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Joined 04-15-11, id: 2848523, Profile Updated: 12-07-13
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Hello people! Hey, Padfoot, did you ever notice that if you look at QK sideways, it looks like a ninja?

*tilts head sideways* OH MY GOD, IT DOES!

Hehehehe, she'll be amused for hours now. So we were going through and rereading our profile and WOW, we've changed. We're just a tiny bit more mature now. Maybe. We use better English at least!

No, we're more mature, by at least a little bit. At the very least, our humor has changed! I love going back, reading these moments and going... When did THAT happen??! LOL! So we're writing, yay us! And hopefully it'll be up before Christmas, so we can have some short stories as a Christmas present! Sorry if you don't celebrate Christmas, that's what we celebrate, but Merry Whatever won't offend you! :D

Merry Christmahaunakwanzica! Or, you know, happy Wednesday. Also, Padfoot would like me to tell you that I 've noticed that she uses better English than she used to. (Even though I still have to correct her a lot.) SO, yeah, there's a little update on us, now we're going to go write! Love ya!

Really quick, on twitter, if you use these hashtags for our stories, we'll follow you and like your post!

Spoiler: True To You #HT2U

Packaged Deal: #PKGDL

Reckless: #LyraRcklss

MJ universe: #MJUNIV

Problem with Potter: #PrbWPttr

So this makes us feel epic and famous, and like we're going somewhere in life... just, you know, for reference! :D have a great life, and we'll get back to you with True To You soon!

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WE ARE NOW ON TWITTER!!! ...God help twitter... but I, Padfoot, will be the one most commonly talking on twitter. We all know how Prongs isn't very big with the technology thing. Ow! No Hitting! (Its because she's older!) But it'll have everything from update announcements, to just funny stuff that happens and we want to share, to just, well, the randomness of us, so you know it'll be entertaining. I know I'm not the best with English, and I'm sorry it will be me posting, I know you all love Prongs more because he actually updates *sheepish grin* I am working on my stuff but its slow going! So yeah, that's happening, and this is a long paragraph, and dinner is done so I'm going to eat now! Thanks hope you all subscribe! and tell your friends! We'll subscribe you back!

and here is our name:

Padfoot and Prongs

@padftandprongs

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So we're bored...PRONGS!!! I WANT TACOS!!!

But YOU'RE hungry, why don't YOU make tacos?!?!

But, but, but...It's you! And you make the best tacos ever! ...we need to eat if we're going to not be hungry during the movie, and I dont feel like your stomach making dinasour noises while Will Smith is being funny!!!

But my dinasaur noises are awesome!!! It will add special effects to Men in Black 3. We're going to see it. Oh yeah, be jealous.

While I love Jeff, his noises are annoying! And even though the Men In Black(Oh yeah, be jealous) go back in time they dont go that far back! ...Did we ever figure out why nobody ever kills anyone with a mushroom? It's a pretty easy way to lay a guy out! Most people like their mushrooms.

I know and they'd be very hard to tell as poisonous! You know, if you and I decided to be criminals, the world would be screwed.

We should give the Fanfic world a heads up if we became criminals, that way they can be afraid, verry afraid! Lol! ...Between the two of us, we would have a plethera of ideas, and ways of not getting caught. Yeah, the world should fear this.

Yeeeeaaaah... Luckily for the world, we have morals. Mostly.

Yup...Mostly... And anyways, we gotto go to the movies! See you all later!

Bye, later gaters!

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*Licks Padfoots elbow*

STOP LICKING MEEEEE!!!!!

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Hi, I'm Prongs, or James. No, i'm not telling you my real name. quit stalking me.

HEY!!! My name's Padfoot!!! For all you who say thats not a real name, well...sucks for you!

the voices and i took a vote and it's unanimous; you suck. And just because i hear voices doen't mean i'm crazy. i'm... gifted. yeah, that's it.

So!! yes, we are actually two diffrent people, not just one person with tons of personalities,... not that that's bad or anything, that just makes us more diverse. WARNING: I CANT SPELL!!! so SHUT UP about it. WARNING: dont follow in my footsteps, i walk into walls.

he's not even kidding. once i saw him epically try to run at me, slip on the floor, fall flat on his face, then get up and do it again on purpose.

Oi!!!! The floor was slippery, and ... you know,... stuff! and they wanted to know what happened and i couldn't talk because i was laughing to much, so i just re-enacted it!!! DON'T JUDGE!!!! Oh yeah! I dont do grammer either, remember Prongs!!!! *slightly annoyed, but laughing anyways!!!* I'm Padfoot, I don't DO english, thats YOU remember!!! Oh, i also repeat my self, dont like it, well...sucks for you!

well!!! (i could correct her spelling and stuff, but it's not worth the effort and i know a lost cause when i see one) anywho... OH!!! guess what?

WHAT!!!! Ooooo Ooooo Oooo!!! TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPILL IT!!!!

we've got to go, so we'll talk to you later. keep scrolling to read the rest of our awesome profile. Peace homies, Prongs out!!!

WAIT!!!! WHAT?!?!?!? TELL ME WHAT!!!! PRONGS!!!!!!! ... PRONGS?!?!?!?!?!?! DONT LEAVE ME HANGING WITH THESE WIERD PEOPLE!!!!! (no offense to all you wierd people!!) JAMES POTTER DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!

*LAUGHS MANIACALLY* bye Padfoot!!!

NOOOO!!!!!! AT LEAST SHUT THE COMPUTER DOWN!!!!! YOU PAID ATTENTION IN MUGGLE STUDIES, I WAS BUSY PRANKING SNIVELLUS!!!! CRAP!!! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!!! (can you tell i like exclamation points??? I get loud when aggitated/freaking out!!!)

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Dear society,

If I start acting mature, that's all it'll ever be. Acting.

Sincerely, stuck in the tree.

*ahem* PADFOOT!!!!!!!!

WHAT!!!!! its fun in the tree!!!!!!

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Jeff just SOUNDS like a made up name!

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She's not getting eaten alive, she's getting clawed and bitten! There's a difference!

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Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
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The Story of a Fallen Star by I Have a Paper Heart reviews
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Harry James Potter Cullen? by REALM13 reviews
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My Dad, James by Ellie0788 reviews
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My Two Dads by Daisyangel reviews
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A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
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The Letter! by Neeva Caffrey reviews
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Sirius Lies! by Neeva Caffrey reviews
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Never Able to Fly by Neeva Caffrey reviews
A poem about Sirius, his abuse, and his premature death. k for death
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The Imperfect Heir! by Neeva Caffrey reviews
Never A true Black..And everyone Can See It! Rated T for Abuse!
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Home Life, by Harry Potter by Angelauthor14 reviews
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With the Love of Parents by RedtheBrunette reviews
Siblings Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ryan were raised by Jenna and Sirius Black. Together they train in preparation, fight back and try to hide. Watch out world, here comes the Blacks.
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Of Ordinary Wizards by Delaine reviews
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Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
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Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
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True To You reviews
Hufflepuff is the often overlooked house. But I, Lucy Weasley, am here to tell you why we're all actually a bunch of BAMFs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2014 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Life After 'The End' reviews
Guys we did it! She wrote a sequel! This is the sequel to Packaged Deal! Its nothing but fluff! Love this!
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Ashes to Ashes reviews
The life and times of Clarissa Dalton. Muggle. Army brat. Girlfriend of Sirius Black. Boy, is she in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
Dear Tuney reviews
Letters from a box...
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Packaged Deal reviews
When two worlds colide, everyone had better brace themselves for a wild ride. Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and NEVER EVER tell your cousins who you're dating. Another great story by Prongs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,161 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Just Quidditch reviews
A fluff about Sirius and Alyssa spending the day flying. Cute family centered. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
We dreamed a dream reviews
Double song-fic. Alyssa lies and Concrete Angel. Alexa and Alyssa share a dream. Warning: Sad! Cild Abuse!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Lost Twin reviews
How George deals with losing his twin. One-shot. By both Padfoot and Prongs. Warning: Very sad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2013 - George W., Fred W. II - Complete
The Problem With Potter reviews
James Potter is annoying. That has always been a fact. But what happens when his enourmous head finally deflates, he beomes a lot more sensitive and doesn't ask me out every waking moment? Oh, and did I mention we're sharing a dorm? By Prongs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Reckless reviews
I'm Lyra Malfoy and I can do it alone. But lately, I've been thinking about the way Al makes me feel when he smiles at me. You know Al, right? His dad is the enemy of my dad, he's my best friend's brother, and I might be falling for him. That one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - OC, Albus S. P. - Complete
Best Days
Song fic to Taylor Swift's The Best Day. Alexa's life. Fluffyness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Dreamin bout the day reviews
MJ song fic to Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me. About Sirius and Alyssa's mom, Aurora! Includes birth of Alyssa. One Shot. By Padfoot, edited by Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Alexa and Alyssa Kick Simulator Butt! reviews
One-Shot. In the MJ universe, should probly read that one first, or at least the begining, or at least the summary, but honestly not that hard to follow if you dont! Another adventure of Alyssa and Alexa! Featuring Sev, Tonks, and Uncle Moody! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Not How It Was Supposed To Be reviews
It was so perfect before, so how could it be so wrong now? Just some of James thoughts about the night that changed everything. Slightly diffrent from cannon. One shot. Please enjoy! -Padfoot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - James P. - Complete
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