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Author has written 41 stories for Mentalist, Sherlock, Men In Black, Doctor Who, Eragon, Rocky Horror, and Naruto.

hey people!

I've realised that I haven't updated this since I first set up my account. So I'm doing it now.

I'm eighteen and have just finished my A-level exams. Hallelujah. My life has been given over to science. Biology, chemistry and physics. To be honest, all I've gotten out of it was a profound hatred for the person who invented zinc batteries (but seriously, why would you make the container of an electrochemical cell out of the stuff it runs off? What a stupid idea). This means I now have a crazy amount of free time so if anyone out their has prompts or anything really give me a buzz. I get a little lonely with no one to talk to.

I mainly write BBC Sherlock fanfiction but I can do Avengers, Doctor Who (nine and ten mainly), Naruto, Harry Potter, Eragon, anima, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hitchhikers Guide. If you'd like anything writing then again, drop me a line and I'll see if I can do it.

I am terrible at updating and writing crack. I can just about manage some fluff but most of the time people are getting injured or dying. I am so sorry about that. If you get annoyed with the length of time before another update then feel free to send a message saying so, it just might be the proverbial kick up the arse I need to continue.

I have now become an active beta again. Anyone who wants me as a beta (or has questions regarding me as a beta), drop me a line.

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A Brief History of Monsters by Polomonkey reviews
"And John sees now that Sherlock was lying when he said he wasn't scared of Moriarty." Jim comes to get Sherlock and John. Violence, torture, eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bound to You by Metallic Shadows reviews
AU - Sherlock is a famous musician in need of an assistant. He is arrogant, rude and is interested in nothing but his work. Will John be able to change that? Rated M for language and later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Nighttime habits by SymmetricallyImperfect reviews
AU LateTeen!John and LateTeen!Sherlock, Rated M for drug use and M/M in future chapters. John Watson discovers Sherlock Holmes, a student at his university, selling himself on the streets. When John confronts him he learns more about Sherlock's troubled past, afterwards they develop a strong friendship but can it become something more?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shelter by lirodendron reviews
A portrait of a friendship moving into a romance, and of trying to figure out how hold on when everything you have begins to fall apart. Rated NC-17: drug use/explicit sexual content, marking as possible dubious consent to be safe. Contains case-related violence and (trigger warning!) depictions of self-harm. Johnlock, as always.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Thread durability by breadnotangels reviews
Set in the Scandal in Belgravia episode, where Sherlock seems unhappy to depart with his beloved bed-sheet. But why? A fic gifted to the glorious geekvsnerd. Contains M/M & Smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Only Thing That Was Ever Mine by RemyDico5 reviews
AU. In a world where lower class citizen are considered pets to the upper class, a seven year old Sherlock Holmes gets a "puppy" of his very own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What's Your Recipe? by Doodled93 reviews
John is a surprisingly good cook, Moriarty finds out, and Sherlock is annoyed at having all his leftovers stolen. Add John cooking something he ought not have, and John's troubles truly begin. Sherlock says they started when Moriarty first stole the pasta sauce. M just in case, T if there wasn't mild cannibalism. Featuring BAMF!John and blogging to the extreme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Filling In For the Skull by Damagoed reviews
The things Sherlock can do with John he can't do with the skull. Warning: Adult themes and general Bizarre-ness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Hostage by Shnlock reviews
AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bed of Roses: MI6 by Azaelea reviews
Just when Sherlock and John are falling back into the old routine after being kidnapped, chased and almost killed, several surprises turn up at their door and once again, events spin out of control - with one difference. This time, they're MI6.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,524 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Lion, the doctor, and the Skeleton by Kairr reviews
A strange crossover, my little sister actually gave the idea. Sherlock isn't who he says he is. Might contain Sherlock/John. T for language.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jack S., Sherlock H.
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secrets she knows by Freya-Rhianna reviews
Donovan has her hands on an incriminating recording of Sherlock when he was asleep, and learns more than she had ever wanted to. Secrets never stay secret for long, especially when it can end in the humiliation of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Teach Me by murdoke reviews
A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Hands by punifa reviews
Sherlock hates hands. Except for John's. - DISCONTINUED.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Claim of Darkness by ArwendeImladris reviews
Vampire AU. Sherlock thinks John's blood tastes sweetest when he's crying.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Downpour by Keelywolfe reviews
It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pretend With Me by allonsy-doctor reviews
Sherlock has a plan to get Mycroft off of John's tail. John doesn't like it. However, desperate times call for desperate measures. Sequel to "Notice Me, John". crack!stalkerfic; one sided Johncroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Marmalade by marble eyes reviews
Post 2x03. Three years have passed and John is trying to move on from the memories of that day by marrying Mary. But it seems all Sherlock's friends and family have other ideas. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mycroft Had Enough by crazycatt71 reviews
Mycroft has had enough of Sherlock's bad behavior. Warnings: Spanking, M/M/M sex, incest
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
John Saves an Old Lady by Schyzotypal X reviews
Not exactly what it says on the tin. Moriarty decides to try doing the ironic thing and read some bad fanfiction. It all goes downhill from there.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
PIRATES by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: The first time Sherlock and John have sex, Sherlock pretends he's a pirate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Lessons by avery.murma reviews
Sherlock is disappointed and hurt by John. He wants to teach John a lesson... WARNINGS: Contains spanking, corporal punishment RATED M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Teach Me by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Half Decent Education by TheGeekWithNoBrain reviews
Sherlock/John. John is a new student at Yard Academy. He has been given a scholarship at this top school and all he wants is a normal first year. But his new roommate, Sherlock seems to have other ideas... I will warn you now this is a slash fiction!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock: Alcohol Fuels Everything by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Lestrade and John are just having fun. And then the Holmes brothers get involved. Eventual Mystrade and Johnlock. Basically this is porn. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W., Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Little Sherlock of Horrors by BadWolf18 reviews
My parody of the Dentist song, basically Crack. No slash.
Crossover - Little Shop of Horrors & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Orin S., Sherlock H.
Not there by Tashilover reviews
John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
With A Price by MadameAngel reviews
"You know I never do anything for free ... but it's not necessarily money I'm interested in, Sherlock." John/Jim. Basic PWP. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
The Cuddle Factor by McKinney-Wylis reviews
John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A World Upended by SfumatoSoup reviews
John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,487 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shake the Disease by SeenaC reviews
Next part of my continuing narrative. John and Sherlock struggle with their relationship. Warnings: Slash, adult content, drug use, violence, swearing. Please let me know what you think! NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 Times Moriarty's Tentacles Were Naughty, 1 by JessamyGriffith reviews
In Which Jim Moriarty has tentacles that can extrude from his back, but unfortunately they have minds of their own and may be even more trouble than Jim himself. 5 Times Moriarty's Tentacles Were Naughty, and One Time They Were Nice. Crack. WIP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Psychopaths with Hats by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Venereal Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
The smutty sequel to "Strange Encounters." John/Jim in part 1, and then Jim/Seb in part 2. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Three is a Crowd by SfumatoSoup reviews
CHECK reviews for a link to the story on LJ! Thats the edited, official version. SLASH.Three Genius Madmen all desire one thing: John. In the end, he is forced to choose. JW/MH, JW/SH, JW/JM
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
An Unusual Situation by Thelexpiea reviews
An educational trip to the local pub... S/J slash, and less cracky than I expected.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Changes Everything by misscake001 reviews
What happens when a case goes wrong and Sherlock becomes unreachable in front of Johns eyes? Angsty Slash. More chapters to come if there is interest :
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One man's fantasy by thrillyou killyou reviews
John's sexual frustration leads to a confusing and unexpected fantasy, and Sherlock seems to have deduced what it was about. Slashy nonsense. John/Sherlock. More chapters to come.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Did I mention I'm yours? by DarkChakotay reviews
Sherlock and John story. Some investigation, some hurt, some love, some family, some sex. All the good stuff. Warning for slash and self-harm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes, Antichrist by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. His name wasn't Warlock, but it was close, and the blame for the Antichrist finding out what he was lay 100% with Aziraphale. Almost. Thus far, lightly implied A/C.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Crowley, Sherlock H.
Don't Sleep by Cephalopod reviews
A lesson Sherlock taught John, that he will not soon forget. 221B. T for language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And Go Like This by shooting-stetsons reviews
Sherlock Holmes at a Watson family function
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Civilian by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
Drabble: Sherlock and John in the England riots. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Swimming in blood by IAmTheMedusa reviews
John wakes up at the hospital...something is strange, something is missing...or someone. After TGG. Rated M for slash second chapter . Sherlock/John. Don't own obviously...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,633 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherpunzel by Boobunny60 reviews
Sherlock was kidnapped as a baby and raised by Moriarty who has trapped him in a tower. John gets drunk while camping and finds the tower only to shout at it, pass out, and then vomit on it in the morning. Will John rescue Sherlock from the tower? slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,013 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sacrilege by Atlin Merrick reviews
"Face the other side of the confessional brother John." Dear god John's dreams never go the way they're supposed to. And this one? This one is sending him straight to hell. Warning: Religion treated lightly and very sexually.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Won't Say He's in Love by Sopphires reviews
Songfic based on 'I Won't Say I'm in Love' from Hercules. Sherlock won't admit he's in love with John but luckily, or not, he's got some friends to try and get him to see reason. Will they succeed?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Evolution of Theory by Street Howitzer reviews
Sherlock is ever-analytical. Spoilers for PINK, SherlockxJohn slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Clean Break by Tomigiru reviews
Relaxing when you're living with Sherlock Holmes is near impossible. Relaxing when he's set on sharing a bathtub with you IS impossible. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Getting Along In Fits And Starts by grannysknitting reviews
sometimes the damage done isn't apparent at first - sometimes it's a ticking time bomb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlocks bride by Silent-Bob123 reviews
Sherlock is supposed to marry Molly Hooper, but what happens when he goes into the woods and marries a corpse instead? Read and find out.
Crossover - Corpse Bride & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sherlock H.
I Am Hated For Loving by SeenaC reviews
Part of my continuing narrative. A discovery about the Holmes family will forever change the lives of the brothers. Please see warnings inside. COMPLETE! Please give final thoughts/reactions...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Problem In Academia by Melaszka reviews
A tongue-in-cheek, pun-based whodunnit featuring modern Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Not Quite Annoyance by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock wants to show off, Lestrade takes it in his stride, and John gets the giggles
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seven Minutes by wasitelves reviews
Sherlock and John are locked in a closet for seven minutes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Me Do by Marlboro Blanc reviews
Moriarty wants a spy in Baker street so he sends his best man John Watson to do the Job, what happens next threatens to destroy them all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chocolate Digestives and Sibling Rivalry by exiled mind reviews
Sherlock and Mycroft argue. Not surprising. Mycroft's method of dealing with Sherlock's taunts, however, is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Drunk and Pissed by Devil.and.Porcelein reviews
John was a soldier. He knew danger. In his current state, drunk out of his mind and pissed beyond recognition, the danger isn't coming from without. The danger is himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Chain Reaction by Holmes44 reviews
A new case has Sherlock feeling out of his depth, and as his relationship with John progresses to the next level, will Sherlock be able to keep his mind married to his work. First Fic : M For a reason... Sherlock/John Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Pomfrey Case by mousyhairedgirl reviews
Kelly Jones and Mycroft Holmes come face to face. Will it end in disaster?
Crossover - St. Trinian's & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Torchwood Prompt Challenge by Aqualily6 reviews
A range of different drabbles/stories based on prompts. Some will be several chapters long. Chapter 1: Abandoned. Janto pairing mostly...though might lead to breakups and some smut...who knows?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
What WE thought of Twilight by block mango reino reviews
Twilight movie scenes with commentary. Idea taken from my friend ALISON.PLOWY.STALTSON.JACOBY. Co-written with ostentatious.spontainious.ME and REINO-CULLEN.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
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Afghan Sun reviews
Sequel to Once a Soldier, probably best to read that one first.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Halloween Special reviews
John wanted some fun, Sherlock, for whatever reason, comes up with a plan. Oh what fun our boys get up to. Written because I can, rated because I can. A bit of blood and violence but it is Halloween.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Once a soldier reviews
John receives a letter calling him back to active duty. Rated T for now, may go up depending on later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tainted Love reviews
Sequel to Twisted Morals, Sherlock and Jim are sharing John but it's not enough, they both what the full package. Unfortunately for them, John has his own plans.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
For Queen and Baker Street reviews
A compilation of Queen song fics. Ratings for each at the beginning of the chapter. I wish I could say I was sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Melancholy Hill reviews
John has been struggling with the delusion of a tall, handsome boy for many years now. It's his final year of secondary school and he can't take the hallucinations anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oh Death reviews
When God is gone and the devil takes hold, who will have mercy on your soul?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Absolution reviews
Okay, I was bored and so I wanted to see what would happen if I wrote something while listening to an album. The album I chose was Absolution by Muse. I am so sorry everyone. Warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
snippets of life reviews
Just little unrelated stories about life in and around Baker Street. Will have Sherlock/John and Jim/John slash and probably more besides. Don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A cure for all ails reviews
Sherlock is not a machine, he does have feelings and when a case sends him to the verge, John is there to bring him back.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And Christ recieve thy soul reviews
Sherlock is the angel from Neverwhere, John is in the unfortunate position of knowing much more than he should.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bullets, Revenge and the Black Parade reviews
Story based around songs by My Chemical Romance, summaries at the beginning of each chapter. Cancer fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Death and all of his friends reviews
Death can be found, but only when he chooses, and he can be summoned, and almost always he answers the call. Death doesn't have a body or being. He simply is. All of this is known, and yet, there is something that isn't. Death has a fascination. Rated T for now, might change in the future.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Where the white boys dance reviews
John decides he can't wait on a miracle anymore
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Nemesis reviews
Flowers and now an old army friend, just what strange occurrences are happening in the 221b household?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Insensitive reviews
Sherlock always seems to be insensitive, especially where John is concerned. Awful summary, I know. No smut.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twisted Morals reviews
John's morals aren't as straight as they should be, Sherlock also seems willing to do whatever he wants to get want he wants and Jim is just there to take advantage.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Songs and sorrows reviews
Post-Reichenbach song fics. So yes, there will be series 2 spoilers and quite a bit of John/Sherlock. Just to let you know. Rating may go up in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Last Request reviews
Sherlock gets himself into a trap and John comes to the rescue but not without paying a price. Song fic. Rated because I can.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tranquilize reviews
Sherlock's having a mental breakdown and John is called to deal with it. Post-Reichenbach. Rated because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Killing time reviews
My version of what happened when John is kidnapped in The Great Game. Various Warnings: Swearing, rape, general adult context. M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,925 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dragon tales reviews
Sherlock and John are in the world of Eragon. Sherlock/John Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Eragon & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H.
Be mine, Valentine reviews
John recieves a gift on Valentines day. Who could it be from?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
What goes around reviews
John finally had enough. He left in a fit and didn't return. Four weeks later, in a bar, he happens to meet a certain Holmes again. A certain Holmes who is holding a gun to the man he offered to buy a drink for. John/Sherlock. Rated T cos I said so.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nothing happens to me reviews
John is a teacher at a ninja acadamy in the Hidden Village of Konoha. He didn't want to be a teacher and he definitely didn't want to spend the rest of his life teaching kids, but what else can he do? Sherlock/John
Crossover - Naruto & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2012
Detectives, Soldiers and Cat Whiskers reviews
A light hearted poem about the meeting of John and Sherlock but not the one we all know. You'd think I'd be better at summaries by now but no, I'm still as bad as when I started
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
detectives and consultants reviews
Mycroft calls in a CBI team and his brother to solve a case. I fail a summaries, sorry people
Crossover - Mentalist & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Sherlock and John dance on Broadway reviews
A drunken game of truth or dare leaves Sherlock forced to play a childish Wii game. Well, he and a few others. Implied John/Sherlock and Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Son of the beast reviews
Sherlock always knew John was special, incredibly special, and he decided that the Yard should also see how special his flatmate truly is. However; a parental visit threatens to change his view on his doctor completely. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love's chains are stronger than shackles reviews
John wakes up attached to a chair by the one and only consulting detective and things turn out a different way to anything he could have planned for. Jim/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Shirley Watson reviews
Our Baker Streetboys have a child and this is her view on life. Established John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mystery Man reviews
There's a mystery man in Scotland Yard's confrence room. Who is he and what is he doing there?
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Sherlock H. - Complete
Perfection reviews
John is hospitalised. Sherlock is about to be tried for attempted murder. Can John get there before it's too late?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unknown reviews
A regular night for the Baker Street boys, or not. As always, a rubbish summary so sorry about that
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Skins reviews
The Master has alot of time to think, not much else you can do when you're trapped in a single room in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
Damaged Goods reviews
John wakes up to find Sherlock in his bed. The doctors face might say 'no' but Sherlock wants to know why. Rated because I can.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
PDA reviews
John can't keep up with Sherlock's raging libido so the detective has to find an alternative.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black suits and alien detectives reviews
Sherlock is not what he seems and John finds out the hard way. Crap summary, I know. Just read it.
Crossover - Men In Black & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - John W. - Complete
About a maid I'll sing a song reviews
Just a little thing I thought up. Rated because I've decided that parricide might be a bad thing which shouldn't be put in the minds of children...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Illness and blackmail reviews
Title changed from 'Lestrades Illness'. Lestrade doesn't turn up for work. The team call in Sherlock to find out where he is... rated for swearing and because I'm paraniod
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trouble revised reviews
Sherlock has dug himself a hole and Mycroft gets John to help dig him out of it but the plan is slightly out of the ordinary sherlock/john establish relationship
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete