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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2850488, Profile Updated: 11-13-13
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Books, and Oz the Great and Powerful.

Hello. My name is Waves Crash. You can call me either Waves, Crash, or Sandy. Whatever floats your boat.

I currently reside in the lovely little town of Storybrooke, Maine.

I am a teenage girl. I do not think I was created for a mundane life. I feel out of place in this world, and thus lose myself in anything fantasy, because I feel as if that is where I truly belong. I think the human race is terribly corrupt.

Writing is my life. It is my escape from normality and meditative for me. I find it easier to speak with a keyboard than a tongue, teeth, and a pair of lips.

Now that I'm done being serious...


Name: Call me Crash. Waves Crash.

Age: ...I am in the double digits. The first digit is one.

Hair color: It changes. At the moment it is a dark brown/black. Naturally it is a very dark blonde/light brown.

Eye Color: Brown.

Skin color: I am Caucasian. I wish I was Asian though. Asian people are SO PRETTY. *sigh*

Short or Tall: Short.

Fat or Skinny: Almost anorexically skinny, but it's natural. I need to gain weight.

Favorite Color: Green.

Favorite TV Show: Once Upon A Time. OMG ASDFGHJKL ITS SO PERF.

Short Term Goal: Learn how to make videos a la movie trailers/music videos.

Long Term Goals: I think I want to go to school for acting and creative writing.

Sexuality: I am a bicycle!


Alrighty, I think I'm done.


This is just a scale of people I love/obsess over etc. If you share any of these obsessions, PM me about it :3

1 - President Goddess of My Idols: Lana Parrilla. HOLY CRAP JUST ASFGHJKL humans were not meant to be that perfect.

2 - Vice President Goddess of My Idols: Michelle Williams

3 - Secretary Goddess of My Idols: Jayma Mays

4 - Treasurer Goddess of My Idols: Grey Delisle

1 - President God of My Idols - Johnny Depp

2 - Vice President God of My Idols - James Franco

3 - Secretary God of My Idols - Colin O'Donoghue

4 - Treasurer God of My Idols - Ryan Gosling

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm Italian so I must be a mobster.

My Ships/OTPs


-Rizzoli/Isles (Just. Yes. It reminds me of Gelphie.)

-Glinda/Elphie (because REASONS and it's canon!)

-Tinkerbell/Regina (Fairy Queen will lead to Swan Queen, and be cute as shit on the way.)

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Somewhere in Brooklyn by MartianThoughts reviews
Santana and Brittany have been trying to get pregnant for a year without any luck. What happens when a teenage foster child and positive pregnancy test land in their laps on the same day? A unique journey of motherhood ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 346,944 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
For the Cause by Bleve reviews
It was only fitting that she would feel so strongly for him, that she would experience emotions that caused her such great inner conflict. After all, the man himself was a walking contradiction, a mixture of opposing forces. **Possible game spoilers**
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,570 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Breathing Again by anzafire reviews
What's the point of living forever if you spend it alone? Glinda is injured more than she let on during her final duel with Evanora. The story of her healing, learning to be Queen, and falling in love with the great and powerful Wizard of Oz. Oz/Glinda; multi-chapter, post-movie.
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,857 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Oscar D./Oz, Glinda
Growing Up: Father's Day by hunnyfresh reviews
Growing Up Series: Regina introduces Henry to his grandfather when he comes home with a Father's Day gift.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Two Words by StarrySea reviews
You have been granted permission by the gods to write a letter of two words to anyone you know. Hermes will make sure they receive the message in whatever manner that may be. Two words, that's it. Choose them wisely." Chapter 7: Silena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012
Where the Heroes Meet by DarthAbby reviews
A SAVE THE XOVERS STORY! Featuring many different fandoms, myself, and my friend, we're on a quest to save the crossovers of FFN! Ch. 4 up, and we start trying to get down to business!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Aang
It's those small moments that make me Love You by ViCtOrIoUsGaL41822 reviews
No real plot. At all. Unless I just subconsciously make one. As for now it's just a bunch of random fluff moments between Oz and Glinda. I love them and I love fluff so decided to write a story about it! Sorry for any errors. Enjoy!
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Oscar D./Oz, Glinda
This Story Is Exceptional by Ishi Bana-Bana reviews
Ahem. Why read THIS STORY IS EXCEPTIONAL? Because of Old Enemies!. The entire fandom is banished to the real world because M. Night Shyamalan is delusional and crippled. So Azula gathers everyone around for a master plan for revenge...and explosions...and psychotic girl scouts...and cookies...and randomness...and STALKERS...and candy...Dedicated to Spry. Updates slow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Azula, Suki
Avatar Aang and the Chocolate Factory by Distant-Moon reviews
The Gaang manage to get their hands on five golden tickets to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory; but, of course, only one person can come out of the factory with the grand prize. A lifetime supply of free chocolate is a surpisingly effective motivational-factor in this contest...and heads are most certainly going to roll. Set during Book III, pre-Sozin's Comet. Read if you dare.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
Definitely Well, Maybe by This Calls For More Glitter reviews
Rachel's daughter asks her mom who her dad is, so Rachel tells her about the men that had been in her life, asking her daughter to guess which one is her dad. Inspired by Definitely, Maybe. Finchel, Samchel, Puckleberry and St. Berry. Rating may go up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Phone Calls From Family And Friends by Lissabeth Caine reviews
Bella looses her phone, but the thing is that no one else knows. This story is about Bella's family/friends and what they say on messages to her. Also, what is going on on the other side of the messages. whatever is happening to or around the person who is calling Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Bella
iWill Survive by pancake2 reviews
Sam and Freddie are 24. They had dated for several years and had eventually gotten married. Now, Sam finds out she is pregnant. How will Freddie survive nine months with a pregnant Sam Benson?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,420 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Ring Ring Telephone by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Sheogorath teaches Samar the Listener and Cicero the joys of the telephone: Namely prank calls. Inspired by Skyrim Kink Meme
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Cicero V., Sheogorath - Complete
The Finchel Trap by DreamerInHerOwnWorld reviews
It's summer 2028 and Eva Berry and Ariella Hudson have been assigned as roommates at a theatre camp. What happens when they find out their parents' history? Is there still hope for Finchel? Based on the movie 'The Parent Trap'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,740 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Thinking Of You by gingaloid reviews
They say when you're about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. Nobody told Emma Pillsbury that it's when you're in that fragile balance between life and death that the most important flashes start happening. Rated T for possible later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Purple Bullseye by goddessofspite reviews
It is well known that Muggles would never stand a chance in a fight against a fully trained adult Wizard. Right? Unless, of course, they used MUGGLE ways of fighting back... like, say, oh... snapping a certain Dark Lord's wand in half? Can you say "oops"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,543 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Just A Dream reviews
If Oz was a dream, what happened in Kansas? Told from Annie's perspective, on how Oscar Diggs died.
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Annie, Oscar D./Oz
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished reviews
Something isn't quite right with the Good Witch of the South. There's a constant burning in her chest, and she cannot determine quite what is causing this pain. It has everybody worried sick. As Glinda's health takes a turn for the worse, Oz itself seems to fall into disarray as their king is distracted. Will the mysterious burning be solved before it's too late? Ozinda (Oz/Glinda)
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Glinda, Oscar D./Oz
Mail Call reviews
Hermes is delivering mail to the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus. Will your letter be recieved? Rated T for language/innuendos, most likely. R and R, and Send in Letters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013
Tis the Season reviews
Zeus decides the Olympians need to celebrate Christmas, and puts Aphrodite in charge. Total chaos ensues. There's pairings, ya'll, we don't want to waste the mistletoe ;-)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Aphrodite, Athena
Try Again reviews
A predator stalks her prey. For the fantastic Book of Deacon trilogy THAT DOES NOT HAVE A CATEGORY.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete
At Least We're Here! reviews
IBF! What would happen if Sokka and Katara never found Aang? Ficlet. Kinda dumb, but I think it's cute.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Katara, Sokka - Complete
Something There: An Olympus Musical reviews
When the gods get bored, and a strange teen pops in, she presents the idea...er, command, of something to do. What is it? No, not a soccer game, a writing contest, or an Xbox competition. It's...a musical? Rated for most likely crude humor and the likes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Athena, Poseidon
Crowns and Explosions reviews
The world goes boom! An InspiredByFire Fanfiction! Read and Review, my dear FFN friends!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Momo
Tigress reviews
Azula's life as the tiger. The predator. The monster. Song fic! R and R! I disclaim avatar, sadly...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Azula
Love reviews
Azula's thoughts in prison on why she did what she did. I disclaim Azula and all that entails.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Azula
Chosen reviews
Jake's first unintended thoughts to Edward after hearing about the engagement. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
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