Dr. Captain Pepper
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Joined 04-16-11, id: 2851131, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 24 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Hi guys! I like to write OC FanFics. If you don't like that... well, frankly... I don't really care.
(I write other crap too, guys...)

Otherwise, call me the Captain:

I like to tell people how awesome I am, read tragedy/battle manga, listen to almost all genres outside of mainstream music, and procrastinate like a motherfucker.

And I also try to conform with society by going to college.

Let's see how that works out...


Amazingly Good Manga: These ones won't disappoint at all.

Beezlebub, Naruto, Cradle of Monsters, Veritas, Psyren, Eden no Ori, Cat Street, Immortal Regis, Cavalier of the Abyss, Dorohedoro, Medeka Box, Oresama Teacher, Yukarism, Bride of the Water God, Shiki, Gamaran, Shisturaken, Shingeki no Kyojin, Mademoiselle Butterfly, Tower of God, Eyeshield 21, and Nana.

(fyi, most of these are tragedies)

Favorite Manga Characters:

Hitoyoshi Zenkichi, Kagetora Hyōdō, Yamamoto Takeshi, Crow, Kanzaki Hajime, Ryohei Sasagawa, Kumagawa Misogi, Xix, Gangryong Ma, Hiruma Yoichi, Kyle, Chae Jae Hyuk/Nexus Nex, Kurogane Gama, Darren Shan, Kurosaki Mafuyu.

Favorite Manga Quotes:

"I'm so honored I want to take a shit." -Gangryong, Veritas

"It is the Sky that allows the Cloud to move about freely. But someday, I will bite the sky itself." -Kyoya Hibari, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

"If you pay for your sins, they will be forgiven! I keep that in mind when I commit crimes." -Otter 11, Bakuman

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

"It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion." -Miroku, Inu Yasha

Currently Jamming to:

Elton John


Future One-Shots:

-My Fat Cousin Rossi-
No one messes with 'The Ross'

-Chrome/Haru (No title yet)-
An afternoon meet up between 'best friends' leaves both girls gripping their tea.
Some stories are best left unsaid.

-Ganauche Likes to Party-
When your days are spent hanging around boring old men,
it makes sense for the bar to be your second home... Right?

Future Series:

=The Life and Times of Heroine Hayato= (AU)
Summary: In the Year of 2016, Namimori has become twisted. Brothel's, Addicts, and Dirty Cops roam the streets. No one is truly safe. But there is a man that goes by the name of Heroine Hayato; if there's anyone that could save them all, it's him. One High At A Time.
(EVERY khr character is in this story, how many will be there in the end?)

=Melody of the Mafia= (OC)
Summary: During her extended stay in Japan, all Helene wants to do is listen to music and dance. But life can't ever be so simple in the Hibari home: Kyoya has become a gangster, and he happens to have a handsome friend now, too.

=Untitled=
It was a promise, an agreement, an arrangement of sorts.
But it was enough to make Sawada Tsunayoshi want to curl up and die.

=War=
"All of you Clams will die."

Release Schedule:

1. Mizuno 39
2. Dee 9
3. Mizuno 40
4. Dee 10
5. Mizuno 41

And just to let you know, no series I write will go unfinished.
Though it might be next to forever for it get done.


Other Series Info:

In Hopes of Catching You. In Progress. Have 15 of 38 chapters revised. The last chapter will be 48.

Midori, Are you Ready? COMPLETE! I have plans to go through all these chapters to clean them up.

Dirty Minds Think Alike COMPLETE! I might give this one another clean up

For the Sake of Loyalty COMPLETE! I'm doing a clean-up on this one sometime soon

Evander Nash: Man on a Mission Hiatus. Ending is set, but I need to do some re-working and staging of the storyline.

Assholes & Idiots In Progress. I have changed this title A LOT (can't find one that fits). Storyline and ending set; will be my longest series; this series should be read with And there I live among the Clams by Ausumist

The Man Worthy of History Texts. In Progress. Drabble series that goes over various moments of Ryohei Sasagawa's life. No real storyline; chapters will be released when I find time to write them.

The Cross of Faith and Love. On Hiatus. focused on this series during NaNoWriMo, but since that's obviously over I'm setting this on the side until I finish one of my current series up. So I would wait on this one, honestly.

How I plan to finish the series (order wise):

1. In Hopes of Catching You
(Chrome/Haru Oneshot)
2. Evander Nash
(My Fat Cousin Rossi)
3. The Cross of Faith and Love
(Ganauche Likes to Party)
4. Melody of the Mafia
5. Assholes & Idiots
6. Life and Times of Heroine Hayato
7. War


1/1/14

Happy New Year, bitches.

With Christmas break almost over, and my growing irritation on how slow I've been getting my chapters out (Thank you, college), I'm am resolved that I must change. Hoping to get Mizuno out within the week.

.Capitán.


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Cousin, best friend, birthday girl by ausumist reviews
If someone gave you the 'I'm not afraid to beat the crap out of a girl, and if you don't answer me truthfully then I will beat the crap out of you, leaving my ring as indentions on your face' look, wouldn't you answer?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Bite of the Mafia by ausumist reviews
'she was so extreme' - 'she was like a shadow' - 'she had a nice smile' - 'she bite me' - 'she was undisciplined' - 'she's pregnant' - 'she was never really with them'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Grandfather Paradox by Nightsmoke reviews
Lambo has lived his life in the wrong order. But sometimes, it's okay.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Lambo - Complete
Barnburner by thundercow reviews
The only match he can't ever win. — RyoheiHana.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Ryōhei S., Hana K. - Complete
Behind on the Times by Nightsmoke reviews
He had stopped for eight years, but the world had continued on without him. Xanxus pre-Varia arc. Explores the minutiae of iPads, swine flu, and Lady Gaga, among other things. T for Varia potty mouth.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Electro Menace by Mark C reviews
Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends have to combat Electro after his latest escape.
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The World's Best Godfather by Lazy-ass-Ninja reviews
Iemetsu laughed, "You wanna be the godfather?" He didn't expect the answer he got from the young hit-man.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 175 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
Mr Cellophane by Nightsmoke reviews
Kakipi just...wasn't the same.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Did You Get by BoxOfScraps reviews
That THING I Sent You?
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
He Is The One Named Sailor Tsuna by kyoasaurus reviews
It's Tsuna's birthday, and his Guardians get drunk. Very drunk.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
An Apple a Day by Nightsmoke reviews
If this hadn't been the Italian mafia and he not a trained hitman, Shamal would have long since called security.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Shamal
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Peak, Speak, and Breathe reviews
A Collection of KHR Poetry. Various characters, various times. Various, varied variety, though it all sounds sublime.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 10/29/2011
Assholes & Idiots reviews
When you find out the world's greatest mafia is rooting itself within your neighborhood, you watch, you listen, and learn all you can—until everything goes up shit's creek. Then you make a plan. OC story.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - T. Yamamoto, Tsuyoshi Y./Yamamoto's Father
Dead Zone, Dotted Cartogram reviews
Within the confines of a building lies someone that Squalo is looking for... Squalo x OC. Rated T for language and light lemon. COMPLETE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Squalo S. - Complete
In Hopes of Catching You reviews
All Orabella wants, is to follow the man that saved her. She didn't think this would put her in Japan to hang out with a bunch of retarded middle schoolers. It's a rough life for a girl who just wants to get in the Varia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 192,385 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Xanxus, Dino
Dino-Sensei To The Rescue! reviews
That Kyoya thinks he can just do whatever he wants in Namimori and get away with it simply because he's Kyoya Hibari. But never fear, Dino-sensei will set him strait. D18, Rated T for suggestive themes. Fluffy/cracky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
The Pains of Being Late reviews
Because life is a lot easier when you are early...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Enma K., Haru M. - Complete
Blossoms of Early June
The door's call played over and over, despite the manor's silence, and the unease would not settle. He quietly slid the cloth under his kimono and walked back to his favorite place on the patio.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Published: 12/16/2012 - K. Hibari, I-Pin - Complete
Evander Nash: A Man on a Mission reviews
What's this guy's misson? He's off to Namimori to get his doodle on close terms with as many girls as he can... "I guess I'm kinda looking for my cousin Hayato Gokudera too."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haru M., Ryōhei S.
A Very UMA Christmas reviews
All he wanted, was to get the flip away... T for cussing. Giftfic for Squalosaurus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - H. Gokudera, P. Shitt - Complete
Wine, Veal, and Bloody Bites reviews
What started out as a simple trip to the kitchen to make dinner left me hungry, confused, and bleeding from my ear... OC story
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Xanxus, Lanchia - Complete
The Cross of Faith and Love reviews
Left in our crumbling Kingdom of Italy, waiting for the funds to immigrate, our only choice is to attend church and pray. Surely the Lord will bless us for such patience. OC x Knuckle
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - 1st Sun Guardian/Knuckle, 1st Lightning Guardian/Lampo
The Man Worthy of History Texts reviews
In the Prefecture of Namimori, there lies a hidden treasure. This hidden treasure isn't big, but this hidden treasure isn't small. This hidden treasure is a man that can only be defined by the word "Extreme." This is his story.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ryōhei S.
Call Me 'The Than' reviews
Levi A Than has seen the future. He knows the loser he becomes. The memories are firmly ended in his mind. With the disastrous vision that is Levi in the future, he will do whatever it takes to become cool. Rated T for language
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Levi/Leviathan - Complete
Dirty Minds Think Alike reviews
What happens when TYL Sawada and Hayato find a woman waiting for them in the boss' office? COMPLETE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Extremely Cute Face reviews
The boxing club captain will do what it take to protect fem-Tsuna's extremely cute face. T for cussing. Cracky/Fluffy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Ryōhei S. - Complete
For the Sake of Loyalty reviews
Each of the Ninth's Guardians have people they love dearly, but their duty to protect the boss always comes first. Small series of one-shots where each chapter is devoted to a different guardian. COMPLETE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Visconti, Brow Nie Jr. - Complete
Poker Face reviews
What starts out as poker night in the Varia mansion, turns into a mystifying adventure of boogers, wine, pineapples, and more. Rated T for cussing and light lemon. TYL69xOC COMPLETE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Mukuro R., Fran - Complete
Midori, Are You Ready? reviews
From a simple Christmas party, Midori Okamura and Yamamoto Takeshi now find themselves on a wild ride of lusty/smutalicious encounters by the graces of 'the baseball gods.' Rated M, for "Mmmmyeah..." COMPLETE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,538 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - T. Yamamoto - Complete
Homage to the Prince reviews
After watching Xanxus almost kill his favorite peasant, Bel finds himself wanting all of her attention for himself. No one messes with his concubine... COMPLETE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Belphegor, Xanxus - Complete
Wistful and White reviews
What was a day meant for the purpose of getting party invites turned to something more after getting the beating of a lifetime. TYL Lambo x OC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Lambo - Complete
The Ultimate Sky Pounder Ryohei reviews
Ryohei's on a mission to do what every man must do: give his woman, Fem-Tsuna, the ultimate pound. Rated O, for OHH YEAH!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Lougies of Justice reviews
With that bratty prince and his clever idea to spit on Karina's head, she left with only one thing: the desire for revenge.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Belphegor, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Hackintosh Revenge reviews
Due to a series of misunderstandings, it really was a bad day to be a genius prince...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Belphegor, Xanxus - Complete
Karma that Leads to a Kiss reviews
Thanks to "no good" Tsuna, my one chance to confess was destroyed. But I'll get him back... oh yeah, I'll get him back for sure-after I get my chance to confess. First Fic. disclaimer: slight bit of cussing
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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