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Joined 04-18-11, id: 2854417, Profile Updated: 11-10-12
Author has written 19 stories for Ice Age.

Sorry my profile's an unorganized mess, but hey, I'm random sometimes. XD

Interests: animals, drawing, but mostly animals.

Favorite things on earth: Um...well, animals..., drawing, clouds, TV, Ice Age, those cool Dyson fans, sleeping in, getting sick and not having to go to school, sarcasm, the word 'banana', cartoon cats that love lasagna and hate Mondays, pencil sharpeners that work really well, getting a review on here, ducks, indoor plumbing, Jamaican accents, that relieved feeling you get when you finally figure out a really hard math problem, flying gophers, Milkbones, pointer fingers, sugar rushes, Gushers, stabbing cardboard boxes with scissors, pretending the cardboard box is one of my siblings, dreams that are so awesome that you wish you never had to wake up from it, little kids doing something hilarious, stupid knock-knock jokes, feet, nighttime, eating malt balls, dalmatian dogs, ceilings, carbonated apple juice, and last but not least, Friskies Indoor Delights cat food. Don't ask.

LEAST favorite things on earth: MY SIBLINGS, fur farming, animal abuse, broken pencils, stubbing your toe, stabbing your toe, math, the name 'Fluffy' for pets, 3:00 in the morning, snobby people that think they are the center of the world, MY SIBLINGS, dropping your ice cream, having a bird poop land on you, nose piercings, the end of a season of a really good show, waking up to go to school, socks that smell like restrooms, restrooms that smell like socks, MY SIBLINGS, whenever a restaurant has run out of your favorite dish, book reports, homework, ...anything school-related, the ticking sound of a clock, the weird way you spell 'cologne' and 'bologna', whenever a liar's pants do not actually catch on fire, MY SIBLINGS, and billiards. And my siblings, in case you did not catch that.

Lil' Bit O-bout Meh!

Gender: Female

Hair: Long and wavy 'dirty blonde' color

Height: Really short, I'm only 4"7

Nationality: I'm mostly French and a little Swedish. We immigrated to America in '05 and the food here is AWESOME!

Language: I only speak Arabic.

Pets: Let's see here...seven Cuban hamsters, six goldfish, two box turtles, one wiener dog, and a partridge in a pear tree. And yes, we ACTUALLY have a partridge! We kind of live out in the country, so we keep him in a little coop thing in our backyard.

Favorite sport: Football. WOO, GO PATRIOTS!

Favorite animal: HORSIES!

Favorite book: Hm...Probably the Hunger Games Series.

Favorite cartoon character: Snoopy and Garfield.

Favorite movie: While I love Ice Age, I'm probably gonna have to go with Saving Private Ryan.

Favorite song: If Linkin Park wrote it, it's my favorite.


Owls are the only bird that can see the color blue.

Rats can swim for three days straight.

In 100 years, facebook will have around 500 million accounts of people who are deceased.

Abraham Lincoln's son was once saved by John Wilkes Booth's brother.

Kurt Cobain killed himself about one month after Justin Bieber was born.

The 28th of June is international Caps Lock Day.

If you continuously farted for six years and nine months, you'd create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.

Women cry 6--10 times more in a year than men.

British people are drunk in 78% of their facebook photos.

There are around 84 people in the USA named Lol.

Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any mammal on earth.

A crash is the name given to a group of rhinos.

The first man to survive going over Niagara Falls later got himself killed by slipping on an orange peel.

99% of people backspace their entire password after messing up only one letter.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

A minnow's teeth are located in its throat.

The Pentagon began construction on September 11, 1941.

Hahaha! Yes! There IS a word that rhymes with orange: sporange! It has something to do with plants or...something.

Giraffes and rats can go longer without water than camels.

By law, French workers get a minimum of 30 paid vacation days each year.

In the past 200 years, 20% of the world's bird species have become extinct. (Almost all of them due to human activity.)

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

The longest name of any place in the United States is Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, which is located near Webster, MA.

Throughout their life, the average person eats 8 spiders while they are sleeping.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

You know when you can't think of the word you want? That's called lethologica.

A tiger's roar is emitted as a sonic boom sometimes.

Cashews are related to poison ivy.

The loudest animal on earth is the pistol shrimp. SHRIMP.

Flies vomit on their food and then suck it back up so that it's easier to eat and digest.

Bill Clinton only sent two e-mails as president, one being a text message to make sure he was doing it right.

There are around 4,000 muscles in a caterpillar's body.

John Wilkes Booth's dad threatened to kill President Andrew Jackson in 1835.

Dragonflies can't walk.















Cobra Bubbles.

...Seriously, how did Disney come up with all these names?

Cool joke:

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?"


"Nothing, they just waved."


"Did you sea what I did there?"


"I'm shore you did."

"How do you have friends?"

"Don't be a beach."

Ha, I just love that! Here's another funny one: Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Inter- - MOOO!!!

Just wanna say something... I'm a serious artist, and so copying other people's work really pushes my buttons. So... No matter what, I will NEVER copy anyone's work on this site, or any other site for that matter. I also hate it when other people copy MY work. It just irks me. So please... Don't copy my work, and I won't copy yours. Thank you.


If you are random, copy and paste this to your profile. O_o

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completley has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your @#!*% off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a family member who still treats you like a 3-year-old when you're actually old enough to drive or even drink, post this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to your profile to make it longer.

If you do think Manny's fat, copy and paste this to your profile.

Unless you already saw something like this, I bet you can't figure this out:

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing was wrong with it at all, and in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. I don't know. Now, go to work and try your luck.

(Answer: The letter 'E', the most common letter in the alphabet, is absent)

Here's some of my most favorite quotes from my most favorite motion picture productions! (a.k.a. Ice Age and Regular Show.) (Sorry it's so long...)

(Note: when I use an asterisk(*) at the beginning of a quote to show action, it doesn't show up. The one at the end of the action does show up, so you'll know...you know, that it's an action.)

Favorite Ice Age Quotes:

"Phew, I'm wiped out." -Sid "That's your shelter?" -Manny "Hey, you're a big guy, you gotta lotta wood. I'm a little guy." -Sid "You got half a stick." -Manny

"I'm not fat--it's all this fur. Makes me look... poofy." -Manny

"Aw, the big, bad tigey wigey gets left behind, poor tigey wigey..." -Sid "Sid... tigey wigey's gunna lead the way." -Manny (This one is one of my favorites)

"I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!" -Diego

"Humans are disgusting." -Sid

"Where's the baby? There he is! Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!" -Diego

"So you got three melons?"- Manny

"How 'bout a good-night kiss for your big buddy Sid?" -Sid "Shh... he's asleep." -Manny "I was talking to you!" -Sid *Manny makes disgusted face*

"Frustrated, Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult for you?" -Oscar

"I don't eat junk food." -Diego

Sid skates on ice while Manny and Diego struggle* "Hi, Manny!" "Hi, Diego!" *Sid crashes into ice wall* "Hey, Sid" -Manny and Diego

"WHOO!...Yeah! Who's up for Round 2?" -Diego

"Come on, Sid. Let's play tag. You're 'It'!" -Diego

"Do we have to get a news flash every time your body does something?" -Diego

"From now on, you'll have to refer to me as Sid, Lord of the Flames!"-Sid "Hey, Lord of the Flames... your tail's on fire." -Manny

"Let's go... I'm freezing my tail off." -Diego

"Hey, knock it off, squirt. You have to be strong...take care of Manfred and Sid...especially Sid." -Diego

"That's what you do in a herd."-Diego

"Nine lives, baby!" -Diego

"This whole Ice Age thing's getting old. Know what I could go for? Global warming!" -Sid "Yeah, right." -Manny "Keep dreamin' " -Diego

"Manny, don't ruin their creativity!" -Diego

"Congratulations, you're now an idiot in two languages." -Diego

"And then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids." *growls* -Diego

"Hey! I can smell the ocean!" -Stu

"Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid...but I've been wrong before..." -Diego

"Uh, Diego...retract the claws, please." -Manny

"That's genius, Sid." -Diego

"Call me Squid!" -Sid

sings* "If your species will continue clap your hands" *claps* "If your species..." -Sid

"Sid, I'm gunna sit on you again, and this time, I will kill you." -Manny

"Well don't that put the stink in extinction!" -Sid

If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em, and they were... rattlesnakes." -Diego after he and Sid get beat up by two possums

"RETREAT!" -Eddie

"I believe I can fly...UMPH!" -Crash

"Fear is for prey..." -Diego

"Do not leave children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten." -Lone Gunslinger

"You did it, buddy. You kicked water's butt." -Sid

Diego says something positive about Sid* "You mean it?" -Sid *Sid hugs Diego* "That doesn't mean...want to touch..." -Diego *All the mini sloths hug tenderly* *Manny, Ellie, Crash, and Eddie walk up* "*sigh*...Don't ask." -Diego

"You really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly. Daddy fall down cliff and go BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, ha, silly daddy..." -Manny

"Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems... we just... punch each other on the shoulder!" -Manny "That's stupid." -Ellie "To a girl. To a guy, that's like six months of therapy!" -Manny

Manny punches Diego on shoulder* "Ow! Why'd ya do that?" -Diego "...I dunno..." -Manny

"Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gunna have a family too someday! You're gunna meet a nice girl, with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell..." -Manny

"Ladies first!" -Crash "Age before beauty!" -Eddie "No pain, no gain!" -Crash "What pain?" -Eddie *Crash pushes Eddie into hole*

"Round is good! Round is... foxy!" -Manny

Manny and Diego are running from dinosaur* "Diego! What are you doing here?" -Manny "Sightseeing!" -Diego

"I feel tingly." -Diego "Don't say that when you're pressed up against me!" -Manny "Not that kind of tingly!" -Diego

"And rule Number 3...*suspenseful silence*...he who has gas, travels at the back of the pack!" -Buck *Crash walks to the back of the pack*

"This is my kinda place" -Diego *Diego and Manny sees Buck talking to a rock* "That's you in three weeks." -Manny

"Well, we tried Big, Smelly crack but, eh...that just made everyone giggle." -Buck

Copies Buck* "Stop laughing! All of you!" -Crash

"Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!" -Diego

"Sometimes...I wet my bed!" -Eddie "That's alright... sometimes I wet your bed!" -Crash

"He's strangling his own foot..." -Manny

"Were you killed?" -Crash "Sadly, yes...but I lived!" -Buck

Ellie's about to give birth* "Can you try to hold it in?" -Crash

"WOO! My paws are burnin', baby! They're burnin'! I gotta tip-toe. Tippy-toe, tippy-toe..." -Diego doing a victory dance "Excuse me, Twinkle Toes! Giving birth here?" -Ellie

"This...is...AWESOME!" -Crash

"Bring it on, you chicken-headed freaks!" -Manny

"It's a boy!" -Sid "That's its tail." -Diego "It's a girl!" -Sid

"Wuss..." -Diego

"You know you're singing to a rock, right?" -Diego

"Don't sabres have Christmas traditions?" -Manny "Oh, yeah! Every year, my dad would bring home the biggest, fattest gazelles he could find, and then we'd all rip into their..." -Diego *Ellie clears throat*Peaches is cowering in fear* "...Our presents! A-And play games with the gazelles, and dance with them, and not eat them! The end!" -Diego

"[Sid] can't break a rock!" -Ellie "Don't tempt him."-Diego

"Eddie! Where are you, Eddie?! ...Oh wait...I'm Eddie!"-Eddie

"W-What do ya think?"-Manny "You want an honest answer, or a Christmas answer?"-Diego "Uh...Christmas answer."-Manny "...It's gorgeous."-Diego

"Diego, can you pick up Sid's scent?"-Ellie "...I can...but it makes my eyes burn..."-Diego "Do it!"-Manny and Ellie *Diego sniffs around* "Whew! Opfff!...Got it! Pffeww!"-Diego

"No, no, my family raised me to be good to strangers...And there really isn't anyone stranger than you guys."-Prancer

"Ugh...I believe...I believe..."-Manny *storm clears and sun shines through* "...That was just a coincidence, right?"-Manny

"Yellow snow! My favorite!"-Sid "Don't...Just...don't."-Prancer

"A ball of twine? Who's gonna want that!"-mini sloth "WHOO!" *Diego grabs twine and bats at it* "Yeah-ha, alright!"-Diego

"And you guys could help out every year!"-Sid "Well, we could...but we're going to need hats...Cute hats!"-mini sloth

"...And Blitzen!"-Prancer "Blitzen? And I thought Prancer was bad!"-Crash *Crash and Eddie laugh* *Blitzen swoops in and carries them high up in the sky* "Heh, nice name!"-Crash "It suits you!"-Eddie

Fish is biting Sid's head* "Oh, you poor thing, I feel terrible for you!"-Claire "Aw, thanks, Claire!"-Sid "I was talking to the fish!"-Claire

"What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?"-Diego "She'll outlive all of us, ya know. Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest."-Manny

"Oh, Diego-Poo! I made you another coral necklace! *Whispers to Shira* He keeps losing them! *Skips away* Da da da da da da!"-Sid *Diego looks at Shira for some empathy*

"Holy crab!"-Sid

"I don't know what's wrong with me! I can't eat, can't sleep..."-Diego "Ooh, I know what you got...the "L" word."-Manny "Yeah...leprosy!"-Sid "No! It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E"."-Manny "Oh yeah...lice!"-Sid "No!"-Manny

"Surrender your ship or face my fury!"-Gutt "Or face your furry what?!"-Sid "Not 'furry'! Fury!"-Gutt

Favorite Regular Show Quotes

"A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon! Soda machine! That doesn't work, send it to the moon!" -Rigby

Mordecai gets decapitated* "Huh...So this is what it feels like to be as tall as Rigby..."-Mordecai

"Mordecai, Mordecai! I told you I can fix it! While you were dead, I found these talking hotdogs, and they're gonna help us!" -Rigby

"Ooh, I like to be showed things!"-Pops

"They think Rigby's their mom? Ha! That's the saddest thing I've ever heard!"-Benson "No, I'm pretty sure someone naming their kid 'Rigby' is the saddest thing I've ever heard."-Mordecai

"GIVE HIM SOME SUGAR!" -Benson "NEVER!!!" -Rigby

"Listen up, Mysterious Mister R! Mad Man Mordo's gonna take you down, and I'm not talkin' downtown, I'm talking six feet underground! AAUUGGGHHH!!!" -Mordecai

"Come on, dude, think...What happened while you were in the bathroom?" -Mordecai

"We almost died for SEVEN DOLLARS?" -Benson

"Do you know the bride or the groom?" -Church guy "Um...the one with the cake...?" -Mordecai

"Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can ALL be turds!" -Pops

"WHOO! Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes in and sees us totally naked!" -Muscle Man "It's not that kind of party, Muscle Man." -Benson "Aw... Don't turn on the lights." -Muscle Man

"Heh! Okay! I'll try to use my fingers next time...and not my butt!"-Mordecai

singing* "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but here's some hummus for these mini toasts!" -Mordecai "Hummus!" -Rigby "Hummus!" -Mordecai "HUMMUSSSSS!!" -Mordecai and Rigby *Benson comes in* "Why are you guys yelling 'hummus?'" -Benson

"Takes more than expired soda to have a party. It takes guests, with breasts, and mine don't count." -Muscle Man

toilet catches on fire* "Whoa... that's the coolest thing I've ever seen." -Rigby

"HOLY CRAP, IT'S REAL!"-Mordecai

"It's my party and I'll fry if I want to!"-Muscle Man

"Uh...hi! We lost our numbers..."-Mordecai "Ca...Can we have yours?"-Rigby "You gotta be kidding me."-Girl *Mordecai and Rigby drive to next group of girls* "Uh, so ladies...Do you...I mean, are you angels, cause- -"-Mordecai *Girls walk away* *Mordecai and Rigby drive to next group of girls* "We really need to win a bet, and uh..." *Girl walks away* "AUGH!!!"-Mordecai and Rigby

"Have you seen a magic garbage can?" -Muscle Man

"Dude, we're twenty-three years old, we shouldn't be busting holes in walls!" -Mordecai

"Hamboning will save your life someday!" -Rigby

"But...but... We saved the city with your sandwich!" -Rigby

"AHH! Can't we just do them some other day?"-Rigby "Sorry fellas, I've been savin' this for today. I have something very important to do, that if I can't get to do because you guys didn't do my chores, the whole world could come to an end."-Skips "AAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!! OKAY, WE'LL DO YOUR WORRRKKKK!!!!!"-Rigby, whining.

"Need more coffee...Need more Margaret..." -Mordecai

"I don't want your freaking sugar!" -Rigby

"Looks like the F.E. is just L-A-M-E."-Mordecai

"Likes video games, goofing off, and grilled cheese...? Dude, you made me sound like a dork!"-Mordecai "Hey, all that stuff's true, man, don't put that on me!"-Rigby

"Aw, snap! Aw snap! Come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap!" -Rigby

"Benson! You gotta help us! We're stuck in 1982!" -Mordecai

"No, dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tighty, lefty-loosy, not righty-tighty mess-it-up-'cause-you're-a-loser!"-Rigby

Mordecai and Rigby walk in the room with Benson's grilled cheese looking all hurt, scratched, bruised, exhausted, and in pain* "What happened to my sandwich?" -Benson

Mordecai and Rigby knock Benson unconscious* "Okay...We have one chance at not getting fired!"-Mordecai "Okay, I'll go get the shovel."-Rigby

"Ughh...It feels like rush hour in my lower intestines..."-Mordecai

"While I sympathize with your quest to live free of the man's rules, this guy still has to put food on the table."-Muscle Man "Fine! But you didn't have to ruin our campsite!"-Mordecai "...Yes I did."-Muscle Man

"Rule Number 116, no food on the floor...?"-Mordecai, reading from Rule Book "WHAT!?! That's gone WAY too far! *Huff, huff* UGGHHH! Come on man, help me flip the table!"-Rigby

"I'm gonna draw on your face!" -Percy

"No, seriously, I'm gonna draw on your face." -Percy

"I don't want your tea, I want to draw on your face!"-Percy

"Gimme the marker so I can draw on their faces!" -Percy

"You're all gonna get drawn on!" -Percy

(Percy has a problem, doesn't he?)

"Oh, and I just realized something... Your coffee sucks." -Mordecai

Mordecai got a blonde hairstyle after losing a bet so Rigby is joking about it* "Why did the Blondecai jump over the clock? *chuckles* Excuse me... So he could get some OVER time! Hahahaha!" -Rigby

"It's just gonna be some chick-flick, and not even the good kind. They're just gonna sit around talking about their feelings...fully clothed." -Rigby

"What? That's it? You turned me into a house and killed all my friends just so you could throw eggs at me!?" -Rigby

"Mustache Cash Stash!" -Mordecai

"Wee ooh, wee ooh! Quick, Doctor! Both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable! If we want anybody to be able to recognize this is a butt in the future, we're going to have to do a complete butt transplant, stat!" -Mordecai, after a flashback, immitating a hospital guy after Rigby got punched in the butt cheek by Skips "Stop talkinnngggg! There was only damage to that one cheek, and you know it!" -Rigby "Hahaha! That's right! We used to call you the One-Cheek Wonder!" -Mordecai

"Aw, crap." *falls asleep* -Rigby

"Hey, don't sweat it. Things were hard for me too when I first changed my name...But after a couple of years, no one cared. But then again, I didn't change my name to Trash Boat." -Skips

singing* "Hanging with Margaret just to feel so good, like I knew it wo-o-ould! Laughing together and we're having a blast, and I hope it lasts forever! I can't believe how hot she is, just makes my insides feel like knotted twists! Her pretty face and those long, long legs, and I hope someday we are more than just friends! Oh, Mar-gar-et! Oh, Mar-gar-et. I love it when you stand or sit right next to me. Can't you see! Your future with me is brighter than the ocean...What? Brighter than the ocean?"-Mordecai "If you're satisfied with your message, press one."-Mordecai's phone (he accidentally butt dialed Margaret...) "Huh?"-Mordecai "To delete or rerecord your message, press two."-Phone "Wha! No no no no! Delete! Delete! Delete!"-Mordecai, frantically pressing buttons "Message sent. Goodbye."-Phone "...Oh, my..."-Mordecai

(Hahaha! )

"YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!" *throws phone book at door, then the phone book bounces off of the door and hits Rigby in the head* "AAAHHHHHH!" -Rigby

"Man, Margaret's boyfriends are lame."-Mordecai

Mordecai and Rigby are in the meat locker looking for hotdogs. Rigby is supposed to be holding the door open so it doesn't close and lock them in there* "I don't see them!" -Mordecai *Rigby walks over* "Did you check over there?" -Rigby "Yeah, but...DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE DOOR!!" -Mordecai "OH MY GOSH! I TOTALLY PROPPED IT OPEN WITH SOME BAGS OF ICE! Check it." -Rigby *Bags of ice slip down and door closes, locking Mordecai and Rigby in the meat locker* *Rigby's eyes widen*

"Hey, cool! Can I have one of those?" -Margaret "Uh, yeah! Sure! Here's a small..." -Mordecai *Mordecai hands Margaret a shirt* *Margaret slips it on* *Mordecai drools and drops box*

"We'll never forget you, Wedgie Ninja!" -Rigby

"You're under arrest."-Cool Police "For what?"-Mordecai "For being too cool!"-Police (They actually were arrested.)

"Pops, what would you rather do, get dizzy or look at naked people?"-Rigby

"You'll fill up on bread!"-Mordecai

"Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up those chairs! He'll be all like, 'Oh no, my gumballs!'"-Rigby

Rigby developed 'superpowers' and now wants to beat Mordecai up* "YOU'RE NEXT, MORDECAI!"-Rigby *Scene changes to the toilet flushing and Mordecai walking out of the bathroom*

Rigby is showing Pops how to rap* "Hey, Mordecry! Oh, I mean, Mordecai! Didn't mean to dish you, please don't run away and hide! Saw you sobbin' at that movie, A Very Happy Bride, here I'll pass you a tissue, try and have some male pride!"-Rigby "See Pops? It's easy."-Mordecai "'Cause the ladies don't like your sensitive side, like Margaret, for example, but I guess that's implied!"-Rigby "Okay, dude..."-Mordecai "She won't get with you, she just won't get with you, not gonna get with you, never gonna get with you- -"-Rigby "Okay! We get it!"-Mordecai

"Yes. It is our destiny to be eaten!"-Leader guy

"And you two, I hope you've learned something from all this."-Benson "Yeah, make sure we do our chores so you don't nark on us to a giant eyeball."-Rigby

"You're wrong! You're all like, 'Oh, that'll never happen,' and we'll be all cool, and you'll be all like, 'Woahhh!!,' and we'll be all like, 'In yo face!'"-Rigby "Hm, and I'll be all like, 'GET BACK TO WORK!!'"-Benson

"Dude, you're just jealous because I made her laugh and all you do is sit there like (deeper mocking voice) 'Uh...uh...Der...Um...Uh...'"-Rigby

"Playing a game of tag, turds?"-Pops (He doesn't know what he's saying.)

"That, I'm afraid, is not for beginners."-Sensai "What? Whyyy?"-Rigby "'Cause you only want to use it to beat up your friend. You're not pure of heart!"-Sensai "What?! Don't call me 'not pure of heart!' What about you and your crappy mullet? You're the one who's not pure of heart!"-Rigby

Rigby ripped out Death Punch of Death paper and ran away* "NOOOO!!!"-Sensai "Uh, Sensai...I think someone just Death Kwon Clogged the toilet."-worker "NOOOOOOO!!!!"-Sensai

"Hey, Pops. Where're ya going with that chair?"-Mordecai "Oh...Well, I no longer require its services, so Benson and I are taking it to the place where the big men may come upon it and whisk it away to Magic Trash City!"-Pops *Mordecai and Rigby turn to Benson in confusion* "...We're throwing it away."-Benson

"Free cake! Free cake!"-Mordecai and Rigby

"You guys almost killed me for some cake!"-Skips

"Chooocolatee cake!"-Mordecai

"The blue one has cake!"-Gardian of Eternal Youth

"How can we afford something as good as chocolate cake?"-Rigby

"Check it! Cake mix."-Mordecai

"Hmm, hmm...Sounds like a cake-worthy idea to me."-Mordecai

"Wait...So you're saying you like...cake?" -Mordecai

"I don't know! Maybe!"-Rigby

"Cake...Give us the cake!"-Gardian of Eternal Youth

Mordecai and Rigby are planning to throw Skips a party, even though he doesn't want one, so that they can get free cake* "Okay...How we gonna get him on board?"-Mordecai "Oh, I know! Let's get a van..."-Rigby *In day dream, Mordecai and Rigby throw a blindfolded and tied-up Skips into the back of a big, white van. "Happy birthday, Skips!"-Rigby* "BAM! Free cake!"-Rigby "...No, dude...That's kidnapping."-Mordecai

"First on the agenda is...Trophy Talk. Who gets the trophy on what day; I think the schedule is more than fair."-Benson *Skips walks in* "Look, I got somethin' to say...I can't play in the tournament."-Skips "What?"-Benson "Why?!"-Mordecai "I-I just can't...sorry."-Skips "Ooookayyy...Next on the agenda...Losing...and how to deal with it...'cause we're gonna lose."-Benson

"...I kissed Margaret..."-Mordecai "Woah...I owe Muscle Man sooo much money..."-Rigby

Misc. Quotes

"Will you scratch my butt, little bird?"-Dudley Puppy, from TUFF Puppy.

"Cry a river, build a bridge, get over it"-Unknown, because I am too lazy at the moment to look it up.

"Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."-Roger Caras

"Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is how everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible."-Roger Caras

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Halloscream reviews
With wispy, ghost-like clouds littering the dark sky above, the animals living in the valley below are preparing themselves for the most dangerous and terrifying day of the year: Halloween. Savage beasts linger in the shadows, stalking those who are unfortunate enough to cross their paths. With danger around every turn, can the herd survive the night? O.o
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Diego, Peaches - Complete
Diego's Nightmare reviews
Diego's fear of water hasn't totally vanished... Poor Diego, fighting for his life in his sleep while the rest of the herd looks at him as if he were crazy. Stupid water... Please R&R! (BONUS: PUZZLE INSIDE!)
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Diego - Complete
Character Conversations: Louis reviews
Can Louis survive this interview without dying of embarrassment? Especially when he and I aren't the only ones in the room? And when I invite Peaches over so he can ask her on a date? Poor guy, this can't end well. Hopefully Peaches won't reject him so he won't have to end up living his life as an old hermit with nobody to love. Pfft, what am I saying? Everyone loves him.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Louis - Complete
Character Conversations: Shira reviews
Basically, if you decide to read this story, you will discover that you will be greatly amused and that your socks will magically get knocked off your feet. You know, from laughing too hard. Oh, come on, just click it; you know you want to. Besides, who wouldn't want to see Shira unveil some of her secrets?
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Shira - Complete
Ice Age Mini Stories reviews
A bunch of mini stories focusing on the best animated characters that cinematography's ever known. Rated 'K' 'cause I'm not a pervert. Please R&R!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
A Helping Hand reviews
Starvation- -it's hard to escape sometimes. Some predators just can't find a break...but luckily for Diego, he is saved by the most unlikeliest of creatures... Short, cute one-shot. Please R&R and enjoy!
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Diego - Complete
The Haunted Mountain reviews
"When I was a cub, my dad told me this story about a small herd of mastodons that were standing where we are now. A fight broke out, and they were all trumpeting at each other. Because they were making so much noise, all the snow on the top of the mountain came tumbling down as an avalanche. All of them were killed. Everyone within a ten mile radius could hear them screaming."
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Diego - Complete
April Sid's Day reviews
Beware: This was written by Tigey Wigey after watching the Victorious and iCarly April Fool's specials back to back. Read at your own risk.
Ice Age - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Yoko, Scratte - Complete
Revival of the Fittest reviews
DISCONTINUED... but still readable up to the sixth chapter...
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Diego
Character Conversations: Crash and Eddie reviews
Crash and Eddie and I have a conversation... Not really much of a summery I can do... Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Crash, Eddie - Complete
Character Conversations: Diego Again reviews
I show Diego the art of Coke/mento contact, then I can't figure out how to turn the thing off! Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Diego - Complete
Character Conversations: Buck reviews
Buck is crazy. This conversation's proof. Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Buck - Complete
Character Conversations: Peaches reviews
Peaches and I have a conversation. Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Peaches - Complete
Character Conversations: Ellie reviews
Ellie and I have a little conversation, but it is then sabotaged by her possum brothers. Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ellie - Complete
Character Conversations: Manny reviews
Manny and I have a conversation, but is unfortunately interrupted by awkward silence... Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Manny - Complete
Character Conversations: Sid reviews
Sid and I have a little conversation. Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sid - Complete
Character Conversations: Diego reviews
Diego and I have a little conversation... Diego didn't like it, but humans find it funny! Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Diego - Complete
Catnip 2 reviews
Sequel to Catnip... After Manny's discovery of catnip, the herd teases Diego a little too much... and what will happen when trespassers threaten the herd one day? Updated on 7/12/11. Please R&R!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Diego - Complete
Catnip reviews
One day, Manny stumbles across some catnip. He wonders how Diego will react to the strange plant... don't worry, the story's better than the summary.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Diego, Manny - Complete