Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Your a 90s kid when the most tragic thing in your childhood was mufasas death.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. More Random Shiz!
POP QUIZ!! 1. What’s your name? You freaking stalker! Why do you want to know?
2. Gender? female!!!!!! (fem-all-aye)
3. Age? 13
4. What’s your birthstone? how should i know? i wasnt born on a rock!
5. Zodiac? whats a zodiac????
6. Astrological sign? I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!! WHY YOU ASKIN ALL THEM QUESTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!
7. Height? 5'4
8. Weight? i dont know but you mammas weight is crazy!!!!
9. Hair color? blonde but that just makes me 10 times smarter because im in all honors classes
1. Are you in love? yes
12. With who? myself!!!!!
13. Are you lying to me? nope!!!!!
14. Do you have an imaginary friend? i used to but he moved to canada:(
15. Do you want an imaginary friend? i want another one to move into my neighbors house
16. Look to your left. What do you see? a couch!
17. What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Sleeping.
18. What was the last thing you yelled? BECAUSE IM AWESOME!!!
19. Do you believe in magic? i love that song
20. Do you believe in fairies? if i say no then one will die so yes
21. Who’s your crush? ME:)
22. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? once or twice or eight times
23. More than once? eight times
24. What did you do when you got to the bottom? i was asleep cause then i got concusions
25. Type with your feet. nbjup;6tyjunh
26. Was that fun? that was so STUPID
27. Run around the house. How do you feel? i tripped
28. Do you own a credit card? have you met my mom!?!?!?
29. Do you like to shop? YES
30. What’s the last thing you bought? a sandwitch
31. Do you have any children? ARE YOU CRAZY!!! I HATE HAVING TO HANG AROUND WITH CHILDREN!!!!!!!
32. Are you married? i never plan on it
33. Who’s your crush? percy jackson:)
34. What’s your favorite color? i like black and red.
35. Favorite animal? sloths
36. Favorite fruit? i like all of them except bannanas ew.
37. Quick! You have to save the world! QUICK EVERYONE HEAD TO THE EQUATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...you get it if youve seen the day after tommorow
38. Someone has a knife to your back. thats happened to me before!!!! i slapped them and they passed out:)
39. Do you swear? YES... i mean no! i mean... not if my mom is reading this:P
40. Do your parents know you swear? not often. unless she is trying to get me to say bad things...
41. What is open on your computer? fanfiction, stardoll, and my new story
42. Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say? "You better clean your room or im going through it with a trash bag" from my mom
43. Where are you? in my living room
44. Look up. Now look back. What did you see? the ceiling and a papazon chair
45. What’s the last thing you ate? a strawberry
46. What's your personality like? well im supermegafoxyawesomehot
47. Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with? percy jackson!!! he is awesome but im a full percabeth supporter
48. What was the last thing you thought? this is sad cause i cant think of anything
49. Do you sleep walk? i do
50. Do you sleep talk? sometimes
51. What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had? i got attacked by midgets that looked like jackie chan
52. Say “George Bush”. What's the first thing that comes to your mind? twinkie
53. You now have a million dollars. What do you do? im sorry i couldnt hear you i was bathing in money
54. What are you eating/drinking right now? air
55. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? this!
56. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? i wish i had a globe...
57. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? body
58. What can you hear right now? my computer breathing, cars, helicopters, and people on tv in my grandmas room
59. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. my dog didnt respond:(
60. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? deal or no deal...he should have dealed
62. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see? a door
UPDATE!UPDATE!I AM ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF AFTER GO ALL SYCHO AND SETTING A BOMB OFF! no im just kidding, idont roll that way. but i got you guys an update on the Sea of Monsters movie.
was a moderate success for Fox 2000, making about $226 million worldwide on a $95 million budget (though most of that money came from overseas). The film was always intended to kick off a tentpole franchise for Fox 2000, so it’s not really surprising to hear that the studio is adapting the second book in author Rick Riordan’s five-volume series into a movie.
The LA Times’has an insider claiming that Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters is going into “active development,” and could even start shooting as soon as this summer.
Hi! Well I have news about my story ,Hades on the Outside, Apollo on the Inside,! I have changed it's name to Gaurdians of Balance:their first life because it suits the story better in the long run. Please look at it !
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL
hey guys, now i think that some of u my think that im bipolar with the reveiws i leave u at times and pms. but here is a little secret i will let u in on, i am 2 different people on the same acount! now me and my partner in crime have other accounts that will not be said at this time. my partner in crime and me are complete oppisites but we manage not to kill each other on a day to day bases. so i am the 9-Hecatejewel and she is the Thalico-freak-9 so thanks for reading our stories and tootaloo!
(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
isnt it adorable!
"I am Percy hear me giggle" Percy yelled
"Tee-he" ISNT IT SO FUNNY
yes percy jackson said that. Now please read one of my freinds book. her name is NicoLover and she is obsessed with Nico Di Angelo.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
WARNING: The Following and alot after is very sad and very true, try not to cry
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
Try not to cry...
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO
If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod! I AM!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
When most people think of Disney, they think of the Disney channel crap. If when you think of Disney, you think of the Disney movies (The little mermaid, the lion king, beauty and the beast, ect.) copy and paste this on your profile. YAY DISNEY MOVIES!!!!
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses
You burn food to see if it smells good. (It does...)
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Which means he's my brother!)
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
you go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water. (Done that...)
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. (Still working on memorizing it)
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (Ares, Athena, Hermes)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (I seriously think about this. Apollo would love me. Ask anyone, we're exactly the same!)
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (they dont care.)
You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that)
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
You jumped up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Saw it, hated it)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.(everyonr should do that!)
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo, as I said, we are just alike)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people (Well, I'm not a sane person)
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(we all love him too much)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!)
You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Already Have!)
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Apollo!)
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
You own every single book.(sadly no)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.(I am! No matter what you say!)
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.(it is)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp)
When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollon (it could happen!)
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already
1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Zues, that would be awkward if i said yes so no
2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hestia got Hermes pregnant? its fairy odd parents all over again!
3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hades and Aphrodite, i say no for my sanity and well being
4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Artemis with Hephaestus or Iris, uhh this awkward so neither
5. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Apollo walks in on Hades and Hestia. Uh, bad, bad things...
6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Poseidon and Iris make the biggest rainbow ever but something happens and they get stuck in IM conversations. What weird and distrubing thing will they hear?
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Artemis... Hm... Maybe The Ghost Of You, for Zoe Nightshade
9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hades? I haven't
10. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Hecate or Aphrodite? I say Hecate because gods knows what will happen if me grace and Aphrodite in the same room for the night.
11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Hecate and Apollo are in a happy relationship until Hephaestus runs off with Zues. Hecate, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Athena (that is weird) and a brief unhappy affair with Hestia (eternal virgin) then follows the wise advice of Artemis(she is giving love advice?call the press!) and finds true love with Poseidon. Wrong on so many levels. Really people who made this thing!?
12. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happpens?
Zues invites Poseidon and Hermes over to dinner at his house. Its a guys night!
13. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Hephaestus tries to get Artemis to go to a yoga class... bad bad things...
14. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction?
Hades and Apollo are making out (geez Apollo, really?) Iris walks in and post it on Olympus.
15.1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Hecate is late for Hades and Iris wedding she says sorry and that she was visiting camp.
16. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Zues jumps me? AHHHH rape. iris please saves me!
17. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Hecate.. she poisons someone and gets sued!
18. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Apollo kidnaps Hades and demands something from Artemis for his release... uh, I'm not sure...
19. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Iris challenges Zues? Do I want to know?
20. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
They are angry at Poseidon for causing the earthquake in Japan!
21. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Hades and Iris's wedding except Hermes... Easy he shrugs and gets them back later!
22. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Iris is a great story teller!
23. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Artemis and Hephaestus. I take advantage of this and post them in each others arms on Olympus! (i know im evil)
24. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save him/herself or 1?
Aphrodite and Hecate... THEY ARE IMMORTAL! But then again she would save herself because she is selfish!
25. 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Zues, Aphrodite, and Apollo are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Hermes walks in. One word. Blackmail!
1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Hecate writes a story writes a story where Hephaetus and Iris are going out (ok whats the big deal?) Hades doesnt give a flip!
27. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) play Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), that (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Artemis, Zues, Apollo, Hecate, and Poseidon play truth or dare. Artemis asks Apollo and Apollo says truth. Artemis asks Apollo who he loves,(Why does she give a flip?!) and Apollo, after some prodding from Poseidon confessed his true love with Zues.(Awkward) Zues does not share the feeling(I hope not) and in fact is in a secret relationship with Poseidon (They are brothers!!). Apollo is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in HEcate (OKthen) while Poseidon and Zues run into the sunset together.(WTF!!) However, Artemis is secretly in love(this is plain weird now) with Hecate (Wait what?), and become so jealous of Apollo, who, after the comfort from Hecate becomes in a relationship with Hecate (I worry about them sometimes), that Artemis decides to murder Apollo (YES!finally she is going to kill him), but is stopped just in time by the police officer Iris (AWWWWW!) and is sent to prison, allowing Hecate and Apollo to continued their relationship.
28) 9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back?
They are immortal... But I think it would be Hestia, because she is awesome. He kills one of her kids.
29) 8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
They're gods! They make it appear!
30) 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Artemis is in a car accident. Hephestus doesn't do anything. Why is she driving a car in the first place?
31) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Aphrodite is afraid of Apollo because he may just be hotter than her
32) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Artemis is trapped in a cave. Iris yells at her because they are gods who can transport themselves!
33) The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up?
Artemis and Apollo are siblings so they are still the same.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
When life you Lemons
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump asshole!"
If Hannah Montana and The Jonas Brothers must die now! , copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you collect these, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.
If you're on the computer 24/7, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped OVER a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said "pull" and vice versa, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Homey1717, Writer.of.the.gods, Taylur, percabeth 4evr, the-crazy-kit-kat,Thalico-freak-99-Hecatejewel
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Homey1717, Writer.of.the.gods, Taylur, percabeth4evr. the-crazy-kit-kat,Thalico-freak-99-Hecatejewel
Pick up lines comebacks... add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: are you from tennese? cuase youre the only ten I see.
Woman: Are you calling me fat?
Man:I semed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest?
Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves?
(After reading these comments i was sickened and wanted to find Artemis to join the hunt.)
Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"
Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."
Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
love to read and act crazy,
laugh and have fun,
ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,
spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.
You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(we both are!;]
This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)
Ok this is a major update! Fox 2000 is rumored to be making a Sea of Monsters movie! manyt websites have pointed to this abd Fox 2000 have hired film writers to write the script. now many ppl were mad at the first movie but think like i do. its a different story with the same name and characters. its like a fanfiction story! i will post more updates about this. it is rumored to come out in 2012.
sigh I don't really believe these things but they freak me out
They Hurt Her
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. PREP
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost
PLEASE post this and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!
44 Things a girl would die for
1-touch her waist
are you remembering this?
11-smile with her
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
26-don't lie to her
are you still reading this? u better be, its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
remember this next time you are with her
36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
youll never know when she needs just a lil more love
repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Είμαι μια percy Jackson ανεμιστήρα (I'm a Percy Jackson fan)
Ι αγάπη των θεών: Ευρώπη, Poseidon, Απόλλωνα, Hermes, ares, dionysus, Ήφαιστου, και η goddesses: Αφροδίτης, Artemis, Αθηνά, demeter, hera, και hestia ( I love the gods: Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes, Ares, Dionysus, Hephaestus, And the Goddesses: Aphrodite, Artemis, Athena, Hera, and Hestia.)
Εάν έχετε φτάσει μια percy Jackson ανεμιστήρας, αυτό θα είναι στη δική σας προφίλ! (If you're a Percy Jackson fan, this will be on your profile!)
post this on your profile if you hate justin beiber, think he sounds like a girl, think he's 5 years old, and only has his music to make fun of him. also if your not one of those die-hard fans that travel hours to see him, cry when he sings, and never wash your hand when he touches it in a concert. add your name if you hate JB: KNDnumbuh007, rachpop15, buddygirl1004(all 5 of us!) Anily and Emily (both, also Jake..we do cry when he sings because it's bad...), I am an Anonymous Person
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on!
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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!)
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. (I hate those people... too embarrassed of their religion)
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, Thalico-freak-99-Hecatejewel
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. isn't that the truth?
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. I thought this was cool
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.
Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
anyone can make you smile. anyone can make you cry. but it takes someone special to make you laugh with tears in your eyes.
You call me a b well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment :D
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. that is so true lol
even the smartest people make the dumbest mistakes.
Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
if you do a double take on the one above this and are just getting that there is only two things when it says three post this on your profile
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process." —Mark Twain
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