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Joined 04-15-11, id: 2847932, Profile Updated: 04-14-12
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, and Walking Dead.

Hey. I'm crazy. There's Amy (the nice one) And Arachne (The scary one) they both live in my head and tend to have conversations on my comments and in my ANs... Warning: In some of my stories, Arachne is in them! She's usually helping getting someone together, torturing, playing the 'puppet master' or just plain having fun, she's usually a main character or just mentioned in passing. This is the place to find fluff, to torture, to just plain PWP. Do you want to read about Dumbledore, Umbridge, Ron and Cho get brutally and graphically tortured by Amy, Arachne or any of the Harry Potter characters that I see fit? This is the place. I mainly made this account to review but I love discussing so feel free to ask my opinions or recommend.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Draco Malfoy
2. Lucius Malfoy
3. Bellatrix Lestrange
4. Harry Potter.
5. Tom Riddle Jr
6. Sirius Black
7. Scorpius Malfoy
8. Charlie Weasley
9. Nagini
10. George and Fred Weasley 11. Lily Evans (Not Potter) 12. Severus Snape

Now answer the following by replacing the number with the character next to that number on your list

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

VERY hot, yummy

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

There would be ALOT of questions and most likely a drunken night brought into focus. Or an Unspeakable experiment gone wrong...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Actually no….

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmmm... Never thought about that one... Maybe, depends on the timeline.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten Def

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Make a smart ass comment, insult both of them and leave, then freak out because he just saw his grandfather and great Godfather having (kinky) sex

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

One man alone couldn’t handle her ideas and her untameable power. But two… Two just might be able…

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

There MIGHT be, it could work.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Once Fathers gone.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Draco is out of money and has no place to go. He goes to Harry for help but Harry is no longer the Golden boy... Nothing Non-Con but little bit dark with a happy ending. Oh! And M-preg Draco.

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Not personally but I've seen summaries, never actually read any fics though... Too many Bad mental images...

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh Fred/George!

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Rimming, anal, oral, bondage, threesome, cockrings, orgasm delay, S&M, BDSM, Post-Hogwarts, Severus Snape is Dark Lord, Dark lord Wins, Consensual.

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hmmm... I like your cane.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like 10 minutes ago…

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Dog collars and Bondage anyone?

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Nah, Evans isn’t into Bestiality…

19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Scorpius, but Bella would fight it.

20) Rewrite the following using your characters.
"Draco and Nagini are in a happy relationship until Nagini suddenly runs off with Harry. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lily and a brief unhappy affair with Severus, then follows the wise advice of Tom and finds true love with Bellatrix." (AN: :O *twitch twitch*)

21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Oh… I like…

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Under Control by ScarlettWatson reviews
Lestrade walks into a supposedly empty room at Bart's and finds something he did not expect. Even more surprising is his own reaction. Slash, John/Sherlock, future John/Sherlock/Lestrade, super smutty, rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Deadly Game by TartanFly reviews
AU, PWP. Hunter!Tony and Vampire!Loki, nothing but a blowjob and a jerk-off.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A monumentally stupid idea by Cip reviews
Tony has always been full of stupid ideas. This is one of the worst he's ever had, but there comes a point when he just doesn't care. After all, who would say no to the Norse God of mischief? Frostiron, shameless PWP.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Lotus and Constellations by theyleaveanote reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship is tender and domestic, built on trust and love - and one afternoon, Sherlock decides to spice it up a bit. He decides to try something...new. Light bondage, with top!Sherlock. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surprise! by flipmeforward reviews
"It's been a long day, I need one of those hugs that turn into sex". Oral, anal, rimming.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
A Field of Possibilites by Tadpoleinateacup reviews
Harry goes to a field to escape his relatives and meets someone he did not expect, but good thing he did because this person is the only one willing to do what is necessary to save him!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,799 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
This is Not How to Use Your Magic by Buttshujinsama reviews
In which I write smut just because I can. Contains dubcon, tease!Loki, and one innocent victim.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Voice Like Velvet by theyleaveanote reviews
Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Midnight Surprise by TartanFly reviews
Tony had no word to properly describe their relationship. "Lovers" was too familiar, and "sex friends" implied that they got along somewhere other than the bedroom, shower stall, kitchen table, or wherever else Loki allowed himself to be taken when overpowered by his own lust. He couldn't even remember how long this little game had been going on. FrostIron, Tony/Loki smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Arrangement by Mlle T-Rex reviews
It's the end of the world and Glenn is questioning his sexuality. Unfortunately, Daryl is the only person he could possibly turn to for help. Daryl/Glenn
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
You really should pay attention by Harri-Sal reviews
Basically a short fic where Sherlock discovers rimming. Mostly in text format, Don't like don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nerve by make-x-applesauce reviews
Morgan/Reid PWP. Rimming.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Eight Limbs But Not Slimy by The Readers Muse reviews
"To be honest he wasn't exactly sure how to handle this. He wasn't the stick around and cuddle type."
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
6 Feet Under by akeara4 reviews
It was hard to hide it, but there was no way he was going to let everyone see how it had effected him, how much of a colossal wimp he was. But dying over and over and over again trapped in a coffin does things to you.M for nightmare fuel.Squinty pre-slash
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Nathan Y., Simon B.
Electric Blue by The Readers Muse reviews
"His eyebrows were in danger of getting lost in his hairline as his lips moved soundlessly. - Who the hell comes up with the names for these things anyway? He wanted to get off, not call a surface to sky missile strike!"
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Subtext by The Readers Muse reviews
"But this time - This..Right here and right now was somethin' else. …Somethin' special…"
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
I Wanna Take You to a Gay Bar by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Oooh Loverboy by cleverlittlegingerbatch reviews
John's home sick from a case and calls Sherlock, horny. Might not be the best time, though.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Which Gratuitous Sex Ensues by SemiPrecious17 reviews
John enjoys taking condescending, calculating, arrogant Sherlock and making him human with just his hands and mouth. Warnings: rimming, bondage, slash, PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Better Than a Dream by SnarryGrrl reviews
Severus has a dream which leads to something better. PWP Long One-shot. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Which Harry Needs More Dresser Space by ArsenicAngel reviews
And Severus Gets Some Unexpected Spice. Severus doesn't have any idea how to tell his younger lover that their sex life isn't quite wild enough for him. Luckily, their new dresser has taken it upon itself to drop some rather obvious hints for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Cherry in Whipped Cream by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
PWP. That's all folks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry's fantasy by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus wants to know Harry's fantasy, what will happen when he finds out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secondhand Robes by Samayel reviews
Draco Malfoy is broke, his parents are in Azkaban, and school is ready to start...a mysterious benefactor pays for his new robes and books, but why? Post OotP AU, HD PreSlash, Language, SoloM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Peeping Glenn reviews
Daryl is dirty, so he takes a bath. Simple, right? But whose that figure over there watching him? Slash, smut, basically a PWP Season 1
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Hangovers and Revelations reviews
Draco and Harry wake up together after a night of partying. What will be revealed? Will secrets be revealed? Will cliches and an excess of smut be used? Perhaps. But who doesn't love a good old excuse for smut. Will be updated soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Raven reviews
As Harry has taken over as the Dark Lord and taken the Malfoys as his, he stumbles upon this in Lucius' drawer. Every paragraph was written by Lucius, each showing a different stage of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M.
To Ponder Of Memories reviews
Just a little delve into Ciel's mind, during a night of havoc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ciel P.
Day Two: Veritaserum reviews
Sequel to a few days off. Don't worry there will be more chapters. The usual warning, will be yaoi, lemon, threesome, bondage and a whole wack of other kinks coming up! Basically a Pwp... again
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P.
All Summer Long reviews
Draco and Harry fight about where to go for the summer. While engaging in other more carnal activities. All commentary by Arachne. Amy is sick. Or that's what Arachne told me... Pwp, bondage, slash smut lemon. S and M the works.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Your Taste reviews
When Ciel finally obtains his revenge Sebastian grants his wish and prolongs the pain of removing his soul slowly and, ever the loyal butler, decides to describe to his Bocchan exactly what he tastes like.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The Revealing Of SlytherPrince reviews
Sequel to TheSexySerpent. Not done. PWP, talk of bondage and a little S and M Harry and Draco discuss more and a couple of secrets are revealed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Control reviews
How far will Harry go to get what he wants? How much will Draco take before he explodes? So many secrets, so little time. . Warning: Almost rape There will be more chapters soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A few Days off reviews
Day one. Snape gets revenge. Read inside for details. Snape/Harry Bottom!Harry Snarry rimming cockring orgasm denial slash Pwp hardcore stuff. There will be sequels. Yay for reviews! There will be bondage in the sequel...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hooky reviews
Ipod shuffle story. Draco wakes Harry up. Harry wants to stay home. Slash, yaoi, established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Raven the Blond and a very anticipated visitor reviews
Umbridge gets a taste of her own medicine. Courtesy of our favorite slash couple. Horror, established relationship, ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Shocking and Humiliation of Ginevra Weasley reviews
An idea I had, turned into something bigger than expected. Ginny bashing, established relationship, eighth year situation. Snarry, kink, sub and Dom. Major lemon and slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Potions Master and the Sneaky Gryffindor reviews
Severus gets obsessed with a potions book. Harry is left Sexless and frustrated. How can he get The Potions Master's attention? Basically a Pwp. Harry/Snape Vibrator, Bondage, Orgasm denial, and good old fashioned slash. should I continue?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Protege reviews
This is just a taste of Sebastian's earlier life. Before Ciel, with his mentor, Arachne. His name is Kaslane though. It means feline... Hehehe just a joke for all the Kuroshitsuji geeks. Torture though, do not read if you get squeamish.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
TheSexySerpent reviews
When Harry starts getting anonymous people talking to him online and a riddle and some really hot early morning messages, what's a Gryffindor to do? Sort of a PWP. Online, internet, chat room. A little sub/dom. Should I write a sequel where they meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete