draw,So IDK
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Stewie would die from Fright if he saw Daffy
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
He'd smash the phone.
7 won the lottery?
HE OWNS A CASINO
8 had quite a big secret?
He's not human?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
Wow...He's a Baby
What would 1 think of 2?
He would laugh
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They are Not human
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Calling crypto a Little GREEN Man.
What would make 10 scared of 1?.
Daffy's a gremlin
Is 3 Gay?
Do you think I'm crazy? Copy and paste this to your profile if you do.
If you are lazy and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile
I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop ticking me off.
Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.
.That which does not kill me had better run damn fast
This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: Wretched and Divine - Black Veil Brides
Waking Up: Let's cheer to this - Sleeping with Sirens
First Day of School: 115- Elena Siegman
Falling In Love: Roger Rabbit - Sleeping with Sirens
Fight Song: Underneath every Smile - I see Stars
Breaking Up: Time is running out- Papa Roach
Prom Night: Tragic Magic- Falling in Reverse
Moving Out: Besitos - Pierce the Veil
Life: Self Destruct Personality - Falling in Reverse
Mental Breakdown: The Cheap Boquet - Pierce the Veil
Driving: My Heart's to Blame - Falling in Reverse
Flashback: SOS- Papa Roach
Secrets Are Revealed: Tally it up, Settle the score - Sleeping with Sirens
Wedding: Mr. Owl ate my metal worm - D.R.U.G.S.
Birth of a Child: A Match into water - Pierce the Veil
Final Battle: Dead man walking - Bloodsimple
Funeral Song: There's No sympathy for the Dead - Escape the Fate
Final Credits: Nobody's Hero - Black Veil Brides
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