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More Ferarum by IReen Weiss reviews
I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to. 1st Place Winner: TLS Angst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
Gothic by author-self-insert reviews
Ten years ago, Edward was accused of murder and Bella was his alibi. Now, the murder remains unsolved and Bella hates Edward. Can a penchant for gothic mystery, a hearty dose of lingering hostility and the desire for a clean conscience really be enough to right old wrongs? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,074 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,942 - Reviews: 3863 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14752 - Favs: 7,390 - Follows: 7,025 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Point at Which it Breaks by sugarbucket reviews
A four piece follow up to Breaking Points as requested by many. Prepare to be bludgeoned to death by the angst. How long can secrets really endure under the pressure of obsession? Set in the future during various time spans, this is the point at which it finally breaks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 89,355 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Suspicions: The Tale of the Maybe Vampire by IrishLoveForever reviews
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,463 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15041 - Favs: 8,637 - Follows: 9,079 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hit and Run by lifelesslyndsey reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Substance Clad in Shadows by hollelujahs reviews
Re-post: AU/AH Bella's only release comes in the form of distantly orbiting the life of Edward Cullen. As with any addiction, however, she's always left wanting more. "Mad is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else." [Ugo Betti]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,250 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harrowing by Lee Kyle reviews
The Volturi attempt to kill Renesmee exposes vampires to a determined hunter. Jane and Alice must discover new strengths inside themselves if their world is to be saved. Begins immediately after Breaking Dawn. Totally In Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Alice, Jane - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8515 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5693 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Breaking Points by sugarbucket reviews
Ever wonder why Rosalie and Edward are so cold towards one another? Their story from the start; in keeping with the books, but based on the idea that they're both masterful liars. Love, lust, betrayal, desire, lies, darkness and breaking points.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 413,898 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
The Queen's Brother by sleepyvalentina reviews
Jaime Lannister grew up knowing the day would come when his sister would be given to another. Her wedding shouldn't affect him. Then again, he shouldn't spend the ceremony wishing he was the groom. Some things are inevitable.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jaime L., Cersei L. - Complete
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12102 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
What I Tell Myself by tiffaninichole reviews
Won Judge's Choice in the Love, Actually Contest! She's questions and bossiness and key lime pie. I tell myself not to like her— to avoid her at all costs. But the girl won't leave me alone. And I don't think I want her to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Spastastical Discovery of Jasper Whitlock by forthelongestday reviews
Bella Swan knows what she wants—Edward. Well, sort of. Crack. Total and complete Crack. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Vague Summaries & FanFiction Cliches by jesicka309 reviews
Vague Summary. Eyebrow Raise. Mild Interest. Spelling Mistake. Flounce. A crackfic about Twilight fandom clichés. Will my Mary-Sue be perfect, get Edward, and have fantastic sex? Of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward
Aftermath by forthelongestday reviews
Long Way Down one-shots from Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9085 - Favs: 8,661 - Follows: 4,897 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Know You by LJ Summers reviews
AU Bella was changed by Aro in Italy in 1900. She escapes and finds herself in the Pacific NW toward the end of WW 2. She meets Levi Uley and the two of them develop a relationship that will last for decades... And that's not the end of the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,548 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - [Bella, Levi] - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by Chicklette reviews
A holidayish o/s based on one of the Love Actually plots. Jasper/Bella. No Alice or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9743 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never Saw That Coming by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of Best Overall in the Twilight Gem Pearl Round, this is the story of how Leah Clearwater met her biological match in the last man she would have expected. Rife with snark, Leah's spirit isn't broken, but made whole. Sixth in my Imprinting Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,510 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - [Leah, Charlie S.] - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do You Remember? by LJ Summers reviews
A winner in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge, this is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete