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Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, EverQuest, Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars, Warhammer, and Fate/stay night.

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Hello everyone, I'm Eldest Tempest, and a writer here on FFN. I have been writing for a very long time, though I only started making decent literature a couple years ago. I have a very busy real life (Worst game in the history of games!), and a busy Internet life as well, so I update my stories very slowly. I mostly write serious fanfictions and I lurk in the Games section, specifically Warhammer, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, and more recently, League of Legends. I tend to silently read most of the time, though on occasion, I will review, which I intend to do more frequently. I try to keep my reviews as neutral as possible. I praise the good, and I point out the flaws, irregardless of how minor it is. That is what constructive criticism is, after all. I hope to one day become a published author, making actual novella for the above listed sections.

Welcome to my profile. Enjoy your stay.

Table of Contents!

2.1 Introduction

2.2 Warhammer

2.3 Star Wars

2.4 League of Legends

2.5 Dungeons & Dragons



Currently my most active section in which I lurk. Currently, I have two stories and one crossover up. Insofar, my favorite section to write in. I enjoy the lore Games Workshop has crafted for this amazing grimdark universe, both Fantasy and 40K.

Angel Repentant - A story primarily centered around the Dark Angels Chapter of Space Marines. Merir Astelan is temporarily pardoned for his crimes against the Chapter, and is tasked with the capture of the elusive Cypher. Accomplishing such a thing is easier said than done, however. One chapter up. Story abandoned in favor of Hydra Dominatus, which while despite no longer having Merir Astelan, Cypher is a major character in this. As this story's arc would have potentially clashed with Angel Repentant's, I shut down the latter story.

Hydra Dominatus - A story centered around the elusive Alpha Legion, one of the nine heretical Space Marine Legions of the Horus Heresy. By far the most mysterious, are the Alpha Legion truly traitors? This story follows Captain Fidelis, a Loyalist Alpha Legionnaire as he begins to unravel several disturbing mysteries in the galaxy. Five chapters published. By far the most active story, updates on this are first priority currently.

Heresy Amongst the Stars - A crossover between Star Wars and Warhammer. A squad of Iron Knights Space Marines aboard an Imperial cruiser are transported by the Warp into the galaxy of Star Wars, where xenos and humans co-exist. Caught in a war entirely foreign to the Astartes, the Imperium's finest choose their side, all the while trying to find a way back to their home. Five chapters currently up. Story inactive, will be rebooted when I satiate the Hydra Dominatus fans for my inactivity.


Star Wars

Not as active here as I used to be. One story and one crossover currently published. I write within the Old Republic universe, crafted by the amazing BioWare.

101 Ways To Annoy the Dark Council - Comedy fic. The members of the Dark Council are informed by the Sith Emperor himself that they will be punished for their incompetence at defeating the Republic. So, naturally, he brings back the universally reviled Darth Thanaton from beyond the grave. Pity the Dark Council. Four chapters up. Story has been inactive for eons now. I may write whenever I feel like doing so, but Hydra Dominatus and Heresy Amongst the Stars have a higher priority.

Heresy Amongst the Stars - A crossover between Warhammer and Star Wars. The Galactic Republic and Sith Empire, locked in a deadly cold war, must take a new player into account. Mysterious warriors from another galaxy entirely have entered, with radically different beliefs compared to their own. Both sides attempt to gain the aid of these mighty soldiers, while these 'Astartes' attempt to return to their home. With the cunning mind of the Sith Emperor at work, however, that will be far from easy. Same spiel in the Warhammer section. Five chapters up, it's inactive until I please the fans of Hydra Dominatus.


League of Legends

A story section I actually haven't written in. I'm very addicted to this game, and it tends to take up a large chunk of my time, when I'm not video editing or writing. I have one story currently planned, though I could easily broaden my horizons if that story acquires positive feedback. Will be updated, once that story is up.


Dungeons & Dragons

Gotta' love rolling those dice. I haven't been able to be a PC or a DM since nobody plays in my area. So, I have all these books just on my bookshelf, not having any purpose for anything other than my writing. Two stories currently published.

Philosophy's Heart - What is morality? Is a good deed slaying the native kobolds in your area? Is a bad one purging the populace of any corruption? Or is everything all based on perspective? Such questions are constantly thrust into the mind of Aren Nightbow, as he must contend with a divine presence in his mind. And not just any presence either. One chapter up. Currently inactive. This story was an interesting concept on my part, and I may continue it in my spare time, because I really liked the theme it presented.

The Frigid Northlands - There is a land north of the human kingdoms. It does not have a proper name, for it is inhabited by a combination of fledgling cities, wild tribes of barbarians, and all sorts of forgotten civilizations from ages past. Most call it the North. A mercenary forced to flee, Ensia Runewrought finds her way into this strange inhospitable land. She is not without help, however. Five chapters up. Currently inactive. This story was my pet project for ages, my personal apex of literature in 2011. Maybe one day, I'll continue it, but it has very low priority. It takes place in the same world as Philosophy's Heart, though...

Well, there you go. Feel free to PM me about anything you want. Want me to be your editor, or have a specific story in mind? PM! Enjoy the stories, past, present, and future.

- Eldest Tempest.

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Ezreal: A True Champion by vOceanic reviews
A year after the vicious attacks on the Institute of Justice, peace seems to reign supreme. However, corruption in the frozen north is spreading southward, leaving darkness and confusion in its wake. When its negative energy begins weakening the Institute's healers, Ezreal is sent to stop the icy menace. The darkness is strong, and the evil greater than any imagine.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 381,148 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Ezreal, Lux] Katarina, Jayce - Complete
Ezreal: Home at Last by vOceanic reviews
After being ripped from his home in Piltover, Ezreal decides to join the rest of the Champions at the League headquarters. While there, he discovers that he no longer has to be lonely, as he forms a wide variety of relationships with the champions around him, ranging from friendship to romance to rivalry. Perhaps the League isn't so bad after all...
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,972 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Ezreal, Lux] Katarina - Complete
Fate: Zero Requiem by kyugan reviews
In the wake of Zero Requiem, Lelouch vi Britannia was quite ready to face whatever judgement awaited him for his sins. He certainly wasn't expecting to be drafted by the embodiment of Humanity's Collective Will to take part in a free-for-all battle between Mages and Heroes of Legend, but then again, he was ALWAYS up for a challenge. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,081 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Assassin, Zero
A King Without a Crown by Halt.CPM reviews
The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 150,384 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lelouch L.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R-eset by Demons Anarchy of Pride reviews
When you're granted an offer to change the past, would you take it? When you're granted power surpassing that of the King, would you accept it? Lelouch vi Britannia, formerly the 99th Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire, has returned to the day when it all began... and he intends to change everything. Time-Travel Fic HIATUS
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,394 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 9/20/2014
Steel Revolution (Old!) by NarayanK reviews
After isolating himself from the other champions and League matches for six months, Mordekaiser had been awoken by the Institute once more. The Master of Metal finds himself living in a chaotic "household," fighting in the Summoner's Rift, and facing many unique situations that he'd never thought of facing before. Hopefully, the iron man would stay safe and healthy.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 324,351 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Mordekaiser, Sona - Complete
All Things Considered by Shaille reviews
The Du Couteau sisters may not be the perfect picture of sibling love, but when Cassiopeia finds a way out of her curse, it is Katarina who takes up the risk of finding the cure. She only needs to get through the vast lands of Demacia and hiring a guide is out of question. Kidnapping sounds more like Katarina's style.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Katarina, Lux, Cassiopeia
The Hexiles by Bane Draconus reviews
New Summoner Bane Heldian has begun work at the Institute of War, but his past is catching up to him as he looks for answers to his condition. The only clue he has is the word 'Hexile', whispered by a dying sorcerer. His hunt for answers, and escapes, will take him across Valoran. OC and many Champions. More modern take on relationship. Rated M for future content.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - OC, Vi
Fate Mundi Bellum by Lord Mist reviews
The Third World War has begun. Only this time, it's not going to be fought with tanks, guns and planes. It's going to be fought with Servants. Welcome to the first Holy Grail World War. [AU]
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
Fate Gallica by Topographic Ocean reviews
Another Grail War has begun. This time in Lyon, France. Young Torsten Amsel enters the Grail War to fulfil a promise. However, he finds he needs more than that to survive a War between Magi and Servants! Original Masters and Servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 233,403 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
At the Heart 2: Darkness Falls by Buddyboy98 reviews
AU: DSM Revan/Bastila: What he has feared for years is finally coming to pass, the True Sith have begun their crossing into the known Galaxy. It will take every bit of Revan's strength to fight them and all through it, Darkness will permeate uncontrolled
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,194 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Revan, Bastila S.
Shadows of a Lost Mind by Kina Kalamari reviews
When Azzanadra took a trip to the Jaldraocht Pyramid, he didn't expect to end up as a bystander in his own head, on a mission to uncover something that's existence is entirely unconfirmed with a bunch of people he didn't like. Life can be cruel sometimes.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,914 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zamorak, Zaros, Azzanadra, Enakhra
Black Angel Six: The Headhunter Protocol by Caccus reviews
Team Dark are some of the best of the Headhunters; mercenary assassins who pursue bounties left by the United League of Nations and Noxia in their brutal war against each other. After a ULN victory, Team Dark is contracted to kill the Lord of Admirals Du Couteau of Noxus as he fled on his ship. Little do they know that on that ship, a Dark Angel of Death was born. And it's hungry.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Riven, Rengar, Kha'Zix - Complete
Those Minions by HitsInTheEye reviews
The League of Legends are famous for their champions, but what about the minions that are always in the background? Follow minions Caster and Melee as they set off on a quest full of revenge, betrayal, and suffering. COMPLETEish. Important Author's Note in Ch. 26.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,746 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Lord of the Mountain Roads by DarionDamage reviews
The Witchking is waging war on Ulthuan and the Cult of Pleasure is growing, and times of discord have descended on Naggaroth. Setharai, a Dark Rider, is sent on a suicide mission into the Blackspine Mountains, a pawn in the game of nobles striving to achieve influence, and loses everything... just to find help - and maybe more - where she had least expected it.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Dark Elves
The Rising Fist by Icy Mike Molson reviews
For centuries the orcs of the Khairaithi Mountains have venerated their One Eyed god with glorious war and brutal raids. But now one chieftain questions whether or not such ways will be the downfall of his people...
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/6/2011
Faith and Fury by ElysiaDreaming reviews
A Space Marine fleet emerges from the Warp into an alien galaxy, one containing its own Galactic Empire. Very erratic updates, so take that as you will. Accepting submissions for OC's (See chapter 6 for form)
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thrawn, Darth Vader, Space Marines
Child of the Emperor by Imraphel reviews
Do the traitor legions hold any regrets? This is the prologue to a much larger tale, which is Mrated. If enough people like it, I'll start putting the additional chapters online. Be warned; the full version is a long story currently at 134k wordcount with another 60k to write. Still, I'd appreciate any comments.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,319 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Chaos Space Marines
Suffer not the Xenos to Live by Advicepuppy reviews
An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Imperial Guard, Eldar
Tales of the Fallen by Yed Yeddicus reviews
Tales of the fallen: Tales from the fallen Angels as they struggle to elude their vengeful kin in this new galaxy... (Collection of one shot stories from the perspectives of The fallen, Please review, me love you long time)
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012
Week of Rest by Dragons Darkness reviews
The week of rest is an annual holiday for the league of legends. Almost everyone has returned to their homes for a well earned rest. How will Lux keep hiding from Katarina with no one to save her.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Katarina, Lux
Finding Love by Dragons Darkness reviews
Due to an experiment Lux is dream dating various female league mates to find her destined one.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Lux
Elegance in Death by The Sanctum reviews
(DariusxFiora) A strange sickness is making the Grand Duelist see things not meant to be in Valoran and a different type of plague haunts the ever remembering brother, Darius. To reach her tainted mind, he must first surpass his greatest weakness: loyalty.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Fiora, Darius, Draven - Complete
Graves: By Steel and Star by vOceanic reviews
Following the death of his beloved wife, Malcolm Graves returns to his wandering ways, directionless and alone. After he learns of the League of Legends, he decides to give life one last chance. Soraka, a dedicated healer, senses that a surprisingly tender heart lies beneath Graves' rough, sandblasted exterior. He only needs the right person to bring it out.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,008 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Soraka, Graves - Complete
Necron Tales Of Whimsy by INFERNOX reviews
I saw the continual destruction of my people as a child. I felt the metal binding to my flesh when the C'Tan converted us. I was beside my brothers when we won the War in Heaven. And I slept alongside them when the Great Sleep began. My name is Vargard Obyron. I serve under Nemesor Zahndrekh. I awoke from the Great Sleep intact. Zahndrekh...not so much.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Necrons
Kimochi by L.C. Li reviews
The old Order wasn't the only thing that Shen and Zed fought over. / Zed:Akali:Shen.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Akali, Shen, Zed] - Complete
The Sky-Warriors by sealgaire reviews
Tyrr Gunnarson leaves his warlike existence on the frozen Deathworld of Fenris behind to begin a new, even more warlike existence as a Vlyka Fenryka; A Space Wolf. Rated T for cursing, evisceration, mild sexual references and power axes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
Frozen Hearts by Shadowfang3000 reviews
"Honour doesn't matter when it comes to survival." - When Sejuani is captured by Demacian forces, she is placed in prison while negotiations for her extradition are made. Until then she is forced to share a cell with a certain Noxian commander, whilst trying to survive in the violent prison environment.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sejuani, Swain - Complete
Ask Jayfeather by OwlCookies XD reviews
go ahead and ask him an question you would like!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,487 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jayfeather
Why hate the Xenos? Why not? by thesimpledaydreamer reviews
Inquisitor Nathaniel Clark is a fearsome member of the Ordo Xenos, whose hatred of all things Xenos knows no bounds. His apprentice cannot understand his hatred, and believing herself to be pragmatic, tries to get him to cooperate with some Eldar. Using his fearsome mental powers, Inquisitor Clark intends to show her exactly why the Xenos cannot be trusted, his Xenos nightmare.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 108,102 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Inquisition - Complete
The Institute of War by firefox488 reviews
The life and times of Lux and other champions as if the LoL were just a school for people with crazy powers and skills. There will be shipping, there will be mis-represented champs. Lux is the main character. The ships will most likely be mine... Expect awkward Garren older brother, Amumu and Annie cuteness, and shit to hit the fan.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jar Jar B. - Complete
Let's Play Explorers by L.C. Li reviews
"I'll be Ezreal the Awesome, going to lands no man has gone before, and you shall be my fated arch-nemesis, Luxanna the Lunatic!" Ez and Lux as children... and their reunion on the Fields of Justice. / Ez:Lux.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Ezreal, Lux] Garen - Complete
Modern Day Assassins by Mephiles the Dark Spartan reviews
When Desmond is forced to flee to the City of New York for not-revealed reasons, he encounters some familiar faces who are forced to try to blend into modern-day situations. Some of them are… harder to get used to than others. Rated T just in case.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
The Value of Life by Arcboundwriter reviews
As a new Warforged (an artificial warrior) is created and prepared for war, it (or he) must try to understand the confusing nature of his "life", and figure out how to respond to it. Loosely based on D&D's Eberron setting, though no previous knowledge is necessary.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
The Demon Who Dared by Void Child reviews
A little tale of a demon who dared to be...different.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
Hollyleaf's Short Fuse by koicartel reviews
Hollyleaf is able to blow up cats with just a look and an angry yowl, so when cats go and piss her off, she doesn't hold back in showing them what she is capable of. But when she starts going too far, will she be able to fix what she stuffed up?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,636 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hollyleaf
Behind Blue Eyes by Anticlere reviews
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man of the regiment; the morale officer; the Commissar. Certainly, freshly baked Commissar Kathel Sharpe has only the vaguest of ideas as she descends to the surface of Uskarus II, a world in the grip of a Tyranid invasion. In war, however, you learn fast - or you die. [ON HOLD]
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Imperial Guard, Tyranids
Veins of History by this-zombie-life reviews
Eventual heavy AU. The Exile, along with HK-47 and T3-M4, set off after Revan - what they find will alter the course of the galaxy forever. LSM Exile, LSM Revan. Chapter 2, after a super-long delay, is up!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Revan, Exile/Meetra Surik
Audacity by OhSoDeadly reviews
Only 24%, Colonel? Considering the events of Dramus City in 2550, Emile might need a bit more than that.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five
At the Heart by Buddyboy98 reviews
AU: What if Revan was aware of Malak's impending betrayal? What if he was aware of the Jedi Strike Team's attempt to kill him? What if he had captured Bastila instead of the other way around? How will it have changed Galactic History? DSM Revan/Bastila
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 88,908 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
Freedom and Justice by Dunas Priest reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett never found freedom to be quite as delicious as power and control. The feeling of knowing that others would do your bidding was intoxicating, he thought. And yet there's something intriguing about being free... and not being alone.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,012 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Elizabeth S., Cutler B.
Didn't You Get the Memo? by TamIsMyFather reviews
An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 287 - Words: 34,590 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
The Royal College of Dissidia Fanfiction by Draco's Daughter reviews
Hear ye, hear ye! The Royal College of Dissidia Fanfiction is open for enrollment! Come participate in classes such as "Love Thy Grammar" and "The Art of Bromance" taught by the proud warriors themselves! Beware of Baby Behemoths and Kefka... An OFU.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011
Everything by Dunas Priest reviews
Character study. Cutler Beckett wants everything. It's not his fault that Jack Sparrow just happened to be in the way of that.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
HK's fatigued resignation by synedoche reviews
What happened to HK 47 between the events of Kotor I and II? A humorous alternative to the canon, wherein Jolee Bindo's wrath is revealed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - HK-47, Jolee B. - Complete
Azaleanne Menelavan by DungeonMastersBlueJay reviews
Trying my hand at Dungeons and Dragons. My friends have been developing their backstories for years, so if it's got everyones point of view, it might turn out pretty good! 3rd person, DDO refrences and no "rolling of dice".
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011
Survivor Dissidia by kaiju3 reviews
The characters of Dissidia are now contestants on the hit show Survivor! Join our host Laguna as the contestants go through grueling challenges in order to win the grand prize.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Therapy, The Sequel by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which Anakin is a monkeys uncle, Obi-Wan has glasses, Palpatine's grand schemes always fail, Nemesis is a mad scientist and the characters learn that being stuck in space isn't very enjoyable.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Runescape: Misadventures in Gielinor by korettln reviews
It's chaos, chaos, and more chaos for the odd trio of Luna, Skylar, and Corrail! No part of runescape is safe from the misfortune that seems to follow these three around...
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Zamorak
Mindweaver by Nara Nobleheart reviews
CHAPTER 14 NOW UP Follow the adventures of a young enchantress as she learns the ways of magic and travels through Norrath... PLEASE read & review. (INCOMPLETE, but not forgotten. To be continued...)
EverQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/15/2004
Almost by Dunas Priest reviews
Cutler Beckett is dead...almost. The Captain of the Flying Dutchman intends to use his almost-death as vengeance for his previous sins against both Elizabeth and the world in general... by forcing him to go on a journey with none other than Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Warriors Truth or Dare Show by Mothstar reviews
You've probably seen a bunch of these but try this one! I make sure not to make adult themes so it's clean, but it's still very funny! The earlier chapters stink, but you must read em 4 background. Please read and review, but hold off on the flames! T
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,027 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Garden by Dunas Priest reviews
A Lord compares the peanut gallery of the Caribbean to common fruits and vegetables in his attempts to humor the Governor. The Governor is left most displeased. Character study.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Cutler B., Weatherby S./Governor Swann - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Lord Cutler Beckett by Dunas Priest reviews
Top secret! Beckett's cute little diary throughout the events of DMC and AWE. Obvious humor and parody.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Cutler B. - Complete
Blurbs and Other Such Things by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Oneshot collection. Shot 51..."Even back then, Teridax loved power, and second-in-command just didn't cut it. Not even leader cuts it, because that's still not the absolute top."
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 99,783 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Teridax/Makuta, OC
Lake Wars by Katie Ladmoore reviews
When Warriors meets Star Wars, havoc is wreaked. Cats fight and obsess over completely random things! And who is the mysterious cat dressed like Darth Vader attacking everybody? Will things ever go back to normal?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Kyoshi Hold 'Em by cupid-painted-blind reviews
When a blizzard shuts down the fourth annual Peace Summit, the group has to find some way to pass the time. /Zutara, Taang, Jet/Mai, Jet/Everyone, Sukka/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,495 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Malak The Meatbag by Nocturniquette reviews
Takes place before the Mandalorian Wars. Revan has designed HK-47, our favorite assassination droid. Malak really hates HK.....
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
HK tell little jokes by Aliisza reviews
My first fic! What would it be like if HK told jokes? Fid out... I'm really curious what you think so R&R please :).
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2005
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The Emperor's Gift reviews
The Throne of Heroes contains numerous Heroic Spirits from across the ages. One of the less popular figures in history looks for something to do on her birthday. Of course, in the Throne of Heroes, nothing could be further from simplicity. If only one of her subjects bothered to get her something. Oneshot. Happy birthday, Nero!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Saber, Nero - Complete
Hydra Dominatus reviews
"For the Emperor!" The battlecry used by the Alpha Legion, interpreted as mocking the loyal Imperium. But, perhaps, there is more to the Alpha Legion than what the eye can see. Perhaps they are, in fact, loyalist. Captain Fidelis, of the former 5th Company, certainly is, and he full well intends to prove it...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines
Angel Repentant reviews
Merir Astelan has committed the ultimate shame. He gave the personal order to fire upon his Primarch, Lion El'Jonson, during the incident upon Caliban. Now imprisoned in the Rock as one of the Fallen, he is offered a chance at redemption by the current Supreme Grand Master of the Dark Angels, Azrael. All he has to do is find the most elusive man in the galaxy, and bring him alive.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines
Heresy Amongst the Stars reviews
When an Imperial cruiser loses itself in the Warp, it can lead to all sorts of insane situations. What happens when the Imperial cruiser is cast out by the Warp, and into an entirely different universe, steeped in heresy and filled with xenos? You just might find out.
Crossover - Warhammer & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Space Marines
101 Ways to Annoy the Dark Council reviews
The aftermath of the story in The Old Republic takes a humorous turn, as the Emperor issues forth punishment for The Dark Council. Unfortunately, Marr is saddled with much worse. Major spoilers from Act III of the class stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012
Philosophy's Heart
When a mob of cultists kidnap Aren Nightbow, life on Arlolandra gets a bit hectic. Aren Nightbow acquires a new friend, not that he's too happy about that. Bizarre and difficult times lie ahead, and the two learn just what morality is about.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Published: 1/10/2012
The Frigid Northlands reviews
Ensia Runewrought, a mercenary, had never expected to be caught up in so much drama. Naturally, fate decides to have its fun. No real setting defined. R&R, please.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011
Reaching Echoes
A new evil arises in Norrath, bringing old evils with it. A band of five has risen to combat this evil. Will they succeed? Find out in Reaching Echoes. Everquest II based, not the original EverQuest.
EverQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Published: 5/11/2011
Chilling Winds reviews
When two WindClan cats, Adderkit and Tumblekit, become apprentices a shocking discovery comes to light. The Warrior cats await in the first installment in a series of fanfictions, Chilling Winds. Rated K plus, for violence, no language.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011