The Dishwasher
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Joined 10-25-02, id: 285450, Profile Updated: 04-07-14
Author has written 18 stories for Lion King, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rose of Versailles, Labyrinth, Northern Exposure, and StarTrek: Voyager.

I am The Dishwasher.

Am on a oneshot kind of kick, almost exclusively with Labyrinth.

As of April 2014, I have finally had an idea for a solution to the VGR!Labyrinth crossover. It will involve changes to existing chapters, but I can see where it needs to go and how it is going to get there. It will be happening. Success!

It is unlikely that I will return to previous fandoms, but nevah say nevah.

I do return to them in Fanart though, some of which can be found here: http://dishwasherness.deviantart.com/

The Dishwasher

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Night Hawks by TheRealEatsShootsAndLeaves reviews
This is a AU parody of 40's film noir and pulp fiction featuring our favorite Labyrinth characters.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Jareth, Sarah, Hoggle, Ludo - Complete
Can't Help Thinking by chee-wit reviews
After making a desperate choice Jareth is brought back to Earth.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Vanishing Act by Nonsuch reviews
Sarah is missing. To Toby, it seems that no one but him cares - her room is out of bounds, her mother unmentionable, her kidnapper unknown. Toby decides to find her, only to learn that the circumstances surrounding her disappearance were far stranger than he could have ever imagined. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sarah, Toby - Complete
Strange Fascination by MikkiANNE reviews
Pre-movie. Sarah spends a day with her mother and her mother's boyfriend in New York City, and gets entranced.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A dream of feathers by Tichfield reviews
The owl still cares for Sarah. A dark romance.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2008
Memories by Nana-41175 reviews
*COMPLETE!* Four individuals seem bound by fate to recreate tragic events from more than two hundred years ago, but can certain memories help bring about a different ending this time around? AU fic. Epilogue *FINALLY* UP! Pls R&R
Rose of Versailles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 199,303 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Oscar de J., André G. - Complete
Numb3rs Exposure by Rinne reviews
Wow." Maggie shakes his hand marvelling at how much Don resembles Joel. "You look a lot like someone I used to know." Don/Robin
Crossover - Northern Exposure & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Don E. - Complete
Underground by Team Bonet reviews
Once Upon a Time, there lived a man who did not believe in magic. But something believed in him. Inspired by the video for "Underground," this is the story of how a mortal man became Jareth, The Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jareth, Hoggle - Complete
Third Time's The Charm by WiccaRowan reviews
And they lived happily ever after.... really? And then what happens? When the real world meets the Labyrinth, things can't be a fairy tale forever. But maybe Jareth can learn a little about humanity.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Mature in Stages by Ripper101 reviews
When the emphasis is on 'Only' instead of 'Forever', there's a meaning to the term 'mature' that highlights the difference in the two worlds. Sarah realises that marriage counts for certain things, and love is only one of them when even love must end.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
IOHITF or It Only Happens In The Fanfic by Killer Barbie reviews
WARNING: contains Legolasmocking. Elena ends up in Middleearth and meets Legolas, but they don't even like each other. In fact, they HATE each other, but they end up being stuck together on her journey home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,894 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Legolas
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
One Year in Mirkwood by daw the minstrel reviews
Chapter 15. Gifts. Story complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,547 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
Death or Despair by Siri2 reviews
A day that begins well gradually turns into a nightmare with no seeming end. Now Legolas and Aragorn must remember that, no matter how dark the passage may become, there is always light at the end. So long as they can walk long enough to reach it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,656 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 9/27/2002
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Good Times reviews
Sarah sees Jareth again. How long has it been since the last time? Why is it never at the good times? Oneshot. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Not the Milk! reviews
Annoyed with Jareth's condescending attitude toward her peach-dream, Sarah decides to get her own back. Humour. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27 - Hoggle, Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Hoggle-Hovel of One's Own reviews
The Goblin King crops up in Sarah's life, every now and then, just like that, and it's the same old Come to the Underground spiel. But Sarah's pretty happy where she is - she's just looking for a nicer place to rent to write her book. If only the Labyrinth would stop getting in the way! New & final: The End.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Into The Night reviews
Not only is Ensign Williams stuck on a ship seventy thousand light years away from home but she's also been plunged into total darkness. As the crew struggles to retain morale, Sarah's taking it all rather hard. To top it all off, the Night has brought back a memory of someone Sarah used to know, and it looks as though he's here to stay...
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012
13 Castle Road reviews
Sarah has a bad habit of looking into people's houses through the windows, and discovers a house for sale that she absolutely must see... Oneshot. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sarah - Complete
Nonsense reviews
On Jareth and Jeremy, living between the stars and getting out of the Underground. Sometimes hinting at a story. Sometimes featuring Sarah. Now complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Room reviews
Sarah visits her old home and decides to sleep in her old bedroom, but her stepmother had rearranged everything. Sarah hates it when people move her things! But her room is not the only thing that has changed: she's not the same Sarah anymore, and the Labyrinth wishes to remind her of that. One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sarah - Complete
Phone Call reviews
Maggie needs to make a phone call. It's for Chris's sake, after all.
Northern Exposure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
Сон
В комнате душно. Кто она? А что с ним? Почему его просят вернуться обратно? Сон ли это?
Labyrinth - Rated: K - Russian - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Jareth - Complete
Dreams reviews
It is past her bedtime, but Oscar wants to hear her sister sing.
Rose of Versailles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
July 13th 1789 reviews
Granny is knitting to keep busy. That Andre, always getting himself into trouble! Just like his father...
Rose of Versailles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Forgotten Words reviews
Once long ago, a promise was made to a little boy...
Rose of Versailles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
July 14th 1789 reviews
General de Jarjayes has now come to Paris. He waits for the commotion around the Bastille to die down...or, perhaps, he waits for something else.
Rose of Versailles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
July 15th 1789 reviews
Lady de Jarjayes must come to terms with her deepest, most hated, most real fear.
Rose of Versailles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
The Return reviews
Post AWE SPOILERS. Oneshot. What Lizzie waits for.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Sarabi reviews
COMPLETE: Sarabi's life, starting right from the beginning, through the story we all know and love, and beyond...
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,112 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
Thoughts reviews
It wasn't the same... Buffy's musings on life, the universe, and everything. Slight AU, Buffy POV, depressingish. Have fun!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Buffy S. - Complete
Stars: The Last Pride reviews
Derived from TLK. Basically, this is the story of the Last Royal Family, in no particular order. Mist and Rain are King and Queen. Solo is their one and only cub. This series, Stars, concentrates on the lives of these lions, and although this is in no par
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002