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My name is Damien. I like to write fanfiction about pairings I like. If my fanfiction doesn't pull at your heart strings then I haven't done my job right. I like to write angst and blood. Also romance. I'm a boy

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I'll Find You When The Sun Goes Black by Frankie Hale reviews
Frank is seventeen, but he believes his life may as well be already over. Gerard is your standard emo-fag in high school - until his family take on a new foster child: Frank. This is a Frerard story with dark themes containing abuse, rape, self-harm and eating disorder. This is how MCR began, and where they are now.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,772 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Asymmetrical Fragments by kidwearsacap reviews
Veered away from the normal plotline A female Crona has entered the academy,is instantly the target of everyone's jokes, and Kid's disgust due to her lack of symmetry. The girl, alone, abused, and neglected she wonders what is like, to be cared for...AU
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Death The Kid, Crona
Is it hard understanding, I'm incomplete by ScrewThisImOuttaHere reviews
FRERARD-"Gerard Way… you?" I couldn't help but smile back as I went to shake his hand. The second our hands touched I lost my breath, and let out a barely audible "Frank…" Please R&R SLASH! Gerard Way & Frank Iero meet in school not in the band yet
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,955 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011
Shoot the Star by reraimu reviews
Why is there purple paint in your backyard? AU Gamzee/John slash
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,963 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Gamzee M., John E.
Facebook Official by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Rainbows And Rain Clouds by LMJL reviews
Frerard.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010
Sick and Tired by sockruse reviews
Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Confusion and Confession by Nadi Loli reviews
Karkat wakes up to an awkward situation with Gamzee and from this point on how love can spring from heart ache and stupidity among best friends.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Encore by cobrafantasies reviews
Sequel to "The Kissing Scene." Joey and Chandler work at being in a real relationship and sharing it with their friends.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
I'm Always There for You by Jish reviews
Stan notices something is bothering Kyle. Will Kyle tell Stan? SLASH, Style Pairing, Boy x Boy. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Harmless pranking, courtesy of John Egbert by Tooka Chan reviews
John and Dave playing L4D2 like good bros. also masturbating happens. this sucks and it's pretty short but yeah. Dave/John, M for choking some chickens
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Building Blocks by South Park Kid reviews
The story of Craig and Tweek's relationship as it blooms.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Isolation by Hyouri reviews
AU, takes place in a human world. GamKar Karkat have experienced something really traumatic and isolates himself from the world. But Gamzee is not going to sit at watch his friend suffer without helping.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
What You Do To Me by I.Write.Love reviews
Two years after moving to New York for college, John starts to miss his best friend when he gets an unexpected surprise on snowy night. Dave/John. Absolute fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Stereo Heart by princeofwaffles reviews
It's Homecoming and John says he doesn't know how to dance. So Dave decides to help him out and teach him while letting him hear his sick voice. Dave/John AU?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Saltwater by apollo-gize reviews
You are Dave Strider and it's the 5th anniversary of your annual visit to see your best bro, John Egbert. You want to ask him something, but he beats you to it- "Are we in love?". Good question. Dave/John, SLASH, ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
What if MCR didn't exist? by x-punk-princess-x3 reviews
This is a frerard were MCR hasnt been formed and the band members have chosen different paths in life but when Frank and Gerard get it together thats when the party begins! I dont own MCR this story is fictional and mine! read and review plz xoxo
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Stupid Hat by Squid.Butler reviews
Stan and Kyle have gotten in a fight and let's just say..The first to say there sorry is the gay one? /It's better if you just read it xD/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Insert Heart Here by Laceration Gravityy reviews
"I would try and fix things as much as possible, and though somethings can't be fixed, at least I could make it all easier, so both Gerard and I could heal. Together." Frerard. Frank/Gerard. My Chemical Romance. Read and Review! xx
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,213 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Never Gonna Happen by kaisalune reviews
Wallace is in love. With Scott. Awkward... Especially when he shares a bed with Scott. Especially since Scott is going to propose to Ramona. ESPECIALLY since Scott isn't even gay. But when tragedy strikes for Scott, Wallace is there to pick up the pieces.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Wallace W., Scott P.
You Can Run Away With Me by Consulting Shippers reviews
Frank is kicked out of his home for being gay and resorts to hitch-hiking. Gerard picks Frank up. It's a frerard. Don't like? Don't read.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Any Time You Want by sarahs-on-fire reviews
A Frerard fic, jointly written by Sarah for-reasons-insane on tumblr and Liz decimatedreams on tumblr Frank and Gerard have to deal with the stress of suddenly living together... while in love.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
The Bro Code Forbids by Perdue reviews
Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Obviously Oblivious by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
One Beer and a Wallace by Pochee reviews
When Scott has one to many beers, he gets a little to friendly with Wallace. Or that's at least what Wallace thinks. One shot, no smut. Kissing though.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Scott P., Wallace W. - Complete
From Unexpected Places by rubyliss reviews
When a photo of Kurt kissing Sam surfaces, Sam's parents want Kurt arrested.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,782 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Relationship Status by angst cupcake reviews
'Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Sam Evans.' Kurt x Sam
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
If Your World Should Fall Apart by panictowel reviews
MCR, frerard: Frank is in love with Gerard, but is afraid of telling him, as he doesn’t want to risk losing him. How will he deal with all those emotions he almost can't control?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,279 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
For Joey by elizzabethavary reviews
Based on TOW Rachel is Late. Joey takes Chandler to the movie premier, Chandler falls asleep. Instead of getting mad, Joey has something else in mind.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Two Wishes by MadScientistGirl reviews
House and Wilson are each given their heart’s desire, but House’s wish surprises everyone, including himself. House/Wilson. Chapter 30: The End
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,348 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Funeral Rearranged is Real Fun by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard. “Oh,” he whispers, breaking our kiss, but my teeth are keeping his bottom lip in my mouth, “God.”
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
The Damage You've Inflicted: the Direst Sequel by xmcrloverx reviews
Frank and Gerard are really put to the test this year, both mentally and emotionally. Will old ways prevail, or can the couple keep each other alive and sane? Frerard. Read "And I'll End This Direst" on Ficwad or LiveJournal to understand the plot.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
Did you come to stare or wash away the blood? by rawwrasaurus reviews
rated M for intense language and future boysexx. please read and review!frerard.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008
Velocity by Mindfreak Iero reviews
One minute, you could be nothing more than dirt on the bottom of someone's shoe, then the next minute you're thrown into their life and about to risk everything for them, and they're going with you. Frerard. My Chemical Romance.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
A frerard story by xXTaylorIeroXx reviews
Frerard. Don't bug me about the category. I wasn't sure which to put it in. :
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Something by fandombabe reviews
JC Slash: Takes place in Season 4 TOW Chandler in a Box. What else could've happened during Chandler and Joey's little argument? "Wait, there's gotta be something I can do. Something."
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Chandler B., Joey T. - Complete
Changing Hearts by Starless-xx-Eyes reviews
Not a XOver, but I had no category for it. Gerard scolds Mikey for his feelings towards another guy, but what happens when he feels the same way for someone? Frerard. PLEASE REVIEW!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007
Your Eyes Vacant And Stained by kerry596 reviews
My Chemical Romance Frerard fanfiction. Includes homosexual smut, baaaad language and violence etc etc. - Gerard and Frank meet and, along with a new found friend, forge their futures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
In Need of Glue by Michelle Berger reviews
It seems everyone is having love trouble in the little mountain town, and Kenny is the one that can piece them all together. However, Kenny has problems of his own. [Kyle x Stan] [Butters x Tweek] [Kenny x Pip] [Cartman x Wendy] [Kenny x Damien]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,900 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Scenes of a Relationship by wih reviews
Series of oneshots in the HouseWilson slash area... Unbetaed
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
TOW All The Quick Fire Questions by jennied reviews
A quick fire question game between Chandler and Joey takes an interesting turn when Joey gets an answer to a question he really wasn’t expecting. JC slash.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Home Wrecker by Cress reviews
Unfinished Joey-Chandler slash, during Christmas in season 10. Ross and Rachel are already back together, and Joey tries to be happy for them, but he has a secret.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,267 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B.
It's Never Too Late by Cress reviews
Joey-Chandler slash, occurring after the series finale of Friends. In this world, there is no such thing as a Joey spinoff in L.A. Not for Mondler fans. Now rated R.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B.
Second Chance by aa cohen reviews
How do you let go of your love for a women who was never really yours? Chandler struggles to let go with the help of an unexpected friend. Chandler and Joey Slash & AU story
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
The Right Thing by dawnsona reviews
Joey sacrifices his love and years later still regrets it. J/R. *Completed* Will Joey and Rachel get together?
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Complete
Nice And Boring, Just The Way We Like It reviews
After witnessing yet another run-in with a train wreck celebrity Craig decides he's sick and tired of the craziness of South Park and needs a break. He manages to get Tweek involved and his holiday getaway with his best friend doesn't end up as relaxing as he'd hope. Creek. Also mentions of Dip, Style, KennyxMarojrine aswell!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/27 - Craig T., Tweek T.