Gemma Ethan Whitaker
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Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 216,216 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Susan B., Harry P.
The Trial by stealacandy reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & The New Life by smaster28 reviews
Based on SilverAegis Harry Potter: A New Life. Its an AU. Harry's a Shadow Mage. Neville is 'The Boy Who Lived'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,308 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,539 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,504 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 297,804 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/6/2009
Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts by jojobevco reviews
When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,072 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 394,869 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 5,260 - Follows: 5,670 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Itsme's Bag of Holding by Itsme66 reviews
Ditties, half-baked stories and questionable ideas. Unbeta'd and devoid of polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,927 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 663 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Chattel by Luan Mao reviews
Never a good deed shall go unpunished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 432 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 5,157 - Follows: 4,785 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/20/2012
Twenty One Nights of Paradise by red-jacobson reviews
Fleur Rewards Harry after the Second Task, but gets far more than she bargained for! ON TEMPORARY HIATUS DUE TO COMPUTER CRASH AND LOSS OF FILES! SORRY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,683 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry & Gabrielle by Ravengrad reviews
My take on the semi-classic Harry and Gabrielle story. Or should that be my twist on... Ah it doesn't matter. This story was finalized in 2008 and has been residing on my hard drive. Hope you like it. If not stop reading it and go read something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Strawberries, Hearts, Triangles by TwinzLover reviews
Birthday fic for Day of Diana. The title sort of explains I think, those are all similar shapes that have to do with this story. Paring: GiW/HrG/HP. SMUT and romance, with a tad of drama! Read please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rise of the Forgotten Book One: The Lost Child by Neoalfa reviews
HIATUS - One prophecy, two children. One will rise to protect the Wizarding World, the other will bring its downfall, but who can tell which is which when the lines between light and darkness become blurry? Wrong BWL, Manipulative Harry, Harem. STRONG THEMES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,190 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Harem: Blue League by Spaceman reviews
A Short Harry Potter x Pokégirls Crossover. Harry tries to change the past and ends up reborn in the world of Pokegirls. Now Harry has to deal with problems beyond Dark Wizards and Dark Creatures. Open for Adoption and Expansion. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
From the End to the Start by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,649 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
At Midnight They Gathered by MiHnn reviews
When people said that the most weirdest things happen on Halloween, Hermione never expected any of those weird things to happen to her. - Harry X Hermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The greatest Prank ever by Darklooshkin reviews
Why did Dumbledore have the Potter wills sealed? It's all James' fault...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 259 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Restored Legacy by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
As Harry is set to begin his fifth year, events are moving that changes his life forever. Secrets are revealed as the Ministry moves just a bit more efficiently in trying to silence Harry. Add in a Family Restoration Act, and Harry is in for a ride Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,801 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W., Parvati P., Susan B. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,742 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Two for One by randompandattack reviews
At the Yule Ball Harry notices Padma being ignored by Ron and decides to offer to dance with her. She's grateful, one things leads to another and the twins decide to thank Harry personally. Lemon harry/padma/parvati
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 196 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
How Ron finally became famous sort of by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
Funny take on what would have happened to Ron after he left Harry and Hermione in the tent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Leonineus reviews
Voldemort has been dead for nearly eighteen years, and Harry Potter has been living a more or less normal life. What then will happen when an incident from their second year comes back to haunt his friend Hermione? WARNING: Mature material.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Doppel A oneshot by twilliams1797 reviews
"What's this about Jean or Jane?an explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crystal Energy by Twilights Herald reviews
The TSAB decides to send two of its' youngest agents to infiltrate Garderobe Academy just as the Azure Sky Sapphire is re-discovered. A Lyrical Nanoha/Mai-Otome Crossover. Fate/Nanoha, shoujou ai. EDIT: Chapter 12 updated with new material, See A/N
Crossover - Mai HiME & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 247,927 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Not So Muggleborn by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Fourth Estate by Sciber Dude reviews
AU-After OOTP. A little planning and resourcefulness makes a massive difference in Harry Potter's life. He soon comes to realize who his friends are and not. HarryMany. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,522 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P.
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
How Dare She by Jessie Bishop reviews
Takes place during HBP after Harry is called a cheater by a certain witch. He finally snaps and thus begins our little one-shot. HP/HrG eventual Harmony/multi Major Wizard Bashing. Had to erase and repost to get revisions in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Howler by Stick97 reviews
Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing! H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deceit and Lies by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives a brutal attack from the Dursleys with Hermione's help. He learns that everything he knows is false. What will he do? Takes places after Sirius' death. Mentions torture and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 534 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Pets by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,061 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Yule Ball: The Remake by Rihaan reviews
On the day of the announcement, Harry decides that he will ask Hermione to the Yule Ball. After that small, almost insignificant act, Hogwarts as we know it falls apart. Featuring Ron and Ginny Bashing, a REJECTED Harem, bodyguards, inflated egos of the author , and a bunch of silliness. Story completed, but up for adoption for sequel. Think of it as a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,406 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 771 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Paybacks: Alternate by Rohata reviews
This is the original edition of the story posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Molly's Mistakes by tumshie reviews
Ginny Weasley disappeared in what should have been her second year at Hogwarts, ever wondered why? Totally A/U. A one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Molly W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 410 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Granger by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Six year old Harry Potter can't take any more beatings and not being fed. He takes a chance opportunity to run away and is picked up by a very kind family. H/Hr/plus Rated for graphic scenes of abuse, & violence. Ch1 edited & slightly revised for clarity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 335 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 437 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught by the Bolo by Rakeesh reviews
My own addition to JA Baker's First Contact series of BSG2004 crossovers: Six has a series of unfortunate encounters. In this case, a Bolo.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
3 by Random1377 reviews
1, 5. Complete.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,795 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete
Curse of the Banshees by Sheyda reviews
(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,602 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P.
Guest Performance by Puddle of LCL reviews
Many years after their fame has faded, three 'pilots' are reactivated by a strange organization in an unusual way. Chapter 6: We have begun Fourth Impact. The final chapter!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
Insight and Understanding by Otaku D-Man reviews
Chapter the Seventeenth up. Epilogue. ('nuff said)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,230 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003
A Different Yule Ball by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
After a rough start, Harry and Parvati share a lovely evening, comfort a friend, and encounter Flying Mistletoe. Rated PG-13 for kissing. Polyamoury and shoujo ai (femmeslash)--you have been warned. Rev'd 25 August 2004
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/14/2002
Of Hopes and Dreams reviews
After his Firebolt is confiscated Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts and encounters the Patil Twins who give him advice and change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Padma P.