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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2849258, Profile Updated: 04-14-15
Author has written 5 stories for Pendragon, Danny Phantom, and 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors.

My name is J.M.Profio.

It seems kind of strange to me that I'm in my twenties and still publishing to this site, but I really enjoy writing these stories. I don't have many that I feel comfortable enough to publish--in fact, I actually deleted a few off of here when I rewrote this profile page--but the ones that are on here are the stories that I'm proud to call my own. And a few that I swear I'm going to update soon. Definitely. Maybe. If I don't just start new ones.

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Prompt Shorts by pitchpearlgirl reviews
I've hit a bit of a writing block, so I found a prompt generator. These are the ficlets that resulted. There will be ten, one a day. Multitude of characters, ships, genres, and probably AUs too, so be warned. EDIT: Changed to only five. I've regained my inspiration.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/14
Connection by Echo-Dollhouse18 reviews
In a universe where you feel the pain and emotions of your Soul Mate, Carlton is one of the rare ones. Where his bond was made when he was 7 and can remember everything about his.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Amnesia by pitchpearlgirl reviews
What if, instead of Kasha getting hit on the head and killed at the end of the Eelong adventure, Bobby got hit instead? What if, instead of dying, he lost his memory, and was found by (and fell for, possibly,) our friendly neighborhood demon? What if?
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Bobby P., Saint Dane]
Accidentally by purpletheory reviews
House kisses Chase and then pretends it was an accident. Chase tries to get him to acknowledge that he wanted it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/12 - G. House, R. Chase
If I Fall by debronze reviews
"Mm, there are many ways I could answer that question, Dick, in fact there are many different answers…some of which you'll find you already know. But I'll just say this:" And suddenly the man's fingers found their way beneath the boy's chin, lifting it in a way that was not forced, but simply encouraged. "You're my little bird, and no one else is allowed to kill you but me." SLASH.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/10 - [Robin, Slade]
Fun With Shapes and Colors by pitchpearlgirl reviews
Exactly what is says on the tin. You know the age-old trick where someone moves everything in your house three inches to the left? Bill can do a similar thing with himself, to everyone's dismay.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Drowning in a Sea of Stars by npeg reviews
Sometimes we miss the things that are right in front of our eyes. One night, in the small hours of the morning, Tony finds himself having to comfort a sad and lonely Steve, with nothing but whiskey to help him. Neither of them could have predicted the aftermath. Light romance turned plot-heavy epic; w/ fluff, laughs, angst, & smut. Cover by Amanda, -andrews . tumblr . com!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,143 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Surprise Date by nekonikki08 reviews
Danny receives a phone call that forces him to leave his home and go out with Vlad...what the man's intentions are, he doesn't know.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Deck the Halls by SweetGumdrop reviews
It's better to have loved and lost than not loved at all. It's a whole other concept to continuously love and lose that special One.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Don't Use While Operating Heavy Machinery by AuroraBlix reviews
So: Church is feeling harassed, Tucker is feeling a little out-of-sorts, Doc is a terrible field-medic, and Caboose is just himself (though perhaps a little quieter, and what the Hell's that about?).
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
Seeing Red by ktfranceebee reviews
An impromptu Spanish lesson during his second date with Carlos lets Cecil know how his gorgeous scientist feels about him. (Assuming Cecil and Carlos didn't make-out against the trees like teenage boys on their first date).
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Knowing by Kawaii-kuro reviews
(Warnings for AU, OOC) Appearances are often deceiving... especially when presented as temptation.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Only One For Me by Ira e Invidia reviews
Soulmates can only be discovered through physical touch and both Steve Rogers and Anthony Stark have given up on finding their bonded. But that's before they meet, before Tony decides to put his hand on Steve's shoulder. Fury probably didn't see this coming when he assembled the avengers for the first time.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Youth by keeperofcoldtoes reviews
Ficlet Dan/Clockwork Dan is still getting used to living with a time master. Established relationship.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Clockwork, Dan Phantom - Complete
Falling In by Auttzthoughtz reviews
Inspired by scene where Tony falls back to earth at last second, and just barely survived. He asked if there was a kiss, and this is if there was... SteveXTony... Content based from both the Comic Books and Movies ...Partial AU
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Sight by Purtail reviews
Kink meme fill. After escaping, the group stops at a hotel. Snake decides to go check up on Ace.
999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Ace, Snake - Complete
An Unexpected Change by Devil Take The Hindmost reviews
Javert and Valjean meet but the Inspector doesn't recognize the man he's been hunting.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean
Becoming an Honest Man by Devil Take The Hindmost reviews
Modern Day AU. Javert is a detective inspector of the Metropolitan Police Force and Valjean is a lawyer who defends anyone that will pay enough money, even if they are obviously guilty. A chance encounter changes everything and Valjean tries his best to become a good man. Will eventually be slash.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean
Helter Skelter by exterminatecake reviews
Will you, won't you want me to make you/I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you/Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer/You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Validation by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
Spin-off of Suspicion with a bit more ... serious approach. Slash. Rated T for language and the fact that the word 'dramedy' is used in the summary - come on, guys. No one wants to see that. Rating subject to change
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
Suspicion by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
Whether they're on or off Destiny, people are starting to suspect a little ... something ... between Young and Rush. Third chapter rated M for gross implications, harsh language, and the disturbingly graffic hand-puppetry of TJ.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
A Tempting Punishment by ehblehbored reviews
MarVex School AU. oneshot. Vexen's the poor teacher Marluxia's been pinning over. And he may be finally gatting a taste of what he's been waiting for. Not nearly as sexy as that probably sounds, its T for safety . . . I'm sorryD';
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Halloween costumes are for kids by blackfire246 reviews
A short little Johnkat story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Lab Mice by pocket-doctor reviews
When he recreates a specific device used against him in his past, Tony needs something, or someone, to test it on. That someone is Steve. Steve/Tony : Rated M for strong sexual references.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
When In Doubt, Choose Love by Heart Torn Out reviews
Tony needs to ask Steve a question. He gets a little help from a friend. Stony and Clint/Coulson. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by Telimily reviews
Okay, so I was dared to write a Tony/Steve slash fiction where they played Seven Minute in Heaven... so here you go. -E
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Guardian of the Arc by I.Weave.Dreams reviews
Steve wakes up at the same time every night just to make sure Tony's arc reactor is still shining. His biggest fear is waking up and not seeing its glow. Tony notices Steve's habit of doing this, and asks him about it one night.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hawkeye Plays Cupid for the Day by insanityintheflesh reviews
A drabble about Tony and Steve, with a pissy Clint.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Rose Tints My World by sasstasticmad reviews
Tony likes Steve. A lot. He just also happens to be a closet movie geek. Fluff and Domestic!Avengers galore.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
That was unexpected by Jensensexles reviews
Tony ignored a mission from Fury and Steve is not happy about that. Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dirty by Topkat82 reviews
A different, more dark, ending to the Apprentice episode Aka an excuse for writing a little smut Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Exchange by Ghost-Toast reviews
When Vexen agreed to tutor those students unable to attend class he had no idea just who he was dealing with. AU FINISHED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
How Do I Live Without You by taterdoom reviews
Karkitty is about to go to bed when he's alerted to a sudden disturbance outside of his house.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
I've Been Watching You by SailorTitan477 reviews
Karkat writes a letter to John and the other Beta kids...but he has something to ask John inside. It's pretty short...ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Kiss You Goodnight by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
John Egbert's boyfriend sends him on a scavenger hunt for his birthday present.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Requiem for a Mario by blacksand1 reviews
Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
It's All About the Foreplay by fanservice-chan reviews
Marluxia plays a cruel trick on Vexen all as part of his mess-up version of foreplay. Vexen discovers that he can't deny that there is indeed something more in his chest than the so-called emptiness. I do not own any of KH.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
By Chance Checkmate by Americana Psychotica reviews
Certainly he had never meant for anything to come of it, but when did anyone kiss someone and nothing come of it? James wouldn't take it back, and Severus didn't dare trust the truth in his eyes. Love was never so simple, and it was never easy. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Last Resort by R.G. Bennet reviews
The war is over. The Travellers have lost. Bobby now faces a triumphant Saint Dane, who insists upon granting the lead Traveller one last request. Anything he wants. "It only remains for you to name it," says Saint Dane. What will Bobby choose?
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bobby P., Saint Dane - Complete
Anchor by Topkat82 reviews
A little story about Slade and why he needs Robin. Yaoi. For my Honey Duckling :D
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Revelations in the Dreams of an Idiot by Kitsune of the End reviews
What DO idiots dream about? You'd be surprised. Akihisa certainly is. As is Hideyoshi.
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Akihisa Yoshii, Hideyoshi K.
Private Misery by Jayto reviews
Robin has a problem. A big problem. One that only Slade can help him with.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Robin, Slade
Courtney Falls by Classof2014 reviews
This is a spin-off of when Courtney falls off the cliff in "Rivers of Zadaa". Spoilers if you haven't read that book yet!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Courtney C. - Complete
Lang Zi Says Returns! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
The sequel to Lang Zi Says is here! The randomness and hilarity are back as our favourite characters battle it out to become the Lang Zi Says champion! Contains absolutely everything: action, comedy, romance, drama, etc... enjoy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,294 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Miles E., S. L. Lang
Keeping Promises by Zuvios Gemini reviews
Thor made a promise to Loki. How long will it take for him to fulfill it? And what else will happen because of it? Thor/Loki slash. Sequel to Until Ragnarok Come. Ratings and warnings inside.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bald Men in Suits by walked-into-the-sky reviews
Because there are some things that never really leave. Some reactions that can't be escaped. Post-SoH drabble.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Courtney C., Bobby P. - Complete
A Strange Experiment by Jagger3 reviews
Stein is trying out a new experiment; but unfortunatly he needs a willing subject. Here comes Spirit with a secret that needs to be let out. They both find a simple way to get what they want; but somebody has to bend. Literally and figmentavily. Yaoi!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Lying Truth by Romanticized Missile Fire reviews
Severus needs to talk to James about Lily. And of course, the conversation doesn't go as planned. SLASH. Non-con fluff and nothing more. Just innocence hinting at other... 'interests'. A bit of swearing which is why it's rated T and hidden love! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Perfect Memories by BloddyRose13 reviews
Harry finds an old memory in a dusty drawer in the potions room and for Severus some memories are too painful to keep and to cherished to let go of. JamesxSeverus SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Other Journal by torq reviews
A lost journal from Quillan has been recovered. Is it what we expect? Probably not.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bobby P. - Complete
Dancing with the Boss by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Reid convinces Hotch that he needs to take a break from work and stress, but when Hotch has a little more to drink than usual, confessions start flying and things really heat up. Hotch/Reid slash! ONESHOT!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/1/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Save Robin by hagnes reviews
Slade will never give up on persuading Robin to be his... apprentice. S/R Warning for slash and language.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Robin, Slade
Running a Red Light by blueoleandar93 reviews
A Twist/Shout fiction with a little drama, a lot of humor, and a dash of hurt/comfort. But, alas, dear readers, don't dismay. It's threaded with romance. Rated T for language and suggestivity.
Fresh Beat Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Hypothesis by Silent Epiphany reviews
A night of friendly drinks turns into one of debauchery in a single slip of the tongue. YAOI, SteinxSpirit. Explicit LEMON! Don't like, don't read!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Resolutions by firesticks reviews
Stein and Spirit spend New Year's Eve together, and end up sharing more than just ambitions for the new year.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Maudit Maestro reviews
Sladin. There's something hiding under the covers, and it's certainly not Grandma. Warnings inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Slade, Robin - Complete
KayDay by Kawaii-kuro reviews
A very belated BIRTHDAY CUPCAKE topped with Sladin frosting.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Robin, Slade
Affirmation by Silent Epiphany reviews
It all began with a simple question: "Did you miss me?" The words were less a query than they were a severe understatement of fact. SteinxSpirit. YAOI! LEMON! Rated M for a reason! Oh, and did I mention lemon? You are warned!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Experiments by Silent Epiphany reviews
Shibusen student Franken Stein has a new weapon and roommate...one he can't wait to discover the many secrets of. YAOI, Stein x Spirit. LEMON content! You are warned!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
When Columnists Finally Crack by the-hippie-whittlers reviews
This is based on the columnists Michael Swaim and Dan O'Brien on the Cracked website. More accurately, it's based on the personalities cultivated by each as portrayed through their articles, web series, and most prominently the series Agents of Cracked.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
and you won't look back by walked-into-the-sky reviews
Nevva Winter and the two men who didn't love her back. One-shot.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Nevva W., Bobby P. - Complete
E is for Exquisite Corpse by InfernumEquinomin reviews
E in my Alphabet song Drabbles challenge. SteinXScythe, How much more pathetic could you get when the taste of chloroform is familiar? Yaoi, Slash, --Explicit content warning inserted here.-- You were warned.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Insert Unimaginative Pirate Name Here by Hakurei Ryuu reviews
Jack Sparrow is on the run from a very crafty Mary-Sue. Can the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society set a trap for Willowe and save Jack, or is there an unforseen element in their midst? Find out in this exciting new installment! crackfic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Let It Slide by kkscatnip reviews
Five minutes into Stein trying to talk him into wearing a thong, Spirit was only just recalling logistics: "I don't even have a thong to wear!"
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Insert Unpronounceable Alien Species Here by Mei1105 reviews
Oneshot. "Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society! We're here to arrest Miss Foxblade!" As our beautiful heroine once again twists canon to suit her needs, will the society be able to put an end to it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Insert Grossly Mutilated Latin Here by Mei1105 reviews
Oneshot. "We are the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society! And we're here to arrest Willowe!" Will the Society finally catch the brave heroine with a tragic past, or is all hope lost for Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
How to Kiss a Girl by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Post Western Air Temple:: Aang is confused about Katara and feels she doesn't like him because he's bad at kissing. So he goes to Zuko for help.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Differential Diagnosis by Koieeshnakof reviews
House is bored and needs a new case. What better way to while away the time than to try to find something wrong with a member of his own team? Ever so slight slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
A Pear Problem by Rude and not Ginger reviews
In wich the Doctor is disgusted to find a pear contaminating his bananas. A rather odd fic. Ten/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Million Years by waterfall tears reviews
One night, Skulker asks Technus out on a date. His reply: “Never in a million years.” So Skulker comes back and asks again a million years later. “Your million years are up.”
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Skulker, Technus - Complete
Miracles Happen by Razor to Rosary reviews
It was Christmas. There mistletoe over the office door. Chase found out you can make miracles happen. [HouseChase]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
James' Dream by RandomTopic reviews
James has a dream...a very scary dream...it involves Snape you see...and marriage...to Snape...wait, what was that last thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Bindings by Isilme reviews
Dumbledore's Valentine Day's activity brings unexpected consequences...JP/SS, SB/RL R&R please! One-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Kiss or Dare by Raederle reviews
In an attempt to ease the tension during his first ride to Hogwarts, Severus Snape finds himself in an uncomfortable position with an older student. ALERT:SLASH SNOGGING. AN:This fit into canon when I wrote it. Stop telling me to read the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
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Eyes
Just a short little ramble about what it would be like if Snake got his eyesight back, with a bit of a dig about his outfit.
999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Published: 5/17 - Snake - Complete
Changes reviews
Set mostly during the time on Ibara, after Bobby destroyed the flume. Bobby thinks the war is over, and creates a sort of truce/stalemate between him and Dane. Slight shipping in later chapters, nothing graphic.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/25 - Bobby P., Saint Dane
Surviving a Paradox reviews
Short little thing I wrote at midnight because there aren't enough Dan Phantom/Clockwork stories out there. Mostly just follows what happens to Dan after Ultimate Enemy. Kind of rambles a bit because it was written late at night.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork - Complete
Forgotten Foes reviews
Set after the Book 10 time reset. Robert Pendragon is 28, returning to his old school. There he runs into some old friends, as well as some old enemies who seem to know more about his past then he can remember. Quite a lot of Bobby/Saint Dane shipping.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Bobby P., Nevva W., Saint Dane
Second Chances reviews
Set shortly after the final book. Instead of dying, Dane is given a second chance. Shenanigans ensue. Lots of OOC, and a boatload of Bobby/Dane.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Saint Dane, Bobby P. - Complete