Author has written 12 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, One Piece, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hello, hello. Welcome to my fanfiction page. Just here to write a few little stories. Let me make it clear that I can not stand any couples involving Finn and Bonnibel A.K.A Princess Bubblegum or Gumball. It makes me SO annoyed. I will seriously freak out if you suggest me anything with it in stories. I am not joking. Sorry if I sound pushy.
If you've bothered to read this...you should know I love getting reviews so review people! I have a pet dog named Max. He's a sheltie and very adorable little one. Say hi Max!
I am a huge fan on Marceline/Finn and Marshall Lee/Fiona stories. Bonnibel and Bubba aren't really favorites, like I said before. Heh heh. So give me suggestions. I really take requests.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.
But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A friend would bail you out of jail.
But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up. You need to learn how to run!" Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.
Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"
But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.
But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."
Friends only know a few things about you.
But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.
But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"
Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.
Friends are only through highschool and college.
But, best friends are for life.
If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friendwho would do this, repost this in your profile!
Some well known facts.
Peeta Mellark is amazing and he should end up with Katniss because only real men can frost cake.
Finnick Quote: Do you find this...distracting?
Gale Quote: You want me to feed you turnips?
Katniss is a potato.
Cats are in it for the world domination...
Dogs are waaaayy better than cats, sorry cat lovers.
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. He smiled weakly and said,"Just take care of my eyes."
Well happy reading. My friends, please review and rate my story, be most appreciated.