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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2849196, Profile Updated: 04-02-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi. My name is Natashia. I'm 19 years old and I live in South-Africa.

I'm currently a second year student at the North-west university studying Chemical engineering.

I wish I had more time to work on the stories I have on Fanfiction, but I rarely have time to sleep much less write.

I hope you enjoy my short and not even nearly completed stories. I wont be making any promises but I will try and update.

love Natashia


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN:

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share..

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down..

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.

Guy: But I don't know your name.

Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: I know how to please a woman.

Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I can tell you want me.

Girl: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave.

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger?

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.

Guy: I want to give myself to you.

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out.

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else.


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Thirsty for Your Love by Bertie Bott reviews
AU New Moon. Bella's lost herself to despair after being abandoned by Edward and finds herself on the cusp of giving up. Meanwhile, Damon's been drifting aimlessly since opening the tomb and discovering Katherine's betrayal. One day Laurent corners Bella in the meadow, but it's not Jake who appears to the rescue...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,369 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Skye Night by SkyeElf reviews
She's a freak, and enjoys it. But in the war to come she's a key. The main key. There's no running from it. But she's got her friends... and she's got Draco... Nothing is as it seems... Which suits them just fine. AU. COMPLETE! Over a 100 000 hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 255,699 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Geek Magnet by jaspersonlyone770 reviews
"Thanks." I mouthed at him. He smirked in response and something danced in my belly, "No big." My body heat had reduced to sub-nuclear levels. Okay, so there was one thing I knew about him. I owed him one, big fat favor. AH, JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,081 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I'm there for you by Cabba reviews
Edward, an under cover agent goes to Forks to protect Rosalie Hale, daughter of his senior, Captain Jared Hale. He also finds out about his brother, Emmett, the new generation rules and falls for a new teacher, Ms.Swan... ON HAITUS. SORRY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward, Rosalie
Closer to God by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
The Omega by Untamed Loner reviews
As Bella spends more time around Jake, she begins to discover changes in herself. Suddenly, she doesn't trip, the wolves are completely calm around her, and she keeps feeling people's emotions. Now, she's on the Volturi's most wanted list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,468 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Almost Impossible by RachelxMichelle reviews
During the kiss Bella and Jacob have right before the fight with the newborns, something happens and because of an untold legend, Bella's life is changed forever. No one is prepared for just how much change will come and why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,656 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Blue Rose reviews
Bella swan gets angry at her parents and storms out into the forest. She finds the most beautiful rose that causes her to change in so many ways. What will her fellow classmates say and what happens when she begins to discover she has mystery powers? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Undercover reviews
My name is Bella Swan and I am a secret agent. My mission? To protect a family of rich folks who might be in danger.AH. My first story please read& review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella