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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hey lovely people!

guess I can write something about myself here, about my likes and my dislikes etc., but I don't think anyone really cares for that stuff. I just started my first fanfic and I can promise you that although I update unregular, I am intend on finishing my stories! It can annoy me to death when you finally found a good story and at the last chapter you realise it hasn't been updated in 7 years... (hmm, it appears I told you something about my dislikes anyway).

Enjoy! Or don't! I write this stuff for my own amusement, so...

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Bah Humbug by Regas reviews
When holiday-humbug Sakura Haruno learns that the Copy Ninja, Kakashi Hatake has more than a little Christmas spirit, her interest is peaked. But when frantic and panicked Genma and Iruka show up on her doorstep one week from the holiday, she learns why her old sensei has an extra bounce to his step and why he's whistling corny Christmas carols: Kakashi still believes in Santa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Intellectually Stimulating Conversations by gorillabaseball reviews
Because smart is sexy and talking to Shikamaru is very intellectually stimulating. In more ways than one. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Not Another Fanfiction by Kryzanna reviews
"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Deidara, Hidan] - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh Sh t! by Akira-kun reviews
"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,319 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little stupid completely,ruined,my,life thing! by Akira-kun reviews
"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Of Wealth And Sodomy by Angelas reviews
Kakashi is a wealthy, devious man with killer looks. One day, he finds a strange, alluring boy at the side of the freeway hitchhiking for a ride. Warning: Very explicit sex with a minor OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Attractions of Abduction by Piccolo is green reviews
AU V/B. Accidentally attracting Vegeta's attention, Bulma finds herself in the hands of the Saiyan Prince. Forced to revive Vegetasei and its inhabitants, the heiress begins to realise that good and evil aren't always easy to define. ON HIATUS
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,690 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
A General State of Affairs by caeseria reviews
Determined not to fail his latest mission, Iruka sets out to deliver a vital scroll to General Hatake Kakashi of the Third Division.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Last Ship out of Snow Country by Emmy Kay reviews
Iruka is on a mission in Snow Country. As a new chuunin, he is called upon to service a superior officer, but finds he has serious reservations. Kakashi/Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dango Kiss! by Jigoku-Dayu93 reviews
Orochimaru takes Anko to the Tanabata festival, with some naughty surprises in store for his favourite student. Sequel to Orochimaru-Sensei's Tongue. OroAnko, graphic lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Touch the Horizon by Light of the Firefly reviews
She found herself standing on the rooftop frequently. If for no other reason but to reminisce. She knew he was gone, but it was hard to understand the concept.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,329 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
One Hundred Ways to Love by Ms Western Ink reviews
“The winner reserves the right to claim a reward,” he murmured, leaning over her, chapter 61. Manga spoilers. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 117,148 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
Orochimaru Sensei's Tongue by Jigoku-Dayu93 reviews
"Orochimaru-sensei, why do you have such a long tongue?" It was an innocent enough question, but Anko was in for a less than innocent answer. OroAnko, graphic lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
the love of a slave by mo person reviews
the love of a slave can be good or bad. such has been the case for iruka for as long as he could remember. but he's bought for a hefty price, and lord kakashi might just be his saviour. -impl'd rape, mpreg, slash, yaoi- read at own risk. itaneji kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Perfect Rank by Cardboard Bike reviews
Kakashi has a boyfriend. Genma wants to know who it is. Flirty!Kakashi and Thickheaded!Genma make for an Angry!Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4630 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions and I'll Tell You No Lies by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
What is a mental illness but a magnification of an aspect of the normal human personality anyway? ShunsuiXNanao COMPLETE. Rated M. SEE WARNINGS
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
A Place to Belong by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka's last mission left two team members dead and the guilt from their deaths is slowly destroying him. Kakashi views his attraction to Iruka unhealthy and must decide between giving in to his feelings or letting Iruka fall prey to guilt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Apperception by brendabond reviews
Orihime came back with more than bad memories of Hueco Mundo. Can she get what she needs before time runs out?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,906 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Orihime I., J. Ukitake - Complete
My Only One by Light of the Firefly reviews
Nanao/Shunsui are sent to investigate a new threat in Rukongai, but are captured and collared by the enemy. They now are on the run, trying to figure out a way to get out of this mess and back to Soul Society. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,750 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Minutes In Heaven by AvocadoLove reviews
Pre-series. Fluff. Iruka attends his Chuunin graduation party, and ends up having his name drawn to play "Seven Minutes in Heaven" with Kakashi as his partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kind of Dating by Silberias reviews
He'd tell her, when she woke, that he was madly in love with her, and he'd ask if they could change their relationship status from Kind of Dating to something else entirely. Like Lovers or Old Married People, something concrete. Something to hold on to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 8,866 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Tattoo by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
A tattoo tells a story. Nanao and Shunsui's story is far more intertwined than anyone had ever considered... Shunsui/Nanao COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
High by Mikami reviews
Shinji x Orihime. Three part oneshot. A really horny Shinji comes to terms with his craving for an orange-haired human. Anime and Manga SPOILERS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Orihime I., Shinji H. - Complete
Mornings by gloaming grove reviews
Byakuya's favorite part of the day is watching her wake.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Byakuya K., Orihime I. - Complete
Love Amongst the Embers by delectate reviews
After the Ember Island Players' performance, and with the help of a little rice wine, Zuko and Katara decide to rewrite an alternate ending to their story. Oneshot, Zuko/Katara. Rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Hard Lesson to Learn by Malifique reviews
Tenzou is a slow learner, but he gets some help from two experienced teachers. Tenzou/Iruka/Kakashi, utterly shameless threesome porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Limónes de Las Noches by delectate reviews
The citrusy adventures of Orihime and Ulquiorra in Hueco Mundo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Relax, Little Princess by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. Asuma/Hinata Now that he has her, he's not willing to ever let her leave.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Asuma S., Hinata H. - Complete
Involved by unkeptsecret reviews
Kakashi makes a point of not getting involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
A Ghost Story by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura had never imagined Kakashi was afraid of silly thing like ghosts, but after embarking on a mission with him, she begins to think ghosts aren't so silly any more. Contains kinky and twisted lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
always something to learn by incandescens reviews
Ukitake, Nanao, and Shunsui, on the morning after. It's always the quiet ones.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - J. Ukitake, Nanao I. - Complete
Lab Monkey by Tempestt reviews
AU VB Bulma has captured Vegeta before he has a chance to escape Earth. She now has him imprisioned in her lab. What will the beautiful scientist do with the deadly prince?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,182 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5214 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Hearts and Handcuffs by a certain slant of light reviews
The lascivious love of Orihime Inoue and Grimmjow Jaggerjack in fifty kinky sentences. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 1sentence. [GrimmHime]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 4,903 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
This Wish by Ms Western Ink reviews
Captain Kyoraku is a romantic, Ise Nanao is not. So the idea of granting wishes at New Year's doesn't mean too much to her. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Heaven by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
SasuHinaGaa. Sasuke finds Hinata on his doorstep one rainy night...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look! Look! by meleth78 reviews
Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
A Complicated Thing Called Love reviews
AU. Gaara is feared and worshipped as God and has taken a sudden interest in one of his slaves. She, however, wants nothing to do with the monster that destroyed her village. WARNING: FUTURE LEMONS & VIOLENCE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara