Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.
...i like ice cream.
I love Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, anything by P. G Wodehouse, and cheese puffs.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Do or do not, there is no try-Yoda
Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. Princess Leia
They've gone to plaid!-Barf (SPaceballs)
'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"
" Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
"'And how do you spell that???' the agent asked.
No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza.
“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”
"Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked.
"Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice."
“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'"
All that is gold does not glitter,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. J.R.R Tolkein
“Apparently that dog of hers joined you in the water.”
Yes, that’s right, he took his dip with the rest of us. But what’s that got to do with it?”
Wilbert Cream dived in and saved him.”
He could have got ashore perfectly well under his own steam. In fact, he was already on his way, doing what looked like an Australian crawl.”
That wouldn’t occur to a pinhead like Phyllis. To her Wilbert Cream is the man who rescued her dachshund from a watery grave. So she’s going to marry him.”
But you don’t marry fellows because they rescue dachshunds.”
You do, if you’ve got a mentality like hers.”
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