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...i like ice cream.

I love Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, anything by P. G Wodehouse, and cheese puffs.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Do or do not, there is no try-Yoda

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. Princess Leia

They've gone to plaid!-Barf (SPaceballs)

'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"

" Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha."


"'And how do you spell that???' the agent asked.
'Captain, like the captain of a ship," the Gasman explained. 'And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.'
'Your name is Captain Terror.'"

No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza.

“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”

-P.G Wodehouse

"Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked.
“Right away.”
“How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. “She offered to cook breakfast."

"Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice."

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'"
"The mood will pass, sir.”
-P.G Wodehouse

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. J.R.R Tolkein

“Apparently that dog of hers joined you in the water.”

Yes, that’s right, he took his dip with the rest of us. But what’s that got to do with it?”

Wilbert Cream dived in and saved him.”

He could have got ashore perfectly well under his own steam. In fact, he was already on his way, doing what looked like an Australian crawl.”

That wouldn’t occur to a pinhead like Phyllis. To her Wilbert Cream is the man who rescued her dachshund from a watery grave. So she’s going to marry him.”

But you don’t marry fellows because they rescue dachshunds.”

You do, if you’ve got a mentality like hers.”
-P.G Wodehouse

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Dear Fanfiction by MajorGodComplex reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 208 - Words: 18,944 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
The Broken Road by Mylee reviews
This is the last story in The Breakaway Trilogy and picks up two months after Separate Lives ended. What happens when a super secret agent and a corporate lawyer cross paths in Las Vegas? Read on to find out!
Trixie Belden - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 367,689 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011
Marriage tryout! by MystiqueGal98 reviews
Cold and aloof Prince Len has finally agreed to marry! On one condition; he gets a one month trial of staying with the person before agreeing to the marriage. pls R'n'R! My first fanfic.i know the summay is suckish but please read!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Tea For Two by Jana Girl123 reviews
"My Great-Great Uncle Iroh always said that there was nothing tea couldn't cure." Iroh offers a cup of tea and a listening ear.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Asami S., General Iroh - Complete
Dear Fanfiction: Max Ride by MajorGodComplex reviews
The flock writes letters to the fanfiction writers! I hope this makes you smile, I've done another one like this for PJO, and it was pretty popular. I had fun with it so I decided to give it a try with MaxRide.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011
The Hero's Search: by James Fischer reviews
This is the tale of the boy in green, and his epic quest to save the woman he loves. this draws inspiration from every Zelda game, but is a standalone work of fiction.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Link, Zelda
The Mary Sue Effect by Wynter Sora reviews
Camp Half-Blood is being invaded. Not by Greek monsters or Kronos's minions, but by Mary Sues. Gods help us all. Rated T for language, "character" bashing, and breaking the fourth wall.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Better Fang by Sierra156 reviews
A rather silly oneshot where Fang is cloned by Iggy, based off the video Better Tim by Dominic Fear. Come on. you know you wanna click it. Go ahead. DO IT. Rated T for language. Not Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
The Silence Between the Notes by Ongaku no Usagi reviews
It's been almost two years, and Len Tsukimori is finally returning to Japan. But will Tsuchiura have stolen Kahoko's heart by the time he gets home?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,368 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
101 Things To Do At Hogwarts by Jana Girl123 reviews
Based on the hysterical 101 Things to do at Walmart. 101 things to do inside Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Separate Lives by Mylee reviews
Follow-up to Breakaway...This story picks up nearly seven years after Jim and Trixie's break-up. What will happen when Trixie returns home for a special event?
Trixie Belden - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,487 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Breakaway by Mylee reviews
This story is inspired by the Kelly Clarkson song of the same name. It starts the summer Trixie graduates from high school. She ends up making a monumental decision by the end of the story. It will be continued in a next story, coming soon! Enjoy!
Trixie Belden - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 291,162 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8247 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Into The Light by Mylee reviews
This is a story set when changes have come to the lives of the Bob-Whites. The prologue starts with Jim and Brian getting ready to go off to college, leaving the rest of their friends still in high school. No pairings as of yet...hope you enjoy!
Trixie Belden - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 62 - Words: 332,045 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 432 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Hunter reviews
Have you ever wondered where Max's 'voice' comes from? Or why does Dylan try so hard to win Max over? It all goes back to Hunter. This happens during all the Maximum Ride Books. Without this...there can be no Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 48,889 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011
She now Shall be My Sister Not My Wife reviews
The Plot of the Comedy of Errors, the Characters of James Patterson and my intellect all combined into the misadventures and love triangles of two sets of identical twins who were separated at birth and suddenly come across each other.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012