Simbelmyne
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Joined 10-23-02, id: 284610, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chicago!, Pirates of the Caribbean, Metal Gear, and Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!.

Female, twenty-four, call center drone. I'm currently more focused on my career and original works than any fan fiction, but who knows. Maybe I'll come back here again someday. If you enjoy my work, might I suggest you tag an Author Alert on me to save yourself some grief? If you're interested in my original work or my artwork, feel free to check out my blog: .

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In That Dress by DaystarsMom reviews
Oneshot, songfic Conrad recalls getting mixed up in one of Yozak's spy missions, with unexpected consequences. ConradxYozak, obviously.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Conrad W., Yozak G. - Complete
Charms of the Sea by Dot reviews
“There ain’t a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he sailed into Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of la Isla de Muerta…” Why is this? Perhaps because Jack Sparrow didn’t exist. Please R+R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 7/30/2003
The Bet by Chibi-chan v2.5 reviews
Fed up with Zelos' lewd comments and boasting, Sheena decides to challenge his self-assured skills and strikes a deal with the male Chosen. While risking her own small crush, Sheena bets that Zelos can't "get" Lloyd. [future male-male relationship]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen by Laziness Incarnate reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Andy Longwood reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Subsist by Suslin reviews
Elizabeth's father has forced her to marry Commodore Norrington instead of Will and the young lovers are heartbroken. How will each survive in their new situation? Can Elizabeth find love in the commodore? Can Will ever recover? Ch 4 Up
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Sparring of Swords by Siberia1 reviews
When Faramir finally has some free time from his busy schedule, he and Éowyn decide to practice their swordfighting together. Will the two lovers be able to keep their hands off each other? Takes place during ROTK. Update: Added the 5th chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Faramir, Eowyn
The Modern Family by Suziquzi reviews
Yuki's never been one for family. But what happens when he's forced to? (male pregnancy, random fooling around) R&R
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003
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Arbeit Macht Frei reviews
AU: Capt. Yozak Gurrier of Big Shimaron is charged with a difficult task: break the will of a stubborn prisoner named Weller. *ON HIATUS*
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Conrad W., Yozak G.
Suovetaurilia reviews
On Yuuri and Wolfram’s wedding night, it becomes apparent to Yozak and Conrad that sacrifices must be made to ensure the kingdom's happiness.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
The More Things Change reviews
YozakConrad. Yozak doesn't like Conrad's new uniform. Oneshot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Shake Down reviews
[MGS3] After subduing the Ocelots at Rassvet, Snake makes sure he won't be followed. One-shot. Spoilers, light slash [SxO], Sokolov!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
Nature's Bounty reviews
[MGS3] “Do you always go around eating suspicious-looking frogs, sir?” EVA, Ocelot. Implied SnakeOcelot, courtesy of EVA’s runaway imagination. Spoilers, language, one-shot.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Into The Caribbean reviews
Yes, the title bites. I know. Anway, two girls fall into the Caribbean - and a bitter author takes over. Beating the parody rush here, I am. *Complete, for Jebus' sake!*
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Complete
Not Guilty! reviews
The Hunyak's thoughts as she is led to the gallows. Vignette.
Chicago! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
I, Grûsbálk reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Bandwen, Raeg Lam reviews
A parody on MarySues and their usage of Grey Company Elvish in the LotR fandom. Also, Lindir and Erestor with a crossword puzzle! WARNING: Excessive use of Sindarin and GC Elvish ahead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Complete