L. M. Masquerade
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Joined 04-14-11, id: 2845783, Profile Updated: 12-10-12
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Warriors, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.

Hello to all of you! My name is L. M. Masquerade. Some of you may know me as L. E. Masquerade, Brihtwen of Rohan, Lúthien Melwasúl, James of Wizarding World News, Real Men Play Quidditch, or simply as me. You are welcome to call me anything you wish, preferably something among that list. I am by no means a popular, well-known author, let alone a good one, but I will strive my best to one day be one, because of we didn't want people to read our stories, we would not be here, would we? I am currently in eighth grade, so my writingmust reflect that. I have by no means ever experienced romance, so don't expect me to be too mushy. I have, however,a experienced death, and I will not be afraid to be a little gory or blunt. I welcome criticism, so long as it is constructive and helpful. I may not be too wonderful at my update schedule, but I promise to finish everything I start.

I enjoy Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and occasionally Percy Jackson on this site, but am not so much a fan of the Warriors series as of late.

NOTICE: I have changed my name from Real Men Play Quidditch.

A BIGGER NOTICE: All interested in becoming a beta for any of my stories, please contact me with your previous beta-ing history and preference(s) and I will send you a page of text for a trial.

Yours sincerely,

L. M. Masquerade

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James Potter by Sam Storsky reviews
"Leave her ALONE!" A deep voice boomed. Bright blue light hit Severus and he fell to the ground. I sighed in relief and stepped closer to my savior. He came out of the shadow, and the moonlight revealed the unmistakable hazel eyes. It was James Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 172,924 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backwards by lirio de amor reviews
Five years after the war ends, the Veil turns in on itself and spits out two children with adult memories...Both of whom demand to live with Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Life in a Nutshell by tripping over isolines.x reviews
It's the start of 7th year and things are beginning to spiral out of Lily's control. With karma-induced days, "Siriusly" twisted moments, and a new James Potter that leaves her speechless, Lily's mind is spinning. Dizzy, much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,660 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
For Love of Family by Arnel 63 reviews
A freak accident changes Auror Harry Potter's life and tests the love of those around him. Chapter 40: New Scene Alert
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,558 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Summer Lovin by LindseyPotterBlackWeasley reviews
Lily Evans is ready to have the summer of a lifetime with her two best friends before their final year at Hogwarts. Some unexpected neighbors may just get in on Lily's summer fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,490 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Reward of the Phoenix by CorgiFromSpace reviews
Priori Incantatem did more than anyone expected on that cold night in the graveyard. It set into motion events that would take nearly a year to reach completion. But those events would change things for Harry Potter more than anyone could imagine. OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,340 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
To the End by Bailation reviews
A fic dedicated to the end of the Harry Potter era. Moments are captured throughout the lives of the Golden Trio with various people. First chapter has been UPDATED with a few new stories. Last chapter is in honor of Harry's late birthday, July 31st.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete! Chapter 29 up, nine years after I started writing this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
The Long Road Home by Scribblesinink reviews
Against all odds, Boromir survives Amon Hen. Ashamed and filled with remorse, he goes on a quest for redemption. Bound by his promise to a sick man, Faramir keeps the secret of his brother's survival. But as secrets are wont to do, the truth comes [...]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Foes of the Past by Lirenel reviews
Faramir and Eowyn are happily married and visiting King Eomer of Rohan. But a dark force lies in wait for them, determined to destroy Faramir and all he loves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,067 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Faramir, Eomer - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Fires of Lebennin by Lirenel reviews
Only a few days before her wedding, Éowyn is kidnapped. Can Faramir find her and get her back in time to say 'I do? Sequel to 'Fell Wound'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Fell Wound by Lirenel reviews
A somewhat sequel to 'Faramir's story'. After the War, Faramir joins Aragorn and Eomer in orchunting but the small skirmish turns deadly for the Steward.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,141 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Aragorn needs flameretardant eyebrows by Lirenel reviews
It's as the title says. Legolas's view of Aragorn as he tells his true name to Eomer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Faramir's story by Lirenel reviews
Faramir. Brother of Boromir, son of Denethor. But who is he really, and how did he live?WARNING deals with child abuse. Reposted with a few changes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,232 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Faramir, Elrond - Complete
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Unexpected Wedding by Lirenel reviews
Aragorn thinks to himself as he watches his daughter dance with her new husband. A sorta play on the Legolas marries Aragorn's daughter fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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Hour of Wolves reviews
"An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day!" A drabble built around Aragorn's speech at Morannon. Oneshot, drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
The More the Mary-er reviews
We are the few, the strong, the normal. We are Mary Sues' bane, the Death-Bringers. We are the end of the perfection. We roam the earths, searching, saving, seeing. We are... Sue-Slayers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011
Mississippi reviews
"She's the one that makes my dreams... They call her Mississippi... But she don't flow my way." He doesn't love her. He never has. He needs her. He's addicted to her. She is his lifeblood. Oneshot, drabble, L/J, unrequited, mention of drugs and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naurcalad reviews
One cold, snowy night in December, Lord Steward Faramir son of Denethor and Lady Éowyn sister of Éomer King exchange a gift or two. Faramir/Éowyn, Féowyn, Oneshot. Also posted on Council of Elrond under the username Brihtwen of Rohan, titled Firelight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Adennin reviews
Boromir was a soldier, trained for war and, also, politics. But he was not trained for returning from the dead after the war without a penny to his previously dead name. So what is a son of Denethor to do? Rated for violence and language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Boromir
The Commenting of the imma wiserd reviews
Yes. I, Real Men Play Quidditch, am jumping on the comment bandwagon. But not for My Immortal. No, this is almost as bad. Sit back, relax, and laugh at the lolz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - OC
Good Golly Miss Holly reviews
If you returned to find no one- not even your own brothers- recognizes you, would you take the chance to start over? Fiveshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hollyleaf
Wickedly Awesome Wizards VS Twidiots reviews
The WIckedly Awesome Wizards VS The Twidiots. Enjoy my who-knows-how-long random bunch of oneshots in which The WAWs pwn the Twidiots. :
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2011
The Morning After reviews
It's the morning after the Final Battle. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P. - Complete