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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2850215, Profile Updated: 08-23-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Victorious.

Name: Whatever you want it to be, baby.

Gender: Female

Likes: Animals, reading, writing, singing, learning, pretty musicians, pretty English youtubers, people I can obsess over (read: pretty musicians, pretty English youtubers), key lime pie, Diet Coke, Goldfish.

Dislikes: Running (What is the point of running for the sake of running? At least other sports are fun. I don't know anyone who likes running.), stupid people, jerks, stupid jerks, regular Coke, those knock-off Goldfish called 'Whales'.

I mostly read slash/femslash pairings now because they tend to be better written, sexier, and also because I personally just find it really attractive. I've taken most of my fanfiction reading over to livejournal and have started dabbling in RPF which scares me a bit.

My current OTPs (barring RPF ones):

Victorious: Cade, Cori, Jori, or really any of the girls from Victorious with any other girl from Victorious, Robby/Beck (oh so much).

Adventure Time: PB/Marceline (so hard), Finn/Flame Princess, GB/Marshall Lee

BBT: Penny/Sheldon. Not sure why. I don't even like that show, really.

Glee: Finn/Kurt, Brittana. Rachel/Quinn

Pokemon: Gary/Ash, Drew/May, Brock/Officer Jenny (if only to be nice)

Naruto: GaaSaku, SasuSaku, AnyoneButNaruto!Saku, SasuNaru (I know), InoSaku, NejiTen

If two people in a series hate each other, I ship them. Bam.

I also ship Mercutio and Romeo. Why? Because why the fuck not, that's why.

I think we all know that feeling when you look back at everything you wrote and think 'ugh. That was stupid.'

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Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fearful Symmetry by CrystallineClear reviews
"Wait, are you...jealous?" Hikaru plus Kaoru equals one. Such a simple equation, and so quick to unravel. Hitachiincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
It Doesn't Take A Genius by valinorean reviews
Harry keeps losing his Auror badge, and it keeps turning up in the most unlikely places. :: Harry/Draco SLASH ::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
we're almost here again by seemslikeaporno reviews
Don't let time forget me. Or, the gang after high school. / Multiple pairings.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
little lies scattered at her feet by seemslikeaporno reviews
I told you so. / Jade&Cat, Cat&Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Windows by agenderalien reviews
There's nothing to light up anymore. ;Cat/Jade; Onesided.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
maybe next time by seemslikeaporno reviews
There's nothing stopping you, now.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
picturebook girls by sarsaparillia reviews
A girl, a boy; a supernova in the making. — Blair/Chuck.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
paper boats and silver cigarette lighters by sarsaparillia reviews
He's dead, today, again. The sky is an anagram of winter misery, and she will look up, and hate it all. — Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reaching for Nothing by sarsaparillia reviews
Her muscles tremble, and she takes a shaky breath; she supposes being brilliant kind of kills it. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Amphetamine reviews
Tori's pretty sure there's no clinic to help you get over an addiction to a person. Cori smut.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Empire of Dirt reviews
She gives Jade her tongue and lips and fingers because even if she had more to give, it's the only thing that Jade wants. Onesided Cade. M for suggestive, if not graphic, themes.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Ephemeral reviews
The face in the mirror isn't hers, mostly Sakura!Centric. SasuSaku if you really, really want it to be. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dry Ice reviews
Two million miles wouldn't make me feel any farther away from you than I do now, right here, in your arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete