OutlawEris
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Joined 10-24-02, id: 285076
Author has written 5 stories for Robin Hood, and Fairy Tales.

Woah, guys. I just realized the seventh-grade humor that one can get from the title of "Love Bites". I'm not really up with the whole teen slang cult that has developed, so I was oblivious until just yesterday. My sister just told me that problem. She, unlike myself, is a prominent cult member.

Quotes:

"I drink to your health when I'm with you;
I drink to your health when I'm alone;
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own. "

"I have all sorts of useless talents." - Tamora Pierce (the character Evin)

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - John Benfield

Both madmen and geniuses see something that no one else does. The difference, of course, is whether or not it's actually there. - Michael Wikoff

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres

REVIEWERS ARE DEMI-GODS!

You should all read the complete works of the wonderfully creative and sinfully talented writers in my favorites lists. Otherwise you are a literary peon. ;-)

As always, a heaping helping of thanks to "EH,MAN" - the most honest and spectacular beta EVER!

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Never Better by The Brilliant Fool reviews
New preface, please read! An updated P&P story, set in modern Boston. Lizzy drinks vodka, Darcy... hasn't change
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,788 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
Celeste by Ana Cardic reviews
Celeste Shimmerstar, class of 02, holder of a Swans Degree, is on her first case: a spoiled, snobby young lady by the name of Cinderella. Not your typical fairy tale!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,190 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 11/13/2002
The Melodramatic Horrors of Maid Mary Sue Marian by Mianne reviews
There are too many Mary Sue Marians out there, who are so beautiful, perfect, amazing sword-fighters and archers, who make every single man fall in love with them. They have to be stopped. And I'm going to stop them.
Robin Hood - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004
The Green Rider by Llyra Monroe reviews
A cold wind blew a light dust of snow over his path. The hood of his warm cloak was pulled low, hiding his intense azure eyes, and the livid white scar that marred his cheek. The Green Rider stood alone in the forest. COMPLETED AND REVISED ENDING.
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
Piper in the Forest by byrdgirl reviews
All about a girl with a mysterious past and an unconventional future. A different, rather dark angle on the whole Robin Hood legend. Lots of angst and action and a little Romance too. Complete and awaiting many revisions.
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,059 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Complete
The Prioress's Triumph by Sarah Haywood reviews
Poems about Robin Hood's death... "I smile. I sit beside him,Watching the bandage leak,Robin Hood is mine.All mine."
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004
Aragorn's Sorrow by emptyword reviews
DISCONTINUED. Aragorn returns to Rivendell only to find Arwen in the arms of the elf Heled! If he can get past the towering waves of doubt and despair, he just might win Arwen back. But who knows what goes on in the mind of a mad elf like Heled?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Under the Sherwood Moon by kuliogirl reviews
Marian runs away from home, but becomes lost in the dark, forbidding forest of Sherwood. What is to become of her?
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Above Expectations by picket fence reviews
Hmmm...Robin Hood's obsessive compulsive and Maid Marian has hemophobia, and Will likes to wear black panties. What more can I say of the matter? Read and Review.
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2003
Tonight We Are Dancing by MisterMaki reviews
Marion reflects on the hardship of an outlaw's life, and is greatful for the rare celebration Robin and his men are granted.
Robin Hood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2003
Like Father, Like Son by AlternateHistorians reviews
Prince John and his son find diffrences in themselves.
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002
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TurnJerkin reviews
Ch. 32! Maid Marian's elderly father is in Nottingham dungeon for debts, and she knows he won't survive. The only way to save him is to hand the sheriff the one outlaw she cannot betray. What will her choice be?
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,098 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 1/3/2003
Below the Tower reviews
A mix of fairy tales. The prince wants a bride. Cinderella wants him; the Piper wants a place in his orchestra; The rats want out;Rapunzel and Aurora want in. Oh, and the witch wants them all dead. And then comes the ball.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/27/2003
Welcome to Sherwood! reviews
Robin Hood, bold outlaw of Sherwoof. Pfft! In Marian's eyes, Robert of Locksley's a sap and romantic who's going to end up with an arrow through his neck. Unless he has some VERY unusual help---
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 12/22/2003
Blood is Thicker Than Power reviews
What if the sheriff and Robin were brothers?
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Love Bites reviews
Will believes he is in love with the Lady Marian, but he hates himself for it, cuz Robin is miserable and loves her too. Troubles mount - a new outlaw comes to camp, and she just causes more trouble. COMPLETE.
Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Complete