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Author has written 9 stories for Soul Eater, Harry Potter, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Lucky Star, Evangelion, and Azumanga Daioh.
Hello, hello, how are ya? I am OXYCODONEFROG, and I am a magnificent bastard.
Well, if you came here expecting Super Special Awesome writing the likes of which you've never seen before and never will see again... Yeah, look under my favorites page. My writing isn't bad and isn't good. It's just writing. And you're going to read it.
I'm a High School Junior guy, so a lot of my free time is taken up by studying. Updates are probably going to be sporadic until summer vacation hits.
So... If you've got a bit of interest and free time, why not see how similar we are?
-MUSIC: Rock and metal are my favorite genres, but jazz and almost anything by Johnny Cash are in a close second. My favorite bands are: Dope, Disturbed, Imagine Dragons, Rise Against, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Evanescence, Linkin Park, and Shinedown. My favorite single musicians are Johnny Cash and Miles Davis. As for individual songs, my favorites are, in numerical order:
10.) Freddie Freeloader - Miles Davis
9.) Feel So Numb - Rob Zombie
8.) The Hell Song - Sum 41
7.) Faint - Linkin Park
6.) Remedy - Seether
5.) Land of Confusion - In Flames
4.) Addiction - Dope
3.) Just a Little Bit - Adelitas Way
2.) Everything Sucks - Dope
1.) You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Dope
HOBBIES: Besides my blatantly obvious writing hobby, I enjoy many activities that could be placed into two groups: High-energy and Low-energy. My High-Energy Hobbies are: Biking, walking, swordplay, hiking, skiing, writing, sledding, tennis, the occasional bit of baseball, driving, cooking, and the very occasional bit of running. My Low-Energy Hobbies are: Reading, listening to music, watching television, meditating, playing video games, studying (in moderation), thinking, and White Knighting.
DISLIKES: Illness, easily-offended people, overachievers, underachievers, too much religious/political pseudo-babble, being watched, popularity by attractiveness, bitter nerds, people who almost never talk, people who talk too much, opposing forces that can't compromise, stinky breath, the sound of chewing, nonrefillable prescriptions, excessive heat and/or humidity, being in a rush, having nothing to do, constipation, my angst-ridden past self (I want to beat the sh*t out of my past self, starting at age twelve and going up until age fifteen), layabouts, sore throats, existential despair, etc. Yeah, it's a pretty long list.
Q: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
A: It would probably be the summer of 2012 when I dived into Lake Superior wearing a tee-shirt and shorts. I did this because I forgot a few doses of my gabapentin and was feeling rather unpleasant withdrawal symptoms because of my error. Interestingly enough, I no longer felt any withdrawal symptoms after spending a half-hour up to my neck in the lake. Totally worth the hypothermia.
Q: What's the deal with the irregular updates?
A: I tend to get distracted by schoolwork during the week, and I'm positively burned out by the weekend. Occasionally my energy and creativity spike, leading to unexpected updates. So, really, there's neither rhyme nor reason when it comes to updating my fics.
Q: What's your favorite book?
A: BLASPHEMY! I WUV ALL MAH BABIES!!!1!
Q: Driving habits?
A: At least 95% of the time I'm a defensive driver. Sometimes, though, we all get cheesed off. Especially when some jackass passes you when you're going the speed limit in a 55-MPH zone and then slows down to THIRTY DAMN MILES PER HOUR!!!!!1!1!!! *Incoherent screeching*
I literally saw something almost exactly like this about two or three years ago.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
Okay, my general paranoia forced me to post this:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.