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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2850927, Profile Updated: 07-15-20
Author has written 28 stories for Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, and Minecraft.

Corru. Chronic procrastinator. Plot bunny incarnate. All my best fics are in second person pov. I post my fics to ao3 first, check me out there.

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Words can be Overwhelming Sometimes by Justtryintowritethisfeeling reviews
The words flitted through your brain, a fog dancing between the cracks of your confidence. It was one of those days. (Or, Doof has bad days sometimes, Perry helps him through it, and cuddling never hurt anyone.) Written in second person just because... Also rated T for mentions of child abuse because I'm not entirely sure it's possible for me to write Doof without mentioning it...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4
If They Ever by perrykat reviews
Human!Perry takes a job as a server at a local restaurant. However, when he waits on an unexpected customer, it turns his whole world upside down. Will Perry be able to get his life back under control? And what is this new threat to Danville? Eventual Perryshmirtz. Mild swearing.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 77,629 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
His World by cresselia8themoon reviews
Series of drabbles centered on the crazy things that happen when you're around Milo, friends, and family. With a dash of pistachios and time travel thrown in for good measure.
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Milo M., Melissa C., Vinnie D., Balthazar C.
The Cats Children by randomfics reviews
[AU] Perry and Peter are partners in ghost hunting. They have arrived at the house to scout it out and planned on returning the next day to get rid of the ghost, but ghosts don't wait for anyone. CW: child abuse
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014
Arm Yourself by randomfics reviews
One of Heinz Doofenshmirtz arms falls off. Perry helps. Kinda. [CW: mentioned child abuse]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Blackout by Cravenkun reviews
In the event of a blackout due to a malfunctioning -inator, Perry the Platypus comforts Heinz in the only way he can.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
If I Could Speak by Jabraille reviews
A visit to the drycleaner's leads to a strange revelation. Set briefly after "The Doonkleberry Imperative". Contains spoilers.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Distorted Mirror Image by Loony Loomy reviews
Phineas secures some time spent alone with his counterpart, hoping to bring brightness and animation to him. After all, he couldn't truly be his counterpart without those qualities. Phineas/Alt Phineas.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Phineas - Complete
Candace's Little Helper by Engineer Zero reviews
Candace discovers Candroid from when the boys built their brobots, and decides to keep her. Fearing a robot revolution, Phineas and Ferb try to bust her. Doofenshmirtz builds a robotic girlfriend for Norm, and Perry prevents him from thwarting himself.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Candace, Norm - Complete
Never Forget by demidae reviews
Request fic. Slight spoilers for ATSD. One-shot. Perry and Doofenshmirtz have a little chat before Dr. D has to have his memory erased. Slight Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song by PenisControl reviews
A tale of redemption and finding yourself. Jks. A Harry Potter/Neopets crossover starring Draco Malfoy the yellow Kacheek, Luna Lovegood the yellow Grarrl, and a brief cameo by OC Slorgsy the Jelly Slorg. Crack/Parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Neopets - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
When Orcs Cry Freedom by PheonRen reviews
What is the cost of freedom? Can a love forged in pain and tempered in sorrow change the world? F Human/M orc romance. Thrall puts in an appearance. Fluffy of sorts. Adventure. Sexual content, violence. My personal fave of my stories. (Tragedy)
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,512 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Human - Complete
Raise the White Lantern by Katzedecimal reviews
Webcomics category? It's an 8-Bit Theater fic, set long after the comic's events and written when the comic still had personality. White Mage has to choose between two men, neither of whom she likes.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Tragic Tale of Link and Mr Pointy by Elf Asato reviews
LinkMaster Sword smuttishness. 'Nuff said. Vaguely related to Sheik and the Mailbox.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Link, Sheik - Complete
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I Fell For You The Moment That You Pushed Me reviews
"Nemesis" had come to mean so much more than either of them had ever imagined. Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz) oneshot collection.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 75,605 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 7/15 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Biggest Coconuts That You Ever See
A doctor and a coconut vs Doctor Coconut. Or, Perry literally falls for Heinz. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), coconut AU]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Carl
Sock It To Ya
"Let's get one thing straight. I don't like you. And I'm pretty sure you don't like me. But Perry trusted both of us. Let's make him proud, okay?" [sequel to Booter and Something In The Air, gen, no ships, referenced character death]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Published: 7/15 - Candace, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, OC - Complete
Child Of The Night, Except Not Literally
Not everyone at Jefferson County Middle School walked in the light. [gen, no ships]
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Mort S., Kyle D., OC, Chad - Complete
And It Makes You So Mad reviews
Perry the Platyborg never disobeyed an order. That didn't mean he obeyed them. [second dimension gen]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Complete
If My Song Causes Offence, Don't Hit The Repeat Button Next Time
Nothing says 'thinking of you' like musical warfare. [Perry x Heinz x Peter ot3, musical soulmate AU]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Complete
Five Hundred Twenty-five Thousand Six Hundred Minutes
How do you measure, measure a year? [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz) fluff]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2019 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
And With One Kiss We Could Stop Time And I Fall In Love With You
Perry the Platypus had many skills and talents. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz) fluff]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/9/2019 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
Is There Something In The Air, There But Never There reviews
There's a rule with ghosts, about unfinished business. [sequel to Booter, gen, no ships]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Candace, Perry, Major Monogram - Complete
On A Valentine's Day reviews
How do I hate (love) thee? Let me count the ways. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), future fic]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
A Full Commitment's What I'm Thinking Of
FIND YOUR DESTINED NEMESIS, the app's title reads, in flashing yellow text. [(wrong) soulmate AU, featuring Peter the Panda; mentions of Heinz's mother; Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz) if you squint]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Gone Fission
The fate of all creepers is to explode. Alternatively: Perry tames an ocelot. [Minecraft AU of PNF, Perry & Heinz friendship]
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
And This Silence Splits Me Open reviews
Even the people who never frown eventually break down. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz) hurt/comfort]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2018 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
Booter To Have Loved And Socks reviews
The last will and testament of one Perry the Platypus. [Crack, no ships]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2018 - Candace, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram - Complete
And I've Tried But It Never Was Up To Me reviews
(Spoilers for The Phineas And Ferb Effect.) Deep in his lair, below the Flynn-Fletcher house, Perry the Platypus stared at the locket collar he'd pulled from his neck.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Perry - Complete
For You To See reviews
Heinz's obliviousness is really getting out of hand. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), trans!Perry, T for implications]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2018 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
In Which The OWCA Has Policies For Everything reviews
Perry the Platypus faces his most dangerous opponent yet... office gossip. [mentioned Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), paperwork as a source of humour]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Perry - Complete
Shake Your Milky Chocolate Shirt reviews
"Pregnant Dakota promised me his firstborn." [Dakotacest, Cannibal Dakota x Classy Dakota, mpreg, crack]
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Vinnie D. - Complete
She's A Femme Fatale And A Beauty Queen reviews
This should have been a simple mission. You should have known everything always goes badly wrong when Dakota and his partner are around. [Savinnie aka SavannahXDakota, gratuitous smooching]
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Savannah, Vinnie D.] - Complete
Love Was Once A Crazy Dream reviews
Who knew it would be so easy to turn Perry the Platypus to the side of Evil? [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz)]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2018 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
Show Me How To Be Whole Again reviews
They have this habit, sometimes, of building a blanket fort together. A sanctuary, a haven, a place just for them. [light Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), drabbles]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2018 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
Best In Show reviews
Diogee's not supposed to be in the cat show.
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Milo M., Diogee - Complete
Hearts, And Minds, And Souls, And Hearts reviews
Phineas is having a baby and the baby is Ferbs
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Isabella, Candace, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
And I Drive Myself Crazy, Thinking Everything's About Me reviews
Sometimes your plans backfire. You never thought this would be one of them. [Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz)]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2017 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
If My Heart Falls For You, Does It Even Make A Sound? reviews
Leaving only makes the next meeting all the sweeter. [Woodawski (Mrs Murawski x desk)]
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Mrs. Murawski, Desk]
Scheming: A Summary reviews
Heinz Doofenshmirtz explains his schemes. By which he means he monologues.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Take Your Time reviews
...or, why Vaati waited for you to arrive before starting the final stage of his evil plan, the lazy bum. [Minish Cap crackfic.]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2017 - Link, Vaati - Complete
Spearow's Adventure reviews
Ash and Misty are in Team Rocket. How could the theft of one Pokémon bring them together? No, it's not the Spearow. Yes, there's PokéShipping. And there's a kid who likes shorts and hangs around on Route 4. And there's a Narrator.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
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