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Joined 04-17-11, id: 2851904, Profile Updated: 08-12-12
Author has written 12 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, One Piece, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, hello. Welcome to my fanfiction page. Just here to write a few little stories. Let me make it clear that I can not stand any couples involving Finn and Bonnibel A.K.A Princess Bubblegum or Gumball. It makes me SO annoyed. I will seriously freak out if you suggest me anything with it in stories. I am not joking. Sorry if I sound pushy.

If you've bothered to read this...you should know I love getting reviews so review people! I have a pet dog named Max. He's a sheltie and very adorable little one. Say hi Max!

Max: bjkbjk;dg

I am a huge fan on Marceline/Finn and Marshall Lee/Fiona stories. Bonnibel and Bubba aren't really favorites, like I said before. Heh heh. So give me suggestions. I really take requests.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.

But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A friend would bail you out of jail.

But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up. You need to learn how to run!" Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.

Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"

But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.

But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you.

But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.

But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

Friends are only through highschool and college.

But, best friends are for life.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friendwho would do this, repost this in your profile!

Some well known facts.

Peeta Mellark is amazing and he should end up with Katniss because only real men can frost cake.

TEAM FINNICK!

Finnick Quote: Do you find this...distracting?

Gale Quote: You want me to feed you turnips?

Katniss is a potato.

Cats are in it for the world domination...

Dogs are waaaayy better than cats, sorry cat lovers.

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. He smiled weakly and said,"Just take care of my eyes."

Well happy reading. My friends, please review and rate my story, be most appreciated.

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Be My Escape by Ransomrigged reviews
There are consequences as the last Human, there are people willing to enforce them. Caged, beaten, broken, and on the edge of sanity, Finn was never found in Boom-Boom mountain. Is this what it means to be Human? Because no matter how hard you try, no matter how far you run, no matter what you've learned- She will be there to take your hand and pull you down harder. ART BY HNRat!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,396 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
An Eye For An Eye by Hope's Voice reviews
So maybe Peter wasn't the top student. All right, he could deal with that- kind of. If anybody asked, it was Edward's fault for mocking him and evoking a well needed butter knife to the eye. Hey, Peter Haynes just happened to be around to serve some justice. You would do the same in his situation, won't you? [Set in Divergent; Minor Spoilers for Insurgent]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Peter, Edward, Drew - Complete
Perfect by MarigoldStevens reviews
He couldn't leave me. I was perfect and pretty and you just didn't leave perfect pretty people there to die such an un-perfect, un-pretty death. One-sided Glimmer/Cato, Cato/Clove. One-shot. Explaining things in the Hunger Games MOVIE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
The Bad In Each Other by audreyii-fic reviews
Gale and Katniss face each other as Prim and Peeta face the arena. THG AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
A Thousand Summers by Resolve reviews
"I swear Finn, you're never gonna grow up." Jake would laugh, and then dog-pile Finn to give him a wet-willie. And as Finn catches Jake in a headlock, he replies the same way he always does. "Growin' up is for suckers!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Finn, Jake - Complete
What I Tell Myself by tiffaninichole reviews
Won Judge's Choice in the Love, Actually Contest! She's questions and bossiness and key lime pie. I tell myself not to like her— to avoid her at all costs. But the girl won't leave me alone. And I don't think I want her to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Fox Games by Farla reviews
The last two tributes may both make it home. Peeta tries one of the berries when he finds the bushes, and Katniss is left to decide.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Katniss E., Foxface - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Grave by KSFWolfe reviews
The two men stood in front of the stone, solemnly. Finally, one spoke. "Hey, Gil. How's it going?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - France, Spain - Complete
Kids are changing people by RedHatMeg reviews
“But there is no way that cheerful idiot Spain could harm anybody. He’s too friendly and too soft for everybody to hurt even a fly...", “Well,” Gilbert turned his head from companion to the hooch. “you know what they say: Kids are changing people.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 887 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
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Hangover reviews
Two days before Alfred's wedding, he, Gilbert, Antonio, and Francis go to Vegas to have a bachelor's party. The next morning, they wake up with total amnesia and can't recall what the heck happened last night. Meanwhile, the groom, Alfred is missing. With the Bad Touch Trio trying to get through this, who knows what will happen?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012
Truth or Dare reviews
Cake, Fiona, Marshall Lee, and Gumball all in one room. Not a great combination. Especially when you add truth or dare into the mix. One shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Best Friends reviews
A friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. But a best friend will help themselves and be the reason why you have no food. A couple of shots into Finna dn Jake's daily lives. No pairing.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Finn, Jake - Complete
Finn Gets the Talk reviews
We all know how innocent Finn is so how will he react when Marceline attempts to give him the "talk"?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Never Give Max Beer reviews
Iggy puts beer in Max's food and she goes a little nuts. Here's a lesson kiddies. Never give Max beer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
Poor Jasper is about to find out that things aren't always what they seem. Especially if your listening in to your niece and a werewolf thats imprinted on her. 376 percent crack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Marceline's Journal reviews
Marceline, Vampire Queen. How she obtained her status? Unknown. Maybe reading her journal will unveil some secrets...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Marceline A.
Cloud Hunt reviews
Everyone know about the clouds. They go into towns and can wipe out an entire city at once. One way or another they will find you. Just like they got me. Mushroom War Time.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Life Really Does Suck reviews
Finn in one fell swoop, breaks Marceline's heart, rejects her completely, and gives her a reason to keep to keep hoping.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
Oblivious reviews
A scientist, a cocky vampire, a certain blonde adventurer is a love recipe for disaster. Because those three little words make everything in life complicated.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Broken reviews
Marceline's childhood was never really a pretty one, and she doesn't like talking about it much either. When a mysterious hooded stranger is seen bothering her about it, Finn is determined to find out what is going on.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Finn, Marceline A.
Chopper Eats Some Bad Mushrooms reviews
Title says it all. Review or Luffy will eat you too.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chopper - Complete