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Hi, just a normal teen writer...

A poem for all of the guys who try to get the girl of his dreams :)

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

1.Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Tenten,Naruto,Hinata,Neji,GaaraandKurenai

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina,SasuSaku,NejiTen,GaaMastu,ShikaTema andChouino

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both XDD

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, but I'll do a cosplay of Naruko

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Games, mangas, some posters...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yes... with Naruto or Neji *blush*

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?NARUHINA FOR EVER!!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Well both I guess

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai, I'm Tenten, idiot

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope, Tobi is Madara and that,s it. >:(

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? OF COURSE, ARE YOU STUPID?!?!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, my Dei Dei :)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Both...

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yep

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? yes

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? What...? When did that happened?

17. Sub or dub? Both I guess

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Both sense my sister admires her (can't stand Sakura or my sis)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? IDK... I think maybe... both

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? What question is that?

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Eww... that's my sensei you're talking about :(

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Orochimaru

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMELY WEIRD (sorry bro)

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? They should put Hinata a little more confident

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?Like them... I LOVE THEM(More if their NaruHina)

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? HELL YEAH!!!

27. Do you like lemons? I LOVE LEMONS!!! XDD SWEET OR SOMETIMES HARDCORE

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep... my grandpa calls me tenten and my dad calls me Naruto because I sometimes act like him.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Their hilarius... David Bowie-senseisempaisansama!!!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YEP,ALL OF THEM

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My sister and cousins.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? yes

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Yep, a subtite came in Science and she was with that face staring at me.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yep to life and sometimes to grades

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? NO!!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?YES, CAN YOU GIVE ME A COPY OF THAT?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? WHAT THE...? NO!!!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. When I'm bored but I don't show it to anyone.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Meh...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep, her name is Yumi and she is Naruto's twin sister.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes he did XDD

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your profile.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorixas

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I MUST not be a Christians

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate gays

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I dont have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REBUBLICAN so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN do I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT As so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual\

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS AS FRIENDS so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have problems with self control

I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich

I don't LIKE THE SUN so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be Emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone

I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore

I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTH so I MUST be a satanist

I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club

I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be pereverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare

I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem

I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype

I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire

I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everyone going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat

I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIROMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortian

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see

I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible

I like READING so I MUST be a loner

I have my OWN spiritual ideology;therfore I MUST be wrong or misguided

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanish

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick

I love YAOI so I MUST be gay

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life

I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue

I'm FROM THE SOUTH so I MUST wear overwalls,drink beer,and eat road kill

They Way I am

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain

What a boyfriend would do...

• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs.

• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her

• When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her

• Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

• Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for

• Tease her and let her tease you back.

• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

• Watch her favorite movie with her.

• TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS

• Let her wear your clothes.

• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

• Let her know she's important.

• Kiss her in the pouring rain.

• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you.
•Text you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.

98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and never mean it if you are those 2 that say "I Love You" and actually mean it put this on you profile

Play The moments Pause The memories Stop The pain Rewind The happiness

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, xxCherryBlossomsxx, xxwatchmediexx,Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700,Darkblossom895, Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika, AnimeLovingFan, KNDfreak,MidnightWolfGirl,Tokio Hotel Ninjas,

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' from 'Barney'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

Boy: I like her so much...
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her..
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll NEVER like me!
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... She won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who
wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did!

x
x Put this on your
x page if you love
x Naruto and Hinata!
x

Anti-Abortion: (not mine)

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

IMPORTANT (not mine)

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site. I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors. For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable. It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added. If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests. While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation. For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.


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Nerds and Cheerleading by MidnightWolfGirl reviews
Hinata Hyuga is a popular cheerleader, Naruto Uzumaki is the school nerd. What if, after a indecent in the hall, brings these two worlds together? Now Hinata has her world upside when she has to make a decision between her love and her mother's promise. What will she do? Read and see! Warning: Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
He Will Be Mine by brown phantom reviews
Hinata has always been too shy and afraid to reveal herself to Naruto. But just before he returns to Konoha, she gets help from an unlikely source. Now she's got the guts to stake her claim, and she won't hide anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Tomorrow Unknown by mindlesschaos reviews
Naruto and Hinata are teen’s in Konoha High in Tokyo, Japan. Though they both seem like your normal school girl and class clown,both come from a broken past. Naru-Hina and other couples. M for mature themes including Language, Rape, Lemon, Gangs, violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,615 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Footsie by Mystic Twirl reviews
Misaki smirked, slowly losing control of her actions. All that mattered was being able to give Takumi a taste of his own medicine. If only Takumi didn't enjoy it so much, too bad today he isn't in control. UPDATED Jigsaw Puzzle R&R
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui
My Naruto Plushie by Yomitoru reviews
3 years ago Hinata made a stuffed Naruto plush doll, believing that it would make Naruto fall for her. After 3 years Hinata now doubts the plushie rumor and doubts Naruto will ever feel the same as she. But is it as hopeless as it seems? Oneshot NaruHina, fluff, First story. Re-edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Jugando a Seducir by Itt-chan monogatari reviews
Intentaras acostarte con la linda Hyuga hasta que se reanuden las clases, si fracasas tu precioso auto pasara a mi pertenencia, si ganas cumplire tu fantasia mas anhelada.. no se vale enamorarse, Naruto. Basado en Les liasons dangereuses.
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,465 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Old Man On The Porch by CheezingIt54 reviews
Everyone has a purpose, execpt me. Who would have thought I would have found it by spending my entire summer with an old man and his grandson before moving to an university. Naruhina, language, adult content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Stalker by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto has a stalker, and he knows it...what now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mature Content by The Four Crosses reviews
Naruto gets a mission to a be a role in a very special movie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Working Clan by zoxia reviews
This is a crossover of Naruto and The sims 3.Tons of OC's. Naruhina.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Dance With The Devil by KNDfreak reviews
What if the devil was a SHE? NaruHina. Featuring Devil!Hina and Angel!Naru. Might contain slight religous bashing, so look out. M for lemons. WARNING: NOT for the easily offended. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,010 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Sexy Teacher by NaruHina-Addict reviews
Hinata is a teacher, and Naruto asks for a little tutoring, something unexpected happens and they end up falling in love. Sasu/Saku Bashing *Lemons* Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ultraspectral by Orifiel reviews
When Hinata agrees to pose nude as Sai's nightly art model, she is unprepared for the aggressive reaction of her platonic friend Naruto, who quickly becomes a nuisance as he makes several riotous attempts to sabotage the project.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sai - Complete
Barman by KaKi3 reviews
Todo comenzo en un Bar
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not another Naruto Fanfic! by PokeSaiyanJutsu reviews
Yes, another Naruto fanfic. The world of Naruto, as envisioned by those with too much time on their hands. Will he achieve his dream of becoming Hokage, or will he fall just as his father? NaruHina, some NaruIno. Sakura Bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demon by Saku cherry blossom reviews
Sakura is a demon who wants to be human. In the end, she was sent to Earth to finish her mission, but happens when she falls in love with a human?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Almost A Pearl by ShawnieSilenced reviews
Hinata Hyuga has an almost perfect life. She's almost a pearl. As she starts her last year in middle school, she hopes to make her life complete, with the help of Naruto Uzumaki. Rated T for language. AU. Mainly NaruHinata, some other pairings. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bed Room Habits by welcometofightclub reviews
" When she and Beast boy entered their relationship, he forgot to mention many things to her; snoring was one of them." Lemon. Fluffy Smut.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Plan by HinaHyuga reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a bet, he has to make the freak of the school, Hinata Hyuga fall for him. What he doesn't know is that as he starts to hang out with her he fall in love with her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
You Belong With Me: Naruto Style by Hanako Tani reviews
One Shot! Hinata, a musician, and Naruto, the high school football team's captain, are childhood friends. Naruto goes to prom with the popular, Sakura Haruno but will he leave with her... Based on the song 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cum Cum Under My Shower! by eternalshiva reviews
Co-authored PWP – After a grueling mission and the worst kind of Hokage training yet, Naruto only wants to head home, shower and snuggle with his wife, but unknown to him, Hinata's picked up a few of his unpredictable tendencies. NH - NSFW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
NaruHina Rape Story by DethCore reviews
Naruto goes crazy and something bad happens to Hinata. will she still love him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Little Hinata by shy hinata girl reviews
Naruto finds this young girl in the training field, why do her eyes look like Hinata's?, why is her name also Hinata's?, and where is Hinata. Pairings: NaruHina, HinaNaru, Side pairings: SauSaku,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hey,Can I Borrow a Pencil? by ughcharina reviews
When I was in the 4th grade, a boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil. We became friends, but he moved in the 8th grade. This semester, a guy came up behind me and said, "Hey, can I borrow a pencil?" It was him. LGMH. A NaruHina Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Busted by Yomitoru reviews
It's too bad that Naruto couldn't control his desire for Hinata because now he has to pay ... Sasuke style! NaruHina Lemon warning! First Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My very own Genie in aLava Lamp! by NaruhinaForever15 reviews
Kinda a weird modern twist on Aladdin. Hinata is the outcast of the entire Konoha Highschool. After a misunderstanding gets her beat to a bloody plup, a guilty Kiba gives his friend a lava lamp that turns out not to be what meets the eye Sakura bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Psychotic by The Girl Who Will Always Wait reviews
Naruto would have Hinata, even if he had to slaughter everyone in his way. RATED M just to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Curses Can Be Fun by ZTheIncomplete reviews
Maka gets cursed but Soul doesn't seem to mind. Male!MakaxSoul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
An Idol goes to School by shugosailormewmewz21 reviews
He was always treated differently because... because... HE WAS A FAMOUS IDOL! But after pretending to be a high school student, he actually wants to be one so he drags his "lil sis" and manager and to Konoha High.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hana Kimi Naruto style! by hinatauzumakimi3 reviews
What!Hinata's going to an all boy's school! How will she hide her enormous boobs? What about her hair? And what about Naruto? Is he falling in l-love with this new b-boy? Gah read and find out! NaruHina slight sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Behind The Fence by animegothgirl16 reviews
BANG!BANG!BANG! Something or someone is making a ruckus in the village. That's all you need to know... NaruHina M to be safe, Lemon if you are smart ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The nerd and the CheerLeader by Stained-Hands reviews
Choji hated blind dates, he was a nerd, so they always ended badly...Huh? Ino? The hot blond cheerleader! What is she doing here? TWO-SHOT. LEMON IN SECOND CHAPTER. ChojiXIno. Theres more to people than titles in her eyes..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Odd Studying Habits by Nine-Tailed Writer reviews
Stuck with a failed Literature exam and a corrupted mind, Naruto has to try and get his grades back up if he wants to become Hokage. The Hyuuga offers to help him study, but it's just that...his eyes keep wandering to places where they shouldn't be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Library Fun by Baddazz-Writer reviews
Naruto gets locked in the library and it ends up one of the best days of his life. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pleasure: A KyuuNata Production by Cat gurl151 reviews
Kyuubi's been paying Hinata late night visits filled with more pleasure then the genin can handle
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Hinata H. - Complete
Hide and Seek in the Heat by not2important reviews
Naruto wakes up in heat and decides it's to play a game of hide and seek with the local shy heiress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Emi Lovelace by TroubledThoughts reviews
I never thought I'd be thanking my uncle for being a pervert. I never thought I'd find myself in a bookstore with a beautiful erotica writer. I never thought I'd learn Hinata's biggest secret. Turns out, I am happy to be wrong. Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Teacher's Reward by Whuzgal1 reviews
Hey, I'm not a pervert, but when this ultra hot student comes up to me and asks to do anything to raise her grade, I just can't refuse. Don't worry, I'll give her some 'extra credit'. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sakura's missed chance by Imthatonegurl reviews
Sakura relaizes what she missed out when She looks at Naruto with Hinata. Please review Hope you like it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Candle Light by Rii Airu reviews
After a long mission, TenTen wants to take a bath. Until a sudden blackout ruins everything, will she have to resort into taking a bath in the only house in Konoha with a generator, a.k.a. the Hyuuga complex? NejiTen Fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Music of Love by CheezingIt54 reviews
The unmotivated drummer boy and the troubled guitar girl clash head on, both from different backgrounds. See how they bond together with their love of music. Naruhina Rated M for language,and lemon in chap. 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,575 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Obstinate by Silva Jupiter reviews
“Are you trying to seduce me?” She questioned. His husky voice whispered in her ear, "Yes I am." Tenten and Neji battle for dominance in bed. One-shot Tenten and Neji pairing. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Hinata spanks Naruto by Energy imbalance reviews
Hinata follows Naruto to his house. She ends up spanking him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Your Average Day by SoupLicker reviews
NaruHina one-shot. Lemon. Naruto finds Hinata... in a pleasant position. Things happen. Read if you want to find out. Don't really care if you review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In Heat by ExistenceIsFutile23 reviews
After a Kiba-involved mishap, Naruto is a little more frisky around the women of Konoha... This one of course is M for a reason. NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja High School Musical by Princess iPod reviews
A parody about High School Musical with Naruto. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
And so the Lion tamed the Fox by Lynns reviews
After a Christmas party at the Inuzuka's, Naruto decides to play a game with his wife Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You're not ugly by ShikallllTema reviews
when people look at Hinata, they stare for a bit, then look away. she thinks it's because she's ugly. After she is tripped in the hallway, she has a confrontation with a certain blonde. Naruhina. Naruto Uzumaki Hinata Hyuuga. AU. school. love/romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fox hunting by Webdemon reviews
Shhh... You have to be very quiet. Hinata's hunting a fox. - Insert Elmer Fudd laugh here. -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Eel by Dragoona reviews
Hiashi gets worried when he hears Hinata make strange noises at night.So he did what any parent would, ask someone else to find out what's wrong. But what Hinata's sister does find is disturbing. But then again, how else does a 12 year old describe sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love at First Explosion by Selath reviews
This is a love story between two characters who've never talked to each other. Tenten the ninja from Konoha. Deidara the 'explosive' missing-nin. Will their love only lead them into an ending BANG? Lemon chapter 5 rated M for Lemon. As in mmm lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Tenten - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Destinys Splinter by Masumi-Chan reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Neji got a splinter?Well whos gonna help him get it out!Lots of confusion an a Lee who cant seem to get his mind out of the gutters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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Time For Detention reviews
I wouldn't care if I, Hinata Hyuga, get in trouble in History class. Because in detention is the place that I want to be every day. Yeah, I know, you must think I'm crazy because for you detention is boring, but for me is the whole opposite. SEQUEL PREVIW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dancing With My Hip Hop Teacher reviews
Hinata Hyuga has enrolled to dance camp forced by her mother, but why does she love it some much there? Would it be her friends or that sexy hip hop teacher that she keeps thinking of? Inspired from my dance camp *Adult language*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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