Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Books, and Oz the Great and Powerful.
Hello. My name is Waves Crash. You can call me either Waves, Crash, or Sandy. Whatever floats your boat.
I currently reside in the lovely little town of Storybrooke, Maine.
I am a teenage girl. I do not think I was created for a mundane life. I feel out of place in this world, and thus lose myself in anything fantasy, because I feel as if that is where I truly belong. I think the human race is terribly corrupt.
Writing is my life. It is my escape from normality and meditative for me. I find it easier to speak with a keyboard than a tongue, teeth, and a pair of lips.
Now that I'm done being serious...
Name: Call me Crash. Waves Crash.
Age: ...I am in the double digits. The first digit is one.
Hair color: It changes. At the moment it is a dark brown/black. Naturally it is a very dark blonde/light brown.
Eye Color: Brown.
Skin color: I am Caucasian. I wish I was Asian though. Asian people are SO PRETTY. *sigh*
Short or Tall: Short.
Fat or Skinny: Almost anorexically skinny, but it's natural. I need to gain weight.
Favorite Color: Green.
Favorite TV Show: Once Upon A Time. OMG ASDFGHJKL ITS SO PERF.
Short Term Goal: Learn how to make videos a la movie trailers/music videos.
Long Term Goals: I think I want to go to school for acting and creative writing.
Sexuality: I am a bicycle!
WHEEEEEEE LANA LANA LANA PARRILLA MAAARRRRYYYY MEEEEE
Alrighty, I think I'm done.
MY GOD SCALE
This is just a scale of people I love/obsess over etc. If you share any of these obsessions, PM me about it :3
1 - President Goddess of My Idols: Lana Parrilla. HOLY CRAP JUST ASFGHJKL humans were not meant to be that perfect.
2 - Vice President Goddess of My Idols: Michelle Williams
3 - Secretary Goddess of My Idols: Jayma Mays
4 - Treasurer Goddess of My Idols: Grey Delisle
1 - President God of My Idols - Johnny Depp
2 - Vice President God of My Idols - James Franco
3 - Secretary God of My Idols - Colin O'Donoghue
4 - Treasurer God of My Idols - Ryan Gosling
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm Italian so I must be a mobster.
-Emma/Regina (HOLY SHIT SWAN QUEEN FOREVER AAAAAHHHH OTP OF OTPs!)
-Rizzoli/Isles (Just. Yes. It reminds me of Gelphie.)
-Glinda/Elphie (because REASONS and it's canon!)
-Tinkerbell/Regina (Fairy Queen will lead to Swan Queen, and be cute as shit on the way.)