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Hey, my name is Kira, and I recently started writing fan fiction and i love it, I'm 14 & I live in Canada, and no, we don't end every single sentence with 'Eh' well at least I certainly don't, we don't live in igloos, we don't have pet polar bears and we do not see Santa Clause on a regular basis :P

Something i'd really like to say before i go: All my inspiration i get from my friends; the majority of my characters are based on my best and closest friends. I have a character in a Twilight fanfic (which i will try to get posted as soon as i figure it out :P) whose name is Andromeda(or Andy) and i based her personality off of one of my good friends who happens to be on this site, her name is 'Future Writer Girl' or Erica and i love her to pieces because i know i can be myself with her around because we're alike in a lot of ways. But the biggest reason i modeled Andy after Erica is because she inspires me by being who she is, because she has fibro myalgia and is still the sweet kind funny and weird girl she's always been, she still does the things she loves even if it sometimes causes her pain, and i love that she can still be herself even if she has a disease like that, being around her makes me feel stronger because she emanates this calming aura just by being herself.

So, Love you Erica, and may writer's block never befall you !!!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, Im Addicted 2 Twilight Fanfics, EdwardCullenlvr17,0bsethed1, future writer girl, GothArtiste101, and maybe you?

list twelve of your favorite book charecters.

1. Lily L. Potter

2. Scorpius Malfoy

3. Nico DiAngelo

4. Percy Jackson

5. Tyson!!!

6. Annabeth Chase

7. Sam Roth

8. Grace Brisbane

9. Embry Call

10. Cole Saint Claire

11. Grover Underwood

12. Jasper Hale

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, and no, that would be awkward

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, on a scale of one-to-ten, seven

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sam would Rip Jasper's head off and Alice would cry and ask Grace why she did the beast with two backs with her boyfriend/husband

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Storks and Wolves/Pups and tykes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I doubt it...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither, Tyson is like ten, Cole has a girlfriend, and Embry wouldn't go for it

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Sam would stare wide-eyed for a second and then throw something at Scorpius, who would then be all like "Wait, what just happened and where is Lily?" and Jasper would freak out

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

umm... Nico Diangelo finds himself in Mercy Falls, not knowing how he got there, and meets Cole, who helps him find his way back to NYC, hilarity insues, and the twoo become good friends...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I seriously doubt that there is, and if there are... HOLY F*

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

A Wolf and Vamp Recovery

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?


12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I've tried

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

... i doubt it...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Superstar by Taylor Swift

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

V for Very freaky crackpot crossover

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never, but I might try one

17. "(1) and (2) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (7).

Lily and Scorpius are in a happy relationship(awesome), until Embry(...) runs off with Scorpius(huh?). A broken-hearted Lily has a one night stand with Grover(lils! How could you! Grover is dating Juniper!) and a brief unhappy affair with Annabeth(...percy won't like this), then follows the wise advice of Tyson(umm...okay then...) and finds true love with Sam(oh poor Gracie!)

What title would you give this fic?

The love chronicles of Lily Luna Potter

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Sad, Gracie and Sam shouldn't be fighting, their way too in love

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Wonder why Grover is trying to steal Grace's rubber duckie and decided to hide in the closet, which Grace obviously checked.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Tell him Lily doesn't love him any more and started dating Dan Tomas(one of my HP OCs)

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Scream "I'm blind!!! I'm blind!!!" and run out of the room.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Jasper's a rapist? Impossible!!!!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Scream and be starstruck, and hug him, then ask him how he got to my Nova Scotian bedroom from Mercy Falls Minnesota

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Lily turned emo I'd think that Scorpius dumped her for her cousin Rose, and be all sad for her.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would tell him he was sweet to try, but I'm his sister(according to the half-blood test i am at least) and its kinda creepy, so he should give it to Annabeth

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Tell her that it won't work for her because its magical and only works with my hair, and would she like me to prove it(yeah, im really random)

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Tell them that while I love each of them I want them to shut the f* up beacause its three in the AM and I want to sleep. Then throw my blue plastic hairbrush at Percy's head

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Scream like a starstruck schoolgirl and hug them.

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

Freak out and make sure each couple(ie Scor and Lil, Grace and Sam, Annabeth and Percy etc.) have seperate rooms.

Then I would get Cole to sing some NARCOTIKA for us and sit in Embry's lap.

Post this to your profile and blod the ones that fit you!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND (or used to be), so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.


I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

i am Og so i must be MEXICAN

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I play SPORTS, so I MUST want to be a guy

I don't care about WINNING so I MUST be a slacker

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7855 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Highland Fling (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
2004, non-magic AU: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Edited Sept 2014, with new Ch 11 added, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,107 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5444 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wolfstar Letters by Juul reviews
Remus writes to Sirius while he is in Azkaban. Sirius never writes back. Rated for attempted suicide. 10 reviews and I'll write a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9374 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DayWOman by Alskl1ng reviews
Eric's latest dayman wasn't up to snuff, so he put out a call for a new one. Little does he know his next dayman may not even be a man at all. Enter Sookie, who at the age 14 is enrolled in a supernatural school run by Mr. C. There she developed her telepathy and honed her skills to enmesh herself in the supernatural world. Her DAYS will never be the same. E/S. Multiple-POV. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 321,181 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Once Upon A Screen by blueiris reviews
Sookie and Eric meet online and fall in love. How will it work? rated M for later chapters AH/AU No stubborn Sookie, Geeky yet da*n fine Eric and Sassy Pam. Make a booking with your dentist, this one is sweet enough to rot teeth! still packs a punch tho!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,920 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,415 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Thread That Lines in Silver by Angel Gidget reviews
Five symptoms of Jem Carstairs's "illness," and how Tessa soothes them all.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Craving Curves by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred is surprised to find how much Hermione has grown up since her days as the Gryffindor bookworm. He's even more surprised by how much he wants her. Hermione/Fred rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I Care About You Like That by kadabrafreak890 reviews
Tessa is rethinking her feelings about Will. Her feelings about Jem, however, continue to grow stronger. The question is, does he feel the same way? JemxTessa oneshot. Rated M for mild lemon. Contains scene from Clockwork Angel.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Valentine's Day by vikinglover elle reviews
Sookie and Eric have been best friends since high school. Eric decides that today, Valentine's Day, he wants to make a confession to her. How will Sookie react to his confession? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,117 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by DaffodilDreamer reviews
Nothing intrigued Lily more than a good mystery. She thought that she had solved the greatest of all when she had dated Lysander in her 7th year, and since then she has only been bored. What happens when a stranger presents her with her style of game?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,468 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Heart That Loves, Is the Cure by Midnight Falls18 reviews
Tessa gets closer to Jem after Will's harsh words to her. She tells Jem the whole truth about what Will had said to her in the attic.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Secrets That Kill by SlackerDee reviews
Jason Stackhouse returns home with a friend, Alcide. Sookie realizes that Alcide is the man she's been dreaming about. Interested in why she dreams about him and Jason's secret life, Sookie gets involved in a secret that could end up killing her.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,578 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sookie, Alcide - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
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