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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2851114, Profile Updated: 08-07-14
Author has written 19 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Zoey 101, Teen Titans, Mass Effect, Unnatural History, Avatar: Last Airbender, Red Dawn, Kick-Ass, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Kuroshitsuji, Fable, and Victorious.

I'm a fan of azureshipping...oh well deal with it.

Quotes:

If good things come to those who wait, does that mean the bad things are reserved by the rebellious? - EggrollEmpress

"In Yu-Gi-Oh, there are no women. Only EXTREMELY girly men..." - Marik (YGOTAS)

"Too many religions...and only one god!" - Ozzy Osbourne (I Don't Wanna Stop)

Awesome people:

1. God (Or whoever you believe in...)

2. Me

3. My friends

4. Seth Green, obvious reasons, in an alternate universe that man is my husband .

5. Bioware, they made KotOR...and MASS EFFECT! I freaking love JOKER!

6. The dude who made Yu-Gi-Oh

7. The guy who made Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged series

8. Whoever wants to be 8th...

I'm a fan of azureshipping, polarshipping, and possibly kiddieshipping...
I don't know, I got this whole matchmaking list:

1. Seto/Tea

2. Joey/Mai

3. Tristan/Serenity

4. Mokuba/Rebecca

5. Duke...who cares? He can just go out with one of his fan girls.

If you've ever heard of the game trilogy Mass Effect, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you don't, look into it! (Especially if you have a thing for Star Wars, RPG (Role-Playing Games) styled games, Seth Green (one day I'll create a time machine and change the year I was born to 1979, so I could marry him without such an age gap) or if you enjoy an emotional deep sci-fi, futuristic game.)

Mass Effect Fav Couples .

1. Joker/EDI (HANDS DOWN! I FREAKING LOVE THEM! FAVORITE CHARACTERS, FAVORITE COUPLE! They were meant to be...I'll explain later)

2. (F)Shepard/Kaidan Alenko (I'm not saying aliens and humans couldn't hook up, but I'd prefer having Kaidan be my kid's dad)

3. Tali/Legion (This couple speaks to me! It's like Joker and EDI, synthetics hooking up with organics...must be a fetish. They remind me of Romeo and Juliet...minus all the suicide and stuff...depending on your choices really)

4. (F)Shepard/Garrus Vakarian (Garrus is a badass, the only reason I'd romance him...but I'll stick with Kaidan majority of the time anyway)

5. (M)Shepard/Ashley Williams (Same thing as #2 really, just the opposite gender option. Got the idea from my brother who romanced her, my brother is kickass, Ashley's a kickass soldier, works for me!)

6. (M)Shepard/Miranda Lawson (Miranda, well she's the Cerberus "hottie", genetically engineered for perfection. She's human-ish, kind of why Ashley's my top choice)

7. WhateverCharacterYouAre/WithWhoeverYouWant (I don't care if you prefer the awesome aliens on your crew, they're all great characters! I just wouldn't pick them, everyone is entitled to their own opinion)

Reasons why I think my pairings are awesome:

Joker/EDI (This is more for the Joker fangirls and boys who have been honestly 'bitching' about EDI being a sexbot...way to insult your ride across the galaxy...jerks)

I get Joker is awesome and it would be cool if he could be romanced but honestly;

1) Shepard's died enough, how much heartbreak can he take?

2) He has spent more time with EDI than anyone else, including Shepard (combining all three games).

3) Shepard has enough romance options, give Joker a break.

4) EDI probably does have the parts, (that said fangirls and boys have accused her of not having) as an infiltration capability. Come on it's Cerberus tech, look at Miranda!)

5) ...Shepard doesn't have time for this s/he has a galaxy to save!

If you go on Youtube, and type in Joker turns down Shepard, you'll probably see a comment similar to what I said here...yeah that would be me commenting. One out of thousands who've seen the video, (I thought it was hilarious) who actually thinks the JEDI pairing is awesome, and not flipping Shoker (Shepard/Joker) I also think that their couple name is stupid. Since I love Star Wars I think the JEDI pairing name is awesome...

Shepard/Kaidan, Tali/Legion, Shepard/Garrus, Shepard/Ashley, Shepard/Miranda

I've already said it...

Avatar: The Last Airbender opinion:

I absolutly love Zutara! Even though, I knew right from the get-go, that Aang and Katara were going to be canon. Bu-b-but, Zuko is hotter! Literally! What girl doesn't want her man to be the opposite element as her, and steamy at that! Sokka could work with just about any of the girls, I mean come on, the guy's a stud.

Iroh- My most favorited character. I never had the experience of a grandfather, or grandparents at that, they died before I had the chance to really get to know any of them. But Iroh, he always gave me this homey kind of feeling. I enjoyed his life-lessons advice he'd give to Zuko, and the charisma he'd give everyone else. The hardship of outliving his only child, that's a burden for any parent to withstand, made him all the more real. The way he gives encouraging advice to others gets to me, his character has depth. He is almost a saint, but he has gradually dealt with his uneasy past. My favorite moments are when he acts as a major fatherly figure for Zuko, because his real father isn't worthy to be a father, I think it gives him a sense of re-living new moments with his deceased son. My most heartfelt moment; his little story in Ba Sing Se, when he goes around helping everyone he encounters (minus the guy with the broken window). His episode's ending, almost me cry. The fact that he purchased a small kit to celebrate, had me confused a bit, at first I thought he was buying it to plan something for Zuko and a girl. When I realized what it was really for, had me on the verge of tears. He was celebrating his deceased son's birthday, the fact that he did that makes me really want to cry. It's terrible to think of outliving your child, I loved this moment, to add to it that episode was dedicated to his original voice actor, Mako, who had died.

Zuko - I see him as a typical misunderstood teenager, his character has a lot of depth. What I love about his character is his relationship with his uncle is a stronger bond than with his corrupt father, that and the little lessons and advice his uncle gives him. It truly is inspiring.

Katara - Strong willed female, who can fend for herself. I wish I had that confidence...and that she hooked up with Zuko instead. :P

Aang - A kid, trapped in the responsibilty of a matured adult. Poor guy, but he did a good job anyway.

Sokka - Comic relief characters have a soft spot in my heart, since I consider myself the comic relief character amongst my friends. This guy is awesome, and he is a true ladies man.

Toph - Tomboys all the way! I can act like Toph a lot, she's misunderstood, she doesn't want help all the time. I can be her at times, but maybe a little more sensitive.

Azula - Crazy, evil, power-hungry, blue fire and lightning bending bitch. Sums it all really...moving on!

Mai - Quiet I guess, I like her and I don't like her. She's cool, and stuff but she's Zuko's love interest. Totally interferes with my Zutara fantasy!

Ty Lee - The ditsy one. Reminds me of a few of my friends. I can't help myself to think this, but honestly, I can't be the only one who wants to slap some sense into her!

Suki - Badass. Fan warrior lady. Just awesome.

Victorious Fav Couples:

1) Caterina (Cat) Valentine/Robbie Shapiro Cabbie! =_= (Robbie and Cat are amazing! Too cute together!)

2) Jade/Beck (Don't ask me, I like them together better than anyone else.)

3) Tori/Andre (GAH! I can't put the accent mark over his name! NOOO...so yeah these guys totally click...)


Zoey 101 Fave Couples:

1) Logan Reese/Lola Martinez I absolutely love these two! They're both feisty, actors, names both start with 'L', but there aren't like any fics about this pair, and I love them so much...too bad I can't write, otherwise I would've wrote one. :P

2) Chase Matthews/Zoey Brooks Well DUH! It was totes destiny!

3) Michalel Barret/Lisa ? They could totally work, no wonder they were dating in the show.

4) Quinn/Mark It's not rocket science to notice how these two click. Why they broke up is really stupid. That and if she's with Logan that ruins Lola and Logan...can't have that!

Kick-Ass Opinion:

Kick Ass - Dave's pretty cool, I don't get what's so wrong with comics and superheroes. Admit it, everyone wants to be able to dress up in spandex, and not look like a douche, and pretend they are superman. I'm a woman and I approve of nerds, ComiCon and superheroes! Fuck the haters...not literally...they don't deserve that.

Hit-Girl - Mindy is a boss. If I was raised like she was, it'd be cool, but kinda weird. Like what the heck does a kid do to be normal? Beat the crap out of some punk? I don't know! Anyway. I totally like her and Chris to be together...because I'm sick and twisted like that, you know? I'm all about villains! Am I the only one who thinks Chris is adorable, though? Actor or character, he is adorable.

Red Mist/ The Motherfucker - He's so badass. I like his color scheme. He kinda reminds me of a Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson, since he's rich and his daddy is dead and whatnot. Well, except he's a villain...not a vigilante...sucks balls. WHY RED MIST WHY! I wanted you with Mindy! Damn you Chris! Choosing the dark side of the force! Although Red and Black is a very nice color combination for a suit and stuff, coming from my artistic perspective!

Big Daddy - I really must say, Damon, your suit is pretty fricking awesome. Batman is a totally swank man to doppelgang. I thought it was cool he raised his daughter to defend herself, I mean, that just cuts down on surprise attacks in an alley and stuff. I love how he says, 'child' and 'baby doll' and 'sugar', instead of her name.

Frank D'Amico - Prick. Douche dad. Y U NO like son?! Your kid is fricking adorable! WAH! And cut down on the fucking drugs, god.


About me:

When it comes to my fanfictions, they are more sponataneous, rather than sitting down and taking the time to plan out what I write. I impulsively write, and go with the flow. The funny thing is; I usually get my story plot ideas when I'm in the shower. Weird, I KNOW!

Oh yeah, in my demented fantasy future: I build a time machine, change the year I was born to 1979, marry Seth Green, and go to Comic-Con like every YEAR! COSPLAYERS UNITE!

STORY INSPIRATIONS (MUSIC)

Bad Boy - Bad Boy by Cascada (Title is from song title, story revolves around song)

Past is Past - You're Going Down by Sick Puppies (Seto's revenge, and his quarrel with Pharaoh)

There and Back Again - S&M by Rihanna (It describes Raven in later chapters)

Change of Heart - The Bird and the Worm by The Used (Describes Zuko's psychological problems)

Promise - What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction (Maggie's insecurities, but Jasper likes her anyway)

Therapuetic Torture - I Was Lost Without You (Mass Effect 3 soundtrack) by Sam Hulick (This song drives emotion through me...I sound really sentimental don't I? Helpless-Romantic right here.)

I am quite sure there will be more of my fanfictions added to this list, I rely on music more than I'd like to admit, even for story inspirations...

BTW, sorry to the Yaoi fans, but I EXTREMELY DISLIKE the Yaoi fics. I don't know, I just prefer...STRAIGHT. Had to get that off my chest...

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!! (meaning not GX or 5D!) ORIGINAL YUGIOH

Ok if that didn't tell you enough I'll say it...I like the Original Yu-Gi-Oh, not GX or 5D or whatever the new one is called...I like it enough, that I'm still getting cards from the original series (more difficult now since the newer series are here)...

I LOVE Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series (YGOTAS)...the one by CardGamesFTW (aka LittleKuriboh) that man is a genius!

NOTICE: Thanks for reviewing my stories...it really helps...and I'm really sorry to be keeping the readers of my stories waiting.

Don't ask me why I did this stuff...I just thought I should add a "little" more to this profile for you guys to look at...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
(I already do that...)

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.(It really depends on the group, if they're people I get along with/trust)

Post This On Your Profile If You Hate Racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Copy and Paste

If you think that writing/reading Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. (I need to write more chapters for all my stories!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Wait! There's more! (THERE'S ALWAYS MORE!)

20 Things To Do At Supermarkets!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
optional: laugh at them after

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.

20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it takes them to find 'pig 2'

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (I'm a poser, because I like Eminem..heh)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I need a bus load of people in one bus, then another bus full of other people who aren't nice and then have them ram into each other and fly off the Golden Gate Bridge)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, copy this into your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!THIS IS GREAT ADVICE...

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" (I've done this so many times with such a straight face, Oh my God...those boys were really freaked.)

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME!!

Here's my own:

If you ever feel alone, but still stand tall...copy and paste this to your profile.

If your best friend's parents have ever "adopted" you...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you tell jokes when no one's looking, but get really nervous when you're on the center stage...copy and paste this to your profile. (Happens to me A LOT. I can crack jokes no sweat, but when I have to talk directly, I'm shy.)

If you have a friend who never seems to learn...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been too excited to sleep...copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (My grades are more B's and A's now...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I just want pure equal rights...these ideals though.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Too be fair, war-torn African nations can blame the European and American colonization conquests...white supremacy for the most part.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to move so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

The Random Quiz, Made by...Someone...

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "Are you taking experience freely given to you and trying to sell it? Or sell yourself by showcasing your special sensitivities? If so, might it be better, at least for now, to keep quiet?"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The pillows on the couch.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Uh, Funniest Wins?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:02 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:58 PM so close

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My neighbors leafblower? And cars rushing past my house

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Like 9:50 AM, walking into the house- I just got back from a sleepover

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Uh, reviews for my stories...

9. What are you wearing? My Game of Thrones Targaryen t-shirt (compliments to my loving boyfriend), I'm sad to admit this even though its the middle of July...I am wearing the white shorts of the booty *faints*

10. Did you dream last night? Not that I can recall.

11. When did you last laugh? Right now when I read the previous-previous person's answer to this question which was "Right now when my little brother screamed like a girl."

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Jesus pictures, um paintings, and some family photos of when my brothers and I were wee little children.

13. Seen anything weird lately? What, like suspicious unattended packages? Or shifty looking characters? No.

14. What do you think of this quiz? If it had some snacks it would be better...but I'll suck up my pride for the time being.

15. What is the last film you saw? The last film I saw was...BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! Yeah, sorry I forgot for a while there, I love Belle she's my favorite princess. . even though I have the same name as another Disney princess.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Dr. Evil's lair and/or son...just kidding. I'd fund charities. And pay debts.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I can sense I will be forever alone...just kidding! I told myself that I would probably end up in a relationship after my 16th name day- the 27th of that month I started dating my 7th grade crush...dreams do come true!

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would end all conflicts with countries and unite us all under one world banner, so we could move forward in scientific studies, into space! Like in Mass Effect! Oh and slap some respect and care into the young people.

19. Do you like to dance? No, I can't dance. But when I'm with my love, I feel like dancing- we were party people at Prom.

20. George Bush: I remember seeing this video that showed his face morph into a Reptilian Alien (conspiracies I know...) scarred me for life and scared the sh*t out of me!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Calypso, I love Greek and Roman mythology and whatnot, main reason why I chose Astronomy for an elective next year.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Septimus, sounds cool. I just want my kids to have unique names, something you don't see everyday, like common names, they bore me!!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jaz

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jazizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple pidgeon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Victoria Garden

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): Frijaroa (I love Star Wars...but I can never pronounce their names...how do I say my own?!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Coke (Orange Crush...Cocaine...uh? Drugs?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aiviwna

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Figueroa (How is that a first name?)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cow (Heh heh heh...I have a Koi fish...it's spotted black and white, so I nick named it Cow.)

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Kumquat Cataclysm

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Turquoise Pegleg

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Enchanted by super.nerd49 reviews
Scathach is alone. She rarely sees her immortal friends, Joan is in France with Saint Germain, Sophie is finishing her education in San Francisco. Niten and Aiofe were married, and she hasn't seen Josh in centuries. No one has - Marethyu has been keeping his distance. What happens when Scatty sees a familiar face in Scotland? T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Josh N., Scathach
Time Enough by patricia51 reviews
Sequel to "Surprises". Now that Steve and Nat are engaged can he finally cast away his last inhibitions? Silly question. SteveXNatasha. Rated M
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Shift in Perceptions by AwaitingnAutumn reviews
The Queen of Albion believed her destiny to be fulfilled after defeating the Corruptor. However, Theresa's hushed visit speaks otherwise and Evelynn embarks on an expedition accompanied by the man she once dreaded- Reaver. Romance, heartbreak of betrayal, loss of identity, herosism, and envy are ties throughout the story, as the two search for the Solstice of Avo.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver, Theresa, OC
Monroe and Rosalee Make a Porno and Other Smutty Stories by WolfStar4 reviews
M-Rated "unofficial" companion to MonRosalee's Playlist; this is a series of smutty drabbles- freaky, dirty, graphic naked stuff happens. Heed the rating!
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,254 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Monroe, Rosalee C.]
A Quest for Comfort by captainsfirstmate reviews
Luna has been thinking about her mother and visits Neville for comfort. Sweet & smutty one shot. I've recently fallen in love all over again with fan fiction, so have my first fic! Please be nice ;) All characters belong to JK Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Arranged by An Unknown Foreign Beauty reviews
AU! Frozen. One-shot. Hans and Elsa enter into an arranged marriage, based on purely political reasons. Since none of them entered into this marriage willingly, so they vow not to fall for one another. But with the obvious attraction drawing them closer, and rising the problems between them involving Anna's secret affair, and politics, things turn really complicated. COMPLETE.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Hans, Elsa] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Jesse's Request by waatp reviews
Jesse needs help with a 'little' problem and turns to his best friend, Beca, for help. Rated M because it is just overly silly smut. I do not own Pitch Perfect or any of the characters, just a weird imagination and a squirrel on a bicycle. Jeca through and through.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Beca M., Jesse]
Her by kanya12 reviews
Victory Tour. Party at the Presidential Palace. We all know what Katniss and Peeta did. We don't know what the rest of the team did. What if Katniss' and Peeta's victory wasn't all Seneca Crane's fault? M for a reason.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Dominating Carol by CarsRock14 reviews
This is the second part of a series. Part one is 'Dominating Dixon'. This is pure CARYL. What happens when Daryl sees another man checking out Carol? SMUT! Mature Content.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Carol, Daryl D., Rick G., OC - Complete
Taking Care by kanya12 reviews
What if Effie had always tried her way to collect sponsors for District 12's tributes? And what if Haymitch didn't approve that way? From text: "I'm not fifteen anymore, Haymitch. And you're not my mother, so I would say that these are not your business. But if you really want to know I was out for work. And now excuse me.."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Animal by sleepycoru reviews
"Wow, you really are an animal," said she. Chuckling slyly, Beast Boy purred, "Oh, you have no idea." - BBRae, BBxRae, Beast boy x Raven, LEMON CONTAINED! Is Beast Boy able to show Raven the animal he truly is? Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Looks can be Decieving by OtterPrincess11 reviews
Beca calls Jesse a wimp after the Riff Off. He shows her how wrong she is.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Beca M., Jesse] - Complete
Something Like Now by BlackxRose19 reviews
At another time, in another place, this could've been okay. Hans/Elsa
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
The Saltwater Princess by seraph7 reviews
After King Robert changes his mind about Sansa'a match to Joffrey he comes up with a new scheme: an arranged marriage between Sansa and Theon. They must learn to care for each other and settle in their new home. When his uncle Euron returns from exile and decides he wants her, history threatens to repeat itself. Sansa/Theon rated M for later chapters
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sansa S., Theon G.
You're A Woman Now by kangelf reviews
Uhh, pointless smutty drabble for Kristelsa. LEMON obviously. I haven't written smut in like a year, don't judge me!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Soulmate by EVERLARK.ALWAYS reviews
Hunger games AU. At 18 every girl has the ability to seek out her Future husband and maybe even her Soulmate in an official ceremony. Katniss has just tured 18, Who will Katniss pick, where will this take her? Will everyone accept her choice?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,746 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
James by PerfectlyPsychotic reviews
Jimmy was just passing by her hotel room on the way back to his, but he has to admit, its pretty hot when Cindy calls him James
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
I'm Not Drunk Enough For This by DelilahUnknown reviews
She didn't realize the quest she accepted was more than she could handle. Her pride, her confidence shaken. She could not do what this woman implored. "I need this! I'm sure there's some in Reaver's mansion. Used or washed, I am fine with either. Although I would like used…" Oneshot. Based on a certain quest. I'm sure you can figure out which one.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
No One Changes Like Gaston by Sekhmet700 reviews
The Beast is dead. Belle's father is dead. All that Belle once loved is now gone, but can she find love once more, even if it comes from a most unlikely source?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Belle, Gaston - Complete
Jealousy by LexiLex24 reviews
Lance gets a date with Kristin, but what does Ilana think of this. Slight LancexKristin, a lot of LancexIlana. Beware fluff!
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
Coward by Ulquishinee reviews
After a night of passion with Drakken, Shego runs away like a coward in fear of the morning after. But will she be brave enough to face whatever life throws at her next? AU-ish/DrakkenxShego/RonxKim/rated M for smut!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Shego, Drakken] [Kim P., Ron S.]
Fifteen Year Flash by MrsEDarcy reviews
Jimmy still thinks he's ten. He can't remember the last fifteen years or anything important. What will Cindy, Libby, Carl, and Sheen do now? His wedding is in a month. Can he remember in time? J/C fan fic.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Jimmy N., Cindy V.]
A Twist in the Tale by maddie324 reviews
What if the two weren't siblings but were brought together by fate? They have similar backgrounds they have no clue about, but what's stopping them from kicking some witch ass?
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Hansel, Gretel
Tears of Red and Blue by SignorinaSickfic reviews
Monroe and Rosalee are starting to fall for one another. When Monroe contracts a rare Blutbaden-related disease, his new apothecary girlfriend is there to care for him. But just how serious is this sickness? Rated for safety. Monrosalee all the way!
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,366 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Monroe, Rosalee C. - Complete
The Deadliest Warrior by niko56 reviews
Daryl's epic battle with the pursuing invaders after the Wolverines had left him after realizing he was tracked. Rated T: violence, language, death, read with caution, set in the 2012 remake! enjoy, review!
Red Dawn - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Daryl - Complete
in black sarongs by nightdhade reviews
It hits Marta that this is a moment of intense importance. Heart in her throat, she takes Aaron's hand and draws him inside.
Bourne series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Aaron C./Kenneth K., Marta S. - Complete
Forced Along the Path of Discontent by Nintendo Queen reviews
Anzu is forced to become an assassin for the Northern Clan of Feudal Japan. But when she quits and is found by the Southern Clan and sold as a sex slave to the most powerful member, Seto, will she lose her mind or her heart? Azureshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,459 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Dream a little dream of me by PandaTeddyClaws reviews
Azureshipping for my friend fi13n. First attempt at Seto/Anzu, rated just in case
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba
Synthesis by ColourfulZebra reviews
*Spoilers for ME3* "Are you okay Jeff?" "No... but thanks for asking." Joker, EDI and the rest of the Normandy crew must battle for survival on an unknown planet. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,582 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Joker, EDI
It's a Holiday! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Crime doesn't take a holiday. Apparently, neither does Nick. A MonRosalee fluffic, designed for Easter. Rated T for light swearing.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Monroe, Rosalee C. - Complete
Bodies in Motion by sqbr reviews
Joker, EDI and the Normandy as the events at the start of Mass Effect 3 unfold.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Joker, EDI] [Shepard (F), Samantha T.] - Complete
A Calm Before the Storm by speedgriffon reviews
Joker/EDI fluffy one-shot. Mild spoilers for ME3 as it is set kinda sorta at the end of the game's events. There may be more where this came from if I get enough positive feedback.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Able Bodied by screennameless reviews
When you have bullshit like Vrolik's Syndrome, there's a certain amount of excessive preparation you tend to do. But I never, not even in my wildest, craziest, sexiest dreams, could have imagined... this. Set mid-Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
A Chance Meeting by Cryptic Metaphor reviews
One shot featuring Reaver and Captain Dread. NOT YAOI.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Reaver, Captain Dread - Complete
Not Alone On Christmas by LooneyLockhart reviews
TWOSHOT. Neville Longbottom has been in love with Luna Lovegood since his time at Hogwarts. Three years later, will he finally get the courage to tell her his feelings, and maybe even more? rated M for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
One and One Is Eleven by RZZMG reviews
On a bet, Draco Malfoy jacks a car, but can't drive it. Hermione Granger, a witch who knows nothing of her heritage, offers to help him. Love & adventure await them both. Hot shag/romance. Based on "Pretty Woman" movie. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Untouchable by just like our last reviews
I'm caught up in you...
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
Lustobustovator by Inu-midoriko reviews
Chapter Two Edited! Dr. Drakken accidently sprays himself with an advanced form of Viagra. He tries to stay away from Shego but she doesn't make it easy for him. PostGrad.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Kiss Cam by holding-on-and-letting-go reviews
The issue of their ongoing affair is hanging over them as Draco and Hermione plot to secretly hook up at the Quidditch World Cup. Guilt follows both of them,as they both want what's best for the other they realize that it may be a life without each other
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twister by RZZMG reviews
Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Feeling? by MinakoTrickster reviews
Continuation of 'Talking' but with dear Tali and Legion. Legion decides to take the chance to let Tali know exactly how far the Geth have evolved and Tali is more then alright with this form of evolution.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Enchanted by bubbles2100 reviews
Maggie invites Jasper and Henry to go to the fair with her and what happens? Henry gets lost and she gets stuck with Jasper. It might not be as bad as it seems. Warning: VERY fluffy. Title and story slightly inspired by Taylor Swift's song. Oneshot.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Maggie W., Jasper B. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Probing Uranus by Malcho1234 reviews
Shepard gets what he wants...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Joker, EDI, Shepard (M) - Complete
Water Over Stone by Estriel reviews
How do you get to a heart covered in stone? With constant tiny, tactful drops of warm water, and plenty of time. Seto Kaiba's chest is about to get rather wet... And the kitten helps too...S/T. Updated: 3rd January 2011.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,834 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/6/2005 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M.
Aquatic Spell by Tru Mel Meiko Mei Ling reviews
Oneshot. DMG is on vacation with her Master, sunbathing in the nude. Surprisingly, his reaction is one of shock when she teases him to go skinny dipping with her.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dark Magician/Black Magician, Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl - Complete
Learning your place by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Lance and Ilana are having a little trouble adjusting to the new planet and choose to pick fights with each other instead.
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
strange and awkward no longer by DracoAndHermioneGetItOn reviews
I love Luna and Neville and felt they need a hot little romp of their own! RATED VERY M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Landing Feet First by TellMeFacts reviews
Neville and Luna properly reunite for the first time since Luna was kidnapped. Takes place right after the Final Battle. Rated M for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
All Screwed Up by anonymousreader07 reviews
Every once in a blue moon, very, very, rarely, there would come times where Heather would find herself happily content with what she had. And this moment was one of them. And she happily decided to tell him so.DxH
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
Advice From a 5,000 Year Old Pharaoh by aphrael21 reviews
Kaiba needs a date. A new twist on an old plot. Chapter eighteen is up in which Yugi finds a... broom and Mokuba amazes everyone... SetoAnzu
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,860 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba
Along The Way by Flashchimp reviews
Greek princess Tea was to be wed to Pharaoh Yami. High Priest Seto was sent to bring her to Egypt, but along the way, they fell for each other. Yami wasn't too happy after finding out and threw Seto in the dungeon. And what does Bakura want? Humor, abuse,
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,746 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
IcyHot by PaulThomasAnderson reviews
A Zutara love epic. RxR plz
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Desire by ladydolce reviews
Desire. It makes us do crazy things. S/A
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Egyptian Silk by Valentine'sNinja reviews
There was nothing like waking up to the feel of Egyptian silk against her skin, in particular the silk of his skin. Rating for mature content! Oneshot. SetoTéa
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Gucci-Envy reviews
Based on W. Somerset Maugham's novel: The Painted Veil. Walter survives the choloera epidemic and continues his life in China with his new family. But what happens when a friendly trip back home brings them face to face with the real father of Walter II?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cast Away with Seto Kaiba by sempaiko reviews
Tea is stranded on a deserted island with Seto Kaiba!What'll happen?Anything that can happen when you're stuck all alone with someone you despise.Being alone together may drive them to any number of places.[Kaiba x Tea] [Seto x Anzu]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,710 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba
Secret Indulgences by twilight eyes 8120 reviews
Her fingers stilled as she looked up, and noticed a familar logo on his discarded jacket. His soft moan caused her to jerk back. It couldn't be...him...fate wasn't THAT cruel. SetoXAnzu
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,587 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M.
The Only Thing At All by DriveWay Blues reviews
Chaucer gets the wrong signals from Kate, but its all good. ChaucerKate if you couldn't tell.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2004
Time will Tell by Cat and Abby reviews
Very angsty fic set a few years after A.K.T....Some Roland/Christiana + Kate/Chaucer (!). SECOND CHAPTER UP! Whoo-hoo!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
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Test of Time reviews
Reaver is known to be a despicable man, no wonder it is a surprise to see him be good- with anything! How is he going to affect Albion with the sweet, new Queen following as his permanent companion?
Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/7 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver
Like Joker and Harley Quinn reviews
As much as many women deny it or try to avoid it...they all have a thing for bad boys. It's just worse when he's your nemesis, and you're a vigilante.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Mindy M./Hit Girl
The Maid's Tail
During the after hours of two of Phantomhive's servants.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
New Girl reviews
New students are arriving to Hollywood Arts! Does one have their sights on Tori? Will Tori fall for him? Or will Trina steal the show, or in this case the boy of Tori's dreams? Also, Cat having jealousy issues, as one of the new students hits on Robbie..?
Crossover - Zoey 101 & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Logan R., Tori V.
Love is a Battlefield reviews
They say that people develop stronger bonds when thrown into dangerous situations. That doesn't exclude our teenage heroes, the Wolverines. The inside story of Matt and Erica.
Red Dawn - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Erica, Matt
There and Back Again reviews
"The past arguments were over little things, which were brushed under the rug as quickly as they had risen. This one, I wasn't too sure. I think we both needed to cool down, I might've pushed him over the edge."
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
Past is Past reviews
The High Priest Seto, is in love. She's beautiful, and loves him back. But these two aren't the only ones in love...what will happen to the lifelong friendship between the High Priest and the Pharaoh when Seto learns the Pharaoh has betrayed him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba
My Friend, My Nemesis reviews
Sheldon has gone into a rage. He is fed up with Jenny's refusals to his advances. With his berserk state, he has taken up the career status of a super villain, more powerful than any other Jenny has fought before.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9, Brad] Sheldon L.
Change of Heart reviews
Realtionships are crumbling, and new ones are merging. Aang is acting odd, Ty Lee is gossiping, the Fire Lord's social life just slammed the door in his face, and one water bender is having second thoughts on her fiancé. Will the new age survive scandal?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Katara, Zuko
Promise? reviews
Jasper had moved on. Maggie was just so unsure. When she sees Jasper moving on with another girl, it sparks her emotion that she denied for a long time...will she be tempted to follow the same path that Jasper reluctantly chose himself?
Unnatural History - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jasper B., Maggie W.
Therapuetic Torture
Joker was a crippled pilot, and that synthetic woman he fell in love with wasn't functioning. He's coaxed into the world of alcohol for any problem, and he ends up in a therapy treatment course...that may as well be called "Torture."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Joker
Reconstruction reviews
Reapers defeated? CHECK. Tali and Legion working to help their people? CHECK. Joker still watching porn? CHECK. EDI's pissed at that? CHECK. Ashley's pregnant? CH- WAIT! What!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (M)
Calculations reviews
EDI says goodbye to Joker before heading out...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - EDI, Joker - Complete
Now or Never! reviews
The love of her life was walking away, she couldn't just stand there!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Depths reviews
It was true love alright, they could read it in each others eyes...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M. - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy reviews
Everyone needed somebody to confide in. To have unconditional fun. Somebody to be there by your side, to protect you, watch over you, when you need them the most. It wasn't illegal to trust your friends... ah! So that's what it was.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Trusts and Secrets reviews
Tea pesters Seto about why he dislikes friends...oneshot!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Not Again reviews
Another villain is rising, they're planning on releasing the Leviathan again, with the help of the Oricahlcos stone. Atlantis is going to war again, and they need the Legendary swordsmen again, but even they need help...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M.
Bad Boy reviews
Tea meets a guy while on a G.N.O. with some friends, he's great. She later finds out who he is, and doesn't care. The only problem is breaking the news to her friends...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete