Madame Nope
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Joined 10-23-02, id: 284804, Profile Updated: 09-03-16
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Warcraft, Legacy of Kain, and Bleach.

NEWS

I have a new penname! Note that Madame Nope is also my Ao3 penname. I plan to cross-post some of my stuff there, so please don't report me for copyright infringing my own works :3

I'll be doing a lot of housekeeping and get rid of most of my old stories, because - let's be honest - who’d rant to read my scribbles from more than 10 years ago? If you're looking for something that used to be here but it's gone now, message me :) I still keep copies of my old stuff.

I’m picking up Shadow of Shadowmoon II again, since I’m back in the overall Blizzard fandom and I feel that I owe everyone (including the characters!) a nice long epic with a proper ending. (And no, I’m not dead! :3 I know someone was wondering. Thank you for your concern but, er, no-one died.)


Quick facts about the Nope:

  • Name: Chris. (Please don't deadname me, even if you're used to the previous one/s).
  • Age: Old.
  • Irish at heart, half-Transylvanian by birth.
  • FOR THE ALLIANCE! (And the old Horde, but definitely not this Horde, because that is not my Warchief.)
  • If you want to get in touch, drop me a line anytime!

    Other profiles: Ao3 Tumblr (WoW/Star Wars/Disney) Book quotes Tumblr (psychology, healthy living, CBT) DeviantART (in desperate need of a clean-up... *dies*)

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    Demon Hunter: Outland by Nex-thanarak reviews
    Outland. The shattered remnants of Draenor, once home to the orcs. Now a foothold for the Burning Legion. Nex has followed his master to this barren land seeking demons and worse. But is it demons he truly need fear? Book two of the series.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 252,395 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
    Demon Hunter by Nex-thanarak reviews
    Demon hunters. Those who devote their lives to finding and slaying minions of the Burning Legion. Fueled by hatred, they'll use the demons' own magic against them. But how long can they last steeped in such corruption before they become what they despise?
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,356 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
    A Shadow So Great by NorthernHarrier reviews
    How does one become the Hand of Noxus? Nearly two decades before that fateful day he displayed his loyalty to his chosen candidate by beheading Keiran Darkwill- Darius was one of many soldiers trying to survive in a place that held no regard for the weak and the unworthy. [Old Lore/Alternate Universe; Pre-Institute Era; Eventual DariusxRiven; Ft. Swain & Draven; Rated M]
    League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 204,882 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Riven, Darius] Swain, Draven
    Lady and King by Dude from Blackhand reviews
    A mysterious Lady enters Varian Wrynn's court with her own secret agenda... and becomes involved in an intrigue and adventure she could not have expected.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sylvanas Windrunner, Varian Wrynn
    Tiger by the tail by Ryxl reviews
    Somewhere far from Azeroth and Outland, the universe proves that sometimes, you find what you're looking for only when you stop looking. AU, post-game, and no I'm not telling you who he is. You'll figure it out soon enough. In progress.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 90,231 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011
    The Devil's in the Details by Vespered reviews
    Rathna is a very unusual succubus. When she is "summoned" by the human warlock Derion, hijinks ensue. This story is a mix of romance, humor, and adventure. Rated T for possible content intended for older audiences. Please read and review.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010
    Even if he changes his mind by Ryxl reviews
    Tariverse #3. AU, sequel to "Until such time as those words are truth". As the armies of Horde and Alliance prepare to assault Icecrown Citadel, a very different campaign is launched. There will be a sequel. Complete.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
    Until such time as those words are truth by Ryxl reviews
    Tariverse #2. AU, sequel to "At least he's a civilized brute". Two months later, Taretha learns exactly what Varian's parting shot meant. The sequel has been posted. Complete.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
    At least he's a civilized brute by Ryxl reviews
    Tariverse #1. AU in which Taretha left with Thrall instead of staying in Durnholde. Years later, while exploring the Argent Tournament grounds, she has an unexpected encounter. Originally a one-shot, but it grew. Complete.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
    Cruel Fate by EmilyTheStrange1 reviews
    As his life bled out onto the stones beneath him, he still couldn't believe that he was dying.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Illidan Stormrage - Complete
    Avengers vs Teamtech Innovations by Ninjagrrl reviews
    Complete crack. Norman Osborn signs his Dark Avengers up for some much needed team building activities at Teamtech Innovations, and carnage ensues.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
    Fleeing From The Moon by Lady Dementia reviews
    They’ve escaped, but their ship is crippled, their alliance is uneasy at best, and their pursuers are catching up with them… Third in the Celestial Skies series. Rating upped for gore.
    Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,027 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Depth Charge, Rampage
    Fellowship of the RingRingRing by Valarauko reviews
    Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
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    Shadow of Shadowmoon II: The Master's Return reviews
    The war against the Burning Legion has ended for now, but something else is about to begin. Once again, Vaala Dawnstrike finds herself caught in an intrigue that spans the length and width of Azeroth and beyond. Regular updates, back from hiatus.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,654 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kael'thas Sunstrider, Blood Elf
    World of Warcrack reviews
    This story doesn't make any sense. It's not supposed to. Just my way to get the silly out of my system in-between working on more serious projects. Heavy AU, possible OOC-ness, crack pairings and other random bits included.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Varian Wrynn, Illidan Stormrage
    Shadow of Shadowmoon reviews
    This is the story of Vaala Dawnstrike, a Scryer spy who strikes a bargain with Illidan Stormrage in exchange for her life. Elsewhere, a group of refugees from Tempest Keep set out on the long journey home. Complete.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,174 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Illidan Stormrage, Blood Elf - Complete
    Trust reviews
    One-shot. War leaves little time for niceties, but a rogue and her mage friend manage to set aside some time to enjoy themselves nonetheless. My entry to Blizzard's 2010 writing contest.
    Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Blood Elf, Dragonkin - Complete
    I am NOT a Mary Sue! reviews
    A World of Warcraft audition for "original characters" gives Vinaiya, a Night Elf druid, an unwanted insight into the twists and turns of fanfiction. Now with extra goodies inside. To be continued!
    Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Night Elf, Dwarf
    History Lesson reviews
    The past, present and future of Nosgoth collide in a single, timespanning adventure, where unforeseen twists and turn await at every turn. AU, will turn slightly cyberpunk in future chapters. Please review!
    Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
    Withering Away reviews
    Set prior to the Soul Society arc. Ichigo realizes that there is something wrong with Rukia and confronts his own feelings for her. Oneshot.
    Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
    The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers! reviews
    Direct sequel to 'Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic'. Seing as writing fics seems a lot of fun, more LotR characters want stories of their own. And since yours truely can't handle that many requests alone, the Fellowship decide to start writing thei
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas, Boromir
    Happy Birthday, Hish! reviews
    This fanfic is my official present for my friend Hishma's birthday! What's in it, you ask? Well... umm... randomness, pancakes and pretty much every other crazy thing that you could think of. Please R&R! wink
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
    The Ring goes to Italy! reviews
    Reality-inspired fanfic from my own trip to Italy... I believe the title is self-explaining. Please R&R!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
    The Unforeseen reviews
    After the destruction of the World Tree, the Sentinels try to rid their lands of the demonic plague of the Legion. When he realizes that he is fighting a loosing war, Furion Stormrage seeks help in the most unexpected place... (AU - Completed! :)
    Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
    Evolution reviews
    A quick look at a certain lieutenant's thoughts about vampire evolution.
    Legacy of Kain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
    Legolas and the Really Messed Up Fanfic! reviews
    Legolas wants a story... therefore, the poor author must suffer :) Please R&R! Completed! Sequel coming soon! XD
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Legolas - Complete
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