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Joined 04-17-11, id: 2853117, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
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Hi guys! I'm siriuslybigfanofhp, aka Leigh. Thanks for coming to my page-thingy. It is called a page, right? Or a profile, or a... um... I think that's what it's called. Anyway, here are some things about me:

-So many people pronounce my name wrong. It's like Lee, like Lee Jordan from Harry Potter. (ohmygod he's so awesome:D)

-I'm a huge nerd. Siriusly. Haha, I love that pun, I use it way too often. No, but really, I'm a straight-A student, I like school, I ADORE reading(anything), I use big words unnecessarily, and I'm a huge grammatical freak. Like, I correct my friends when they say something like, "So, me and my sister-" and I just interrupt them and tell them, "No, my sister and I." except when im lazy like now, lol. but i always am correct in my stories :D

-I always capitalize and use correct punctuation, because I find it really annoying when I find a story and it says 'u' instead of 'you'. UGH!

Things I like: HARRY POTTER, FRENCH MUSIC!!!!(GREGOIRE, ESPOIR POUR HAITI DESOLE) Hogan's Heroes, Remus Lupin, Tintin, Get Smart the TV show, Bones, Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, donuts with the holes in them,music(anythig from Wiz Kalifia to The Beatles to the Who to Taylor Swift to Usher), warm weather, vacations, Remus Lupin, MUSIC ON MY iPOD, sugar, ice cream, gum, The Monkees (TV show and the band), fanfiction, and Remus Lupin, of course.THE FEELING OF THE COLD ON MY FACE AND HANDS WHEN IM RUNNING

Things I dislike: Grammatical errors, the little red wiggly things that show up underneath wrong-written words, Death Eaters, books on tape, jelly donuts cuz it's like your biting into an animal or something and it oozes out its guts when you bite into it(gross),Sirius' mother, and Slytherins.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(the movie)

Is it weird that I don't get Artemis Fowl? I feel like it should be.

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50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Purple or blue, I'm not sure and I don't feel like getting up right now.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My stepsister, who lives in Texas and I called her to wish her a happy birthday.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping! It's summer! What else would I be doing!?

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Ummm, I think I was checking my facebook.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

It depends on my mood. I love Twix and Three Musketeers.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No way, and I never will.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Oh

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I can't decide. There are so many to choose from. I really like this Ben &Jerry's new flavor. It was made by a comedian, and it has the words "All-american dream" or something in it. So good:)

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coke. It would normally be water, though, I usually don't drink that much soda.

10, Do you like your wallet?

I love my wallet, it's plaid and from American Eagle.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Pizza

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Uh, I got 2 bags of hand-me-downs from my neighbor. They had some bad pieces, but I love her style and most of it was great.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

On TV or in real life? I watched a Giants game when I went to San Francisco 2 weeks ago.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Freshly made if that counts.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My best buddie Lindsey.

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah, it's great! I went to Yosemite with my dad and brother last month: it's so beautiful there. I like Yellowstone better though.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No, my mom tries to make me, but we both always forget.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not really, even though I should. In the summer we kind of let it slide. But I'm getting confirmed this year, so I will a lot more in the upcoming months.

19, Do you have a tan?

I think.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Both of them are good, but it depends on what the Chinese food is.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No, do you?

22, What did your last text message say?

I don't remember, it was a couple of days ago.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

I'm not sure.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A window.

26, What color is your watch?

I don't wear it a lot, but it's purple.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

I think of their flag and the shape of it. I'm into visually learning.

28, What is your birthstone?

Opal October

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

It depends on if someone in the car has to go to the bathroom. If not, drive thru is the go-to.

30, What is your favorite number?

8

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My stepsis.

32, Any plans today?

Today is over, dude. It's 12:55 am.

33, How many states have you lived in?

Just Mayland.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

On my laptop that my Granddad gave me, it keeps on automatically shutting down.

35, Last song listened to?

Rockstar by Nickelback. Love that song.

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yeah, it takes a bit of concentration though.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

my sneakers, their so comfy.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

no

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I highly doubt it.

41, Do you love anyone?

Lots of people, but I'm not in love with anyone.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No, we're too young to have kids.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

no

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

probably

46, What color is your car?i

I don't have a car.

47, Do you like cats?

Yes, i want one so bad but my mom and brother are allergic, so it's a hopeless case.:(

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

no.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes, and I'm never going back. I go to King's Dominion. At Six Flags, my friend's mother's purse got stolen, in it her car keys and my glasses. Nightmare.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I have a skin condition called psoriasis, and when I was a baby the doctors did a biopsy on me. You can still see it. (As you can tell, I don't have a lot of scars! But I have strech marks on my thighs, which are really ugly in my opinion.)

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You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? kitchen

2. Where is your significant other? none

3. Your hair? uncooperative

4. Your mother? patbird :D

6. Your favorite thing? creativity

7. Your dream last night? never

8. Your iPod? adore

9. Your dream/goal? sucessful

10. The room you're in? cozy

11. You hate? hypocrites

12. Your fear? many

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? college

14. Where were you last night? movie

15. What you're not? perfect

16. Muffins? chocolate!

17. One of your wish list items? grey

18. Where you grew up? home

19. The last thing you did? basketball

20. What are you wearing? sweatshirt

21. Your TV? off

22. Your pet(s)? westie

23. Your computer? crappy

24. Your life? stressful

25. Your mood? sage

26. Missing someone? dreaming

27. Your car? young

28. Something you're not wearing? shoes

29. Your summer? friends

30. Your eyes? blue

31. Love someone? crush

32. Your favorite color? grey

33. When is the last time you laughed? email

34. Last time you cried? forgot

Hair Color [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75

Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $20 ] Green - $75 [x] Blue $150 [ ] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15

Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175 [ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150 [x] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75 [ ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85 ] Under 5'4 - $27

Age[ ] 50 to 56 -$175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 -$100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 -$25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750[ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 ] Second born - $150 ] Middle child - $100 [x] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215

Drink? ] I did like twice - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600

Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [x] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Color: ] Green-$750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [x] Yes $0 [ ] Nope - $1000 [ ] some- $750

My price-$2,175 giggity :D

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Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Totally

Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Oh yeah.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes, of course.

What’s Hermione’s? Jean

What’s Ron’s? Bilius

What’s Harry’s? James

What’s Ginny’s? Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies? All the ones that are out

Read All The Books? YES!! I've re-read them so many times I've lost count, they are soo awesome

What Do You Think Of JKR? YAYZILOVEUSOMUCHUROCK

Favorites

Weasley? hmmm...

Character, Overall? Remus and Lily Evans, Sirius

Female Character? Lily and Dorcas Meadows(She was on the first OOTP)

Male Charcter? Remus

Group Of Characters? Order of the Phoenix, of course

Adult? Remus and Dumbledore and Snape, who doesn't get a lot of credit. I lovelovelove Sirius too.

Professor? Remus, the best one by far.

Ship? Remus/Sirius and James/Lily. I think none of the pairings for Harry are good. He should have just died.

Spell? Aw, god. I'd actually love to learn potions, though I'd probably suck at them and change my mind halfway through. But it would be SO cool!!!

Sweet? Bertie Bott's every flavor beans

Place?HOGWARTS, bookstores(Flourish and Blotts, the library) and Hogsmeade. Maybe the Ministry of Magic if it wasn't corrupt.

Weasley Twin? To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference if they both had 2 ears.

Product? Whatever hair stuff Hermione used for the Yule Ball, I SO need that

Shop? I WOULD READ AT FLOURISH AND BLOTTS FOR HOURS, MAYBE DAYS IF THERE'S A WEREWOLF READING WITH ME. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Least Favorites

Weasley? Everyone despises Percy, but he just wants some recognition. I'm not too crazy bout Ginny, not a good match for Harry but if they love each other who's to stop them?

Character, Overall? UmbridgeYUCK and all death eaters theyre ugly

Female? Umbridge

Male? Amos Diggory i really do not like him at all

Adult? Umbridge

Student? Crabbe, Goyle, Bulstrude, Parkinson

Spell? The 3 unforgivables, DUH

Book? Chamber of secrets and Goblet of fire, I HATE seeing harry humiliated

Ship? Ron/Lavender, It brought Hermione so much pain

Sweet? Cockroach Cluster and blood lollipops, gross

Death Eater? crabbe and goyle, they are so stupid

Shop? Borgin and Burkes, most likely

Place? Little Whinging, Knockturn Alley, the Ministry when it's corrupt, wherever Remus went to spy on Greyback's pack

Professor? Umbridge and Lockhart, what retards. They should hook up lol jk

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? they aren't a good pair

Harry/Hermione? Awkward, they are only friends and have a brother-sister type love

Harry/Ginny? ACK NO

Harry/Luna? Nyeh.

Harry/Pansy? NO, I DONT THINK SO!

Ron/Lavander? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Ron/Luna? hahahahahahaha (breathe) hahahahaha

Ron/Pansy? let me think about it...NO!!

Ron/Fleur? Nope nope

Hermione/Krum? actually,yes. theyre a cute couple

Hermione/Draco? I'd love them to get together, imagine Lucius' reaction

Hermione/FredORGeorge? UGH NO

James/Lily? PERFECT!!

Lily/Snape? It could work, at times I love Lily/James and at other times im Lily/Sev. I'm more wishy-washy than Charlie Brown.

Lily/Sirius? Just not right, sorry Siri!

Lily/Lupin? I see them as having the same relationship as Harry and Hermione

Tonks/Lupin? NO, POOR SIRIUS!!!

Draco/Pansy? They work

Fred/Angelina? Yeah, they went to the Yule Ball together

Bill/Fleur? They really do love each other

Harry/Cho? Nah, Cho's too bitchy.

Harry or Ron? LUV HAWWY PAWDER (go to deviantart and search up Potter Gump, omg its sooooo funny!!!)

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Neville or Seamus? Neville

Snape or Slughorn? Snape, Slughorn is so weak.

Fred Or George? *Shrug*

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? NOOO, DONT ASK ME THIS!!!

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer, it seems yummy

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes OF COURSE

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Depends on my mood

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? ugh, that's a mashup. If Im at MM without their permission, then IDONOTWANTTOBETHERE

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Prophet, you gotta know what the enemy's saying

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw, WE SMART ONES CAN CRUSH YOU ALL and being in gryffindor is so overrated

Have you Been to A Release Party? No

Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yep

A Movie? Almost, but the actors are crap

Books or Movies? Books

Had A Dream About Harry Potter? I think

Been To A Fansite? Yes

Been to JKR’s Site? Yes

Have You Ever Roleplayed? No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory? yes

What was it? I used to think that Harry and Hermione would get married

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? yes, I used to

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? yeah, I was mcgonagall for halloween in 4th grade :)

Ever noticed That You can’t "Spell Hermione without Ron"? yes, I did actually

Did you just try to prove that wrong? the first time i heard that question, yeah

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? no

Did you just try to prove that wrong? yes.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? yeah, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike? yeah, that's kinda weird. must be genetic.

Do you know what fanfiction is? no comment

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? no comment

Do you read fanfiction? no comment

If so, do you like it? YEP

Are you a member of a fanfiction site? no comment

Do you write fanfiction? just starting

Do you like to write fanfiction? YEP

Ever had Harry Potter Candy? No

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Just books and movies

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? no

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? no

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Remus and Hermione

Do You Agree With This? Yeah, we're alike

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? on Halloween my friends called me professor

What Are They? McGonagall

Do you object to being Called By them? nah, i dressed up as her on PURPOSE YOU DOLT

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? One is

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? YES

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) LATISHA and SHANEQUAH!!!!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? unfortunately yes

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? yep

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? YES!!

Have you re-read the books? loads of times

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? No

Have You Had An RP Party? No

Do You Want To? im sorry, i don't know what that is.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? no

Have You Ever Wrote One? no

Do You Want To? dunno

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it? if I thought it was good enough

Are You Going To Write One? mostly likely not

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? kinda

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? not possible

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate people who hate gay people, copy and paste this into your profile

I am not as random as you might COOKIE JAR!!!!!

I just lost the game (& so have u)

I live in my own little world – but it is okay they know me there

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

The newscaster is the person who says “Good evening” and then tells you why it’s not.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. coughcoughRONALDcoughcough

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Wetstar, siriuslybigfanofhp

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

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Birthdays by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Next gen fic. James stumbles upon something in his father's office and discovers that seeing is believing. No, not actual time travel per say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,847 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 5/2/2011 - James S. P., Harry P.
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Little Things by CrazyMarshMELLO reviews
It's the Little things in their friendship that bring the Marauders closer. Drabbles and Oneshots put together to create one fic about all the memories that make the four marauders so close. Wolfstar. Marauders Era. Language. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hot and Cold by Soap1 reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black come from different homes, different backgrounds: one craves love, the other doesn't even know what love is. How will they end up together? SBRL. Slashy smut in later chapters - be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,082 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Chameleon Changes by Shira Lansys reviews
While the Marauders are trying to become animagi, something goes awry and Sirius and Remus switch bodies. And if Remus thought that being Sirius would be his biggest problem, he's got another thing coming. RemusSirius, slash. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,552 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,016 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Castle by our dancing days reviews
Sometimes she cries, for those who die in her walls. / drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
A day like this by Tumblr Ate My Soul reviews
Onesided Penny/Sheldon, Penny's POV. Read and Review, please. I own nothing!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
Choice by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Rose Dewitt Bukater had a choice. The ones who drowned on the ship didn't have one. Rose character study.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Rose D. - Complete
Percys life in 50 X 50 words by Nymphadorable reviews
50 drabbles à 50 words about the life of Percival Ignatius Weasley, the forgotten Red-head who deserves some attention and sympathy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Percy W. - Complete
10 reasons moony should date padfoot by HarryPotterGeek3 reviews
Title says it all. Marauder era fluff. R&R please :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Date by rhyejess reviews
Sirius has a date with a pureblood his mother wants him to marry. But he's also dating Remus. Remus watches him prepare for his date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Twenty Years by may1331 reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts. He takes a trip down memory lane and teaches his son a lesson that he had to learn many years ago. Follow-up to my story "The Wake of A New Beginning," but can be a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
He Never Let Go by Scarlett Eagle reviews
Jack was right. She wouldn't have.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
James tries badly to cheer Remus up, after he is publicly humiliated, using reverse psychology and fails , and Sirius realizes how beautiful Remus truly is. Pre-Slash. Sirius' POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gone by musiclover99 reviews
She, she's like the world to him. She, she can't be just GONE. Set in the Lightning Thief, when Percy's mom "dies". The style comes from some of Lex's xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx one-shots! Please read the ANs and stay tuned for more on the way!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Percy J., Sally J.
Happy Mother's Day by Stina58 reviews
The story of three redheaded mothers on a special day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., Molly W. - Complete
Letters to Lily by bittie752 reviews
Molly had been writting to Lily for years and one time she wrote back I own nothing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Lily Evans P., Molly W. - Complete
Until The End by FantasyWorldMiny reviews
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd? No. Attend the tale of William Nazar, also known as Lucy Barker. She did not, in fact, take poison and she wants revenge for what Judge Turpin has done to her husband. AU
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Lucy B.
Ya tell him not to do somethin' by Mirumo reviews
Mary Cooper knows how to make men do what she wants them to do.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Mrs. Cooper, Sheldon C. - Complete
Revenge of the Joker by melimsah reviews
Robin gets kidnapped by an old "friend," and the Titans find themselves searching desperately for their leader, with little luck. Torture, angst, despair, destruction, death... Can they save him? An unusual kind of TT/Batman Beyond xover
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,368 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Robin - Complete
A Sergeant's Guilt by ColHogan reviews
Hogan and the men are in the barracks enjoying some free time when a shot comes through the window and seriously injures Hogan.But when the shooter is revealed,they can't believe it.**2011 PBA winner:Silver-Best Long Drama. Bronze-Best OC/Sgt. Dietrich.**
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,967 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan - Complete
My Heart Will Go On by ThePotterGeek reviews
So much more than your average songfic.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
The Good Samaritan by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. A story exploring Carter's compassionate nature.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Memories from the Past by Rose-Arwen-Padme reviews
AFTER REUNION IN HEAVEN: Rose comes to Lizzie’s wedding (as a spirit of course, so no one can see or hear her). Jack follows her, and it goes back and forth between fluffiness and seriousness as some important confessions are made.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2003
Light by Vi Co reviews
Could easily be one of our heroes...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2002
Their Horizon by TiffanyL reviews
Rose heads to Santa Monica, wanting to do everything she and Jack dreamed about. . .
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2002
I Wanna Be Free
Sirius muses over his relationship with Remus. Songfic. I Wanna Be Free by the Monkees. Sirius' POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete